₦airaland Forum

shinarlaura:
Oh my... You re such a fan. He is a beast when it comes to Sax. You should check out for Richard Bona too. His songs are dude.

heyyyyy....I took your advice...Richard Bona is tech!!! I love the "appeal" in his voice....I'm enjoying his songs...thanks!!!

this is devastating! it's a pity my bro. take heart for there's nothing we can do than help you regain composure. may their souls rest in peace. Amen

this really cracked me up! thanks for cheering me up tonight OP! hope they've heard and are not going to argue!!!

tizzdi:
Hausa people are always on codein or tramadol diet

and yorubas and igbos do not do drugs?

LFC all the way to the next Galaxy!!! YMWA!!!!

ImaIma1:
Some men are just plain lazy and selfish.

...some are...some are not!
ladies often fail to notice this aspect of men during courtship...
study a man first about his ability to help domestically before you really fall for him...because eventually it matters how you look at him when he just sits around doing nothing. ...most times you begin to grow a dislike for him and ultimately it affects your general psyche and love towards him leading to a downward slide in marriage! Domestic ability before true love....and there won't be much complain.

ImaIma1:
Wow!!! 23 years. That's awesome. We should be looking up to you o. More happy years for your family.

thank you dear....may God do for you greater than your expectations!

paix:
Hahahaha, thank you sir. My regards to the family. Remain blessed.

thank you too sir! they will hear your salutations!

paix:
wow, that's good to know. You have really come along way. God will continue to lubricate your marriage with all the good things of life as you guys age gracefully. May you reap the sweat of your labour. Amen.

oh my God!!! you're blessed my brother!
may God give you even more than you wish for me Sir!
OP make my belle sweet in the morning... you come make my belle sweeter this evening! cheers sir!!

SoapQueen:
Lol..My coursemate back then kept complaining that her husband ran from the house because she was always disturbing him for seks..She was sad that day in class because she claimed she was Hot and her husband wouldn't pick her calls.


Chai! Women, we rock!!

women!! you rock ooo!
your friend's husband only RAN! me....I'll ESCAPE!!

paix:
Lucky you, man. Notwithstanding, please love her the more.

sure bro! started our affair 23 years ago....we're growing old together....

BiafranDel:
that was why i sent my wife away to the village to stay with her mom when she was pregnant. i hate what i dont like. i dont tolerate nonsense. i am a very disciplined husband!

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa! I fell out of my chair just laughing at your statement!!!
disciplined husband!!!! I never hear this before ooooo!
when you were busy swinging your hips and grunting in desire and hot coitus hope you remembered that there will be consequences ONLY your wife will carry for 9 months on her body!
anyway...try dey there when she wan deliver... maybe you go be more discipline in reducing your "disciplined husband" stance!!!

Switruth:
True bro..... My wife told me to go home and rest the night I took her to delivery Ward. She called me in the morning to come and see my baby.... She pity me Sha....

congrats! the product of love is your prize...stress or not we will rejoice!

paix:
How old is the pregnancy?

ah! throughout her pregnancies (2 boys and a gal) never was a time I saw stress my bro...kai! I dey thank God...I really feel for those who are going through the time just trying to help their wives cope....God will see you all through!

cheered me up this morning OP! I'm so lucky my wife never put me through any stress!

my wife reads it mostly and I saw it as a forum for expression....

WarriAproko:
Wow. And my state a 10km road will cost 10billion naira. Were did we go wrong in delta

you know, the geography of delta is quite different... not as easy to work on like the northern parts...that's why the cost is higher!

reading through comments here I was not a bit surprised. everyone is throwing the blame at the old brigade and no one has proffered a way forward. and basically that's why we are where we are!
some of us became so lazy and indolent always waiting to be fed.
looking up to my dad to get a job for me
waiting for my uncle to send pocket money
devising ways to scope my older brothers aunties and cousins to get extra cash to spend in school....
the result is what we have today...we forgot to collect ( by force if there was resistance) the mantle of leadership!
now we're in quandary and still looking to blame the elders!!!
I'm very sorry to say... it doesn't work that way!

very unfortunate!
humans should know that mother nature will one day ask them to account for many gifts and inheritances we took for granted and misused!
this is seen all over the world!!!

thorpido:
The day you went to the hospital,how many more people did you see in the waiting area who wanted to see the doctor too?
Doctors in Nigeria are sometimes overworked.

really there were lots of people!
I agree they're overworked ...
I think that makes it hard to be thorough!

over time I watch on TV how courteous doctors are in foreign lands and how they take time to counsel patients and the confidence they infuse in people once a patient is in their consulting room...I'm always impressed and likely that's why our people always find means to go out of the country to treat the most minimal ailments.
feeling a little funny last week I went to the general hospital... the nurse sat me down and took my BP...then she declared "you have BP o!"
I was flabbergasted... I was then ushered in to see the doctor ...he only asked if I was diabetic to which my answer was negative...he proceeded to prescribe drugs for me to take care of the BP...and asked me to go to the lab for further tests...blood and urine...I did submit the day after...
I started on the prescribed drugs and boy! the discomfort was pronounced as I was usually very groggy! a week later I was at the hospital to submit my lab results and see the doc again... my BP was taken...it was initially 170/140 but now 90/60!!! hey!!! it was checked again by another nurse and again 90/60!
I'm 6ft and 95kg...
I felt there should have been more questions from the doc about my health history before he prescribed drugs etc...I hardly fall ill and really I felt they hadn't the patience to find out before diagnosis..
I felt my situation may have deteriorated had I not come to see them ....
anyone with experiences from our general hospitals can share their near deterioration experience here arising from lack of thoroughness from our respected physicians...

