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FamilyRe: Erectile Worries by jaszplus12(m): 8:39pm On Sep 09, 2018
very sorry to hear this. but maybe you need to regain some emotional confidence first and this is usually gradual...you can't rush it.
then check your emotional wellbeing... were you hurt recently? infidelity? loss of finances? job? death of close one or ally?
otherwise patience will restore your dignity quicker than any drug!
you can supplement by taking zinc supplement...
calm down...take lots of rest and avoid porn and sexually engrossing pictures or movies....don't rush to engage in se.x and stay focussed.
the early morning erection should not be seen as to say you're now OK... just try not to think about it...gradually it will be restored. cheers
CelebritiesRe: Timaya To Phyno: "Marriage Doesn’t Work. Just Have A Child" by jaszplus12(m): 10:49am On Aug 27, 2018
yea he's right to express his feelings on marriage... those who agree should ask their parents first and then conclude before firing from the hip on social media! if marriage doesn't work I think the society will really cease to be called SOCIETY!
phyno should also seek his parents opinion on the topic...
CrimeRe: Boys And Their Girlfriends Arrested For Robbery In Delta. Photo by jaszplus12(m): 4:08pm On Aug 17, 2018
where are their parents?
those too are bound to give a torrent of excuses and blame everyone but themselves!
how can a teenage girl leave home to stay with a teenage boy and questions are not asked?
Jokes EtcRe: 10 Funny And Tricky Question That Will Make You Think Hard by jaszplus12(m): 10:08pm On Aug 16, 2018
the last apple will be given to the 20th kid along with the basket
Jokes EtcRe: 10 Funny And Tricky Question That Will Make You Think Hard by jaszplus12(m): 3:27pm On Aug 16, 2018
No. 8, Mount Everest was the highest mountain before it was discovered! no mountain was higher!
Jokes EtcRe: 10 Funny And Tricky Question That Will Make You Think Hard by jaszplus12(m): 3:25pm On Aug 16, 2018
No.7 he's bald so his hair can't get wet
Jokes EtcRe: 10 Funny And Tricky Question That Will Make You Think Hard by jaszplus12(m): 4:02am On Aug 16, 2018
morning breaks and never falls evening falls and never breaks
TravelRe: This Is How Human Waste Is Evacuated From An Aeroplane. (photos And Video) by jaszplus12(m): 7:00am On Aug 15, 2018
dkronicle:
I hate shtting on plane
I bet you prefer the usual "bush game"!
Forum GamesRe: Say The Name Of This Creature! by jaszplus12(m): 1:42pm On Aug 06, 2018
sammyfrosh:
A newt is not a reptile it an amphibian and it lives partially in water wink
thanks!
Forum GamesRe: Say The Name Of This Creature! by jaszplus12(m): 9:51am On Aug 06, 2018
newt
FamilyRe: Has Anyone Experienced Delayed Grief? by jaszplus12(m): 9:17am On Aug 04, 2018
oh Lord! I thought I was alone in this! my dad passed on 18 years ago...I was like numb for a few months before I wept for his demise...
had to shoulder a lot of challenges thereafter and now each time I see my kids I suddenly miss him cos he passed before I got married. I always feel I need him to see them and enjoy the fruit of his labour so I can really do lots of things with him....but fate....I sincerely miss him! (sigh)
cheer up bro ...
ComputersRe: USA Used Laptops. Sharp Sales. Delivery Nationwide. Constantly updated. by jaszplus12(m): 11:57pm On Aug 01, 2018
hello, any 17inch screen HP 12GB 500gb hard disc 2.4 process speed? urgent pls I live in minna
RomanceRe: Which Song Moves You And Teaches You Tips On How To Love? by jaszplus12(m): 3:01pm On Aug 01, 2018
john Denver: Annie's song, perhaps love, different directions, whispering Jesse, Shanghai breezes....etc
Elton John: love her like me, true love, Tiny Dancer, .....so many of the songs by the above mentioned musicians speak of love in it's very pure state!! words are deep and touching!
FamilyRe: Pls Advise...(strictly For Couples) by jaszplus12(m): 9:51am On Jul 31, 2018
sometimes I wonder if people know what it means to toast date and marry!
both man and wife should see a trained counseling guru.
all this pack out come back like seesaw will impact negatively on the child soon.
but first sit your friend down and ask him if he has ever thought about the future. has he ever thought he'd need his wife's support in finance emotion or physical support in future? no one knows tomorrow, he thinks because she depends on him therefore he has the right to torture her ....time will tell. then again tell him that soon the wife will become numb to his threats and move out and never return... possibly fall into the arms of a caring man and never look back.
love covers a MULTITUDE of shortcomings he should know that. therefore if he doesn't treat her with love ...chances of his losing her is VERY high!.
the wife should attempt to bluff his chasing her out by tactfully sleeping in the parlour sometimes and pretend to "feel" him..once he falla for it its then the time for her to stand up for her position in the home by talking some sweet sense into his head.
I'm sure she's well received at her safe house that's why she meekly goes...else with her back against the wall....she will fight to stay.
long and short...see a qualified marriage counseling guru....not pastor please. thanks.
NB
be sure to tell your friend to drop his very selfish attitude and stupid pride...else his family life is gone for good!
Technology MarketRe: UK Used Apple Macbook Laptop With Charger 50k by jaszplus12(m): 2:45pm On Jul 30, 2018
Daniel2032:
14.1
OK. I need 17 inch screen please any chance you have that?
Technology MarketRe: UK Used Apple Macbook Laptop With Charger 50k by jaszplus12(m): 1:39pm On Jul 30, 2018
screen size please...
Science/TechnologyRe: Checkout The Lunar Eclipse From Jos by jaszplus12(m): 10:20pm On Jul 27, 2018
from minna: very frustrating because of heavy cloud cover! but caught glimpses of it and Mars shining brightly next to it!
PoliticsRe: Nigerians React To Dino Melaye 'Regaining Freedom After Being Kidnapped' by jaszplus12(m): 5:54pm On Jul 27, 2018
sekem:
grin grin grin

