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Politics › Re: Kperogi Reacts To Rumors Of Ganduje As APC VP choice by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:52am On Jun 16, 2022
hotseat:
Kperogi, wetin na?
Haba, Maigida!
This is an acerbic criticism but precautionary as well!
Asiwaju being a master tactician, knows how to smoothen the rough edges and wouldn't make such a catastrophic mistake!
However, Tinubu remains the candidate to beat and would definitely scale through all booby traps set ahead of him through the application of deft moves to outwit his political opponents!
GO TINUBU, GO O O O!!!!!
Dog wey wan lost no go ever hear in owner whistle.
Foreign Affairs › Re: World War III Has Been Declared – Pope Francis by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:27pm On Jun 15, 2022
Fox12:
two European countries dey fight... dem dey call am world war.
People who know how history is repeated can come to that conclusion.

World war 1 began with the assassination of a single man.
Foreign Affairs › Re: World War III Has Been Declared – Pope Francis by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:26pm On Jun 15, 2022
money121:
Make e no reach here ooo
Edakun
Nigeria was mentioned.

Read the post.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi's Egypt Trip: Paul Arkwright Replies Sowore by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:33pm On Jun 15, 2022
plaindealer:
Sadly for the so called diplomat, he's not q Nigerian and he's not running for anything in Nigeria.

[b]Siemens is already in Nigeria doing similar to what they did in Egypt [/b]and the German president that negotiated the deal and the Nigerian government did not go to Egypt to learn anything.


The clueless diplomat scored his own goal.
Really, so Buhari us really working then!

Yet, we are having total system collapse on the national grid.....

Okay.

Please, you said Siemens are already in Nigeria doing what was done in Egypt.

Mbok, where is their office?

Pls send the address. I want to check something.
Education › Re: Nigerian Ashley Adirika Accepted Into All 8 Ivy League Schools In US by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:27pm On Jun 13, 2022
OyeofIkoTuN:
Tribalists don't jubilate yet..

somebody must tell us the tribe.

Be patient
Leave tribe.

She's American.

I mean......her passport is blue.

Like, she talks through her nose.

Gerrit?

She definitely doesn't care about our petty tribal bickering here.
Romance › Re: Do You Find Prominent Collarbones Attractive? by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:19pm On Jun 13, 2022
Collarbones are a perceived symbol of fitness.

Most actresses and virtually all models have them showing, as well as all athletes and gymnasts.

The truth is, just like six-pack abs, we all have collarbones, but they are covered by fat when we let our bodies go.

So, seeing them means exercising, eating right, and generally taking care of the body.

I'm also not sure that they can be surgically enhanced ( grin ), like pretty much every other part of a woman's body.
Crime › Re: Gunmen Kidnap Three Pastors On Their Way To Crusade In Kogi, Demand N80m Ransom by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:48pm On Jun 13, 2022
Obyangel:
There's big trouble in Nigeria, even pastors are not safe. cry
What do you mean by "even pastors"?

Pastors ESPECIALLY and Christians in general are now being targeted.
Politics › Re: Ahmad Lawan In Limbo As Bashir Machina Refuses To Step Down From Senate Race by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:42pm On Jun 13, 2022
Serves the pompous rubber stamp right!
Politics › Re: Julius Abure: Peter Obi Will Choose A Northern Muslim as Vice President by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:09pm On Jun 13, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
He should pick Buhari as his VP


Obi + Sai Baba will knockout Tinubu and Atiku totally
grin

My Gee!

Whatever you're drinking, I want some!

grin
Romance › Re: Too Much Clubbing Is Killing Me, I Need Help by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:56pm On Jun 13, 2022
KiNg0G:
Have been clubbing since I was 16 and now that am an adult it's getting worst..

Wednesday I club, Saturday you find me there... Sunday it's confirmed. This has really eaten my finances deeply being a night walker I can't just help myself.

I tried several times buying same drinks I buy in the club outside at a cheaper rate, vsop and the rest and keep them in my fridge just to keep me indoor during weekends like this.. No way! As soon as it gets dark the urge to go mingle around with different new faces, pick new figure 8 and probably get to meet new ballers in town always wins.

This is an habit I really want to let go, please clubbers how can I go about it?
You are asking your fellow club crawlers for advice on easing off clubbing?

That's like a drunk asking his fellow drunkards for tips on quitting the Juice!

