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Career / Re: My Experience With A Chinese Man Today In My Workplace by JayJustus(m): 1:54pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
doveda: simple salutation like "hi do you know how to get to digital mall from here?" yes...but this is not like a requirement... like today I asked someone for something I didn't say hi or anything...just went forward with my request... |
Career / Re: My Experience With A Chinese Man Today In My Workplace by JayJustus(m): 6:09am On Feb 05, 2016 |
doveda: hello? I've been living in south east asia for 4 years yeah and i've visited other asian countries...greetings are basically for people whom you're familiar with if not they'd walk past you for the next 10 years...chinese eat with chopsticks, malays eat with their hands...that is cultural difference...Nigerians adore greetings to strangers or not the other party doesn't...so why get irate? |
Career / Re: My Experience With A Chinese Man Today In My Workplace by JayJustus(m): 12:01am On Feb 05, 2016 |
Nigerians and petty foolishness...if he doesn't greet you and so what?? does that reduce your salary or whatnot? there is what we call CULTURAL DIFFERENCE... there's this British woman called "oyinboprincess" she loves everything about Nigeria and has learnt the culture...if she sees you ofcos she will greet cos Nigerians adore greeting for me which is bullshyte... and yes she has been in Nigeria for over a month shooting movies and all... |
Sports / Re: International Marathon: Lagos Restricts Movement On Major Highways by JayJustus(m): 7:18pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
Tourism at its finest...if Oil is messing up we can generate income through other means...Lagos is moving forward...oya ambode finish the monorail nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man And His Gangs Scammed British Citizens Of £3million Pics by JayJustus(m): 4:12am On Feb 02, 2016 |
came to check names and I wasn't surprised...damnnnnnnb...damnnnnn... |
Celebrities / Re: Ruth Eze: 'I Will Become A Lesbian If Genevieve Asks Me Out' by JayJustus(m): 5:29pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
why did she change her weed supplier?? |
Education / Re: FG Declares French Compulsory For All Students by JayJustus(m): 2:46am On Feb 01, 2016 |
worry359: you see? that list is very wrong...it joined malay plus indonesian which is tho similar but it is still different...bahasa melayu and bahasa indonesia are two different languages even though one descended from the latter...take for example it says there are more Malay speakers than Urdu? wtfffffffffff?? malay is spoken in Malaysia is like 30 million, Singapore (5 million), Brunei (not sure but similar to Singapore or less), few parts in Thailand (borders close to Malaysia)...Urdu is spoken in Pakistan which is around 200 million people, Urdu is spoken in some parts of India, Bangladeshi people speak Urdu too, some parts of Mauritius too... it also said that Bengali is spoken more than Russian...wtfffffffffff Bengali is only spoken in bangladesh and some parts of India...Russian is spoken in Russia, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan, Turkmenistan and the rest former USSR....bro that list is effed up man remember French is not only spoken in France yeah...francophone countries in africa too, Belgium, Switzerland, Monaco , 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Lady Finally Replies Me After I Asked Her A Question 2years Ago On Fb Chat. by JayJustus(m): 6:14am On Jan 31, 2016 |
phucked up nigga.....you don't even know how to chat...try to be sarcastic, abstract and shet...to me you're just a police officer who INTERROGATES...hahahahaha...nigga got served well...not like Nigerian girls can even do better they will knack you with one "K" from the pit of hell if you don't have patience suicide is next... |
Business / Re: . by JayJustus(m): 5:14am On Jan 30, 2016 |
aye! are you not Victor from rose valley?? remember me Justus...oya sell me bitcoins... I can't seem to register on your website |
Romance / Re: 2 Nairalanders Airforce1 And Pinkjacket9 Love Up In New Photos by JayJustus(m): 4:17pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
why use a potato to take a photo? 1 Like |
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by JayJustus(m): 2:08pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
pan seared random fish(I don't know the name), veges and mash potatoes rustic donuts :/ 2 Likes
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Phones / Re: ‘new NITEL’ Targets 50m 4G Subscribers by JayJustus(m): 12:42pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
joborskill: damn nigga...harsh
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Romance / Re: Guy Blasts Girl Over "Good Morning" Greeting by JayJustus(m): 12:22pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
niggi4life: preach my nigga PREACH!!! plain truth down there |
Romance / Re: Guy Blasts Girl Over "Good Morning" Greeting by JayJustus(m): 12:18pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
