Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,153,878 members, 7,821,055 topics. Date: Wednesday, 08 May 2024 at 07:35 AM

JastSiryin's Posts

Nairaland Forum / JastSiryin's Profile / JastSiryin's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (of 44 pages)

Food / Re: Name 3 Or More Drinks You Think Are Popular But You Haven't Tasted by JastSiryin(m): 7:57pm On Jan 01, 2021
geedot:
Mostly those old generation beers[Star, Gulder, Hero, Legend, 33, Harp]..
Can't even imagine taking them. Orijin Bitters is a wonderful brand. wink
Honestly, that's the only one i could stomach. One cool bottle and I'm good
Crime / Re: 2 Men Killed, 2 Ladies Injured As Gunmen Open Fire At Beer Parlour In Rivers by JastSiryin(m): 9:54pm On Dec 31, 2020
tyup:
Rivers and Edo ought to have been the States Buhari should have declared a State of emergency deploying ruthless Soldiers, Throwing up their Forest n bushes in flames with the best stealth fighter jets the AF have got to once and for all end these unpatriotic act of treachery going on in the SS/SE unabated for too long now sad
It is your father's house that they will throw in flames, you Bigoted Bastard... Idiot angry
Education / Re: World's First Rare White Kiwi That Inspired Children's Books Dies (Photos) by JastSiryin(m): 3:17pm On Dec 31, 2020
matrix199:
Australiasia(Australia continent) has the strangest animals on Earth. Kiwi, a wingless bird, Kakapou, a gigantic flightless parrot, Platypus, a duckbilled mammal that lays egg, Echnida, a hunched mammal that also lays egg, Frilled lizard, a lizard with a frilled collar flap, and so on.




You're right about everything, except the kakapo... It's a New Zealand bird
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Sends Message To Davido "FEM" After FIGHT In Ghana(video) by JastSiryin(m): 9:10pm On Dec 30, 2020
NaijaOlosho:
I don't care about their fight they are both made. E no concern me.

My concern now is

Tinubu is just like Buhari

Voting for Tinubu is lthe biggest blunder ever and its like retaining Buhari again for 8 years.you know disastrous

He is a bullion van polithiefcian
He is old.

Say No To Tinubu.

Say no to aged politicians
Save Nigeria
Don't worry yourself bros... That Baboon can never be our President... A person has to be truly unfortunate to even entertain the thought of voting for him

1 Like

Politics / Re: Ben Bruce Offers To ‘bring Together’ Bishop Kukah And President Buhari by JastSiryin(m): 12:49pm On Dec 29, 2020
Bring them together for what? To kiss and makeup? There are much more serious issues than personal beef. Try bringing Buhari and common sense together because he has since done away with it
Celebrities / Re: FunnyBruno Hosts Youth Summit To Advocate Peace Across Nigeria by JastSiryin(m): 12:45pm On Dec 29, 2020
Campaign for peace, love, unity, and so on are some the most vague causes I've ever heard/seen. People just waste their lives chasing shadows because we will not face the main issues on ground. Solve those and you wouldn't need to ask people to be peaceful and all that. It's why i don't attend useless programs like these, they're usually just avenues for sanctimonious people to boost their egos
Politics / Re: I Was Once Humiliated Because Of My Poor Status. Finland Based Nigerian Says by JastSiryin(m): 12:28pm On Dec 28, 2020
GayPontiff:


Yes o as all of us wan turn motivational speaker on top the matter,
He had to acquire to require and perspire before he aspired to expire.
Guy you dey mad... The pic even funny sef grin

1 Like

Romance / Re: Bodybuilder Who Married Sex Doll Tragically Broke Her Days Before Xmas (Photos) by JastSiryin(m): 11:56am On Dec 27, 2020
What is tragic about breaking a "sex doll"? What is really tragic is that dude has a mental illness,and it isn't funny at all.
Politics / Re: Senator Ike Ekweremadu Spends Christmas With NYSC Corps Members In His Home by JastSiryin(m): 11:06am On Dec 26, 2020
There's isn't much difference between a Nigerian politician and a p.i.m.p grin
Religion / Re: Father Christmas Keeping Social Distance by JastSiryin(m): 10:52am On Dec 25, 2020
Uniquisite:
Lol.. So Santa no give gift?

