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HealthRe: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by jclassiq(m): 6:37pm On Mar 31, 2021
When one lab scientist guy had to insert this long object(swab) deep into my penis to collect pus sample for an STI test. He was massaging my penis, twisting it up and down. Omg.

Thank God it was a man. Whew!!
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels, Ned Nwoko & Their Son, Munir On A Private Jet (Photos) by jclassiq(m): 10:03pm On Mar 28, 2021
Trimjos:
That private jet belongs to Arthur Eze.

It is being managed by Triax Air (also belonging to Arthur Eze)
So how come they are in it? They borrowed it?
PoliticsRe: Heavy Military Presence In Onitsha, Army Mounts Roadblocks In Search Of ESN by jclassiq(m): 10:19am On Mar 24, 2021
Makemefit12op:
The cowardice Fulani army are looking for an unknown gunmen and ESN by creating a roadblock.

This army is a joke.
*Cowardly*

But this is so hilarious honestly. Hahahaha
PoliticsRe: PDP Tells Mai Buni To Resign by jclassiq(m): 7:39pm On Mar 23, 2021
post=100148116:
It will do our nation a lot of good to have another opposition party for real.

No one listens to this dead, buried and forgotten party of crooks, criminals and looters again for many years now.

Maybe APGA or FRESH party should take over as the main opposition party in this nation, not the evil part that ran this country down patapata, taking us 100 years back as a nation.

PDP in Nigeria again?!
Dont you ever get tired of this your boring yammering everyday?
FamilyRe: The Benefits Of Marrying Young Even If You Are Poor by jclassiq(m): 12:32pm On Mar 23, 2021
Chirowman:
Marriage is not for children,if you are not financially stable abort mission .if not hypertension will use you eat food, how can a poor young man of 22 to 25 who hasn't figured out what futures holds .not to talk of having his own better life talk of marriage , marriage is not about sex and children what of the responsibilities involved or they didn't tell you . Manner doesn't fall from heaven again , unless you and the girl you are getting married too has acquired skills . If not you are heading to mission impossible .
Apparently the poster is just sexually charged young man who hasn't tasted the reality of life. No wonder he keeps hammering on "better sex" this "better sex" that. He presumes marriage is just about sex. Good luck to him tho
FamilyRe: The Benefits Of Marrying Young Even If You Are Poor by jclassiq(m): 12:30pm On Mar 23, 2021
GloryGlory01:
I am happily married with two boys. You see, I practise what I preach.
And you married young and poor too, I guess.
BusinessRe: Checkout What I Saved From My Piggy Bank After 5 Months by jclassiq(m): 11:46am On Mar 23, 2021
UyaiIncomparabl:
Don't mind him. He's a well-known scammer (AKA RedSquid, RedPanther, Bluesparks, Businesscity) etc. All he posts here are imaginary businesses. Put your money in there and see him vanish.
I thought as much. The person is being economical with the truth.
CelebritiesRe: Williams Uchemba New Cars And House (Pictures) by jclassiq(m): 3:36pm On Mar 22, 2021
Zzor:
What's his source of money,don't tell me acting please.I don't trust him
Ok. Not acting.
BusinessRe: Checkout What I Saved From My Piggy Bank After 5 Months by jclassiq(m): 2:52pm On Mar 22, 2021
BlueSparks:
You Started well. Your finishing is bad

By saying Christmas Don set, it means you want to squander.


Let me advice you


Put the money in a fixed deposit for six months where you can't withdraw. Start another set. When it reaches 105k withdraw and add to the 95k. That makes it 200k.

Invest it in a year long business that you can make 200/300k. This means you'll have 400/500k. Then scale up your business activities


Don't be a waster please. Be investment-minded?
Pls sir can you enlighten me on such year long business you made mention of thats capable of generating 200k return on investment?
EducationRe: Rape: Stephen Ukenna, Covenant University Lecturer Arrested For Defiling Student by jclassiq(m): 9:34pm On Mar 16, 2021
Henrydonland:
Mmm!! so you are stylishly abusing me abi.For your information I am wiser than you and your ancestors combined.
Una go just dey find trouble where trouble no dey. Nawa for humans.
Christianity EtcRe: The Message Of The Kingdom Of GOD by jclassiq(m): 2:11pm On Mar 14, 2021
Truefaith:
Christ is THE RIGHTEOUSNESS for people who know the true God.

It is not something you achieve by efforts.

It is something you inherit when you become a true believer in the death and resurrection of the Lord Jesus Christ for your sins, when you become a child of God.

Readers should be careful on what the writer here defines by his righteousness: his definitions give the impression of something you attain by your works.

That is not Christianity


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVZW54O69z4

www.thetruechristianfaith.com
This mentality is why many people still live in grave sin but they keep deceiving thellmselves that they are saved.

