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truecommerce358:
I have known this since the days of workman, well, some people don't.

Walkman sir...not work man!

MrSix:
This world done finish.






Need a clean used laptop?
Check my signature

If world don finish who go buy laptop na?

ekobami:
Those saying Igbos are against Buhari after all his good work and rather in support of Atiku, Please the only Igbos supporting Atiku are either agberos or former agberos and they are all in ipob.

We the Reasonable and right thinking Igbos Are fully in support of PMB.
We love him, will die and spend for Buhari!
What a GOOD man

It’s a shame Igbos still have many illiterate, you need to see when they are arguing against PMB

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
I thought I was the only one who has noticed this! Thanks for speaking my mind.

pocohantas:
Madam won't tell you of the man she also slept on the same bed with. Nothing happened, you are safe.

Maybe you wouldn't even mind, you are a man and you think in a different direction . No be only direction, kuku say you be wind-vane na.

This babe! The most hunted babe on NL! weh done! Ya comment is well received! Since your mind think am so...na so you be!! Keep it up...

elmagnifico411:
That's why we always advice them to be street-smart. He wasn't suppose to tell u jare, even if there's nothing going on between them. This might not sound OK, but no be everything them dey tell woman eh. You're not acting irrational, you're just being a woman/wife. Its your Husband that should know what and what to say out. Some things are better left unsaid to avoid wahala.

I don't cheat on my wife, and I don't tell her everything. I think its safe that way.

Comrade!!!
Unfortunately women don't see in the same direction as men on this kinda stuff...so safer you don't tell them!
Once I had to sleep on same bed with a lady while on a trip... nothing transpired between us and she still respect me for that...but can never share this with madam!

Boy! You need to visit Uwana in Afikpo Ebonyi state to see this kinda stuff! Though not as intense but equally challenging! Even children are involved! It was mixed emotions for me the first time I saw it...

Lazy attitude in complimenting your partner in all things!
Laziness!!

Wicked!!!
I just love the color!

smileyz16:
Our teaching sector needs paradigm shift
Evrytin no b beating! beating!...at times common sense is just needed

100% I agree!

depezee:
Product of a failed society.

Yea...but it starts from the home! Bad home...bad society!

Sometimes I wonder: does she have parents, uncle's or aunts? Siblings? And at large...her village indigenes? How's it that such a person can maintain this kind of image for years and no one really steps up to ask questions as it would have been in the years gone by?
Anyway monetary value nowadays stands above moral values!
But then...wetin concern me sef?

Uglymugg:
Its a job she made up in her head as an excuse to display her boobs in public.

The end goal is always male attention.

Correct!!...
After attention comes...
Depression!
And they begin to tell it to us right where they started....ON SOCIAL MEDIA!!!!

EVILFOREST:
BEFORE WEDDING, the one closer to her MOTHER
DURING WEDDING, the one closer to her FATHER
AFTER WEDDING, the one closer to her MOTHER
Ask me why...??

Why ?

Many ladies are close to their fathers while many others are close to their mothers, this is so for various reasons...
If you're to choose between the two, for marriage which one will be your preference?
Let's talk about this...
For me I'll choose a lady that's close to her father...
The floor is open!

drmikeadams:
. People don't change....no think am

Tau...if you say so!

A lot of things are involved here... firstly how long you have been dating is very important...I say so because don't ever let go of someone you've dated truthfully for a long time just because someone else does not like her! If you leave her I guarantee you...the next person u will date won't last as long... check with other people's experience... But I truly hope this relationship has seen it all...
Now...your mom doesn't want u to marry her because of HER mother behavior... funny.
Time passes... people change...then what's your dad's opinion?
Carefully coax your mum to see reason..
My experience is nearly the same as my mom felt o was not bouyant enough to marry a girl I'd dated for 8 years prior!
Long story short I followed my heart and went ahead...now the lady was wise enough to impress my mum with wisdom and just fee gifts... today she's the favorite wife among 5 others! Stay focused bro....it always turns out well!

dingbang:
80percent of total comments on IG are from women

....and 95% of this kind of posts feature people from a region....now I'm not trying to be tribalistic here...

