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Car Talk / Re: The Moment A Guy Surprised His Male Best Friend With A Car Gift (Video) by JastSiryin(m): 4:09pm On Feb 19, 2021
WoundedLamb:


Is your masculinity that fragile? Dude, call your bestie whatever you want and let others call theirs as they wish. Don't project your own insecurity on other people.
Thanks very much "Masculinity Detector." If only you were smart enough to detect a hint of sarcasm.
Car Talk / Re: The Moment A Guy Surprised His Male Best Friend With A Car Gift (Video) by JastSiryin(m): 1:49pm On Feb 19, 2021
Which one is male bestie/male best friend Sounds gay. Nigga, that's his right-hand man
Celebrities / Re: Rosaline Meurer, Churchill's Wife: Tonto Dikeh And I Were Never Friends (Video) by JastSiryin(m): 12:20pm On Feb 19, 2021
Just one look at that pic with Churchill and i can almost tell the type of person she is. Just look at those eyes, she's got that feisty resentful look to a T
Politics / Re: Power Grid Collapses, Plunges Lagos, Others Into Darkness by JastSiryin(m): 9:34am On Feb 18, 2021
Chiminemine:
How I wish it would just fall into san*o olu's house and shock the living day light out of him. Pass about one million mega volts of undiluted electricity into his head. Nonsense
LMAO! people dey vex o grin
Religion / Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman: In COVID I Bought My Third Private Jet (Video) by JastSiryin(m): 4:42pm On Feb 17, 2021
Who cares dude? Who caresundecided
Religion / Re: Pastor Essa Ogorry Dies In Port Harcourt (Photos) by JastSiryin(m): 1:09pm On Feb 17, 2021
jesusjnr2020:
There's something definitely going on beyond eye level because all these cannot just be mere coincidence.

That said, may God strengthen the family at this sad moment in their lives. Amen.
Prove it, and stop postulating.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Newcastle United (2 - 0) On 15th February 2021 by JastSiryin(m): 8:31am On Feb 16, 2021
mansakhalifa:


You guys always fail to understand something which I have personally noticed over the years. Whenever Chelsea have a new manager, the players tend to play and work their socks off.

As soon as they get used to the manager or he leads them to land a major trophy or two, the team begins to slack and you begin to hear all sort of things emanating from the locker room.

I still don't know why or how you guys have failed to notice this phenomenon. So, the man you quoted was absolutely on point; this is just a honeymoon for CFC.

The real days are coming ahead and Tuchel might just find himself at the other end of things by the start of the next season. Let's just hope that he wins something before his time comes.
Chelsea fans have probably the most fickle memories amongst fans....Don't mind them jare
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leicester City Vs Liverpool (3 - 1) On 13th February 2021 by JastSiryin(m): 5:20pm On Feb 13, 2021
Liverpool fans can now shut the hell up now until the end of the season grin
Travel / Re: 100 Cars Pile-Up, Kill 5, Injure And Trap Many On Texas Highway (Pics) by JastSiryin(m): 7:52am On Feb 12, 2021
The pic of the dog being rescued melted my heart smiley

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Celebrities / Re: Wole Ojo Tells Relationship Advisers To Have 10 Years Experience In Relationship by JastSiryin(m): 6:39pm On Feb 10, 2021
ad3ajayi:
some can even have more than 10 years experience & not give a good advice
That's just the intriguing thing about this life. Sometimes the best advice is in the mouth of babes
Crime / Re: Female Cook, Two Others Arrested For Kidnapping In Delta (Photo) by JastSiryin(m): 9:26pm On Feb 09, 2021
He he... That first guy wan resemble person wey dey dance Kontogrin
Travel / Re: How The First Plane Crash In Nigeria Happened In April 1942 by JastSiryin(m): 2:11pm On Feb 07, 2021
humilitypays:
Hmmm, what is with Yoruba land and "Igbo" this, "Igbo" that, yet they hate Igbos so much with passion but all indications point to the fact that they are descendants of the Igbos according to Ooni undecided
Ooni of Onitsha abi?... Senseless beinggrin
Events / Re: Pastor Essay Oggory Refuses To Join Couple Because Of Bride's Lateness To Church by JastSiryin(m): 2:06pm On Feb 07, 2021
tyup:
Actually the Problem is we Africans, the real wedding is the traditional wedding where we have both parents bless the young couple after that, they are officially n culturally recognized as Husband n wife. any other thing aside that is a waste of time and resources

