₦airaland Forum

forreelinc:
Hmmm can't wait to be a boss I go f*ck all the holes wey dey my office

keyholes inclusive?

look at the bright side...greyhaired people won't be dyeing their hair for a while!!

Adebayo4christ:
hmmmm. I DID THIS EXACTLY A MONTH AFTER OUR WEDDING, APART FROM THE FACT THAT I CANT BE THAT HEARTLESS, I WAS AWAY FOR TWO DAYS AFTER SENDING HER A MESSAGE THAT I CANT LIVE WITH MARGERETH THATCHER AND A SADDIST IN THE HOUSE, HOPING SHE WILL CALL N BEG. SHE NEVER DID. NA ME PACK MYSELF GO BACK HOME THE THIRD DAY. WELL, I THINK AND I HAVE ALSO TOLD HER THAT IT SEEMS GOD IS USING HER AS A PUNISHMENT FOR MY PAST. WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT IS HAPPENING. I CANT GO TO HER PARENTS, OR ANYONE. I CANT REPORT TO MY PEOPLE TOO COS NA WAHALA B THAT IF THEY CALL HER. NA MY HEAD SHE WILL BOUNCE UPON AFTER. SECONDLY, SHE WILL NEVER TELL THEM ANYTHING IS WRONG. ALL SHE WILL SAY IS, IT IS WELL. THATS HER SLANG. I NEED PRAYERS . SERIOUS ONE

oh man!!! you gotta strengthen your resolve else you're driving yourself into the bottomless abyss.
you've done that before and you couldn't be heartless you slunk back....now it's gonna be different... calmly collect your things and leave that heart behind and "disappear"!!! stop shivering and whining!
God doesn't punish anyone who has repented...wait for the last day before you know if you're gonna be punished or not. besides who is it that has no sin??
let me also tell you, her people you should also allow to know the situation whether anyone is guilty in the past or not does not mean they won't listen to you...there's time for war...and time for peace.
that also means if you don't go to war with her now there won't be time for peace.
a beg don't behave like say you don't eat or drink water...better you become an octopus o! if you don't know what I mean then try to read about octopus....
waiting to hear you're now close to sambisa forest and heartless!

FortifiedCity:


If eventually I'm going to die, this is how it will play out;

At the age of 158, my body will not be weak, and my penis3 will still be agile and kicking.

I will ruminate over my achievements, the people I made happy and those who killed themselves fighting me

Then I'll call my wife, make hot, fast and furious sex to her. Then go taKE a shower.

Then I will pray to God that I want to be with him.

Then I will go to sleep and quietly join the lorrd.

I will never die prematurely in any form.

Then the nation will declare 7 days praying and fasting.

Then my flesh will be given an international burial while in heaven, I'm looking down on the people of the earth with smiles.

Then I will join the angelic trumpeters to blow the final trumpet.

Then I will join Angel Michael and Angel Gabriel with our swords to come and eliminate people who have the kind of evil mind buhari has

....and then the earth will be a safer place again.

...and then the kingdom of God will come and reign all over the earth.

WAKE UP WAKE UPPP! Were you having a nightmare? go and take your bath breakfast is ready!

Prognose:
Supported. Nothing more to add.

thank you sir....the same happened to a distant relation and he took my suggestion and it worked wonders! come see repentant wife! chai!!!

well u all know well that some women love to be traumatized before they submit...therefore OP here's a suggestion:
calmly collect a week's amount of clothing and leave home to an unknown destination (come to my house so we share life's experience)
leave here in the dark and no communication
be sure your dad is catered for but don't info them your whereabouts.
after a week reappear ...collect another batch of clothes and calmly move out...don't answer any questions or look perturbed...
let's discuss again after this works or doesn't... cheers.

great write up and I'm happy you enjoyed your stay too.
I was posted to ebonyi and even. though I was averse to going there I made lots of friends for life...it's all about attitude and if you carry one pls let it be a good one!
cheers ...

cut my veins and it's my blood I'd "Liverpool Red"!!

emmysoftyou:
common, do you have thread?