Originakalokalo:
Father and first daughter relationship is great, beyond words.

I have a daughter and from the bond I have developed with her, crying on her wedding day is inevitable.

You won't understand if you are not a committed father.

honestly that's my greatest dread! my daughter and I are like glue! bound from day one... I jus keep dreaming of the day she will be starting her own home....I'm already seeing the day!! oh Lord! help us to guide them safely into blissful married life!

forreelinc:
Hmmm can't wait to be a boss I go f*ck all the holes wey dey my office

keyholes inclusive?

look at the bright side...greyhaired people won't be dyeing their hair for a while!!

Adebayo4christ:
hmmmm. I DID THIS EXACTLY A MONTH AFTER OUR WEDDING, APART FROM THE FACT THAT I CANT BE THAT HEARTLESS, I WAS AWAY FOR TWO DAYS AFTER SENDING HER A MESSAGE THAT I CANT LIVE WITH MARGERETH THATCHER AND A SADDIST IN THE HOUSE, HOPING SHE WILL CALL N BEG. SHE NEVER DID. NA ME PACK MYSELF GO BACK HOME THE THIRD DAY. WELL, I THINK AND I HAVE ALSO TOLD HER THAT IT SEEMS GOD IS USING HER AS A PUNISHMENT FOR MY PAST. WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT IS HAPPENING. I CANT GO TO HER PARENTS, OR ANYONE. I CANT REPORT TO MY PEOPLE TOO COS NA WAHALA B THAT IF THEY CALL HER. NA MY HEAD SHE WILL BOUNCE UPON AFTER. SECONDLY, SHE WILL NEVER TELL THEM ANYTHING IS WRONG. ALL SHE WILL SAY IS, IT IS WELL. THATS HER SLANG. I NEED PRAYERS . SERIOUS ONE

oh man!!! you gotta strengthen your resolve else you're driving yourself into the bottomless abyss.
you've done that before and you couldn't be heartless you slunk back....now it's gonna be different... calmly collect your things and leave that heart behind and "disappear"!!! stop shivering and whining!
God doesn't punish anyone who has repented...wait for the last day before you know if you're gonna be punished or not. besides who is it that has no sin??
let me also tell you, her people you should also allow to know the situation whether anyone is guilty in the past or not does not mean they won't listen to you...there's time for war...and time for peace.
that also means if you don't go to war with her now there won't be time for peace.
a beg don't behave like say you don't eat or drink water...better you become an octopus o! if you don't know what I mean then try to read about octopus....
waiting to hear you're now close to sambisa forest and heartless!

FortifiedCity:


If eventually I'm going to die, this is how it will play out;

At the age of 158, my body will not be weak, and my penis3 will still be agile and kicking.

I will ruminate over my achievements, the people I made happy and those who killed themselves fighting me

Then I'll call my wife, make hot, fast and furious sex to her. Then go taKE a shower.

Then I will pray to God that I want to be with him.

Then I will go to sleep and quietly join the lorrd.

I will never die prematurely in any form.

Then the nation will declare 7 days praying and fasting.

Then my flesh will be given an international burial while in heaven, I'm looking down on the people of the earth with smiles.

Then I will join the angelic trumpeters to blow the final trumpet.

Then I will join Angel Michael and Angel Gabriel with our swords to come and eliminate people who have the kind of evil mind buhari has

....and then the earth will be a safer place again.

...and then the kingdom of God will come and reign all over the earth.

WAKE UP WAKE UPPP! Were you having a nightmare? go and take your bath breakfast is ready!

Prognose:
Supported. Nothing more to add.

thank you sir....the same happened to a distant relation and he took my suggestion and it worked wonders! come see repentant wife! chai!!!

well u all know well that some women love to be traumatized before they submit...therefore OP here's a suggestion:
calmly collect a week's amount of clothing and leave home to an unknown destination (come to my house so we share life's experience)
leave here in the dark and no communication
be sure your dad is catered for but don't info them your whereabouts.
after a week reappear ...collect another batch of clothes and calmly move out...don't answer any questions or look perturbed...
let's discuss again after this works or doesn't... cheers.

great write up and I'm happy you enjoyed your stay too.
I was posted to ebonyi and even. though I was averse to going there I made lots of friends for life...it's all about attitude and if you carry one pls let it be a good one!
cheers ...

cut my veins and it's my blood I'd "Liverpool Red"!!

emmysoftyou:
common, do you have thread?

If you don't want us to mention your name. Stay off from castigating igbos.
Stop acting like we're more dangerous than Boko Haram in the north.
You traveled to all eastern state as if you have transport money to do that.
With 19800 naira as alawee, you should focus more on feeding yourself than visiting IMO, anambra and enugu.

Swerve.

your heart is full of hate and bitter bile just because you have extreme prejudices... subhuman specimen. it's guys like u that derail good things...mention your village i will tell u what i know about it bro

emmysoftyou:
people like you talk as if you're innocent.
So it's only igbo that has a blamed side. So we shouldn't reply nitwit whenever they speaks lies against us.
You served in ebonyi because you're posted in the village Abi.
You use the opportunity to travelled to other eastern states. My brother where and where did you traveled to?
I don't think you have a enough money or transport fare to travelled all around owerri, okigwe, awka, orlu.

Abeg stop acting like a fool who's so pained about the igbos..

Anu mpam

typically you answered in just the tone that we talked about! and there you are.
i will remain silent now because you are a true bigot! the access you have to the internet is not to be used to show your level of stupidity and lack of focus.
you should not be on the list of those who are regwrded as dumb. you feature below that!
now kindly stay off my thread...