₦airaland Forum

gidgiddy:
You want someone who is at the funeral of her parents and brother to stand up to greet anyone? Is this a get together?

Mtcheeew

I couldn't have said it any better

Beverlyjean:
Nigerian men are better , stop saying nonsense.... if a man broke ur heart and its made u to display psychotic tendencies , then it's ur problem... we women break men's heart too.... u are not a baby... move on

Based girl

God1000:
must you criticize everything?

This is how a proactive leader behaves

A proactive leader doesn't need to do all this. This just looks like show boating. If good systems were in place, there wouldn't have been need for all this in the first place

Akwamkpuruamu:
Omah Lay failed bro code

Well, on the flipside he exposed a hoe...only wish he didn't speak about her again

chigoziri2403:
You are part of their food chain, they can't do anything without you

Abeg o, let dem depend on God. I don too suffer for their hand

chigoziri2403:
Are you Nigerian at all

I am bros. But it's not easy for me to fall asleep, especially when I wake up in the middle of the night to discover that I'm sharing my room with a swarm of mosquitoes. Plus they annoyingly seem to know where our ears are located even in pitch darkness. Dude! the disturbance doesn't stop until those bastards are dealt with. Pls try to understand me. Those little f**kers are from hell

chigoziri2403:
Heat and mosquito... A deadly duo

Although I prefer mosquito bites than heat

Nothing on this earth could make me prefer mosquitos to heat. Just the buzzing of one mosquito alone and my night is ruined

That....

No one...I repeat no one has anything on trump. That's a boldfaced lie

Alexis11:
Your unfortunate father will catch his sub.

My dad's doing quite well thanks. Like I said before, e go reach you. You'd see the true stupidity of your actions. Useless citizen

iLoveYouToo:
I get turned on by my unclothedness, I don't know if I'm alone on this one

Oops, I shouldn't have divulged that

Just come out the closet already

I'm an Arsenal Fan but na this match I wan watch. I wan see as Bayern go take wound Man.U today

MorataFC:
Hmmm, accidentally? Oyibo using the black man for experiments, why can't use white for dis?

He's not balck, mumu

Him go pack ball comot for net tire. Make Arsenal catch am first

Had my vital signs checked today by a nurse with the most beautiful eyes

Liballo:
Huhh
I guess she’s an objectophilia. They are sexually and romantically attracted to inanimate objects.

I'm starting to doubt the veracity of some of these sexual categories. I believe, if one looks deeper they are nothing more than bunkum born out of a need for attention. Ofcourse she'd want the world to know her sexual kink. Let's see what happens when no one gives a f.uck?

I dey vex (though I admire city)...na everybody wan first arsenal win UCL?

BloomingDale:
King ke?? Ayam not understanding these kings with no kingdom. Always japaing to another man’s land, cos they can’t build their kingdom?

I’m just happy the real kings (Whyte men), that have built their kingdoms, don’t require this level of fuckery and foolishness.

You're just being spiteful for reasons one could only speculate.

You talk without wisdom. You obviously don't know what your words not only imlply about you, but African women in general.

Of course, maybe you're one of those feminists who believe that every shortcoming of civilization should be solely pinned on men.

As If women were absolute observers to the building of society, like some helpless destitute.

Or worse of, some inanimate object without a mind of its own. Like a loot any man could just plunder.

The truth is women have been contributors to society since it's inception. Only a fool would believe otherwise.

This also means that if we black men are slaves, you're a slave too. That's the brutal truth. Our failings are yours too.

If you've got a problem with our culture, that's your problem. It doesn't change anything.

If you want to be a sour puss , atleast have some sense. Good day!

Gerrard59:
That depends on the kind of woman o. In ranking order, the white man is revered worldwide and is higher than his black counterpart (thanks to their great-grandparents who dominated the world). To get the top class women in developed countries as a black African male migrant takes a whole lot - education, mannerisms, spoken language, career etc. Add the fact that most Nigerian men are ugly (myself included), some due to the suffer-head conditions they faced in Nigeria, and it gets worse. One literally has to be a Tidjane Thiam to stand a chance. It might be better in the US and other countries with a substantial black population, but in places where the black population is very minute, e get as e be. So, when they say "Nigerian men are loved in the abroad", certain questions should be asked.

- What calibre of women "love" Nigerian men?
- Which countries do they come from?
- What are the profiles of these women (height, facial looks, educational attainment, career etc)?

Dude! You lost me at "most Nigerian men are ugly". Are you serious? What would you now say about South African men? And I'm talking native ones, not the mixed. We're not Greek gods by any stretch, but we're good looking in a more rounded way. Dude speak for yourself!

You should be asking your friend. Also considering it tbh

FreeStuffsNG:
That Tucker own is understandable. Tucker is a barefaced liar , but Don Lemon's sack is somehow.

