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I don't believe this story jare but if true, you guys need to wait until the baby is delivered so as to facilitate a DNA on the child


The result of the DNA should determine your next line of action

Tell that to the birds

Ronie24:
Hello Fellow mothers in d haus, am a mother of one. I jst wanna knw if 40k is enough for my son's first bday. As a middle class couple, we can only afford dat amount tho I don't want loud celebratn bt I want a perfect one for my boy.

I jst don't knw if it will be enough. I nid ur opinion on this pls. Thank U

If 40K is all you can afford then ensure you stay within that budget

Quality will be compromised but the significance of the party will go long in his memory

omoharry:
thank you...Zubinike, i dont mind...

Oya give me your bio data

LaDivva:
We're trying to save money for you men whilst giving you the best of dishes

What if money was never an issue?

LaDivva:
She was very good at bargaining, and she had and still has this charisma and smile, you can't just help but agree with her. I'm glad I inherited it

how was i able to guess that.. Choi...

Mehn i can relate sha... I once threatened to drive off leaving my mum behind all because she wouldn't stop haggling...

What's it with women and bargain though

LaDivva:
Lol Seriously, going to the market with mum back then was a nightmare. I usually pretend to be ill whenever I'm ' the chosen one'

I guess your mum was one of those that would haggle until they get abused

worksmart:
Allow me educate you a little;

US govt owns and controls CNN and almost all news media outlet in their country.

The fact is Buhari was not present in the studio that Amanpour was pretending to ask him questions from.

Amanpour may have asked the questions live, but Buhari's responses were pre-recorded before his inauguration and he was not necessarily responding to the same exact questions that we heard Amanpour pretend to ask him live.

How come there was a lag in the responses if the interview was pre-recorded
How come his answers were on current issues
How come he held a live press conference with John Kerry (Remember John kerry wasn't on crutches when he visited Nigeria)

I don't even know why i'm entertaining your tomfoolery sef

tearoses:
Spice ke
I no get powa o!
Ordinary bathroom leak and I am crying
The kids cat sef don dey begin roll eye . . .Wetin do this woman sef

Ashey eh ti e le

SMH

tearoses:
Ekun
Leave me o!
To rojo gan over small issues I will be crying, not to talk about trying to explain an affair if I am caught.
Let me be sit in my garden and be smelling my tea roses and be knitting jeje o!

A lil adventure won't kill jor

Oya let's get with it

naijababe:
Ogbologbo

hehehhehehee

When she no wan come add a lil spice pere to her routine nko

tearoses:
Did we work in the same company?
Suicide after a breakup happend before

Ive never heard of the madison site until yesterday morning
A whole one 1 million oyibo sighed up
Wish everyone is like me
Me im too lazy for the stress of an affiar
Na to come home from work, cook, spend time on my craft and watch nollywood/documentrys and play with my kids and husband
To even get back in the car to go to gym after ive gone through the front door is a struggle.
Affairs mean that I have to scheme, falsify, manufacture time out of no time and be an expert in lies . .. .I no get that powa at all.

Chicken

Yeeeparipaaaa Owo wogbo

Yet another waste of money

mrsmith11:
Meaning ; orgasm and squirting is different

I think google can be useful

Meanie as in you are mean

You just schooled the dude that was feeling funky

His pictures?

B-

Short and swift

B- for me

Shymm3x:
Lol, it's obvious you're a google merchant and you have no clue whatsoever. Even Idris Elba always allude to being a proper East Ldn boy. Then his accent shows where he's from. Anyway, in case you don't know - Hackney is more North London than East, though parts of Hackney have East London post code. Heck, mandem from Hackney do more things with folks from Tottenham, Wood Green, Islington, Stoke Newington et al (all in North) than anywhere in East London. Take this tutoring as my service to humanity.

Also, stop moaning and getting jealous about an initiative that's about better rapport between the police and the predominant migrant communities. It's an initiative to reduce race tensions and discrimination. But just like every gift it has its own curse cos Yorubas won't have the luxury of using Yoruba language as a secret code of communication.

Regardless, just keep Peckham out of ya mouth. And make sure you tell ya fellow naij folks to stop the fables cos they might get carried away if they ever find themselves in London. And disrespecting Peckham on them gully roads is a sin - you might get shanked by the youngers for it. A word is enough to the wise.

Yo Shymmex, do you truly believe the initiative is meant to help improve race relations with the police?

Igbo kwenu
My people my people

No amount of credible reasons that may be proffered on this thread will sway your opinion so what's the point?

If you feel he has been toppled then tell us who was involved and when. You might also want to reveal who you are so it can help substantiate your claim

mrsmith11:
You were told orgasm and squirting is the same?

Meanie

Claroo:
The surprise striker might be Charlie Austin

Probably Coogar

Pace and PAWA guaranteed

They are begging him not to expose them and he was supposed to be our NSA?

Phew!

what a jungle!

freecocoa:
Okay, it's because of you o, you know I loff you too much.

Thanks for the honour sugar

drake99:
you are a bigger fool to Idowuogbo,who told you am looking for a way to attract a woman,am talking about a woman that will born out of wedlock for me

All this mumu wey full dis thread sef,I made a mistake by opening this thread in the morning when sensible people must've gone to work leaving all this low mentality people here

Your intention is secondary and inconsequential in the wider scheme of things.

If you are who you claim to be then surely getting a get pregnant should be the easiest thing on your selfish journey


You didn't make a mistake for opening the thread but you damn right made a mistake for not thinking through your selfish quest properly..

why would you bring a child into the world knowing fully well that your chance of survival is pretty slim?

Jarus:
This post reads like a prophesy.

I work in an oil company.

I have a training in one European country in 0ctober.

My Group Head will also be coming from our UK office.

I plan to go with my wife and kids.

I have never given a thought whether it will involve extra costs for my company.

Now that I read this, I have to run it by my travels department to be sure I don't run foul of any company policy.

But I know there will be nothing wrong in taking your family along for training, provided no extra cost to family.

I think some oil companies accommodate family travels as part of their perks.

You do need to confirm though but the dude if true was sacked for making fraudulent claims (He claimed for cost of taxis and whatnot even though he never actually paid for any)

drake99:
b!tch I've achieved a lot in my life,just need a child,its a good feeling that I'll be the one to select a baby mama, can anyone accept to be a baby father for you? HELL NO,you have entered menopause

I can see you are now my fan,keep following me

Surely if your claim of achieving success is nothing but the truth, the least I had expect from you is coming online with this proposal of yours.
Success will forever attract the best women your heart desires so it’s either it’s a made believe claim or you are just blowing hot/cold air at the same time

Your reason for wanting to bring an innocent child into the world is so absurd and outright disgusting

You need a lot of growing up to do

BTW: Something tells me you are just trolling so i'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt

freecocoa:
He's doing the attacking if you haven't noticed, I've ignored him enough, what gives him the right to go about casting aspersions on me when I haven't wronged him in any way? Is he insane? I'm sorry babe but I am ready for him today, I have noticed that ignoring him only makes him do it more.

Btw boo, how's you?

You have to ignore him no matter how much he tries to lure you into exchanging words.

You are perfectly entitled to live the way you choose to live your life and obviously doesn't need anyone validating it.

I don't like seeing you this angry so please biko

I'm good ooo, hanging in there as usual

freecocoa:
Mehn! Jaybee that guy is an 1diot and someone needs to put him in his place, I don't mention the baskard, all I ask is he leave my mention alone, is that asking for too much?

Stop attacking him now coco

Just ignore biko

You are better than that