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PoliticsRe: Tinubu: Bishops At Shettima’s Unveiling Not Fake – MURIC Replies CAN by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:17pm On Jul 22, 2022
So mumuric now knows bishops more than CAN, abi?

Yeye dey smell.
CrimeRe: Kidnapped Student Of Arthur Jarvis University Rescued, 3 Killed (Graphic) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:48pm On Jul 22, 2022
dyera:
If it was Fulani herdsmen that kidnapped her, they would not have killed them like this.
My brother!

Kidnapping na risky line of business for who no be Fulani.
CrimeRe: Kidnapped Student Of Arthur Jarvis University Rescued, 3 Killed (Graphic) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:47pm On Jul 22, 2022
kenzo25:
I think say na Fulani herdsmen kidnapped her
At all!

If na dem, notin wey police fit do o.
HealthRe: A Kidney Now Costs $262,000; Heart, $119,000, UN Warns Nigerians by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:44pm On Jul 22, 2022
duality:
Looks like ritual killing has become global.
Most of those so-called "ritual killings" are organ harvesting.

₦151 million for 1 kidney, normal pessin get 2 o, plus 1 heart, 1 liver and 1 pancreas!

Harvest all from 2 people, no be around ₦1 billion you dey look so?

Which money ritual reach am again?
HealthRe: A Kidney Now Costs $262,000; Heart, $119,000, UN Warns Nigerians by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:42pm On Jul 22, 2022
PoliticsRe: Governor Yahaya Bello Mocks Tinubu (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:12am On Jul 22, 2022
pol23:
Tinubu,the most hated have the highest chance of being the winner.
Obi the most love have lowest chance of being the winner.
Vote will most likely be .
Tinubu: 40%
Atiku: 35%
Obi: 25%
I will prefer an Atiku than Tinubu.
I would prefer an Obi than Atiku.
But I will vote for Atiku.
A vote for Atiku is a vote to stop APC.
A vote for Obi is a vote to show power truly belongs to the people….. but this won’t stop the next phase of our suffering.
Please read the bolded again.

Read one more time.

Does it make sense to you?

How can the most hated have the most votes?

If he has the most votes, then it means he's the most loved and preferred.
PoliticsRe: Fact Check: Are Bishops, Pastors Who Attended Shettima's Unveiling Fake? by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:16am On Jul 22, 2022
plaindealer:
https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2022/07/21/fact-check-are-bishops-pastors-who-attended-tinubus-unveiling-of-shettima-fake/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter
For the purpose of fair argument, let's even concede that the 2 you mentioned were real and they were there.

There were up to 30 (or more) and you say they are all real because you managed to name 1 or 2?

I guess if your son scores 2 over 30 in a crucial exam, you will praise him for passing with flying colours!

Ọ̀dẹ̀!
HealthRe: WHO Announces Funding To Roll-out For First-ever Malaria Vaccine In Africa by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:54pm On Jul 21, 2022
WibusJaga:
I no mind to queue up & pay for this kind vaccine. No be that yeye Covid-419 jab.
grin

Do you know what is really inside?

Just because they called it Malaria vaccine, doesn't mean it necessarily is, you know.

Let them also use it on their children and turn it over to our own scientists to analyse before use.

We have NAFDAC for a reason.
CrimeRe: Mimi, A Popular Tiktoker Dies After Boyfriend Allegedly Used Her For Rituals by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:46pm On Jul 21, 2022
iamwilliamsfx:
Now her followers never leave her?
No.

They should follow her ghost.
PoliticsRe: Moment Shettima Acknowledged 30 "Bishops" From The Christian Faith (video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:01am On Jul 21, 2022
igbotormentor:
Only Igbos are against Tinubu and some other political components, they are planting thorns and devil's apple, 2023 will be an interesting year.
grin

Alagbado of agbado land!