It seems to me that Ben Bruce Lee even after all his years in media and advertising, is still not a very good script writer and producer...
Ben Bruce Lee was the DPO the kidnapping was reported to!
and Ben Bruce Lee is also the news station that broadcast the news...Live!!!
PoliticsRe: Nigerians React To Dino Melaye 'Regaining Freedom After Being Kidnapped' by jaszplus12(m): 5:50pm On Jul 27, 2018
I just hope he's summoned by the police to explain in DETAIL all that transpired!
he should take the police to the wilderness where he his away from the kidnappers...how he escaped with his phone (which was switched off but still with him) ran for 11 hours in the forest without being seen by hunters or farmers or without his apparent knowledge of where the tar leading from abuja to lokoja...
wonderful!! Dino just played his penalty into the touchline!
over to his supporters and the LAW of the land...
Science/TechnologyBLOOD MOON: Myths And Superstitious Beliefs From Around The World by jaszplus12(op): 12:19pm On Jul 27, 2018
Millions of people will have the opportunity to see a lunar eclipse – an event popularly known in the media as a “blood moon” – on Friday July 27. Visible for most of the world – only North America and Greenland are expected to miss out – it’s set to be the
longest one this century , so there is plenty of time to take a look.
During such an eclipse, the full moon moves into the shadow of the Earth cast by the sun, and is momentarily darkened. Some sunlight still reaches the moon, refracted by the Earth’s atmosphere, however, illuminating it with an ashen to dark red glow, the colour depending on atmospheric conditions.
As a communicator of astronomy, the term “blood moon” is a major thorn in my side, since it suggests something other than a lunar eclipse and conjures images of a moon shimmering in crimson red colours, which is not at all accurate. But as a cultural astronomer, the phrase displays some of the interesting ways in which modern society creates its sky stories.
Lunar eclipses have fascinated cultures across the globe, and inspired several striking myths and legends, many of which portray the event as an omen. This is not surprising, since if anything interrupts the regular rhythms of the sun or moon it impacts strongly upon us and our lives .
Lunar malevolence
For many ancient civilisations, the “blood moon” came with evil intent. The ancient Inca people interpreted the deep red colouring as a jaguar attacking and eating the moon. They believed that the jaguar might then turn its attention to Earth, so the people would shout, shake their spears and make their dogs bark and howl, hoping to make enough noise to drive the jaguar away.
In ancient Mesopotamia , a lunar eclipse was considered a direct assault on the king. Given their ability to predict an eclipse with reasonable accuracy, they would put in place a proxy king for its duration. Someone considered to be expendable (it was not a popular job), would pose as the monarch, while the real king would go into hiding and wait for the eclipse to pass. The proxy king would then conveniently disappear, and the old king be reinstated.
Some Hindu folktales interpret lunar eclipses as the result of the demon Rahu drinking the elixir of immortality. Twin deities the sun and moon promptly decapitate Rahu, but having consumed the elixir, Rahu’s head remains immortal. Seeking revenge, Rahu’s head chases the sun and moon to devour them. If he catches them we have an eclipse – Rahu swallows the moon, which reappears out of his severed neck.
For many people in India, a lunar eclipse bears ill fortune. Food and water are covered and cleansing rituals performed. Pregnant women especially should not eat or carry out household work, in order to protect their unborn child.