Don Lemon is an even worse lying face fraud. He just spews leftist talking points back at viewers. At least Tucker Carlson exposed the media for their misinformation about the US capitol riots

Forchi:
I'm available too

Anyway I could reach you?

Controlla123:
If I report her, dem go say I dey find the downfall of my fellow Nigerian

It's because you have money to throw away, that's why you're spouting this gibberish. Imagine if it were someone in more dire straits? Any Nigerian idiot who thinks they can do as they like is a more civilized country deserves to face the wrath of the law. Pls do the needful. You don't have a valid excuse. You don't owe any Nigerian anything but your honesty, something she didn't consider to show you.

emmaodet:
Because you don’t pray for the basic things you need in life.

What do you think most church goers pray for? God please grant me visa, before the end of 2022, I must own a car, a house, God grant me job.
Every spirit of alter from my father’s house, that is making me to experience amubo- disappointment or frustration or promise and fail in my job interviews die by fire.
It is many bro but in abroad, getting a job is normal provided you are healthy, not lazy and want to work, riding a car is normal when you have a job and pick up a mortgage, a car is yours.
Traveling for vacation to nearby cheap countries is normal since you are working.
So why should you go to church regularly or start disturbing God with your regular I receive it, I receive it.
Poverty is the root cause of many in church.
So many people are so poor that they forgot to take their sick to their sick to the hospital rather they will take them to church/prayer mountains etc and the prophets will start lying to them that it is attack from home. Which nonsense attack?
Reason why I hate keeping my problems away from my family. They are too religious for my liken.
My brother had serious malaria some years ago, instead of taking him to hospital, due to poverty, my parent started praying for him, putting annoiting oil on his head and speaking in tongue, when it got worse they ran to call nurse abele - local street nurse wey don collect freedom and get her own small chemist.
If not that I arrived that night and saw the terrible situation where the boy was shivering aggressively and quietly dying, he would have died for no reason due to poverty.
Took him to hospital, when they saw his situation sef, the nurses were just shaking their heads that we almost killed the boy.
Long story short, I spent a fortune reviving the boy and after that my parent started saying it is attack from home that most prophets they called pointed to attack from home.

Abegiiiiiii

I no dey for that one.

We pray for silly things which are normally to be gotten in saner climes …. Basic amenities.

I hate it when people come out for testimonies of getting visa (visa ooooooo), buying a tokunbo or second hand car and the pastor will lay his hand on it and bless it (not brand new ooo)

Abeg I don tire.

Those "visa testimonies" absolutely disgust me to no end

siofra:
Wow! he's uglier than K'naan. But she's happy with him and that's what matters.

That's what you ladies don't get, we don't need to be the most handsome to get with pretty women. When a man knows game/his worth, women would fight tooth and nail to keep him. No body actually gives a hoot how looks. He's a regular joe by manly, and i bet womanly standards.

Islandlady:
Without long story, in what way can I tell my newly moved in couple neighbours who occupies the top apartment that they should reduce their moaning when having sex at night!

It's very awkward and annoying...

Matured Nairalanders I just need your advice on how to tell them politely without sounding rude or making them feel embarrassed. Thanks!

Tell them by making light fun of them, but at the same time showing them the severity of their action as it regards your sleep.

The next time they're at it, Imitate the same noises back at them as loudly as you can so they could hear it. Trust me, it'll work for sure

Zonefree:
Girls like this, their father and brothers can't boast of N50K in their account.

You can't see DJ cuppy or girls from a well to do family say something like this. It's trenches fowls with fish brain always disgracing their indigent family.

Poor girls from wretched family are deadlier than cancer!

"Trenches fowl" bros you wicked

ahnie:
Some dangling gender seff?




I rest my breathe

It's really sad. But I'd like to reiterate that nobody gives a hoot what think about men. Keep resting

YorubaKinging:
The end is near near

Donald Trump will die in office

The great Nation of Yoruba will rise and all the world will flock to Zion

Make American Great Again

Make Yoruba Great Again

You saw this after sniffing your fart abi

ObosiUkwalla:
Who told you op that hippo is on the brink of extinction?? Abeg suffery dey lie

Fyi, hippopotamus is one of the most aggressive animals out there and it kills humans more than lions do. If it's not killed, it will definitely kill humans in that location.

Mind you that humans are far the deadlier of the two. Who else do we blame for our hunger than ourselves? Like it's their fault we're hungry. Let's be honest, we don't value wildlife in Nigeria and it's gonna cost us one day.

ominilongest:
I will choose Travis over Asap
But na big boys dem be,no cap

Asap is more lyrical though. And just so you know, all that adlib thing Travis got going on in his songs sound awfully similar to Asap's when he first started