Cassava crushing machine!
PoliticsRe: Clerics At Shettima's Unveiling Not Hired - Tinubu by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:59am On Jul 21, 2022
obailala:
The faces of those clerics on the queue is what I find most amusing. Kaii... poverty na bastard!
They're not clerics.
CrimeRe: Young Man Racially Profiled And Beaten By Police In USA (Graphic Content) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:25pm On Jul 20, 2022
heendrix:
But a white mass shooter would be treated with kids glove while a traffic offender is being tased in the face, it's sickening tbh

Reason why I tell lotta folks travelling abroad is and would never be an achievement, you'd always be a 3rd class citizen and that's after the Chinese and Hispanics have claimed the 2nd
The police don't get to arrest many white mass shooters these days.

They usually get shot dead by citizens who are packing heat themselves.
TravelRe: Bear Ate Billionaire Couple And Pilot After Their Helicopter Crashed In Russia(P by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:22pm On Jul 20, 2022
Light78:
There should be guns in every helicopter in case something like that happens again.


A billionaire should have a licensed pistol or short gun.
Bruh.

The crash killed them.

The Bears snacked on their already dead bodies.
FamilyRe: His Maid Is Pregnant For Him And He Wants Abortion by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:06pm On Jul 20, 2022
Maverick777:
Top of the day Fam!

A close buddy of mine is in deep shit, just 2 days back he confided in me telling me his maid (who the wife employed herself) is 14weeks pregnant!

HOW IT UNFOLDED
Earlier in the year, his wife got an invite to do her masters program in Scotland and they have a 5year old Son, so she elected they employ a maid since she couldn't take him along, she even did so herself.

The husband is a pilot and always never at home (the security the wife had I guess), now I don't know whatever went on in his tiny head, they got intimate (just once) and boom! she caught the shot expertly.. He said she's being showing symptoms since he got back from travel, so he took her for a test and its confirmed.

I guess she knew all along but did nothing on purpose, because I don't want to believe that a 22year old girl would be comfortable not flowing for 3 months (not like she's a novice).
Now, his wife is due back in September, and he's scheduled to travel again by Monday(to return only God knows when).

So technically, his wife might even return before him.

He asked for my suggestion and help, because he mentioned abortion to her and she refuted saying she nearly died after the last one she did, so the doctor warned her sternly against it.

I told him that the best I can advise/do for him is to take her in until she puts to bed. let him tell his wife she ran off with a guy or something of the sort. then we take it up from there after delivery.

The situation is one dicey and fragile one, if not handled carefully with wisdom, can ruin a lot!

I thought they existed in Nollywood only oh...

Any mature suggestion is welcome.
The maid has got him!

grin

De babe like de Oga and the idiot sef enta trap like hungry grasscutter.

He should call Yul Edochie for mentorship. That's my advice.
BusinessRe: Sinoma Is Constructing A Cement Plant In Kogi (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:04pm On Jul 20, 2022
brandsoncharlie:
I know this very company, they constructed some of their plant in Accra, na Chinese company.
They are in Dangote Cement at Obajana as we speak.
BusinessRe: Sinoma Is Constructing A Cement Plant In Kogi (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:03pm On Jul 20, 2022
jumper524:
To be completed in 2 years??
Most project when dem dey forecast to finish in two years no dey finish in the end.
If na lie ask dangote refinery and 2nd Niger bridge.
Bro, if Sinoma says they will complete it in 2 years, they will!

Those guys construct like ants!
BusinessRe: Sinoma Is Constructing A Cement Plant In Kogi (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:59pm On Jul 20, 2022
Sinoma is already on ground in Obajana, having constructed the OCP Line 5 production line.

They have been there for years, in fact, because they are running the Line for now.

But the company dey somehow sha.....
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Camp Hired ‘Unknown Bishops’ To Venue Of Unveiling Of Shettima - Sahara R by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:54pm On Jul 20, 2022
DTutu1:
grin cheesy grin
Nothing weh person nogo see.
Vestment for political gathering?
HABA!!


We are wiser!

But who advice una?
Toh!

Vestments but no Miter!

Westin we want call diswan now?

