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Viralkid:
I need those clothes I don't care if it's the aba one.

Those ugly clothes?

She go show worldcup or Champions League?

dvkot:
I get u bro, am nt weak am just applying wisdom.. I won't even need to bleep her for the last time, but I have found a way to emotionally hurt her.

On a lighter note, that your bros na bad madingo o! after five children, him brush that small girl wey her engine supposed still dey sharp so tey she carry injuries for her center of gravity. Leave that girl, she never ripe.

KevinDein:
Initially it seemed like a joke, but the hatred and bitterness towards the male folks from ladies these days have reached an alarmingly high level. Most of them made wrong choices in men, they love "bad guys" they said, nice guys are boring, a common anthem from them. Got burnt by the same bad guys and now hate all men.

They probably can't be helped so we should leave them with their burden.

Some carry their confusion and Tonto Dike attitude pursue themselves for them husband house later they will start composing the second book of Lamentations on social media.

Joshmodest:
I doubt it's real.. but if it's real... Its quite true.. u wey papa cups.. still dey send pocket money.. come dey form mama olowo for us for twitter ...
A man who is still riding his fathers bicycle has no business in a meeting of okada owners

More like a man who is still riding his father's okada has no place in the meeting of bicycle owners.

MartinCorridon:

That's what Nigerians fail to understand at times.

Simple logic is so hard for a lot of us.

I am a Nigerian and i really want Nigeria to go far in the competition but i still think the jersey is one of the ugliest we have ever used. A close second is the GLO green one we used in the past.

GLO green isn't right for Nigeria...ours is more leafy forest green

I am a

Personally, I like the jersey. I like the green. The jersey reminds me of USA94 jersey. When the World Cup ends, I will go and get the fake one. Even that one go don cheaper.

EmagNig:
That native Gucci colour Combination looks so primitive to me too... I will never be caught wearing even the most original

Too ugly. I don't know what they see in that design.

Sometimes it isn't hatred, it is preference for certain reasons. Some love simple colors while some love color riots. My favorite color for shirts and native wears is white while I don't like white shoes and wristwatch. For some reasons I find everything that Gucci designs as ugly. Even if I can't afford their designs (at least for now) I won't exchange their designs for my simple tee shirts and suit even if you dash me. Even Gucci sneakers are ugly to me. I still prefer those simple designed Adidas or Nike basketball sneakers and running shoes.
See Honorable Gbajabiamila wearing that brown Gucci jacket on his wife's birthday looking like a cross between Hushpuppy and a Man o war commander.

awoofawoo:
The main purpose of those useless guys is to strike terror into mind of folks down South.......election is already around the corner..........they not only legalised robbers but political touts as well.........

Majority of the SARS officers terrorizing the south where are they from? are they not fellow southerners? We southerners should enjoy the product of our greed instead of putting the blame of the northerners.

Blonchilli:
Please do. If it works out fine I will love to have some and we could talk better about it . Thanks

Sure bro.I will mention you when I post the process and the result. I bought this spray starch when I realized that FAULTLESS, EASY ON and NIAGRA spray starch are getting too expensive for my liking.. Spray starch don reach like #1,100 sef. I plan to mix 2 spoonfulls and fill with 750ml (the container size) inside the RENEW STARCH container I kept since that time. I will let you know about the results as regards crispness and texture.

John360GROUP:
Glad to see someone who is also knowledgeable about the role our ancestors also played as regards Slave Trade especially the ones from West Africa unlike Menelik II of Ethiopia who was smart enough to recognize what was important which saw the defeat of the Italians unlike the ancestors from West Africa that obviously thought their "Jazz" would do the job while exchanging their fellow black brothers for mundane stuffs like Mirrors, Gin, etc. No be today our greed and mumu don start. I weep when I read these stories. This has obviously continued till today where most of our ignorant people exchange our collective future for 500Naira, tribalism, ethno-religious differences and voting in bad leaders.

Menelik II was very cunning courting France and the Italians while stockpiling what was important( the Weapons) and when the Italians waged war. They were defeated by Menelik II and his men. Menelik II went on to begin the process of modernizing Ethiopia.

True, have you wondered why majority of the slaves were Westerners and Easterners in which Yourubas and Igbos constitute the majority? You don't hear of Edo or Bini slaves because it is forbidden in Bini to sell a fellow Bini into slavery. We have absolutely no excuses as we sold ourselves cheaply into slavery. A lot of us sadly are still in (mental) slavery to the warped thinking and thought processes of our minds.

Blonchilli, I have been working on making a spray starch from this synthetic starch. I mixed 3/4 tablespoon of the glue dissolved it water, added some airfreshner then pour inside an empty cormat spray starch container. I tested it on one of my old abandoned shirt and it came out well just as FAULTLESS and NIAGRA heavy spary starch that I used to buy. I even wore the shirt to evening service sef. I will dissolve another spoon and add to container to get the desired crispness I want.
I will post the results here.

chuksjuve:
Nigeria has never been this divided, How did we get to this point , where the trust level amongst citizens to citizens, citizens to government, government to government and government to citizens that every thing is now seen in a tribalism and religious angle?

