Wonder why this lazy fuxks can't hit the gym

I don't see nothing wrong. Dude's a p i m p, and the girl is a bitch. You know what say about putting a leash on them, so they don't stray too far away and end up on another dick.

This just goes to show the foolishness that lies at the heart of every child. It's why i cringe at parents who treat their kids like they're adults, trying to appeal to them with reason for wrongs that require a good smacking. Kids needs someone to put hands on them every once in a while. RIP little man. What I'd give for your mom to have caught you just before things took a sad turn. Sure you'd have gotten your ass beat, but you'd still be alive

Simplehuman:
She may become sentimental and siding if she develops feeling for one cute guy in the pitch.

Not even that sef. I hope the men would be able to express themselves freely and not be compelled into feeling they're somehow intimidating her. She should be treated normally

azawuoba:

Yemi is a no no, Tiwa, she's past her prime,

Tems is d new queen

Tems is the new queen for what exactly? I'm not big on our current crop of artistes but I've listened to a bit of her music. She does have a dynamic voice, i could pinpoint some Frank Ocean influence. Lyric-wise she ain't anything special. Yeah she is a Queen in the popular sense, but to be a forerunner amongst most her peers she'll need to put in work. Come on man, she's still a greenhorn. No need for you gassing her up like that.

GavelSlam:


Who can transform Nigeria?

The people... When ww recognize how much power we wield

oluwaSavage:
Ahhhh Mr. Garbagge, well done o! Trying to defend your Pay Cheque.
I'm still very shocked (just like our darling daddy) and amazed that there's not a massive protest in the north as of yet. If na girl wey dress somehow now, or blasphemy, wahala go happen.

Do they have another kind of brains over there? Why not stand up and ask for what's right?

I swear to God,this pic would make a dope ass hiphop cover

Venerealisles:
So this year my family decided we were gonna come back to naija early for the Xmas celebrations, we also wanted to do Thanksgiving in Nigeria hence the early arrival.

Well, we were back home in Lag, so I decided to go hang out with some of my long time friends, and what I saw shocked me ooh. They were really big now, felt like they were way older than me. To make matters worst, I senior them pretty damn well, but my tiny physique just makes them think otherwise.

The last straw that broke the camel back was when I went over to my cousin's place, only for my Aunt to start saying stuffs like "I look like a toothpick" she even went as far as saying I should start eating enough beans!! Chaii I have suffered .

I will be 25 by December, but yet most people I come across still think I am a teenager, Little did they know that the so called teenager is the owner of a business in Lagos and also a degree holder.

Inspite of my achievements, I feel what they are saying is beginning to get to me, i can't change the way I look, if I could, I'd probably add more height to my physique .

Bro Learn to accept it... And by that i don't mean the taunts of others, but your good qualities as. Believe me bros, there are people with greek bodies who don't have a shred of confidence. And as a result can't get the best out of life. Because in life, besides wisdom, confidence rules. You seem like a confident guy, don't let anyone erode that sense of confidence in you, or you'll hate life i promise you. A word is enough for the wise

Dronyemachi53:



U don't have sense at all....I pray u get raped anally,orally or otherwise...

That's a better punishment than imprisonment, beheading, amputation etc

How is it better than imprisonment? And this temporary punishment is supposed to alter the way he thinks all of a sudden, right? Imagine just releasing him out to the public like that. Abi do you think oyinbo just dump people in prison without efforts to rehabilitate them? Don't you know why they call their prisons correctional facilities? Rubbish!

hapheey007:
Generators were not allowed overnight, it has to be off latest by 12midnight. Fast forward to a year the landlady's son brought his wife and newborn twins home from the States. They (landlady and son) were now putting on gen overnight. As if the tenants did meeting, they just started using theirs too overnight one by one (what's good for the goose is good for the gander). When they left, people refused to go back to that yeye rule.

Honestly speaking I'm not against the 12am no gen deadline. After a certain time generator sets can become a nuisance. And depending on where your apartment is located, one unlucky tenant would just be getting all the noise. I've been in that situation before. The Landlady messed up not sticking to rule, or atleast informing you guys.

Alphafeezay:


Ela oji ojeh!!! Brainwashed Zombie, always hating on wealthy and prosperous people.
What do you have against Atiku that can be substantiated.
Again, you are a brainwashed Zombie. Enjoy your holy mallam in Aso rock

Did i ever proclaim for the President?

Or are you just willfully blind? What makes Atiku any different from the incumbent President?

Is it because of his frequent posts on social media?

Don't be fooled, the north hardly possesses any true Federalist. You'd be suprised how quickly he'd backtrack on his promises if he were to be elected.

So because i don't have money, i also shouldn't have an opinion on rich people?

That's a very faulty logic, very dangerous infact.

You my friend are a stickler for inferiority complex. I can see why we remain poor as a Nation.

If you choose to remain subservient both in action and thoughts, well I've chosen not to.

Atiku isn't the man to take this country forward. Anyone who thinks so should have their brains checked.

Have a nice day!

Alphafeezay:
Na this man suppose be President of Nigeria.

I was waiting for a mofo to say this. You clearly haven't gotten tired of being decieved. Anuofia!

Mouth Gig:
DEM DON KILL AM









ENEMIES OF PROGRESS

Unless you've got proof of whom, shut da fu*k up. Armchair Investigator. This village people trend might look like a joke until it stops being so. An RIP would've been enough

Liposure:
This woman never fails to amaze me. Sometimes i wonder, how did she end up in the presidency of all places

She sucked massive dick to get there. Make no mistake

DREAMZZZ:
a hoe your entire generations will never afford to fück

Mtcheww! Spoken like a basic dude who worships every lady in front of a camera.