If de regalia complete now, we for tok say den wan do Holy Communion Service.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Camp Hired ‘Unknown Bishops’ To Venue Of Unveiling Of Shettima - Sahara R by Jeezuzpick(m):
Fahdiga:
First time bishops without parishes. Merely looking at them one will easily deduce that they are MC Oluomo faction of NURTW thugs recruited to wear oversized, dirty and hemp smelling cassock for the first time just to dip their leprous fingers into the agbado pot. But just like their master used to say, they will labour in vain. Nigerians are not decieved.
They have no idea what a Bishop looks like! grin

Dem no see Bishop Kukah?

Bishops look as fresh as any governor, minister or senator can look.

They are driven in air-conditioned SUVs and live in palatial Bishop's Courts.

These are obviously fakes!

See the veins on their foreheads!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu & The Drug Money Saga: Plainsite Has Been Reported To Google - Hundeyin by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:49pm On Jul 19, 2022
cybersoldiers:
Bro, who give that foul brain?

Na copy and paste 30k monthly APC job.
grin
PoliticsRe: Tinubu & The Drug Money Saga: Plainsite Has Been Reported To Google - Hundeyin by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:54pm On Jul 19, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
This was exactly how they killed Twitter with their bigotry and hatred for Asiwaju Tinubu ( and President Buhari) because he is not from their tribe and religion.

These minority hate him so much and have hated him since 2015 as he keeps defeating them and their sponsors. So they will go to all evil extent including bringing down the labour of others just to blame him for being better than those less competent candidates they support. Yet they will still lose.

The website obviously does not own the documents it purportedly uploads. It must have been catfished. They are going down.

They are welcome to ipob terrorists and their co-conspirator's brand of badluck. They have not even started their lamentation yet.

The website owners will watch their descent into badluck after badluck in the same way these same set of losers afflicted Twitter with badluck upon badluck.

Before their very own eyes, they will see how everything they have built will be wrecked with badluck. They do not know how to build o but they know how to destroy the platforms others have built.

To my fellow patriotic Nigerians, please ignore the naysayers, bigots and hate-filled terrorists losers and their sympathizers and vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.

Asiwaju Tinubu is the most capable and the most competent among all the Presidential candidates. Vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.

All the enemies of Nigeria and all the enemies of Asiwaju Tinubu will lose las las. They always lose.
May God bless Nigeria for ever.

Why do I want you to vote for Asiwaju Tinubu?

Please vote for Asiwaju-Shettima if you want the best and most competent pair to take Nigeria to greater heights.

Read Tinubunomics: Dissecting Tinubu’s economic track records https://www.nairaland.com/7222062/tinubunomics-dissecting-tinubus-economic-track

Asiwaju Tinubu deserves your vote because he is the best among them.

Asiwaju Tinubu towers over all of them in terms of competency and illustrous records of feats in public service
Please vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.


Asiwaju Tinubu is extremely competent and capable to lead Nigeria to greater heights. He is an excellent experienced public administrator and a Patriot to the core.

Asiwaju Tinubu is a brilliant visionary leader who will keep his promise to take Nigeria to greater heights.

I may need to take you down memory lane of his account of stewardship in public office in case you do not know or trying to ignore the significance of Asiwaju's sterling performance in office as a reason he is being rewarded with support today.

As the Executive Governor of Lagos State, Asiwaju Tinubu recovered what is now called Eko Atlantic from the raging Atlantic ocean Lagos Bar beach coast line flooding (for decades that problem even some of the more developed nations explain away as climate change problems) defied all solutions by FG and the highbrow strategic Victoria Island was deteriorating fast with businesses, embassies, hotels etc exiting VI in droves. During that time, the Atlantic ocean flooding reach the fringes of Ozumba after the flood completely take over Adetokunbo Ademola. Lagos State Government under the brilliant , resourceful and hardworking Asiwaju Tinubu solved that herculean challenge and today, VI is back to its glory.

It was Asiwaju Tinubu that brought back the Lagos Central Business District and Broad street commercial nerve centre of Nigeria back to life after it was abandoned, it's Asiwaju Tinubu who built major roads from Oregun to Lawanson to Igando LASU to as far as Badagry etc.

