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lol...roasted!!!!! truth be told...


***rows kayak outta thread***

urm lemme add one...they are always popular in Indonesia...I mean wait...oya mods ban me and let thunder arrange your yansh

his hard work has paid off... oya mods ban me and let thunder fire your black yansh

even if he gave that money to orphanages Nigerians will still say why didn't he donate it to IDPs in borno....y'll salty get a life,get your own money and spend as you like

I've been studying in Malaysia and these things are normal...lol...naija guys getting married to the fat ones that have been deserted by other guys...hahahahah...lol...happy married life...

came here to do three things

1. check for name

2. send thunder to mods in travel section

3. rows my kayak outta drug ridden thread

you cheated hahahaha...enjoy what comes next which is ***drum roll*** ----- EWAAAAAAAA

mfm04622:
How do 7k Android phones perform?

most of em these days run on at least ice cream sandwich which is okay enough to have the latest Whatsapp features eh...some have very good battery lives and stuff

BabaAlabi:
I thought this was a spurious post but after researching online, the news is actually true.
I think it is a bad and ludicrous decision to discontinue whatsapp for many low-end devices. Many people in Indonesia, Nigeria and other parts of Asia use blackberry and low-end phones. Many people in various countries cannot afford to upgrade. Discontinuing whatsapp for these devices will drastically reduce the whatsapp userbase and inconvenience existing users in the aforementioned countries. It also proves that Whatsapp's objective to connect people all over the world is nothing but a bloody lie. I love it when people and companies self-sabotage their own success by themselves e.g P-Square and now whatsapp. Goodluck battling a rival company that will emerge to acquire the abandoned users.

afford what?? there are android phones. of. 7,000 naira or less...lol...let's just say they are tied down by invisible forces of BlackBerry lol

I wrote jamb 5 years ago and with my 260 and almost 70 I couldn't get into Unilag cos you know
1. no long leg
2. not from the catchment area


so I left them and ran to Burkina Faso

if I speak my mind now one stupid mofo called a mod will ban me...inconsistent mod...thunder fire you but anyway I came here to do one thing as usual



***rows kayak outta white powder thread***

who do we believe now what if the woman was high on some imported venezuelan weed??

your mum is so adorable just like my mum...Nairalanders i havent eaten yam for almost two years...contribute ticket money for me...okay thanks bye

third picture tho----

buy bitcoins ehhh!!! look for exchangers...many people send money back home...you both make a deal and that's it...thank God i'm in my final semester...all fees paid with moneygram...lol...but buy bitcoins it is faster also

OneManLegion:
If you're saying beer's the best thing to happen to humans, where does that leave weed?

bros we are in different ministries but under one enjoyment umbrella...lol..that one is solid my own is liquid...

I wonder when people will get to understand that beer is the best thing that God has given humanity... all these teetotalers don't know what you missing...


abeg bros if she say she no dey do cos you drink my nigga she is an enemy of progress...drink you beer and find another one...like come on there are over 6 billion humans on earth...


beer is love, beer is life

bros if you love her then marry the damn niggress...


"she's not Yoruba?" and we shout white people are racist?? even in our own lil circle we are bloody racists including me that is the founder of the NCAS (name checkers association of Nairaland)

bionic d.ick

thank God someone opened this thread... I've been saying it and will continue to say it...cooking with MSG (seasoning) is not only unhealthy but a culinary crime... I have been cooking for the past 4 years without seasoning...all you need to do is develop flavours and it's not rocket science to develop flavours without seasonings...

I'd advice you watch this show called Cutthroat kitchen...you'd learn how to cook better without msg...SAY NO TO MAGGI

tdayof:
chai ontop few minutes food justus ehnn

don't let me send that thunder that is jogging here

Karleyb:
Recipie please!!!

ingredients:

pasta (whatever variant fits ya I mixed mine)
cheese (I used cheddar...you can use monterey or parmesan for that extra cheesiness...lol)
garlic
milk
green onions
onions (up to you tho)
sausages (or whatever meat suits you)
mushrooms
flour
butter
peppers
cherry tomatoes (up to you tho)


RECIPE

1.boil pasta till desired texture
2. cut up all your garlic, peppers, mushrooms, sausages, green onions, onions(regular ones in this case...lol)
3. make the roux (flour and fat...) heat up some butter and then add flour and stir and stir and stir and stir and stir in low heat till you can stir no more...lol...
4.Add the everything you cut up in step 2 to the roux and stir
5.Add the milk and stir this mixture (bechamel sauce which you can use for other things...)
6. When the bechamel has slightly heated up then add your grated cheese
7. Cook in slow heat till the cheese is melted and then the sauce starts getting thick
8. Add the pasta and then mix em all up
9. If you have an oven, bake it at 350F for like 20 minutes...when the top is crispy and the inside is bubbling then you good to go (dont forget brush the top with butter and some breadcrumbs)


I dont have an oven so I just use a microwave to heat it up to satisfy my OCD problems that it is baked...lolololol

he should start a go fund me campaign...I will give as long as this helps him in his research

student style stove top mac and cheese...I am not a fan of store-bought ishhh...so I do em all from scratch with lots of love and missing my mum also...lol...easy as putting on a condom

Nigerian girls I will pass...their mentality is that any random guy talking to em wants to bang em...hehehehehehe... #TeamNotNigerianGirls

Modenzy:
Eyaaaaaaaaaah. I blame the economy. It's poverty that caused this.
Running on empty stomach, hypertension etc..

mehhhhhhhhh... your brain is in recession fam

this was very foolish of him to say...I dont give a f.uck...

in fact anyone that cooks with MSG (maggi, onga and the rest) are bad cooks...learn to develop flavours with natural stuff...it's not cos I study this but over the years I've done trial and error and I can cook anything without using MSG...it pays off fam...

mama jethro...how much do you sell your radish?