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Realdivine247:
from Onitsha to lokoja or abuja is how much i mean the transport fare
please thank you nairaland family

Not more than #4.5k to get to your destination

Oyindidi:
I know a lively dwarf, I dey wait for her wedding

A beg send me invitation as at when it's due!
I want my imagination to run riot to see who's going to be her Beau!

Oyindidi:
You see, him run

Like the wind!!!!

Oyindidi:


I dey wait for the day a tall guy go marry dwarf for naija. E rare but tall girls dey marry dwarf like everyday.

It is well

Hehehehe...I saw a dwarf lady with child at Nnewi...guess who gee am belle! One giant FRSC official!! The thing weak me....how on Earth did he do it?
Anyway the guy pick race sha....

Ben Bruce is now Dino's DPO or information minister!

Wait, it means the barber is continuously free from sickness etc!!!
But all is false....yet many will follow...

As a keen soccer player in my child hood days we were told to put lizard eggs in our goalposts and that would prevent our opponents from scoring! Let me say that a certain guy dribbled us all... including our goalkeeper...he was poised to shoot into a gaping goal... suddenly he tripped and fell and lost the ball!! All thanks to our lizard eggs!
Now I'm older and wiser....
I know better!!!

Can we chat on WhatsApp? The number you gave isn't on WhatsApp thanks

Hi...I'm in Accra...what will it take for you to bring this car to me here please.
I mean apart from cost of car. Thanks

SaucyBenks:
She asked to visit me yesterday and believe me, I accepted her visitation after telling my girlfriend about it... (my girlfriend trusts and loves me too much).

Well, my gf visited her family for the celebrations so permitted me to allow her visit without even sounding shaky or insecure or vexed that another lady is visiting me... I was happy and asked Abigail to come over.

When she arrived, there was no fuel in my generator and being that it's the first time she's visiting, I wanted to make it fun for her. So I told Abigail to gimme 20mins to go get some fuel for my generator and she said "OK BUT I SHOULDNT FORGET TO BUY CONDOMS" I honestly didn't think of sex in the first place, so I asked her TO BE USED BY WHO? (with a straight face) then she laughed out loud and replied I WAS JOKING JOOR, GET GOING hmm... This is what I've not been able to put my mind off... What do you think she meant? Should I take anything she said serious?

My guy! Be informed: ladies that know you have someone yet are willing to sleep with you have a plan to ruin you, blackmail you and break your relationship.
Be wise...that one round will lead to many rounds of sorrow and regret!
By the time it starts... you're sure to watch your life go into season 1 to infinity!!!
Best advice: let here go back to the hole she crawled out from!
Cheers

Wisdomkosi:
How old was Aisha when Buhari married her? I'm just asking because this is rampant in the north. Now Jibril, according to Kanu is enjoying the package

Well, I'll love you to find out who Nnamdi Azikiwe wife Uche is... how old she was when he married her and exactly who she was to his first wife!
When you do....let us all know... thanks

Well done OP! Na so my own do me back then!
Your dogged determination paid off!
I'll send this to my son to help him with his future plans!

faithfull18:
Way to go. I personally enlighten people who do this around me. It has become a way of life to drop thrash on the road. I don't know how people are comfortable doing that.

True! Funny that we won't do the same when we find ourselves in a foreign country! But here we just toss it anywhere without regard!

Stanley4E:
After giving me High B.P...donno whether to rejoice or cry...

Cry! It's too for emotions!! YNWA

Gbengageorge:
Did you see any, where they eat soap? Haba

My brother...I never see

mastermaestro:
I don't think the weakling knows the meaning of 'camp'. People just complain over everything. I too slept on bare floor outside for the three weeks we spent on Wukari Camp, Taraba state. It was a great and toughening experience!

You're my kinda guy! Tough situation doesn't last but tough people do! Gidi up!!!!!

Having watched many documentaries on military training and all I don't think ours is any different! Boot camp isn't for sissies and it's not for everyone! No training Depot in this world assume a kind nice or friendly atmosphere...

fuckerstard:
As long as Ebonyi state is looking beautiful, nothing else matter.

Thanks for this bro! Up Umahi!! Ebonyi, my second home! Though I be aboki!

Oh dear! I was watching an episode with my kids when the news about his death was announced on France 24!
Really appreciate his genius!
RIP....

Oh dear! Where is Ras Kimono to sing another Run Fi Cover!!!

Oh dear! Where's Ras Kimono to sing Run Fi Cover!!!

StOla:
We stand with Leon Balogun.

Leon Balogun can afford food, clothing and accommodation on a weekly basis, a bleaching cream is only a weekly need for the likes of Dencia who want to become like Leon at all cost.

Also, Mrs Balogun does not need to look like a fabricated item like Dencia, to be happy and confident with her life.


All were born real, but some like Dencia opted to become fake.

What a volley! A barrage!! Even a Gatling gun will be envious! Nice!!!!

Funny! But I will say he's very very lucky. Then again who's he building the house for? Cos as it stands he dare not leave the Netherlands...if he does then it's a one way ticket! No going back

Chaiiiiiiii... very sad! These are the parents of my cousin's husband! Rest in peace ooooohhh!

I was 10 when this guy who worked with my Dad started to handle me!
Almost couldn't understand the situation... morality helped cos I felt bad about a man touching a man. Well I told him square that I'll report to my Dad... Immediately he stopped bordering me!

babakb:
One thing Cr7 is very good at, he doesn't give a damn about booing,

Ah! Ronaldo was a real cry baby too!...but grew up later Sha!

Explorers:
An Argentine submarine that went missing almost exactly one year ago has been found at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.

The Argentine Navy and Defense Ministry confirmed late Friday evening that the remains of the ARA San Juan submarine had been located in the south Atlantic Ocean at a depth of about 800 meters (approximately a half mile), about 700 miles due east of the Argentine city of Puerto Madryn.

The families of the 44 crew members who perished in the accident have been summoned to Mar del Plata Naval Base to be officially informed this weekend.Officials in the South American country lost radio contact with the San Juan on Nov. 15, 2017 and were unable to locate the missing sub in following days and months.

The sub was discovered Friday by U.S. company Ocean Infinity, which was in charge of the search operation.

The company sent out mini-submarines to the seabed and one returned with definitive photo evidence of the wreckage of the submarine.

In the deal the Houston-based company made with the Argentine government, finding the wreckage of the submarine would trigger a payment of $7.5 million.

The same company struck a similar deal with the Malaysian government to find Malaysia Airlines flight 370 earlier this year.


The submarine had reported a problem with its batteries in its final communication of November 15.

Nearly 10 days later, the navy confirmed there had been an explosion on board, which experts said was likely linked to the battery problem.

An air and sea search involved units from 13 countries but the majority withdrew before the end of 2017.






Earlier thread:


https://www.nairaland.com/4184875/argentina-submarine-goes-missing-44?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C2519111508



https://abcnews.go.com/m/story?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C5634075159

Finally there can be closure on this sad event!
Thanks for this information Explorers!

littlewonders:
I am o.... But God is watching you, for you to follow me reach here.

Abeg ooooohhh! My prayers are with you for God to answer your prayers too... hope you have a wonderful experience!

littlewonders:
I can't wait anymore. I'm going to marry.

Oh! I remembered, I am done with the wedding card design and only looking for a girl's name to put. Volunteer please...

It's a year now....hope you're successful!

henry5050:
nice put up

Thank you sir