Aku2078:
Aunty, cucuma tell us say you are depressed that using such formats


Me am not depressed... And all of us on nairaland can't be depressed because we are all happy the way we are

Thanks for speaking out for me...
The only thing that depresses me is when I chop finish and can't get chill water to wash it down!

KingOfAllIgbos:
Bakassi-induced wedding rather

https://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Alec-Baldwin-Thumbs-up.gif

Bang!!!
The kind of Bakkassi I dey see here....hmmmm
The guy must have missed that so long he just rushed into one on arrival!!!

Richy4:
Disadvantage of not living in a boarding school 101

Anyone that lived in a boarding school most likely will not feel this way

Oh man!!! You just took the words outta my mouth!!
The OP should learn that too... once you get married and have kids try not to be soooooo attached you can't let them leave else they're sure to fall victim to manipulators and their ilk later in life!

troublemakea:
DRC happen to be the richest African country in term of resources, the big question is who invited US?

i think Buhari needs to learn from this news

Of course we know USA always goes where their interest lies!
But methinks if their army shows up here some sections of the electorate and party will read and attach meaning to it....

Realdivine247:
which transport company bro

Peace Mass transit...
Onitsha South
Ifesinachi...
Dem plenty o
Hold small change for gala and lacasera ooooohhh

Realdivine247:
from Onitsha to lokoja or abuja is how much i mean the transport fare
please thank you nairaland family

Not more than #4.5k to get to your destination

Oyindidi:
I know a lively dwarf, I dey wait for her wedding

A beg send me invitation as at when it's due!
I want my imagination to run riot to see who's going to be her Beau!

Oyindidi:
You see, him run

Like the wind!!!!

Oyindidi:


I dey wait for the day a tall guy go marry dwarf for naija. E rare but tall girls dey marry dwarf like everyday.

It is well

Hehehehe...I saw a dwarf lady with child at Nnewi...guess who gee am belle! One giant FRSC official!! The thing weak me....how on Earth did he do it?
Anyway the guy pick race sha....

Ben Bruce is now Dino's DPO or information minister!

Wait, it means the barber is continuously free from sickness etc!!!
But all is false....yet many will follow...

As a keen soccer player in my child hood days we were told to put lizard eggs in our goalposts and that would prevent our opponents from scoring! Let me say that a certain guy dribbled us all... including our goalkeeper...he was poised to shoot into a gaping goal... suddenly he tripped and fell and lost the ball!! All thanks to our lizard eggs!
Now I'm older and wiser....
I know better!!!

Can we chat on WhatsApp? The number you gave isn't on WhatsApp thanks

Hi...I'm in Accra...what will it take for you to bring this car to me here please.
I mean apart from cost of car. Thanks

SaucyBenks:
She asked to visit me yesterday and believe me, I accepted her visitation after telling my girlfriend about it... (my girlfriend trusts and loves me too much).

Well, my gf visited her family for the celebrations so permitted me to allow her visit without even sounding shaky or insecure or vexed that another lady is visiting me... I was happy and asked Abigail to come over.

When she arrived, there was no fuel in my generator and being that it's the first time she's visiting, I wanted to make it fun for her. So I told Abigail to gimme 20mins to go get some fuel for my generator and she said "OK BUT I SHOULDNT FORGET TO BUY CONDOMS" I honestly didn't think of sex in the first place, so I asked her TO BE USED BY WHO? (with a straight face) then she laughed out loud and replied I WAS JOKING JOOR, GET GOING hmm... This is what I've not been able to put my mind off... What do you think she meant? Should I take anything she said serious?

My guy! Be informed: ladies that know you have someone yet are willing to sleep with you have a plan to ruin you, blackmail you and break your relationship.
Be wise...that one round will lead to many rounds of sorrow and regret!
By the time it starts... you're sure to watch your life go into season 1 to infinity!!!
Best advice: let here go back to the hole she crawled out from!
Cheers