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Bbbbbbbbbbbb:
You lack comprehension and should keep shut when adults talk.

This ain't about my lack of comprehension, but your lack of balls. Y'all are to fond of giving useless suggestions after a thing has occurred, and it just pisses me off.

Bbbbbbbbbbbb:
He is lucky they didn't kill him. In a situation like that it's wise you do everything they ask because those robbers most times are high on drugs when they operate and the slightest disobedience could cost you your life.

That was how a friend of mine was shot for refusing to open the door for the armed robbers, he was shot on his thigh. Luckily he started walking about 10 months later after the surgery and orthopedic rehabilitation.

Yeah sure, you should also without the slightest resistance comply with ass well lubricated if they also decide to rape you abi? Just sharrap there! The guy did what any brave human would do in the face of tyranny, and that is resist.

Davicool1:
. Lwkm � � � I can relate

E be like say Una dey Rapist Association of Nigeria ba?

mtcheew! I hear... if all of us come join you, you for see fish chop?

Ass ass ass ass...is that all a woman has to offer? She's hot and all but I must admit being a bit disgusted by this present society's obsession with being "sexy"

ElChidi:
Question is would she have been known by anybody if she wasnt Otedola's daughter? Is she really talented?

You guys have asked this question to the point of irrelevance. But let's say she isn't as talented, but is riding on her father's coattails. I ask, is it a bad thing for one to take advantage of the privilege afforded him or her? And pls let's discard the ol' argument that "life ain't fair" because they're others more deserving bullshit. The world doesn't give a hoot about that. Don't even know the chic that well, but y'all should let her be abeg.

Diso60090:
Na warri you see who look like am abeg make we dey talk truth

hahahahaha...

Besides using our physicality to our advantage, last night was a really awful performance from them. It was frightening seeing a national team unable to string up effective passes in attack throughout the game, as some chances just went begging. That was the most worrying aspect for me. Truth is, we would have been severely punished had we played a team that was a little more clinical.

BedLam:
Lol mumu.

hahahaha...

BedLam:
Did she tell you she doesn't date obese people ?

Sorry bro...didn't know she was dating you lol

peacettw:
He looks obese

I hear...like if him ask you out you for no gree

omooba969:
Which one be Valhalla again?

It's like the heaven of the Nordic tribes of past history, where warriors who died in battle went... You should look it up

leofab:
And you think these people will pray for endtime.. jealousy is what is making Africans to wish for Endtime...

he he...I'm telling you, not only jealousy but frustration too

DrinkLimca:
I guess the yahoo yahoo and scammers guys he was hailing in his songs are really treating him well.

He and his fraud guys should be in jail by now, if it was in a sane and developed country. .

we need Donald Trump to come and rule Nigeria just for one year..

Last I checked, rappers in america still glorify drug kingpins and vice lords. Not to even mention the ones who still speak of their drug dealing pasts in their songs. Ain't never heard of them being arrested for it. So get out of here with that SANER COUNTRY bullshit

terrezo2002:
Nice.
Isaac Newton calculated from the Bible that the world will end not earlier than 2056.

From her prediction, between 2170 and 2256, it is an attack of aliens. The coming of the Antichrist who will take control of the world.

2341, disasters such as never happened since the foundation of the earth will happen. Tribulations upon tribulations will come upon the earth. These events may happen before the said date.

3815 to 3878
Civilization has been destroyed and people live like beasts until a new religion rises to lead us out of the darkness.
The Millennial reign of Christ. It is a new religion where Christ will rule for a period of a thousand years.


Immortal alien hybrids
From 4302 to 4674
Man becomes immortal. Like angels. No more death, no more day or night, no more sun or moon. The glory of God shall be the light of the city.

The 340 billion people scattered throughout the universe can talk to God.
The end of all things
In 5079 the universe will end.
We shall behold God's face. New heaven and a new earth shall be created for the old heaven and earth shall pass away.

*claps* Bros what brand of weed do you take?

Looking at that pic just made me realize what the major problem with our police force is...Their reasoning is still stuck in 1948! They obviously lack the sophistication needed to be New Age cops.

blackpanthar:

Bros pls understand that Marriage is not SCRATCH MY BACK, I SCRATCH YOURS. MARRIAGE IS DOING GOD'S WILL IN SPITE OF THE OTHER.