wkkwl: my nigga dem do you strong thing hahahahahaa...your vexing meter don red be dat ooooo..hahaha...you need to see my "ignore list"...they will say hi first but to keep up that conversation you will become a police officer #InterrogationStyle yet they will come on here and start claiming rights like what...many don't even know their left from right only hide behind some cheap makeup |
Romance / Re: Guy Blasts Girl Over "Good Morning" Greeting by JayJustus(m): 8:40am On Jan 28, 2016 |
Nigerian lady? why should you be surprised? many of them are graduates but to hold a simple conversation they can't...where is that pulse TV guy to come slay these murrafackers |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Reports That Eritrean Law Requires Men To Marry Two Wives Are False by JayJustus(m): 2:14am On Jan 28, 2016 |
one thing with Nigerian youths...y'll don't read at all...you see something trending on Twitter you just swallow it like that...very foolish...this includes Kenyans too...yes...cos Nigerians and Kenyans top the most twitter users in Africa...none of you even bothered to read the penal codes of Eritrea on polygamous marriages rather everyone started making memes and shyte just to get f.ucking retweets and be famous on Twitter... my eritrean friends were so hurt seeing this bullshyte... truth be told eritrean girls are way lot prettier and humble than any Nigerian or Kenyan girl I've come across... PS: I'm Nigerian so ferme ta bouche salope |
Phones / Re: Cameroon Government Fines MTN $160 Million For Corruption Charges by JayJustus(m): 5:37pm On Jan 26, 2016 |
Ravenna: Uganda also fined them for I think unlawful competition or so |
Education / Re: Is Kwasu The State University With The Highest Tuition Fee In Nigeria? by JayJustus(m): 9:32am On Jan 25, 2016 |
FILEBE: fam I'm not using the US as a standard I'm only citing em as an example that if a school has such a rule you are not bigger than the set school in its own right...so let their rule be there if you want a change clamour for it as your expense as long as it won't kill you |
Education / Re: Is Kwasu The State University With The Highest Tuition Fee In Nigeria? by JayJustus(m): 10:49pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
some people talking about equity here...those of you that live in the US isn't it how it is? like in-state and out-state? if you from Texas and you go school in Michigan then your fees will be different and much more than if you school in texas...I don't know why y'll complaining...in Malaysia the public universities give 80% to the malays while the Indians and Chinese share the rest and they are not killing themselves so why complain? 4 Likes |
Properties / Re: The Dubai-fication Of Lagos - Hot New Structures Under Construction by JayJustus(m): 5:52pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
Qualer: when you can't wish good for your own country I wonder how good things will come your way...when you point a finger at something the rest four fingers are pointed at you...think well fam |
Crime / Re: These Men Packaged Drugs As Condoms (photos) by JayJustus(m): 1:33pm On Jan 23, 2016 |
if I comment now those mods will ban me...thunder fire y'll...we all know them as always 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Types Of Guys You Should Not Play 'Hard-To-Get' With by JayJustus(m): 5:52am On Jan 23, 2016 |
no time for all these...all i do is WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT...chop and clean mouth is the way to go... |
Romance / Re: I Kissed A Friend Accidentally Now I Feel Guilty by JayJustus(m): 7:29pm On Jan 22, 2016 |
okay so you accidentally kissed him...okay now so let us accidentally fry egg for you... with onions or not ma'am? |
Sports / Re: FC Ifeanyi Ubah Flies In Brazilian Professional Footballers (photos) by JayJustus(m): 1:42pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
great for our league...good development |
Romance / Re: Help!!! My Girlfriend And My Sister Are Enemies... I Need Advice Urgently by JayJustus(m): 1:41pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
Seeeeeeee: slayed
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Crime / Re: Nigerian Student Arrested In Uganda For Drug Trafficking (Photos) by JayJustus(m): 6:47pm On Jan 19, 2016 |
i will talk now one mumu mod will ban me...thunder fire that mod...anyway we know them na...why should we be disappointed |
Sports / Re: AC Milan To Sue Yusupha Yaffa Over Age Falsification by JayJustus(m): 12:38pm On Jan 19, 2016 |
tell em to explain diego costas mystery first too... 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Buhari Appoints Muhammad Abdallah As NDLEA Boss by JayJustus(m): 3:59am On Jan 19, 2016 |
if I comment now one foolish mod will now ban me saying I am tribalistic...thunder fire that mod in travel section....I mean standard thunder... anyways good news...help us rid those murraniggas soiling Nigerian image on the international scene...I no talk am oooo but as the leader of the NCAN (Name Checkers Association of Nairaland) we know where they always come from...tehehehehe |