If you don't want us to mention your name. Stay off from castigating igbos.
Stop acting like we're more dangerous than Boko Haram in the north.
You traveled to all eastern state as if you have transport money to do that.
With 19800 naira as alawee, you should focus more on feeding yourself than visiting IMO, anambra and enugu.

Swerve.

your heart is full of hate and bitter bile just because you have extreme prejudices... subhuman specimen. it's guys like u that derail good things...mention your village i will tell u what i know about it bro

emmysoftyou:
people like you talk as if you're innocent.
So it's only igbo that has a blamed side. So we shouldn't reply nitwit whenever they speaks lies against us.
You served in ebonyi because you're posted in the village Abi.
You use the opportunity to travelled to other eastern states. My brother where and where did you traveled to?
I don't think you have a enough money or transport fare to travelled all around owerri, okigwe, awka, orlu.

Abeg stop acting like a fool who's so pained about the igbos..

Anu mpam

typically you answered in just the tone that we talked about! and there you are.
i will remain silent now because you are a true bigot! the access you have to the internet is not to be used to show your level of stupidity and lack of focus.
you should not be on the list of those who are regwrded as dumb. you feature below that!
now kindly stay off my thread...

much as I hate bigotry I'll like to chip in a few words.
as a growing child and into my adolescent age, I hear how most igbos tell us how beautiful and prosperous their part of Nigeria is...fast forward into my adult age and being a very adventurous person I was posted to serve in Ebonyi. I took the opportunity to tour the whole Igbo land and honestly it's not as they had made us believe!!
here on naira land I read with sadness the attacks from the igbos whenever something bad happens elsewhere and I notice their silence whenever something bad happens on their side of the divide! mostly they defend themselves by saying "something must kill someone"
well that's the world for you...
we should learn to accept everyone's weaknesses and strengths as we must interrelate as long as we live on earth.
that's my take!

LFC for all time!! Go Reds, gooooooooo! YNWA!!!

wehdone! na gaishe ka! so because of heavy upfront and back assi you will throw away love and sacrifice!
kindly go ahead...
to your wife I say..."take heart, I pray someone finds you quickly to fill in the void left by an ingrate ...the Lord will recreate new love and better testament for you as soon as the old testament becomes obsolete."
to you ungrateful specimen I say..." get the body you desire cos I know you will 'buy' it cos already you're rich in financial terms... given 6 months the stringent law of diminishing returns will work you to stupor before karma begins to chop you piece by piece!

hey! not all dads are pervs!
I won't stand to speak for anyone but myself.
my 8 year old daughter still calls me to bathe her and wash her bum with soap and water after using the loo...it's just simple like that! she's my daughter for Christ's sake and her mum is only a call away to do her duty if there's need!!!
my uncle bathed his daughters till they started budding b.reasts! then he told them they're now over the limit. for his care in that direction! and they're still very close to him than their mum!!!
I guess it's just not for every man to do some things for their female kids, but I think if a wife isn't in love with hubby and displaying outward affection to him he might go the perverted way!

go LFC goooooooo!!!!! where all our fans

please sombori should come let's enjoy this game... I'm almost in heaven o!!!!

hmmmm...I was about 6 years old and the girl was about 10 or 11. she would invite me to their house and give me some fried benni seed laced with sugar and while I ate she would spread her legs open her privates and ask me to look at.
she would lie on the floor and make me lie on her...of course I had not the faintest idea what it all meant but somehow I had a feeling I shouldn't be doing it...
I've a group photo of her with other kids and each time I look at it I just can't explain how a child at that age would think and act that way...
police barrack kids though... back in 1976!

enjoy your lives together my people!
happy married life.
I won't make it to the wedding but please let me know when there's naming ceremony ...I'll be there to chopulate!

