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lovingyouhun:
His anus should be raped eith a big wooden stick

yea...a police baton will do just fine!
I despise rapists and sex pervs!!!!

seen it before! the day my first son was born a woman actually gave birth right at the card section! though besides the attendants I was the only non attendant! just watched the whole process and I knew the Almighty has no equal!!!!

darlenese:
are u obsessed with punctuations ?

yes I am! but I guess it didn't work in this case.... I apologize!

darlenese:
how's that a problem ?

how? 's that a problem!

darlenese:
how's that a problem ?

how? 's that a problem!

coolfredo:
did he said he got married 5yrs ago? I dont know why some people cant understand

ok...I don understand! thx

wait o! 4 kids in 5 years? na wa o!!!! miyetti Allah!

your hubby is a gynaecologist... it means he sees and touches privates of ladies daily. when he courted you why didn't you decline his advances? if the reason you accepted him is genuine then you must live by that reason. I find myself in a situation that brings me close to people and my nature is I like to relate with lots of people...now my wife doesn't agree with that and keeps fretting especially when those who come are ladies...this is normal. therefore since he's sincere by telling you things then please be strong and keep him in your prayers daily...its his job therefore he must do it...I suggest you brave it and ask him about the experiences once a while...that way he will have less pressure on his mind about telling you and he will also keep his work more professional... fretting and being paranoid will only worsen your emotions and strain you!

question: 1) who are her parents? 2) who are her relations? 3) are they aware of this pictures on the net? 4) do they approve? 5) does she believe in any deity? 6) what does she think concerning the future of her social status? 7) is this going to improve her standing in the eyes of would be husbands? will she answer these questions?


abeg...help me as am!

AkinolaST:
I feel so bad, it has gotten to a point that I've thought about Suicide, I'm just fed up of this life as nothing is working for me since mid last year.
I realise that when you're broke your so call friends will desert you, for weeks I've been finding it difficult to sleep, I need someone to tell me everything is going to be fine. I'm sad.

send mail make we discuss... your case isn't impossible

agbonkamen:
No they should learn how fu*ck pussy....Nigerian men are not romantic at all 0%

hmmmm...if you find a romantic guy would 99.9% of women know it? don't think so...most ladies think splashing the cash equals romance therefore once they see a guy showing domestic tendencies they call him a loser!....... til it's too late and then they say men are not "romantic"....

MrCross:
I'd rather stay in my house and play FIFA 18 on vals day than waste my time and money on any undeserving babe.
Option A is cool for me.

enjoy your option bro!!!

MrCross:
we wey no come get babe(s) nko now?

you have two choices...
a) just watch the match and let euphoria wash you to the beaches of pleasure...
b) look out for any babe sulking over a botched date...and let her desire for company wash you up the beaches of peasants love games!

...and who's son is that?!!

OneCorner:
Kidney

stop "kidneying" me!

is this story true?
I ask because it says..."I had opportunity to work with her during last year's Christmas ....and we dated for 3 months..."
we're only started January!
abi na old story?
anyway...you moved too fast I think because you didn't tell if you asked about her family and background before popping the question to her!
as a pastor you would have convinced us she's God's will for you if things had gone the way you want...here you are now asking us to contribute!
maybe your senior pastors will gave better advice than what can be offered here...just maybe!

Madam, if your hubby smiles at a lady in his workplace I'm pretty sure you will have sleepless nights! if he calls her on the phone during nonworking hours I'm sure you will conclude he's planning to sleep with her...
this is what I mean..you're feeling ok cos YOU are the one making friends with the guy...consider reversing the situation... you will notice how uncomfortable you will become.
please save yourself the tears and "I didn't think it will lead to this"....use that time you talk with the guy to talk with your own husband... he will love you more...call him more often and he will appreciate you more...that guy also needs to focus on his own family... they will love and appreciate him more..
finally, Bible says..."can a man carry coal in his bosom and not be burned?"

Longinus cyracus Ignatius sixtus
Cletus Cornelius Hyginus... dem still plenty...when I chop finish I'll remember more!

the world is showing us sense. with inventions and innovative tendencies... our ladies are showing sensuality and sexualized innovations!
sometimes I just wonder...when they view these photos how do they feel? is there any thought in their hearts about where and how far does this show get me?
I need someone to help me think please...

that blanket is Fulani's favourite! it's #950 only ....

Zykod:
I'm just a small boy. Thanks Sir

no small boy for ability o! I'm impressed all the same! cheers.

Zykod:
You are not seeing it the way it's happening. I'm a man let me explain, the man doesn't give two hoots about the daughter, he also cares less about the family.

The man is all about the money, he wants the woman to make the money, give to him and he'll do what he wants to do, anything less than this is a NO-NO for him. He can't afford the woman making decisions and ascribes it as pride, the woman may be willing to work with him, but he wants none of it.


I've seen this kinds before, they want to be the one dishing out goodies at all time and won't settle for being a beneficiary of anyone's goodies, she married a man who needs some psychological re-adjustment if the home will stand. Little wonder why single lades are not taking some of serious. If i have a wife that can bring something to the table,i'll gladly accept it, call her to the dining table, and discuss, this and that is the way forward this is what's gonna happen.

I'm too-rich for now, but you take the lead, while i go hustle, but na lie, the pride-demon in him will not let him to the right thing, she should be helpless while he should be the one doing the sepnding is his fixated ideology about marriage. This woman here has no issue oh, her hands are clean, its the man that needs to grow up..


