₦airaland Forum

Zydote:
https://punchng.com/tinubu-group-offsets-40-abuja-patients-hospital-bills/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1662070556

The bill no reach ₦100 million wey e pay for form, so.....

Some months younger than Charlie Boy, yet looks like his derelict uncle.

Keep lying, you old fossil.

By the time you end up in a paleontology lab, we will hear the lies you'll tell us then.

NtiObaEneke:
This aunty can never be a victim of domestic violence.

Unless her boyfriend is Ivan Drago or Yuri Boyka.

Then, they will quarrel and kill each other.

SATANICALLY666:
https://dailytrust.com/2023-i-wont-allow-influential-politicians-intimidate-nigerians-buhari

APC better suspend this man for ANTI-PARTY ACTIVITIES.

VeryWickedMan:
I'm proud of her

Of course!

Addme:
Just thinking about the report myself. Gbongan is in Osun State and he said they are heading to Lagos, won't they pass through Ibadan in Oyo State first?
Abi I no know the road again ni.

I just tire for Naija politicians.

They think we are all olódo like them.

Wawelexy:
See as them murder am like ileya cow, say no to cultism...

Say no to coverups.

This ain't cultism, and you know that I know that you know it.

Mile 12 NURTW is lucrative as all other parks in Lagos. It's about money, power and politics.

This sounds somehow.

A pic of a damaged humvee.

A report of many kidnapped, yet somehow he was sure none died.

Finally, he telepathically found out the destination of the kidnappers.

Oh, and BTW, Gbongan is in Osun State.

Dis story no add up.

I'm Obidient, though.

I agree with him on that.

mangood74:
PACKAGING 101

Airbrush 101

plaindealer:
Not a fan of Reno, but I see a lot of sense here.

Peter Obi and his followers are always dodging Mondays. Why? Una dey fear your own people?

The day that matters most, Election day, is it on a Monday?

ccjoe:
I haven't been able to sleep since yesterday. I'm a promising young guy and still in school and this girl is my bestie in school.
We do it regularly and without condom, I never knew it will end like this.
Pls i'm just an orphan and still very young.. I need advice on how to handle this situation now..

##Mature minds only and no insult pls.

Seriously?

Alpharey:
We know una strategy, kole werk.. All Apc and Pdp supporters must first of all March through SAMBISA FOREST, catch all the Bandits, bring them to book, jail all of them before we the Obidients take your candidates serious. No be only una get werey

No mind de pigs.

Election Na Saturday, no sit at home for Election day.

Den go collect.

Mufakirnaqdiun:
This Reno ehn,be like e get personal b**f with obi.
Peter seem like a gentle boy but I dey fear Nigeria politicians once they get the Power.

He get personal BEAF.

Those who know, know.

There's nothing there for thieves like you to share, right?

Same old lie

Zonefree:
A woman that is not conversant with Bedmatic skills is as useless as the P in Psychology.

Are you married to a working Mom?

alaribe1992:
Agbado and cassava

Yes o!!

NwaNimo1:
[img]https://giffiles./216/216347.gif[/img]

See his cap?

Yeah.......

That's the lying cap on his head.

LaSenior:
my own na suya and Ice cream

We are still dating not married but planning to go see her parent next month

We were friends for 8months before we started dating now for 1 year and its as if we just started we have our own fair share of disagreement but but las las she dey give me wotowoto

Marry her and come talk with the real men.

SIMONEKPA7:
Bad guy.... You Sabi d code

Suya and yoghurt every night after regular supper?

All she'll be getting is FAT.

Divay22:
Once a year

Na so de husband worwor reach!?

Kingcalls:
Acting woke and decieving urself will not help uand the world ... there are always consequences

She should get posted to an all-black public high school.

Na de basketball team go finish am.

Baronthecelebri:
Nice one from the parents

If na Naija ehn, na Principal go kpokpo her finish!

Na she go run las-las.

Jennifer663:
Betterment of our children.

Betterment abi "finishment"?

Staphylococcus:
If you want to be at peace with your conscience, you can also sell and donate proceeds to charity.


It’s not worth it!

Oga,

Na my vote naa.

Make I use am as I like.

Akmahoghany:
Dey yonder dey make mouth.....

I hope I can remember to tag you when I'm done casting my vote.

Staphylococcus:
Home or abroad, the status quo remains same! It’s still a waste of vote!

Use your flight ticket budget to go on vacation to the Bahama’s

It’s absurd and terrifying, knowing you plan flying into the country to vote for Peter Obi who is 100% guaranteed to lose.

Please save yourself the stress and enjoy life! Some efforts are guaranteed to not yield proceeds.

We are THE VOTE WASTERS!

Staphylococcus:
Better sell your votes and use proceeds to eat catfish pepper soup with orange juice!

A vote for Obi is a waste of vote!

You just cannot stare at the reality facing you.

If I was in Nigeria right now, I would host you at a nice catfish place, make you chop pack go house sef.

Las-las, you no fit chop pass ₦30k.

Mind you, I'll be home to vote, by God's grace.

I have my PVC, and I'm not afraid to use it.

Sebi na Keyamo tok am....

He's doing his job.

Nothing wrong with that.

I'm voting for Obi, though, and that's all there is to it.

This is great.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Nice...you see am the boy sister even assist

"I gave him advice on the route, on the flight, so that I could be useful to him."

But our Nigeria girls nor dey assist us for anything other than to bill us dry

Even as we dey that air dey fly them go still call us dey demand

Na him elder sister naa.....

Your elder sister dey bill you?

VeeVeeMyLuv:
Thank God the incident wasn't from an autoclave

Superheated steam?

Haba!