In other news, Mo salah is giving our Muslimahs some serious headache shocked Just imagine what the extremists in Egypt are going through right now
For second there in the first pic, i thought his beards was draped over the girl,didn't know it was her hair grin
Politics / Re: Two Professors Emerge Local Government Chairmen In Borno by JastSiryin(m): 1:46pm On Dec 24, 2020
And dem go still thief, just watch grin
Celebrities / Re: D'Banj Recovers Instagram Account Days After Losing It To Hackers by JastSiryin(m): 1:40pm On Dec 24, 2020
BigDawsNet:
Hackers in a movie be like

Typing..... "lasdkfjhehdfvjdkfhier dhghtwoief ghih egjiufye r" cool


I'm in. grin
Abi? You mind those idiots grin
Romance / Re: I Don't Know What To Say When I Talk To Girls. by JastSiryin(m): 7:42am On Dec 24, 2020
SILENTandSMART2:
Tell her dat you will do anything for her ,

Tell her you will go extra mile for her,


Tell her you're going to make her happy always,


Tell her dat you're going to satisfy her always

Tell her dat you're going to serve her with everything god gave you


Dats what we girls love hearing, trust me she gonna fall instantly smiley
My gosh! What hogwash. Girls don't like any of those, atleast not with a man they plan on settling with. These words just screams desperation and subservience. Non of which any reasonable girl finds admirable. You girls give the worst advice
Celebrities / Re: Nazo Ekezie Dazzles In Sultry Birthday Photos by JastSiryin(m): 2:10pm On Dec 23, 2020
Eddie4God:
Black is beautiful. She is beautiful. Trust Don jazzy to don eat & clean mouth
Her body's nice but her face is like a witch's
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Am I Really Being unfair To These Two Girls?? by JastSiryin(m): 8:24pm On Dec 19, 2020
RedPanthar:
Yes. It's not our job to domineer or dominate or determine people's destinies. That's not what redpill is about. Redpill is emotional control and mastery not woman-hating


If you withold what you can do, you're automatically playing God... And practising witchraft.


Let them be. Let them fly. Even if you'll get nothing in return. Even if there are no advantages per se you wish to exact. You just never may know what would come out of it down the line.


I've been of assistance to many male friends who are abroad and more successful, I don't feel entitled to their success so I don't feel bad in anyway.
Very underrated response. I applaud your maturity bro
Politics / Re: Oke Obi-Enadhuze Who Tweeted ‘Nigeria Won’t End Me’ #EndSARS Protest Buried by JastSiryin(m): 11:20pm On Dec 11, 2020
johnmartus:
I hope she's not going to use this to gain Instagram followers? If a 21 years old girl that supposed face her education can be thinking how to get marry early, Then she lacked parental care.

And her parents has failed in all ramifications.
You're very stupid for that! What do you mean by "supposed to"?

The fact that people tend to move according to the dictates of society doesn't mean it's binding. Speak for your weak self.

The fact that you couldn't make serious life choices at 21 doesn't mean someone else can't.

Go and find out how old the coup plotters of post-independence were when they made moves that shook the nation,shame go catch you.

How old do you think our parents were when they married then? Are our marriages any better than theirs because we choose to wait longer?

Both the law and science recognizes a 21 year old as an adult. So shut the hell up with your sanctimonious ass angry

1 Like

Music/Radio / Re: Why Davido Has Never Been Nominated For A Grammy by JastSiryin(m): 10:29am On Dec 11, 2020
I don't know why we think the mindless jingles we listen to over here should even be considered for consideration, if there's anything like that. With all the stupid fillers phrases that our musicians say just to gives their songs a bounce. Our pop music isn't really that good grin
TV/Movies / Re: Tommy 'Tiny' Lister Dies At 62 by JastSiryin(m): 10:25am On Dec 11, 2020
juniormod:
Inside life, no one is escaping this world alive.
We all live to die, what matters is how you relate with the next person and the difference you were able to make in their lives.

The moment we understand this, the very moment you live a peaceful life with mankind.

We are nothing but strangers here.

Meanwhile... My people show me love, this Xmas red for me, no hope for anything, I will appreciate, nothing is 2 small, someone should put a smile on my face, I can't die in silence anymore, thank you so much. 3165 52 5225 FBN
Nelson
Nobody should be trying to escape anything. Let's do our best and try to enjoy life as much as we can and when death comes we should have rest of mind. Let's stop this fear mongering campaign about death. Death is normal. It has already become apparent how intertwined life and death are, and how stupid it is to think the world would be better without it.
Religion / Re: Should I Be Worried About This Black Cat? by JastSiryin(m): 10:22am On Dec 06, 2020
"Should i be worried about this 'Black man' who goes about his business during the day but is bent on disrupting my nocturnal life because of some superstition?" ~ Black Cat wink

5 Likes

Celebrities / Re: Esthersky: Ned Nwoko Must Marry Me - Lady & Family Campaign by JastSiryin(m): 8:47am On Dec 06, 2020
Let's be honest, to a certain degree a woman is an "item" Atleast many women even the successful ones would go great lengths to objectify themselves. Just look at this one now, who's proudly implying her sole purpose in life is to be the priced pet of some bigwig. This is what many women want even though they may profess otherwise

11 Likes

Politics / Re: Tinubu: My Kano Visit Not For Political Campaign by JastSiryin(m): 7:55am On Dec 06, 2020
Nigga! No one gives a flying fu*k about your visit, certainly not me. As long it's not about inflicting more hardship on the citizens because of your presidential ambition.