Why would i wanna fu*k her? Well, for your info, the only reason why any sensible dude would wanna do so is because of her status. Not cuz she's the hottest, nor cuz her pussy is the sweetest.

It's simpish men that fawn over celebs when there are way cuter girl outside.

She appeared on a show i don't even watch, and sucked dicked, and so what? She ain't no Beyonce. Bruh infact, you're a Hoe

CoderX:


Exactly... Some of them are so senseless and forget that respect is reciprocal.

But when a student says pim, he/she's in trouble. They operate tertiary institutions like a mafia gang.

Yeah... It was one of the aspects that really soured my schooling experience. Students really go through unnecessary stress because of this tyrants called staff

IamD18:
Real recognizes real!

That aside, Erica is very pretty and classy. She's gracious too.

Only Nollywood hardcore fans will expect her to date Laycon over Kidd.

I mean the same people who believed that if Laycon win Bbnaija, Erica will go broke, start hawking gala around that one day, she'll see Laycon with his Range Rover on the road and start crying, begging him to accept her back into his life after rejecting him.

Yeah... A Hoe recognizes another Hoe... You ladies would never cease to amaze me in your choice of role models. I mean, y'all are crazy!

CoderX:
You forgot School Admins? Those ones lack manners as if there's no tomorrow...

If you see the way university staff address students ehn... It makes one feel like slapping them cos they are the opposite of what they preach. They misbehave cos they know students don't have a choice.

University staff are the worst i swear. I always wondered if they didn't have kids. We really just have a very lax system in this country. I'm of the view that things such as courtesy in the organizational setting should be compulsory. People should never be left to their on volition when it comes to according people with basic respect.

This one just dey find embarrassment and insult wey him go take complete him quota for the year

Coldie:
Stop committing suicide if someone does u evil.

Take a gun or knife to where he is and kill both u and the person it's far better than going alone

I What happens if one miscontrues a situation? Afterall one who's suicidal and murderous is very often irrational. Be careful what you type because of what you may imply. He may have deserved the sack. We're too prone to passing swift judgements without peering deeper.

Let's keep on groaning, until we turn to animals. It's human beings that put us in this position. And it's the same human beings that would get us out. So if we don't come together to find a solution to our problems,we would complain until the world ends. I for one am tired of hearing complaints, it grates my ears. Complaining has become an oral tradition. Our parents have been complaining into our ears since the time we were born. Now we've picked up the megaphone and are complaining too. It's just sad

sapphiere:
Watch their birthday parties below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H1MMqbINqc


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQCCkPSbNO0

Whoever said blood is thicker than water meant a lady's blood.

I'm yet to see female twins act this way.

Jude is the one igniting this flame of hatred. He wouldn't have gone to Paul's party if he wasn't gonna go to Peter's party.

The only two set of people that can reunite these brothers are

1. Their wives. Their wives should be so close and be visiting each other often. Exchange gifts. But I don't see this happening.
2. Their children. There's a 70% possibility that their children would reunite them. Sooner or later.

"You're yet to see female twins act this way"? Girls? Sisters that would fight to the death once a good looking dick is thrown into their midst

I've got nothing against Ladies, as y'all have your strengths but when it comes to reasons for animosity no one comes close to y'all abeg.

Men could be petty at times, and maybe the grounds for this beef is, who knows? But don't come here trying to score cheap points for your kind. When y'all are even worse. Nuff said

Person wey don thief money finish wan go spend am for Arsenal E no go work. Eyeama has offered the best advice.

That's a fu*cking bear peeps...Animals tend to lose their fur when they're bloated and decomposing, and could be confused for some weird creature. Had watched a documentary some years back about a hairless sloth's carcass that made people think it was some sort of alien life form.

inoki247:
How come drugs dey kill for dere nd e no dey kill abokii wey dey tak drug pass for here...

I guess our immune strong b dat cos even Corona no see us attack

You're delusional if you think we consume drugs more than Americans. Don't even compare the drugs we take here to theirs. They've got a whole lot more variety. Tramadol na drug?

Honestly speaking.... Muslims are by far the most insecure of religious folk... These are the kinds of behavior that makes me scoff at religion as a whole. There's nothing that special in it at all. Those who have gone through it know this, but i just at marvel those who are still stuck in the revolving door. Its quite fascinating if i must say

You just recently pulled the rug from under us once more with the fuel price hike,and now you're talking about trust? Damn if ever a man would know when to shut the f*ck up

I don't wanna sound overly critical, but when i see young peeps on YouTube giving advice on marriage and acting like they're relationship experts, I can't help but hiss at their insolence when i look at these ones.

Davash222:
Seun should create a section for married people and their wahala. Una wahala don too much for this forum!

He he... I dey tell you bros... And their wahala no dey finish

Like it would immediately improve our dilapidated educational system. We all know the best teachers aren't necessarily the most brilliant. How do Nigerians put up with these fools we call Leaders

Man honestly take your apology and shove it!. I've never cared much for intl games anyways. But with Arsenal haven been atrocious as of late. I don't think i care about football in general again sef

doggedfighter:
All these kinds of over thinking where ladies think he's after sex and guys think she's after money prevent people from enjoying their relationships with open minds.


If you like someone and they tick some of your boxes give them the benefit of the doubt and hope for the best.

You have so much sense I'm almost envious. Everybody now seems to enter relationships with pre-conceived notions. It's really counter productive