As a real man in Christ, I Am to LOVE MY WIFE even if she is disrespectful.

Proud.

Rude.

I repeat I AM TO LOVE MY WIFE in spite of it all!

I am not to LOVE HER IN RESPONSE TO HER HUMILITY OR SUBMISSION.

Same for the woman in Christ.

If you are only planning on submitting to your husband when He shows love, then you are not WALKING IN THE SPIRIT, you are walking in BUSINESS.

Very clear stuff. (If you are both not Christians.... then you know what to do)

P.Harry

WHEN YOU UNDERSTAND THESE WORDS.... your life will take a brighter turn and your marriage will WORK.

Well to me, the summation of all you've written is basically one should somehow have to put up with a lot of high level tomfoolery and all it's inherent afflictions just because of some commandment that simply states one aught to. But if I may ask, how could one possibly do this when the love just ain't there anymore, as we all know one can't fake love.

ortakida:
Let me bust your bubble. Read this:

"If I catch my husband dey sexing with another woman, what I do him?"

That's a combination of Jenifa's English ("What I do him" and pure wrong use of Pidgin English ("sexing".

If you SERIOUSLY dare speak this one outside people go laff you die.

So are you implying that "Wetin I go do am" makes any gaddamn sense in the english lexicon.

Johnnyessence:
As he posted on Facebook:
"Any Anambra girl with God fearing needed a good husband should inbox me now , infact Enugu, imo, ABIA, Abakaliki calabar girls join because Anambra girls as failed. Less I forget iPhoneX and corollas is the weeding gift for the winner." https://www.pressnewsng.com.ng/2018/03/photos-nigerian-man-looking-for-life.html?m=1

So I'm supposed to put up with that ugly ass toothy grin of yours for the rest of my life all cuz of an iPhone and corolla? Nigga pls! I'll pass. If I was a chic that is lol

Kudos to the man for showing a lot of restraint. But just look at that wound, that was very close to his eye. Don't know about you, but the very first hit would have got me smacking the hell out of that b i t c h. Could care less if you hated me, but don't try to harm me.

As far say money dey bank the guy ain't got no problem...Just find a relatively peaceful spot and start a new life

pweshdodo:
Powerful, wonderful
Its chilly here in Luxembourg o

No be only Luxembourg na Goldberg... na highness make you type this one lol

Iseoluwani:
Lalasticlala Mynd44


Let d govt see the set of teachers we are producing

Na all these ones wan go teach for Liberia... Them go just return back to civil war lol

Uchihaitaci:
Uncle Ruckus comes to mind

I'm telling you bro...Black man's mentality is always concerned with the benefits of a position, rather than what it represents. The man is clearly being used

OboOlora:
Is it ur Afro that covered ur sense of humor?

He he...now that's what I call humor...not the shabby attempt you made earlier

OboOlora:
Money can’t buy class!

So the ones in the pic have it because they happen to be musicians... Or have you met any of them in person?

passyhansome:
Will you keep kwayet and fight, who force you join Army, stay strong and alive till retirement. Bye Dear

This really had me giggling man

QueenSuccubus:



And later he will gonna start writing a song entitled "YOUR FERRARI IS ON MY WRIST"

You mind am...I no know the heart wey him dey heal with him yeye music. mtcheew!

comradeodunze:
Ameebo

Mtcheew! Recognition for what, feeding your own child? Or should you have let him starve to death. Only thing you deserved was appreciation, and that's from your own wife. Nobody else gives a f. u.c.k . The way peeps just post dumb shit online nowadays ehn I don tire.

InvertedHammer:
DJ is an overrated profession.

Playing other people's music? Where is the talent?

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It's the way they play it that matters... the way unrelated tracks are blended together seamlessly...I'm telling you bro it's an art...Listening to Hip-hop mixes would give you a better understanding and appreciation of it.

JastSiryin:
I'm an arsenal fan, but I wouldn't mind if our asses were handed to us. Can't stand seeing Wenger at the helm again next season.

Well it seems my prayer has been answered