Anyways from this side of the North, zero pity to give
The most sensible quote thus far
Events / Re: Pastor Essay Oggory Refuses To Join Couple Because Of Bride's Lateness To Church by JastSiryin(m): 2:05pm On Feb 07, 2021
ProtectMyMoney:


One cold Ogidiga for you.

That is one Pastor after God's heart. Everything in God's kingdom is according to time.

The reason Nigeria is not moving forward is because of time.

We are quick to make reference to US, UK, etc...but we forget they value time because everything in their economy is run based on time....eg. The train leaves at 1pm, you arrive 1min after, you miss the train.

Pastor gave appointment time for marriage, she did not respect the Pastor's time.. African time does not work for everybody.
Both of you are stupid angry
Politics / Re: Frank Edoho: VP Yemi Osinbajo Is A Disappointment by JastSiryin(m): 7:40am On Feb 07, 2021
helinues:
Frank Edoho should first revive his dead career first before talking about Osinbajo.

Eish
Yes, only successful people with thriving careers should be able to criticize those in power. I don't want to tell you just how many shades of wrong this sounds,so I'll just fall short. I know you said this mainly from an ethnic perspective. All i can say is, you've got my sympathy

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Crime / Re: 20-Year-Old Lady Caught 2 Months After She Stole Alaba Lawson's Phone by JastSiryin(m): 10:16am On Feb 06, 2021
Sundrus:
grin
As in the thing bust my brain... You no go see that fowl for here now o grin
Travel / Re: Woman Climbs On Roof Of Car To Prevent LASTMA Officials From Driving It Off by JastSiryin(m): 11:48am On Feb 04, 2021
sapphiere:
Gone are the days we allowed men ride on us like machines.
LOL... You feminists are just a bunch of idiots... It's only your bias that has made you ignore the sufferings of men by this same people, of which women are a part of. Try to be more logical next time
Travel / Re: The Forms Of Racism You Have Faced As An African Abroad by JastSiryin(m): 11:20am On Feb 01, 2021
lionness:
Not sure this counts as racism sha...
At the airport in Dubai, I waited until everyone was out so I can move from the my economy section to the business class so I can snap pix to oppress my friends at home. While traveling to Boudreaux in France, I’ve seen some Nigerians do it, na so this angry Indian host attack: “you Nigerians always sneaking to Business class to take pictures. You lot are fake.”
I was so ashamed I couldn’t take the picture and waka quietly commot. But as in, does it matter so far I board plane.

Second racism, me and my boy and two of my cousins are leaving a shopping mall and headed for the Knottingly train station make we enter one owambe for Leeds, na so this white grandma wey approach us just stop and take race. If you see as the grandma run as of say we wan rob am. I just watch am zoom and my head wan scatter.

The third na for Dubai—as in Arabs or Indians, I nor sabi this man tribe, but those people hate us nor be small. Na for the Duty Free section I wan pack cheap chocolate wey I go share for family members at home, and I carry my bag, you won’t believe it, this Arab or Indian man just dey follow me bumper to bumper—and on his face was the expression: “you thief, get out of here or I will disgrace you.” Every other tribes were there buying, but this guy, na me wey be Nigerian e dey follow up and down. Anyways, the bastard smile after I pulled out the $1200 wey dey my pocket and try do the addition from AED to dollar. I just tire, sometimes e nor good to be Nigerian