I'm just tired of all these old guards who think they know what it takes to move the country forward just because they were quick enough to grab power. It's quite obvious they don't know what to do with it besides plunder and impoverish.

The people need to wake up from their slumber. I wonder why people can believe in all sort of outrageous and preposterous things under the guise of religion. But lack the belief that's its possible to get rid of these tyrants.

Why the unending courtship with these evil political parties that act like they don't have a vision besides "winner takes all"?

Nigerians need to wake the fu*k up!

Let us learn from our history and what's happening. It has become apparent that any faulty logic for electing an inept leader into power would come back to bite you in the ass. No matter how full proof you think it is, everybody suffers from bad leadership including you!
Health / Re: How Do I Gain Chubby Cheeks? by JastSiryin(m): 7:05pm On Dec 05, 2020
Really? Stuff your mouth with food and don't swallow grin
Education / Re: Man Calls Out Teacher Who Always Flogs, Vows Never To Forgive Him by JastSiryin(m): 9:22am On Dec 05, 2020
DesChyko:
I remember hating my Further Maths teacher. It all began when someone threw something at me from the front of the class. I retaliated but missed my target and it landed in front of the class. embarassed

The teacher asked me to leave the class and go kneel down in his office. I left the class but refused because the first offender wasn't asked to do the same. angry
I think I saw the apartment before hell that day shocked. I hated him then because I saw all he did as unfair.

Now that I think of it, I was being disobedient and one of the most basic rules then said 'obey before complaints.'
In my sentimental state then, I forget this basic rule. I hated him out of consideration. What if the coconut shell had injured him? lipsrsealed That was some real childish exuberance.
You know your story is different from his right? Yours was a singular occurrence because you had erred, not a deliberate and continuous attempt at ridicule. Some teachers are just wicked. I've had one tell me i won't amount to anything before, a woman for that matter. Well, thank God for my life
Romance / Re: Two Cute Nairalanders Set To Wed (Pre-Wedding Photos) by JastSiryin(m): 9:07am On Dec 05, 2020
Cute couple. But I can't help but notice the dude's expression. It's like he's he was asking the photographer "Is this okay?" grin
Politics / Re: Amitolu Shittu: Amotekun Won’t Tolerate Indecent Dressing, Yoruba Language Abuse by JastSiryin(m): 9:03am On Dec 05, 2020
Moral policing is a hallmark of backward societies. I don't know why the African man always considers it sacrosanct to impede on the liberty of others once he's are at the seat of power. I can't think of any cause other cause other than one placing religion over common sense cry

1 Like

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Rapid Wien : Europa Cup (4 - 1) On 3rd December 2020 by JastSiryin(m): 10:44pm On Dec 03, 2020
TheSuperb:
I wish Pepe will continue like this.
Bur he won't... This is a trash team.... What do you expect?

1 Like

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Rapid Wien : Europa Cup (4 - 1) On 3rd December 2020 by JastSiryin(m): 9:38pm On Dec 03, 2020
Judithjovial:
So all these while Lacazette can actually be this good or was it the fans factor grin
Person wey good for dey perform as the season start. Don't ever let Arsenal give you false hope, I've learnt from experience

4 Likes 1 Share

Politics / Re: 2023: Shekarau Says The South Should Produce Nigeria’s Next President by JastSiryin(m): 8:00pm On Dec 03, 2020
These people are just playing Nigerians and people are just falling for it...This isn't about who's supposed to be president. It's about the corrupt elite maintaining power. Nothing substantial would happen if we were to have a SE/SE President under these corrupt parties. Let's be wise and vote the right people with the right ideologies. Voting based on ethnicity isn't a sound logic at all.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Rapid Wien : Europa Cup (4 - 1) On 3rd December 2020 by JastSiryin(m): 6:05pm On Dec 03, 2020
This redundant club... It's Arsenal for life, but it hasn't been easy cry
Celebrities / Re: Davido Buys 7 Shirts For N4.4 Million (Photos, Video)) by JastSiryin(m): 2:59pm On Dec 03, 2020
Rich people are the most sort after suckers on earth, and sellers know this. They're are able to hike up prices of various items claiming superior quality and exclusivity, and rich folks fall for it. I don't want to sound like a hater but i just feel that some items would always seem ordinary to me, no matter how much money is spent on them. A diamond encrusted iPhone would never perform better than an ordinary one. And if you have to tell someone how expensive an item is just so he could recognize its uniqueness then I'm sorry, you're a sucker. But hey, everybody is entitled to spending their cash the way they want.
Crime / Re: 3 Car Snatchers Arrested In Akwa Ibom (Pics) by JastSiryin(m): 2:31pm On Dec 03, 2020
chiiraq802:
Which kind wahala be this.....
Mtcheww! Him just dey waste him saliva... Wetin him wan talk now? Say him just dey hangout for bush when police bust them? Abi him go sh*t? grin

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (of 44 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 52
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.