Who did this to us?

When are we going to get out of this mess?

One million dollars question, who's got answers?

We got here during the 2015 presidential electioneering when a certain party that has nothing to campaign with keep telling us that they are a Christian party and the opposition is an "Islamic janja.weed, Northern, ewedu and amala party" the same people still echoing this sentiment are still the same patrons of this so called "Christian"party.

Crownwahley:
Is it not the same white people that deprive of from our freedoms by colonizing us and turning our mothers to sex slave while turning our fore father's to Horses which they ride up and down??

Only if this new generations knows what this foolish whites have done for us before we were all born then you will understand Nigeria as a whole would have been more better and advanced.

I know some MA.D people will quote me wrong without seeing nothing wrong with the slavery we once suffered from them

Ogbeni leave that slavery story. Who sold our people into slavery? is it not the same blacks that sold fellow blacks into slavery for gun, gin and mirrors? The whites preyed on the inherent greed and primordial selfishness of our ancestors. The greed and selfishness is still evident in our characters and nature although in other forms in which bad leadership and unpatriotic citizenry is are part of.

ElsonMorali:
Lol. It's only the "developers" that are wailing.

Yet they will come here and tell you how they are the most successful ethnic group in Africa. Nay, in the whole wide world.

I just can't laugh abeg.

NB:

They blame everybody for their misfortune. From Lord Lugard, through Awolowo to Buhari.



Like someone said up there, Nigeria was once the toast of great nations.


Most people don't know that there was a time in the 70s when the Nigerian currency had more value than the dollar.

It amuses me when these crying cannibals cry about the disasters of this country, they always fail to mention the January 1966 coup and the role Aguiyi Ironsi and their lots played to put Nigeria in dire straits that we never recovered.

The whole bus plus the fuel inside no reach 41k.

martyns303:
I shouldn't have to bring this here, but I have exhausted other options.

mid last year I had to make an interstate journey and the only means available was by road. Shared a sit with this girl, around 28yrs old, tall and lighted skinned, didn't take long before we started talking. we got to our destination and thought we should exchange numbers, she was a lively person.

fast forward 2 weeks later, she called me that she needed to attend a wedding and that she's looking for money to buy "asoebi", she was like she wouldn't have called me if she had other options, i understand these things can be important to women, so I sent her N10k, she thanked me, called a couple of times to say hi.

Roughly a month after that, she called me again to say she went to visit someone in another state and what not and now she's stranded. I was going to say No, but my conscience won't let me, I tried to imagine if I were the one stranded like that, so I sent her money again. in all of this, I have never met her again after the first and last time we met.

December came and this girl called me to ask me what's for Christmas, laughed over it and told her nothing. she later sent me an sms asking me to please send her some money, at this point I felt I have had enough. I ignored her sms, she started calling me unending, sometimes I get as much as 15 missed calls from her. I blocked her number but then she would call with another number, blocked that too and she started calling me with private number. just this morning she sent me an sms saying why am I being WICKED. as in I don't understand, she's acting like I owe her or something.

Edited:

I am surprised at the number of people calling me names for helping someone. I wasn't looking to start anything with her, I have never given her such impression. I saw a grown woman who I felt was in need and I helped. I am no stranger to help, we have all helped people in different capacity, people we don't know, even here on NL, a faceless forum, people get help.

One thing I learn about myself and people is that I don't joke about what I don't want to do for them. If you asked for something I can't oblige, You will get an EMPHATIC NO or a big SORRY I CAN'T, I NO FIT. When you joke about it and present it lightly, they will start giving themselves hopes that you didn't give them.
One other thing, I don't dodge calls. I don't block calls. Whatever I will say to you will block you. As long as I am not owing you money or material, why should I dodge my calls.
Hungry ungrateful parasites full everywhere.

kalu61:
You mean the top bond I know can serve as starch

Na so, me sef learn am here. but read up this thread and follow the precautionary measures stated here.

Blonchilli:
Yes I am. I realized you don't have to apply it more than once else you might ruin the shirt. I've been able to reduce the texture. Please don't apply more than once. Else you'll get metal plate for shirt

Thanks, I will remember that.

Blonchilli:
A teaspoon would do. It won't be permanent but for a long period of time you would not have to add starch

Thanks,I had some small leftover TOP BOND in my kitchen. I used just one table spoon for two shirts and they came out really crisp shinny and newer even my wife dey admire. I been dey waste money for spray starch before.
You always learn new things for here every time. I hope you are having progress with the overstarched shirt.

sunsewa16:
yes ur right, na oregie side,they took me to,either by that cpm bus stop or within that area, I wonder what they have become of,if they are still alive.