A friendlier face
But not all eclipse myths are beset by such malevolence. The Native American Hupa and Luiseño tribes from California believed that the moon was wounded or ill. After the eclipse, the moon would then need healing, either by the moon’s wives or by tribesmen. The Luiseño, for example, would sing and chant healing songs towards the darkened moon.
Altogether more uplifting is the legend of the Batammaliba people in Togo and Benin in Africa. Traditionally, they view a lunar eclipse as a conflict between sun and moon – a conflict that the people must encourage them to resolve. It is therefore a time for old feuds to be laid to rest, a practice that has remained until this day.
In Islamic cultures, eclipses tend to be interpreted without superstition. In Islam, the sun and moon represent deep respect for Allah, so during an eclipse special prayers are chanted including a Salat-al-khusuf, a “prayer on a lunar eclipse” . It both asks Allah’s forgiveness, and reaffirms Allah’s greatness.
A misleading history
Returning once more to blood, Christianity has equated lunar eclipses with the wrath of God, and often associates them with the crucifixion of Jesus. It is notable that Easter is the first Sunday after the first full moon of spring , ensuring that an eclipse can never fall on Easter Sunday, a potential mark of Judgement Day.
Indeed, the term “blood moon” was popularised in 2013 following the release of the book Four Blood Moons by Christian minister John Hagee. He promotes an apocalyptic belief known as the “blood moon prophecy” highlighting a lunar sequence of four total eclipses that occurred in 2014/15. Hagee notes that all four fell on Jewish holidays, which has only happened three times before – each apparently marked by bad events.
The prophecy was dismissed by Mike Moore (General Secretary of Christian Witness to Israel) in 2014, but the term is still regularly used by the media and has become a worrying synonym for a lunar eclipse. Given the enduring superstitions, it is profoundly unhelpful for science communicators trying to remind everyone that the so-called “blood moon” is nothing to be feared. It may be impressive, and it may be the longest for a century, but it is simply an eclipse.
So, by using the term “blood moon”, we are combining superstition with science , just as the Hindu folktale of Rahu provides a legendary description of lunar orbital mechanics. The “blood moon” attracts interest in the sky and lunar eclipses, but rather than awaiting doom and destruction we can better view it along the lines of the Islamic interpretation – as a monumental illustration of the fascinating and real motions of our solar system.
So my suggestion is this: watch the lunar eclipse as how the sky unfolds above you. Give it your own name, give it your own meaning, and enjoy it with your friends and family. And I think you’ll find that the term “blood moon” cannot do justice to the wonder of what you’re watching.
RomanceRe: Man Walks Out On His Date Who Ordered Takeaway Of N7K For Her Friends by jaszplus12(m): 9:16am On Jul 27, 2018
LESSON:
you're planning to take a girl out and you're genuinely interested in her....don't give her a blank check outing...let her know your budget BEFORE you go out( you can do so stylishly of course....if you don't know how ask me). She then assesses you and determines you're not in her class or you're just who and how she wants her man....then you're assured or you ensure....the choice is yours!
TravelRe: Ambode’s Wire-mesh Fence On Expressways Are Being Vandalized (see PHOTOS) by jaszplus12(m): 11:52am On Jul 26, 2018
OneStep3:
This is Nigeria.....