Asiwaju Tinubu is the one who fixed the horrible waste problem we had in Lagos and that LASTMA and BRT you see were created by Asiwaju. Asiwaju Tinubu was the one who got Lagos State to be part of the owners of Econet and unlike Delta State where the shares were sold and funds pocketed, Lagos State Shares were warehoused with professional investors in the state investment agency called Ibile holdings.

Asiwaju Tinubu increased bursaries to students of Lagos State origin (NULASS) and made public schools free for all Lagosians regardless of your tribe, religion or political party affiliation after his administration had successfully returned missionary schools to their original owners( other states later copied Lagos) . It was during his tenure that Ikeja General Hospital became a teaching Hospital, upgraded most of the clinics to General Hospitals giving free health to the 5 years and below and Lagosians of 65 years and above age group. .

The fund that BRF used to quickly build infrastructures were the LGA funds withheld by Pa Obasanjo and despite that Asiwaju Tinubu never owed salaries.
When the purchase of FG refineries by Alhaji Dangote was cancelled by HE Yardua, Alhaji Aliko Dangote ran to Asiwaju Tinubu after most state governments and governors in the SS gave Dangote a cold shoulder. Today, through the assistance Asiwaju Tinubu gave Aliko Dangote, Dangote Refinery is taking off to help us stop the petrol subsidy killing our naira and public finances.


Asiwaju Tinubu is loyal to those who paid the ultimate price for our democracy and today heroes like Bagauda Kalto, Pa Alfred Rewane, Pa Abraham Adesanya etc are immortalized in Lagos . One of the most memorable achievements of Asiwaju Tinubu for me was helping to stop the blood letting and recurring Hausa-Yoruba/OPC war in Idi Araba and Agege. Those hellish period of unrest defied even the effort of past military state administrators of Lagos but Asiwaju Tinubu was able to solve it.

That Lagos State Government civil service is regarded as the best in Nigeria is due to the hardwork Asiwaju Tinubu did to reform it, created Tutors-Generals offices, improved harmonized pay structure, best pension scheme for civil servants etc.
I can go on and on to educate you on the legacies of Asiwaju Tinubu still standing till today as my reasons for my confidence in Asiwaju Tinubu sir/ma

That's why my appeal goes to you my fellow patriotic Nigerians to please vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.
Please vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.
-Sunkanmi Vaughan
Meanwhile, if you want free business ideas and directory of money sources, please check my signature. Cheers.
Omo!

Only you, you type all dis long shit?

Your alert go loud o!
CrimeRe: Lady Recounts How She & Other Passengers Were Attacked By Bandits In Kogi (Video by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:50pm On Jul 19, 2022
Anaerobi:
So even Kogi is not safe?

I wish we will all give Peter Obi chance to tackle this problems we are facing.
Even, kẹ̀?

Lemme tell you, after Kaduna and maybe Niger, Kogi is the next in frequency of kidnappings by Fulani.
CrimeRe: Lady Recounts How She & Other Passengers Were Attacked By Bandits In Kogi (Video by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:48pm On Jul 19, 2022
After the rant, she should thank God that the bandits conserved bullets by not spraying the bus and leaving them all dead.

APCheat urchins will not come here and spew.their usual rubbish o.

This is the reality of what their government has turned Nigeria into.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Salvador, Hundreds Of Supporters Join Labour Party by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:38pm On Jul 19, 2022
PresidObi:
LP to the world.

All I see is a sudden realization by most Nigerians about the need to jettison sychophancy and support credible candidates who will change the negative story about Nigeria.

We are voting for individuals who has the capacity to transform Nigeria in the shortest possible time, end insecurity, provide enabling environment for jobs and a thriving economy which will prioritise production of goods and services, generating the needed export goods and earning good foreign exchange.

Our youths will be so busy doing agriculture, commerce and office work that nobody will remember what is insecurity again. Salaries and wages will surge as a result of good profits, making taxes rise for the government to do infrastructural development.

Vote for Peter Obi and Yusuf Datti Baba Ahmed for president.

Nigeria will surely change for the best.
All the best to Obi/Datti come 2023, but, what I see here is an opportunist career politician and not a person who cares about the people.
FamilyRe: Wife Throws Her Nigerian Husband Stuffs Out Of His Own Home (pic/vid) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:57am On Jul 19, 2022
sekem:
One of the evils of feminism.