ConcNiggress56:
apart from your babe's excessive marykay, you both look perfect for each other..

best wishes boy!

the marykay (in excess) may just be for the photoshoot o!

batista181:
You should be ashamed of yourself look at how you are exposing your foolishness you think you can question or contradict the catholic Teaching be careful before you will end up insulting God and remember sin of the Holy spirit can never be forgiven
There is over 3 billion catholics in the world so they really don't need your opinion no one is forcing you to believe in our teachings if you have nothing to say keep quiet before you put your soul in problem before you come to this world catholic church exists and it will be here when you die. All you think you know about Christianity they know is better they make the rules and that is how it gonna be till the end of time because Jesus gave it to us so my brother think well before you post rubbish We are Catholic dear we are unforgettable

1) did Jesus or the apostles call themselves "Catholic"
2) is there any scripture that indicates that Catholic doctrine is Bible based?
3) does it mean that the number of Catholic people all over the world qualifies them to be true and therefore disregard the truth of the Bible?
4) have you read 2Tim3:16-17 and 2john9?
finally: DO YOU TRULY KNOW ABOUT THE ORIGIN OF CATHOLICISM?

Movingcoil:
You guys should keep twisting the Jesus's ministry, did He ever tell any one to celebrate it?
The only thing Jesus reminded us to keep doing was the holy communion and noting of all these ritualistic charades we bundle into our scripture and now Christianity is a mockery of what the apostles preached.

thank you sir! I'm with you on this.
no matter who raises voice to challenge your opinion will need to prove from scriptures where he or she got the command or authority or apostolic example or inference to practice Palm Sunday.
nice of you to have pointed out!

shinarlaura:
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Yeah you should.

You re welcome

thank you very much!

shinarlaura:
Oh my... You re such a fan. He is a beast when it comes to Sax. You should check out for Richard Bona too. His songs are dude.

aawww! thanks for the added info. I'm gonna check Richard Bona out too!

shinarlaura:
Woow. He s a legend.

oh my oh my!!! his voice, his sax and his elegance just trips me!!! oh koh! lily, bolingo city...ongeleba....so many songs!

shinarlaura:
Cameroon. Do u know of any Cameroonian song?

heyyyy...I love manu di bango!

so many readers jumped into the train to rain insult and abuse on the "Fulani herdsmen" Dave Umahi and Buhari without finding out the real situation!!!
now it's very difficult to retrieve spoken words.
the truth is that there's a communal clash between two groups from opposite communities and death and destruction occurred... the "Fulani" were nowhere close to the situation or area in question... this is the real information obtained from victims in the affected communities.... my friend and his family were affected.
pls let's verify info from social media before running insults like commentary!!!

maxiuc:
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Imam Iman
Thank God no human parts was involved
Is better for pastor to eat my tithe

ah!! human parts were involved o... but private parts!

EVILFOREST:
COMPLETELY FINISHED

....and FINISHED. COMPLETELY!!

EVILFOREST:
COMPLETELY FINISHED

....and FINISHED. COMPLETELY!!

hi.
I listened to a group of guys debate among themselves that between a married couple if non consensual sex occurs it cannot be called rape.
that means if a man forces sex upon his wife she dares not claim rape.
one of them says in the criminal code section 357 it translates that only if bodily harm occurs can a woman take up the case!
i come weak.
lawyers and law enforcement guys please i need your opinions.

vicoloni:
The foundation of every child's destiny is laid between ages 9-12. Once a parent misses this golden opportunity to lay a solid value based growing up experience for their kids they end up gifting the world emotionally imbalanced and social misfits.

Parenting is a full time ministry!

you drove the nail home buddy!
parenting is a full time ministry!
not baby daddy
not baby mama
no halfhearted attempts or giveups!
total commitment or none at all by both parties!
God knew from the beginning that parenting is a double pronged mechanism for child upbringing... if one of the prongs is damaged be sure the mechanism isn't gonna function well!
thank you for the very thoughtful comment sir!

keep the love burning ...bonds like this is what society needs so all those commenting about their looks are just being vain. this is why most people miss the point when making choices!