Not a prophet of doom, but the only way this woman can enjoy her marriage is only if the man earns more money, which wont happen, no be curse, God seeing and knowing the kind of man he is will bless this woman more and more, and more. She will keep earning more and more than him, and if he can't deal with it, it's going to create more tension between them....Divorce is not the case here, i suggest oP settles for a long term rocky relationship. This is not a happy union obviously....She married a wrong man.


Give me a woman that earns more than me, and i'll happily pull my chair saw woman kneel down, pray for her to continue to earn more, ask her to make me chicken peppersoup every night, while i hustle, i'll enjoy her success without envying it. Marriage is not a battle ground. Competiton creates strife even in marriage, the both genders are meant to complement one another and not try to kill one another in the name of you earn more than me and i can't take it. God give me a millionaire wife, i will gladly accept it, as long as it comes with humility, submissiveness and Godliness...

yea man...I like your analysis! kudos...

Laeroy:
Got married at the registry, Traditionally and even in church.....He has relations and they stay very close to us, His father is presently down with an ailment i would not like to mention, so I decided I won't be going to bug him with our marital woes, besides the said man has on two different occasions settled our differences and I won't like to disturb him ever again...

good...now here's the situation: if you report at that registry he's bound to know he has a responsibility in this situation... they will settle the case amicably ...is registry not as good as court marriage? did he read the "terms and conditions" of registry before signing the dotted lines?
please see a responsible barrister at law on this issue...he will let you know and have your rights.

Laeroy:
we have discussed this seperation thing severally, and I categorically told him dat he can go away from us for weeks If he wants so we can have a rethink but the reverse is always the case, he wants me to go.....I told him it won't be comfortable for me leaving with the child but it would rather be easier for him leaving us alone....But him.no wan gree...


So this morning I said if u want me to go do the needful, let's go THru the necessary divorce Procedures....But he said lailai I should g o the same way I came......then I told him he has an hidden agenda....He even said I can go with the child

I beg can you throw more light on...."he said lailai I should go the same way I came"?
where you not legally married? did he pay a bride price? has he no relations? and what about your relations?

yvelchstores:
Its well. I know how annoying things can get sometimes. On this one, if u two can't resolve it, give it time, either together or apart. Despite the severity of ur misunderstanding, u love each other.

very sound advice.
divorce is never easy having seen examples with others. give time...maybe his senses will prod him to realization...

Mhissgaga:
It runs in their blood plus some of them don't have sense

but when they splash the cash the babes and women lose their senses and are found around the men who have no sense!

Donpresh95:
Read again bro. Some wise fools are making fun of Ngwa people , especially on the ground That they didn't spell it well.

is is bery wrong to laff at za fifle bat, I sink za OFi fut zis fost so zat zere can be some pun...let as jas take it as simfle as we see it...ka gane ko?

gists:
Pls tell me you are joking
Is this supposed to be a solution?

ok. The farmers spray the chemicals and all the cows dies. do you think that will stop the killings? Is killing another persons animal not a crime in itself. Do you think you can stop a crime by commiting another?

More importantly, to show you your suggestion is one of the most ridiculous ideas, what will you do when the herdsmen attacks the community for killing their cows? Will you spray chemicals for their guns also Or you think they will just take it as a act of God that lots of cows just dies after grazing on a particular community?

This is why this country is in this situation. We lack deep thinking. We feared this will happen because we suspected PDP does not have the right intellectual capacity to be a good opposition and put APC on their toes.

What we should do is continue to mount pressure on the government and do its constitutional role of protecting lives and properties. Get justice done. Arrest the killers on both sides. Seize the killers' cows and farms and hand over to ministry of agric or something or put an army barrack there - just build a barrier like ranching as has been suggested.

Killing the cows is stup!d and counter productive.
This bloodletting must stop.

you took the words right out of my mouth!
thank you sir you're on point!

Donpresh95:
In Ngwa land. it is Called Lama becos of there tongue although central Igbo says Nama.Stop being wise in your foolishness

In Ngwa land. it is Called Lama becos of there tongue although central Igbo says Nama.Stop being wise in your foolishness

and your wisdom is to say someone else is foolish for laughing at what was posted to make us all laugh?

Lionbite:
They were busy developing our lands and forgot to develop their education system. I no call anybody papa name o.

yet they're first to label the "aboki" an illiterate!

I almost caused everyone in my house to fly outta the window when I saw this!!LAMA? LAMA OH MY OH MY!!! No kee me with laughing zis aptalool oooo!!!

Hey!what are u guys talking about men being unhappy?Well,my husband runs home everyday immediately he closes from work.He loves to chat with me and play with our kids.we do everthing we did while we were single including clubing.We still look fabulous since the marriage thing didn't change our look.we are young and happy.We have three kids.No major weird conflicts or confrontations.He is always urgIng his friend's to get married and enjoy what he is enjoying.Well maybe I married an exceptional man and me a wonderful wife****laughing*****.Marriage is a beautiful thing be tolerant,faithful,transparent,hardworking,loving,funny,witty,playful,the list can go on and but with these u ll love marriage.Marriage is not a bondage folks!!!!

I love reading pieces like this! keep it up!
I find happiness in my home too and wonder if I can live without my wife and kids!
keep it up my dear and your kids will learn the same and the cycle will continue. cheers