You must work out your salvation with fear and trembling.

You dont go on living in sin with the silly excuse that salvation is not by works.

Repent sir. Pls.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Introversion Is Such A Bad Personality Trait by jclassiq(m): 2:29pm On Mar 13, 2021
Above every other thing anyone will tell you.....


STOP PORNOGRAPHY AND MASTURBATION!!!!

If you can do that, I promise you that 85% of your issues have been solved.

And if you haven't started yet... Pls in the name of God, dont start!!
RomanceRe: I Said No To My Girlfriend For The First Time And She Feels Like Dying by jclassiq(m): 10:49pm On Mar 02, 2021
Henrymorre:
I'm.igbo, she is also Igbo, she is learning how to sow cloth, so yeah I will say
Sorry o bro, is your babes name comfort or ada?
FamilyRe: How Do People Who Don't Drink Or Smoke Relief Their Anger? by jclassiq(m): 7:30pm On Feb 15, 2021
Honestly I do nothing. I simply mull over the whole scenario in my head for as long as it takes
to forget about it completely. Sometimes 30 minutes, sometimes 2 days, sometimes one week - depending on the severity of the incident.

But I have to be honest, it can be really depressing.
FoodRe: How To Make Spicy Goat Meat Stew (video) by jclassiq(m): 4:14pm On Feb 01, 2021
Agboriotejoye:
Why did you remove the tatashe seed? Those are a good source of fibre,
It's much better using palm oil to cook goat meat especially when the meat is grilled.
Bitter taste, I suppose
FoodRe: How To Make Spicy Goat Meat Stew (video) by jclassiq(m): 4:13pm On Feb 01, 2021
But this woman did not utter a word in the entire video. Where is the tiny voice nowhuh?
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Told Her Ex That I'm Ugly by jclassiq(m): 4:30am On Jan 29, 2021
Mann11:
I hacked her WhatsApp some months ago.
Although I've seen many chats of hers that left much to be desired, this present one is the height of it! She was chatting with her ex and they both inquired how their present relationships are going. She told him I'm not handsome. I'm really heartbroken at the moment.

He: How is your current relationship?
She: He is nice and caring just like you but not handsome.

He: Lol, how do you mean he's not handsome?
She: He's not, I can't lie to you

He: Why did you go for someone that is not handsome, o wrong naw
She: I don't even know how I fall for him jhare

He: How did you meet him?
She: He was formerly staying in our area.
She: In fact, I always find it difficult to kiss him. He's very neat o, but I don't know why I can't kiss him
It's been long I kissed and that was the last time I visited you
He: Oya come lemme kiss you.
The next thing was she sent my picture to him, maybe for the guy to see how ugly I'm.
He: But he is okay naw. Abi he's not serious with you ni? He's looking serious already sef
She: Laughing ( she sends a laughing sticker)
I felt like crying honestly

What should I do? I feel like dumping the fool
Let me get one thing clear though. By saying that you are "nice and caring", I'm sure she meant that you give her money and other material stuff with reckless abandon?
PoliticsRe: Disabled: Debola Daniel Shares His Frustration Living In Nigeria With Disability by jclassiq(m): 8:42pm On Jan 28, 2021
JidennaJason:
Now I understand that part of the Bible where God said and I quote;

"Before I formed you in the womb I knew you"

Imagine if this guy was not having any form of disability, Debola Daniels would have been one pompous nuisance intimidating people because his father is the number one man in the state.



Our God works in mysterious ways....

To God be the glory.
So he crippled him. So he won't intimidate you.
Chai.
Music/RadioRe: I Just Recorded A Song With My Life Savings, Am So Depressed Right Now. by jclassiq(m): 8:39pm On Jan 28, 2021
geunik:
You are an introvert. Fine most superstars are. They only show the world another part of them which is not really. Now you don't go to stage for the first time with your eyes naked before the crowd. You need shade. I mean dark eyeglasses. Even tuface and the likes use it in most cases. But the amount you said you spend does not matter. What j am interested is in i hope you no borrow
You have experience sir. God bless you.
How do you go on a stage with those superstars and keep your eyes bare like that?

Everyone has fears and insecurities. But some people manage to mask their own very well.

I think this guy needs a manager or something.
Music/RadioRe: I Just Recorded A Song With My Life Savings, Am So Depressed Right Now. by jclassiq(m): 8:31pm On Jan 28, 2021
ChiefAfonja:
grin

Let me remind you that. Recording your songs with the last amount in your account doesn't guarantee your blowing.

So just keep your mind at 50/50

And go look for cash for massive music promotion if not no body go hear your songs.

This is when your spending just started if you mean business.

I am a music producer, you must not spend all that huge cash, because those guys you hear will bill you madly because of their names.

But all you need was a young talented producer to give you dope beats, very nice recording and then stem out everything..