No maintenance culture.
The poor masses are more wicked than the elites.

Come to my area and see how they keep destroying borehole that was built by a serving State House Member.
Even Transformers are destroyed on daily bases.
It's Appalling.

People are so wicked and heartless, especially the very poor ones.
it's really true! poor and blatantly ignorant! yet they cry more about being neglected!
i am trying hard to understand why the poor and lowly have this kinda mentality!
any misfortune that befalls anyone from this destructive act now is seen as "government hates poor man"!
Science/TechnologyRe: Blood Moon 2018: Longest Total Lunar Eclipse Of Century Occurs July 27, 2018 by jaszplus12(m): 9:06am On Jul 23, 2018
Noel1:
What is mars?
Watch for the moon to pair up with Saturn on or near July 24 and with Mars on or near July 27 , the same date that the full moon is totally eclipsed by the Earth’s dark shadow.
Science/TechnologyRe: Blood Moon 2018: Longest Total Lunar Eclipse Of Century Occurs July 27, 2018 by jaszplus12(m): 9:02am On Jul 23, 2018
thanks for the details OP! lots of astronomical events happening and we're interested! hope you will give us info on the meteor showers next month too! I'm told its gonna be fantastic!
SportsRe: Kelechi Iheanacho Sprays Couple With Pounds & Dollars At Their Wedding (Photo) by jaszplus12(m): 2:09pm On Jul 16, 2018
had he sprayed passes towards goal. ...maybe we would have made 2nd round! anyway ...he was better than most.
CelebritiesRe: Getbodiedbyj Removes Silicone Injections: Shares Photo Of Her Flat Butt by jaszplus12(m): 1:47pm On Jul 16, 2018
pp802:
Why? Why risk your life just because you want to be admired by a man? Why not live the way God created you?

Ladies, if your man doesn't love your natural body, then he truly doesn't love you. Trust me, you will still get a man that would appreciate that flat yansh, flat boobs, etc!

#Loveyournaturalbody


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!
had written this in bolded letters, still they will read and not learn the lesson!
I always ask: can the clay tell the moulder how it should be moulded? or shaped? or textured?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
FamilyRe: Are Women Supposed To Help Their Husbands Not Cheat? by jaszplus12(m): 6:30pm On Jul 15, 2018
I don't feel comfortable when people come on TV to garnish their English with a show of cosmetics and phonetics...let's stay true to our individual married lives or determine by commission or commission to cheat or destroy our homes... those painted faces on TV don't know where your shoe pinches! and you dont know theirs either!
Christianity EtcRe: N2000 Handshake: Pastor Tony Boateng Asks Nigerians To Pay To Shake Him by jaszplus12(m): 6:57pm On Jul 07, 2018
hopefulLandlord:
Christians should be very watchful of their utterances against Pastor Tony Boateng as Yahweh works in mysterious ways and his wisdom looks like foolishness unto man.

Yahweh once told the Israelites to kill all midianites but keep young virgin girls as war booty. This sounds wrong to us but whatever Yahweh commands is wise even if it looks wrong in our limited knowledge he has his reasons

Yahweh figuratively destroyed Saul for not totally destroying the Amalekites

Yahweh once told Ezekiel to eat bread baked with human shiit

Same way Yahweh sent lying spirits to Ahab's prophets. This also sounds wrong to us but he has his reasons we aren't privy to and he answers to no one

Yahweh also hardened Pharaoh's heart while using that as opportunity to send more plagues and kill innocent people until all firstborn sons of the Egyptians are dead. This also sounds cruel but that's Yahweh showing us his loving power and nobody should question him

Yahweh struck Onan dead for refusing to cum into his brother's wife's vagyna



its possible Yahweh instructed Pastor Tony Boateng to do what he did and he might have his reasons so we should not use our limited knowledge to judge what a man talking to a being of unlimited knowledge does. Beware not to bring a curse upon your lives and future generations by attacking a true men of Yahweh
I beg read your scriptures very well so you don't get deceived. if this practice were genuine then Jesus would have done it...the apostles who's miracles left no one in doubt would have done it...these "prophets" are fakes!
CelebritiesRe: Princess Vitarah Steps Out In Cleveage-Baring Bra Top Barely Covering Her Boobs by jaszplus12(m): 2:54pm On Jul 07, 2018
now...Rita Edochie will expect men to respect this kinda lady? how will this one regard motherhood? as babymama or as wife?
i beg to be corrected please...
CelebritiesRe: Rita Edochie Advises Men: "Respect Motherhood, Respect Women" by jaszplus12(m): 2:49pm On Jul 07, 2018
the older respectable women should teach self worth to the young ladies of nowadays please...nudity and loss of value has become the currency in many ladies account!!
something has to be done urgently to restore sanity!!
EventsRe: Different Types Of People You Will Likely Meet In Naija Burial Ceremony - Meme by jaszplus12(m): 6:40pm On Jul 03, 2018
Phygo:
Burial is bea. That one got me laughing.
same here!!
I saw a post by a lady that was captioned" the burial was fun!"
I couldn't believe it!
AutosRe: . by jaszplus12(m): 9:07pm On Jun 27, 2018
looks ok...let me ask a friend who's in need....will get back to you...

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