Education / Re: Share Your Experience Living With Your Room Mates In School by JayJustus(m): 9:44pm On Jan 18, 2016 |
tdayof: china man...abeg park well :/ |
Education / Re: Share Your Experience Living With Your Room Mates In School by JayJustus(m): 6:10am On Jan 18, 2016 |
during foundation I lived with my sister until she left me to another country..lol..how sad... first year I moved into a house with a mauritian girl (owner of the house), syrian guy(weed retailer ) and another saudi guy...the other two stayed in separate rooms but me and saudi guy shared a room cos you know it's half price so I could chop extra money from parents...boy was it difficult with the saudi guy...he always complained that the notification sounds from my phone was disturbing him and me as a very popular Nigerian my phone was hotline bling (drake is still a learner)...then he would always scream and even curse me in hausa cos he lived with northern guys in saudi so he knows some hausa...me no understand hahahhaha...lol...then one day nigga vexed me my mum called me on skype and I was cooking in the kitchen so I didn't hear the freaking nigga closed my laptop cos he was sleeping...I vexed no be small, told the girl she comforted me with some confirm booze cos it was difficult replacing roommates during the holiday period...fast forward to one day I was sleeping jejely oooo that was how I was hearing Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler doing wrestling commentary in the living room only to wake up and see saudi guy and ganja syrian guy going at it...saudi guy was holding laptop charger and used it to hit syrian guy cos he claimed syrian guy used his cup and didn't wash it...I swear our house was so neat but truth be told yrian guy was lazy and I usually help him wash his plates cos you know him dey arrange me free booze and pays for my food everytime so it was a win-win...back to the fight---they were doing all their smackdowns and saudi guy saw he was losing so niggy went to the kitchen and took the rolling pin and wanted to hit syrian guy na so me run go hold him hand cos if he hits that water leaf guy he will die cos wed has drained him like craze..after that mauritian girl called security and that night we asked him to go...we even gave him his deposit that night...as in we coughed out 400dollars that night...chai...he left and then a working class punjab guy replaced him...phew nigga was settling my bills..hahahaha..I just dey help him wash plate...hahahaha...so I had two people paying my shyte...lol..best time of my life... year 2---me and punjabi guy moved into another cheaper house and these new guys were all working class but they selfish like craze..no benefit at all but I still dey enjoy from punjabi no qualms...fastforward I left the house as punjabi guy was claiming that I slept at odd hours...but nigga must read na...and he is working so one day I just rented car, parked my things and went to another house (already almost in year three my final year)..left the house not in good terms with punjabi nigga but now we good..lol year 3---I left punjab guy to stay with a phd student (nigerian)...I currently live there now...this guy is God sent...he will cook for me( he can make stew ehn...and his beans with prawn is to die for), give me his car to use, do grocery shopping and tell me to eat from anything he buys just that I will make pastries for him (cos I study culinary arts as a minor) so I have to ensure there is always pastries in the fridge every week...no problem this is my work...hahahaha...so now I have my own room, my own toilet everything to myself no sharing...but i have to make pastries every now and then... I learnt alot tho from living with strangers and people from different countries but living with my sister was the best...as she s very good with pastries and i'm the gourmet chef but we fought always cos I always did most of the work for her...lol but I miss her so beliiiiiiiiiiiii mushhhhhhhhhhhhh 3 Likes 1 Share |
Family / Re: Why I Don't Want My Brother To Get Married To Her by JayJustus(m): 4:53am On Jan 18, 2016 |
my nigga...my nigga!! they destroyed your property, they made your mum weep...?? if na me I no go gree...so send that bloody mail and let the truth be known cos you sound to me that you might even take a physical revenge later if they get married..(maybe put ikuku antropopo in the girls food..lol)...so send that bloody mail or you wan make i help you construct am with big big grammar?? see that girl may be nice today but the traits of her dad will resurface someday...even the Bible says a curse extends up to the fourth generation so better eliminate this one before your brothers kids start destroying properties too... SO SEND THAT EFFIN MAIL...we dey your back!!! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Atiku Dasuki's House Sealed By The EFCC - Pictured by JayJustus(m): 3:14am On Jan 17, 2016 |
scotred19: for f.ucks sake dollar is 300 in the black market... official rate is < 200... |
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