You can then send to a mix engineer to finish the job for you. That would have saved you half of what you spent cheesy
Bros are you resident in lagos? If yes, how can we meet?
Music/RadioRe: I Just Recorded A Song With My Life Savings, Am So Depressed Right Now. by jclassiq(m): 8:30pm On Jan 28, 2021
Hmmm.
PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed: Kukah's Nepotism Statement Can Trigger Unintended Consequences by jclassiq(m): 4:16pm On Dec 30, 2020
SilverNorGold:
For once, I must admit that President Muhammadu Buhari has failed... President Buhari has failed WOEFULLY to deal ruthlessly with this anarchist parading himself as a Bishop! Too bad and I am highly disappointed in him!..

Instead of you to do justice, you are merely issuing warnings? Really? Is it until these pharisees and sadducees burn down Nigeria before you understand they are criminals and terrorists hiding under the cloak of religion to unleash mayhem? Please DO SOMETHING URGENTLY! beloved father! Save us! Save Nigeria! Deal ruthlessly with enemies of this great country!

May God grant you the strength and wisdom to flush them out!

God bless all patriotic Nigerians.
God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria!
Mugu. So what do you advice your papa to do to boko haram and Fulani herdsmen? Pamper them abi? Odé.
RomanceRe: The Most Memorable Gift Your Partner/Lover Got You This Year? by jclassiq(m): 4:09pm On Dec 30, 2020
A tea cup with my picture on it with some really cute write up. But we aren't compatible.
RomanceRe: Introverted Guys, How Did You Meet Your Girlfriends? by jclassiq(m): 10:10pm On Nov 24, 2020
I'm Introverted but I make it a point of duty to chase any woman who comes under my radar. Even tho I value beauty but intelligence is super attractive to me.

I'm currently seeking for a life partner tho
CelebritiesRe: Leaked Video: 9ice Begs His Wife Over Cheating Scandal by jclassiq(m): 7:58pm On Nov 21, 2020
Its safe to say that this is a very lame attempt at stirring up controversy so he can try to salvage whatever is left of his 'almost finished' career.

Nice try young man, well done.

And to think that someone actually believes he is dumb enough to let a random girl capture him on video during a romphuh Oh please.
AgricultureRe: Photos Of An Igbo Herdswoman Who Is A UNN Graduate by jclassiq(m): 7:39am On Nov 21, 2020
Samakus:
That's a stressful venture. I won't do it, let alone ask my sister to do it. Good luck to her. I prefer working smart
Dont say stressful, say risky.

And she's value thats why she still in the biz.
PoliticsRe: Onu, Kalu, Okorocha, Others Keep Mum As Umahi Defects To APC by jclassiq(m): 7:24pm On Nov 20, 2020
contigiency:
They complained that Dave Umahi refused to consult them in all of these. That to me is being disrespectful. If Dave Umahi has the humility he is claiming, he should have started his consultation from home, instead of jumping ahead of them to Abuja, thereby treating them as if they don't matter.
UMAHI and ONU are from one town and trust me, they are ARCH ENEMIES..
CareerRe: You Earn #200k A Month But Your Boss Is Always Angry & Abusive? by jclassiq(m): 11:19am On Oct 12, 2020
My man this is my sincere advice:

If you value your mental health, then sit down this minute and draft your exit plan. Give yourself a maximum of 3 years after which you will bid him farewell (if he doesn't sack you before then of course).

Your life is worth more than even 1m salary. And I say your life because bullying is a sure recipe for depression, which ultimately leads to suicide. Be smart bro. Good luck.
CelebritiesRe: Phyno Celebrates His 34th Birthday Today by jclassiq(m): 2:09pm On Oct 09, 2020
Realtalk20:
This man grin

There is just something I like about him, and it's not his music.

He just has class. He doesn't come off as thuggish or trying too hard to be posh, he is just natural.. This type won't do Yahoo or drugs to keep up the gram life nope! he doesn't send that.

He is a typical O.G man...

This type won't try to impress or bully you. He reminds me of jadakiss or Sheek louch

True O.Gees who always return to their block

Edited I left out Styles P because he too thugged out. Styles P aka Pinero the ghost is just too hardcore to ever be a gentleman despite whatever he thinks
Omo, by these names you mentioned you just won yourself a true fan bro. You are a Real OG!! Those D-block guys are like my all-time favs I swear.
PoliticsRe: Buhari: It Makes No Sense For Oil To Be Cheaper In Nigeria Than Saudi Arabia by jclassiq(m): 11:16am On Oct 01, 2020
Its a very shameful statement coming from buhari.
CultureRe: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by jclassiq(m): 1:03am On Sep 10, 2020
KendrickAyomide:
what about NwaAmaikpe ?
Convicted or condemned child.

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