The useless SIMP is even still calling her sweetheart

Sweet heart my arse.
So what would you have done differently?

I'm sure you would have dealt her a few slaps and kicks to her stomach, and been set for a long time in prison.

It's not Nigeria, dude!

Face the reality of life out there.
PoliticsRe: Political Thugs Attack Nathaniel Agunbiade's House, Properties Destroyed by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:50pm On Jul 18, 2022
Kul3ger:
This one use style resemble family affair vawulence
Something tells me he's a TOP (Aregbe group) member.
Foreign AffairsRe: Heat Apocalypse' Hits Europe ( Pics, Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:44pm On Jul 18, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
Ordinary 40°c. Weak race.
Their coniferous trees exude sap that contains hydrocarbons, that's why it's dangerous to have heat in the 40s range (Celsius) in temperate regions.

Very easy to start forest fires.

In Africa, pipu go light fire dey pursue rat, notin go hapun.
PoliticsRe: ‘Don’t Despair Over Osun, Victory Awaits Tinubu In 2023’ - Support Group by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:35pm On Jul 18, 2022
mighty2:
‘Don’t despair over Osun, victory awaits Tinubu in 2023’
•Support group urges APC to remain calm

https://thenationonlineng.net/dont-despair-over-osun-victory-awaits-tinubu-in-2023/
Na final crashing for 2022.
RomanceRe: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:01pm On Jul 18, 2022
Haynnie:
Many netizens online have taken to their social media page to share their experience of how their first parents found out they are having sex and some had it good while some had it bad. (My parents still believe in a virgin grin and yes I kept it going but they don't know what john Thomas has seen grin)

So have you been caught or how did your parents get to know you are have started having sex?

Let's keep the thread going.
Not only my parents knew, everyone knew o!

It was public knowledge!

My Pastor sef knew!

Guess what?

They were happy!

Because I just wedded my darling wife.
CelebritiesRe: Sola Onayiga ‘Kitchen Practical’ Is Dead by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:19pm On Jul 18, 2022
EdemIboro:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/entertainment/nollywood/543391-veteran-actress-sola-onayiga-kitchen-practical-is-dead.html
I didn't know she was that old.....Wow.....she must b above 70 to have been working 46 years ago.

RIP Ma'am.
SportsRe: Transgender, Lia Thomas Nominated For NCAA's 'Woman Of The Year' Award by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:48pm On Jul 17, 2022
thesicilian:
Next is Bobrisky winning the Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria
America is sick!

Now women are being suppressed in the name of LGBTQ!

Okay naa, it's their country.

Very soon, women will stop competing because they can't win.

I hope they won't bring this nonsense to the World Cup, because FIFA won't accept this rubbish!
PoliticsRe: Is Your State’s Water Board Still Functional? by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:46pm On Jul 17, 2022
IjapaTiroko:
The major reason Water Works in all Nigerian states barely function is because Nigerians mostly DON'T pay their water bill. While growing up, people in the area I used to live will burst water pipes, then we'll start fetching water once the Lagos Water Corporation supplies water at 4/6pm.
The corporation now supplies water 3 times a week.
Nigerians ruined the water corporation just like they ruined NEPA by owing debts and free connection.
This is not to imply that the Water Corporation boards were not complicit in some way, but I'll blame the state governors more for their lack of strict monitoring and punishment of offenders.

Throughout my stay in a Francophone African country, I never lacked water once for 3 years! I always pay my bill on time. If I refuse to pay, the board will come and take away my meter and I dare not burst their pipes. I'll have to go to the Corporation to pay a hefty fine.
My neighbours that didn't pay their bills on time cannot fetch water in my apartment beyond a day cuz my bill will skyrocket!
Francophones be like Europe for public utility o, for the urban areas wey get, den no use am play.

Their electricity is also cheap. Our office is charged like XAF 3,400 a month for electricity that almost never goes off.

Water also flowing, but you gat pay.

You can't not pay!

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