The last one na for Shivaji for Mumbai in India. One Indian werey called Kalol wants my business to come and inspect his special milling machine. Na so I wan take explore India small. See, they way they searched me in that place after almost shredding my bags, I fear. After I was cleared, someone came out of a room and said they should stop the “kali.” Na me be kali which means a special name for blacks. My Nigerian passport was a big red flag and they asked me to remove my jacket again and searched me. As in, the man was confused that I wasn’t carrying drugs. He really couldn’t believe it and the thing choke am die. He later asked me why I was coming and personally called the Kalol guy who only sent me a taxi to pick me up. I am never ever going to India for anything in my life...those people get special hate and racism for us
Honestly I stopped reading from the very first story... Maybe she shouldn't have generalized but you clearly buttressed her point. Why would you go to a class you didn't pay for to take pictures? Like, how could one be so vain? Geez!

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Romance / Re: The Deeper Life Lady I Want To Marry Doesn't Want To Know My Place by JastSiryin(m): 2:12pm On Jan 28, 2021
Now i know why my homie with a stern look warned me never to allow a lady put me in a "frame" during a relationship. Once you begin a relationship playing by her rules it would be very difficult for you to get what you want. I'm not judging her or anything, and I'm certainly not encouraging you to do something detrimental to your relationship. I'm only just pointing out that you may have begun the relationship on a wrong footing. Honestly if she really knew the "real you" this wouldn't have been a problem. My guy, you guys aren't dating abeg
Politics / Re: Sunday Igboho: I Can’t Blame Fulani For Burning Down My House by JastSiryin(m): 11:09am On Jan 26, 2021
Is it just me? or does this guy not have a low-key resemblance to the rapper Gucci Mane? grin

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Ekwem Vivian Adaobi, The Southern Queen As She Dazzles In New Photos by JastSiryin(m): 2:54pm On Jan 22, 2021
Too much make-up abeg...Can't these ppl take natural photos for once?
Properties / Re: Man Shares Photos Of An Apartment Of N700K He Checked Out In Ibadan by JastSiryin(m): 3:35pm On Jan 20, 2021
NextD18:
Some people will commit suicide should incase the Internet gets shut down, because social media is the only place they get validation by seeking unnecessarily attention with irrelevant things.

If you can paint a rented crib to your taste, why can't you fix that?

This is something that can be fixed with less than 10k ffs, what's the need of bringing it online? To announce that you wanna rent a crib of 700k? cheesy

Smh!
I'm not even concerned about all that tbh...I'm more bothered about how a 700k apartment could have such a basic bathroom, like wtf! There are prison bathrooms much nicer than that. The Bodija must be some kinda Beverly hills for one to even think of paying such an amount.
Romance / Re: Don't Have Sex With People You Meet Online. Pictures by JastSiryin(m): 8:16am On Jan 20, 2021
jawalis:
I like her courage though. Many will keep it away from the public. But this lady chose to make herself a living example to others.
Did we ask her Like, do people wake up wanting to know other people's personal shxt I don't understand this generation. What do we do with this info now?
Sports / Re: Mesut Ozil Signs For Turkish Club, Fenerbahce by JastSiryin(m): 9:59am On Jan 18, 2021
Ogegeodey:
Good for him

Fxck you Arteta
Nah... Fuxk your dumbass if you think his problems started with Arteta angry
Romance / Re: Can You Marry The Person You Are Presently Dating? by JastSiryin(m): 1:04pm On Jan 16, 2021
LoveTalk:
Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around.

You tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more.

You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you.

When something wonderful happens, you can’t wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement.

They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful.

There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around. You can be yourself and not worry about what they will think of you because they love you for who you are.

The things that seem insignificant to most people such as a note, song or walk become invaluable treasures kept safe in your heart to cherish forever.