That canal by that CPM church na there be them operational base na. Some are dead, some left the hustle, some smallie took over from them, the ones that are still in the hustle are still the way they were VERY HAGGARD, only much worse. Na that CPM church street I dey live na, about two houses near CPM. Ekundayo street. Those MOFOs later shifted operational office from Omowunmi street to My street. The very house opposite CPM church. Na my friend girlfriend papa get the building. I friend one of the man daughter sef for a brief period. The man is late now. He was their patron during this period. If I mention his name now, those wey be area go know but as I described, those wey know still know.
I don leave area now but I still dey enter Aj once a while.

sunsewa16:
was a victim of the first format 1994 at bale road AJ city when I was just a Johnny just come in Lagos (jjc)

Lol, them no carry you go back of canal for oregie side? them those guys na Kola, Afam, feeling good, etc from 2 omowunmi their base. Them no use omo wash money for you? did you see that their so called chemical? na coke and kerosene dem mix. My seat mate for secondary school lived in a compound and the landlord na their patron so he exposed all their secrets to me. They will send someone to buy omo and the guy man will open the omo on the way put a crisp naira note inside. They will put a light "chemical paper" cut in the size of money, put water and their fake chemical in a bucket then pout the omo detergent with the note unknown to you. They will then squeeze the chemical paper till it dissolve while pretending to wash money for you. They will now being out the crispy note hidden inside the omo detergent earlier.
The day one was foolish to stop me on the way one day, I called his name and the name of some of his colleagues and told him area supposed recognize area especially when him supposed dey see me for omowunmi street, he just burst out laughing. I used to wonder how people fall for their cheap tricks because they are always dirty, hungry looking with nothing better to do than smoking weed all and fighting all over oregie and Ajegunle those days. They grew to so much nuisance that they gang up to beat up area people that attempt to "knock" their job. We later chased them out of the community. The stubborn ones that refused to leave were given the beating of their lives.
Those areas don safe now. Na wetin never happen for street?

Observer225:
I don't think this fanatic is in his right senses... So u fink bubu restored Nigeria's dignity by setting up a coup.
Please man what exactly do u use in reasoning?

You can call it coup plotting but he was a good soldier that learnt and follow after his boss AGUIYI IRONSI. He led, others follow.

Paperwhite:
Solidifying democratic what
Coup-plotting is never a conventional operation in the military norms or the Nigerian democratic process.
The only thing Buhari have is the "quota system" concept that undeservedly got him into the army & the coup-plotting skills he learnt while there that he put to use during the;
-July 29th.1966 Northern counter coup while in Ikeja Cantoment against late Gen.JTU Ironsi.
-July 29th.1975 military coup against Rtd.Gen.Yakubu Chinwa Gowon.
-Dec.31st 1983 military coup against Shehu Shagari

So your fanatic support for Buhari should be guided by sound judgement.

The correct date should be January 15 (1966). That was the day Your uncle Aguiyi Ironsi destroyed our democracy. Tell your cousin Abaribe that.

Wiseandtrue:
In other words they accepted because it is associated with Abiola or what

Well I know for sure that if Gani Fawehinmi was alive, he will never accept that award

Especially from a chaotic Buhari

He is a NO double standard man

The man must be turning in his grave right now

Festus Keyamo said Buhari's government was the only one Gani ever supported. read the link for details http://dailypost.ng/2018/04/18/2019-festus-keyamo-speaks-buharis-campaign-spokesman/

purpledove:
This Muric of a group has turned to a media outlet.. Always reacting

Them be chemical na.

Thanks for this exposition. My toilet pipe is connected to the small lake at the back of my house. As a rule, I always close the lid of my toilet seat. My household adhere strictly to this rule. Anytime I want to use the toilet especially at night, I try to maintain acute alertness and watch out for any creepy crawlies. I will try to get that carbide as a standby measure.

Nairaland don dey turn to guguru and epa blog small small. This was the same story with attached headline as SARS OFFICERS KILLED BY CATTLE RUSTLERS" now CATTLE RUSTLERS don turn FULANI HERDSMEN.

hapiness44:
Good Morning Nairalanders.

I don't know If I am posting in the right section, but kindly help a sister.

My Fiance is a furniture maker and has a workshop in Mushin, he is really really good and I am trying to use my little means to help him increase his clientele and get more jobs.

If you, your friends or Families have furnitures to make for your homes or offices; chairs, beds, office workspace, anything at all, kindly reach out on this thread. No fraud whatsoever, main reason I used my real username.

NB: If you also need pictures of his previous works, I can share. God bless.

You can start by sharing pictures of his works here. You never know who might need his services.

onatisi:
he didnt o, his words were twisted but it serves him right , that was the same way they were twisting gej statements then . so let the firing begin

Which of GEJ's statements were 'twisted'?