Memories of your childhood come back and are so clear and vivid it’s like being young again. Colours seem brighter and more brilliant. Laughter seems part of daily life where before it was infrequent or didn’t exist at all.

A phone call or two during the day helps to get you through a long day’s work and always brings a smile to your face. In their presence, there’s no need for continuous conversation, but you find you’re quite content in just having them nearby.

Things that never interested you before become fascinating because you know they are important to this person who is so special to you. You think of this person on every occasion and in everything you do.

Simple things bring them to mind like a pale blue sky, gentle wind or even a storm cloud on the horizon. You open your heart knowing that there’s a chance it may be broken one day and in opening your heart, you experience a love and joy that you never dreamed possible.

You find that being vulnerable is the only way to allow your heart to feel true pleasure that’s so real it scares you. You find strength in knowing you have a true friend and possibly a soul mate who will remain loyal to the end.

Life seems completely different, exciting and worthwhile. Your only hope and security is in knowing that they are a part of your life.
All well and good until you show them how self-serving you are by hurting/cheating on them. That's just humans for you. They yearn for what they can't sustain
Romance / Re: 10 Categories Of Guys Who Are Members Of "The Stingy Guys Association Of Nigeria by JastSiryin(m): 6:30am On Jan 13, 2021
Y'all should grow up. These trends are just dumb angry
Sports / Re: FA Cup: Manchester United Drawn Against Liverpool In Fourth Round by JastSiryin(m): 1:47pm On Jan 12, 2021
Smithkalu:
Manchester United we win Liverpool
Corper we! wa!... Man Utd we! grin
Music/Radio / Re: Wizkid - Ginger Feat. Burna Boy ( Official Video) by JastSiryin(m): 1:27pm On Jan 09, 2021
44Bulldog:


My preference undecided

Someone also feels music from cordae, curry, Wiki are wack too sad

U no even mention the likes of zaytoven, NF, lil nas X

Nawah ooo

Different folks with different strokes sha
Wow! lil nas x? NF is okay. Well, you're right about one thing, each person has his own preference. But i was just under the impression you were after lyricism above all. I think I've now got a good idea of what you like . It ain't bad though.

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Music/Radio / Re: Wizkid - Ginger Feat. Burna Boy ( Official Video) by JastSiryin(m): 7:24am On Jan 09, 2021
44Bulldog:
Who cares.... Nigeria music is trash undecided, na so so so meaningless simping songs dem dey sing
may God bless Polo G, lil tecca, lil tjay for me


*Me patiently waiting for haters to drag davido into this*

Dem go soon turn am to burna boy vs davido matter undecided





Ain't

I talk am...see them

SMH
Ha ha... Polo G is probably the most decent of all the wack artistes you listen to. Lil Tecca? Like seriously? Y'all just think anything from the US is hot, when they're so many hot garbage over there. Atleast for the new school, trying listening to Denzel curry, YBN cordae, Wiki, etc..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (0 - 2) - Live by JastSiryin(m): 10:47pm On Jan 06, 2021
Make Man Utd shift come down jare... That 2nd position no first fit dem before. Na like 5th-6th dem suppose dey grin

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Pets / Re: Crocodile Attacks Woman Trying To Take Selfie With It In Ghana (Graphic Video) by JastSiryin(m): 5:31pm On Jan 04, 2021
FroshBilly:
Crocs be like TULE JOR �
All other "son of the soils" dey learn work for where that boy dey grin
Romance / Re: Shame On Those That Crossed Over With Sex by JastSiryin(m): 4:29pm On Jan 02, 2021
Zzor:
But God hasn't
So how's that your business? I'm still not understanding I never knew that "cross over" was such a sacred day. Thry should've probably had sex the day after so as not to infuriate you, uh sorry, God right? Cross over or whatever you want to call it is just another day. The fact that you may have spent yours in church doesn't mean others aren't permitted to spend theirs elsewhere. I don't know if what you're doing is what you call preaching the gospel. Madam you're just whining

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