You serious so?
Crime › Re: Missing Hussaini Aliyu Takuma Killed By His Workers (video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:53pm On Jun 13, 2022
Candidlady:
cry


God have mercy


So this Brown roof/teeth miscreants brought this their bad habit to our calm and peaceful kuje


●●●Sure they wanted to harvest his skull that was why they placed him in the well hoping to come back to reap what they have sowed (skull)●●
The man is obviously Fulani.

I'm sure he, in their usual bigoted fashion, employed his fellow murderous brothers, and see the result.
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Lady Goes To Church With A Gun (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:49pm On Jun 13, 2022
Rastaramsey:
This is funny but it is very necessary at this stage...
Na to go arm myself with kala sef cheesy cheesy

I get plugs if I wan run am sef shocked shocked

That one no go be problem
2 Glock 9s and a vest, please.

I no wan show myself.

I'll just sit besides the church a/c in my trenchcoat....

Quietly.
Travel › Re: Man Shares Photo Of What He Saw In An 'Ibadan' Hotel by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:02am On Jun 12, 2022
Supertocano:
It's call local content
Na confam juju pot be local content, abi?

Okay.....continue.

grin
Politics › Re: Yul Edochie Drops His 2023 Presidential Ambition; Reveals Why by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:00am On Jun 12, 2022
This guy is a serial idiot.
Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy’s Police Escort Shoots Two At Lagos Club by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:58am On Jun 12, 2022
signature2012:
I have never liked that dude thuggery character.He behave as if he’s untouchable.
Nigeria as a country too is a joke.How can he explain having 5 policemen?

This isn’t the first time of him doing this and might not be the last time.
The American victim should get well and sue him in the States or make a report at the American embassy.

The fame and money entering his head will calm down soon.

Nevertheless,I still vibe to his music,but character wise,nothing good to write home about him.

The victim should sue Cubans for the Sun of 1Billion.Why will anyone bring in a gun to a club? Doubt if I can ever enter any club in Nigeria.Your security personnel shot someone,you enter flight to Spain go perform.If the victim happens to be his relative,how will he feel?
Sue the Modafucker in Nigeria and the States.
The bolded is the Koko.

Plus a court injunction barring the idiot from entering a club in Nigeria ever again.
Politics › Re: Democracy Day: Abiola, Tinubu Share Similar Qualities — Yahaya Bello by Jeezuzpick(m):
Yes.
1. International Tiff-Tiff.

2. Too much reliance on Harbowkeys.

3. Betrayed (just that Tinubu's own is still unfolding).
Politics › Re: Lagos PVC Clash: Tinubu Is Afraid Of Election - Debo Ologunagba by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:01pm On Jun 11, 2022
zeuss:
Hogwash.......Atiku will get 0 vote from SE this time ...... Tinubu needs only reach out to align with Peter obi.
His ego won't allow him reach out to Obi.

Besides, he won't be able to stomach Obi's reforms
Travel › Re: Truck Driver Drives A Burning Fuel Truck Out Of A Residential Area To Save Lives by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:48pm On Jun 11, 2022
Mannyautos:
Wow. Humanity at it's peak. Real life hero. He deserves a medal of honour.
If na harbowkey, Na to jump from de trailer enta bush.
Politics › Re: Gombe Man Donates His House To Peter Obi's Labour Party. by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:20pm On Jun 11, 2022
SHINJA:
I thought Muslims in Southwest said there are no Christians in northern states..

We are waiting for APC Muslim-Muslim ticket...

God bless southsouth and southwest..
Kaduna
Plateau
Bauchi
Gombe
Adamawa
Taraba
Borno

These states have a lot of Christians.
Politics › Re: I'm So Proud Of You - Dolapo, Osinbajo's Wife Hails Him by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:55am On Jun 10, 2022
A real wife.

Whatever happens, I can see that Dolapo has got her hubby's back.

Reminds me of the first time I lost my job (yeah, it's happened a few times).

I called my wife and told her.

She said, "No problem. Come home. We'll work it out. It's not the end of the world."

Guess what?

We worked it out.

I always bounce back because of my loving wife.

Real women support their husbands.

Not like G.I Jane.
Crime › Re: Owo Massacre: We Heard The Culprits Have Been Arrested - Olowo Of Owo by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:14am On Jun 10, 2022
MrCGPA:
The greatest mistake is to Carry them to Police Station. They are already saved. If it were ordinary thief that stole Television, they must have been set ablaze. Before you know they will match them to Abuja where they will regain their freedom. They supposed to lunch them immediately. Trust me if it were in Igbo land they must have been sent to their grave with immediate alacrity.
Like the UGM, abi?
Politics › Re: Nigeria Presidents GDP Performance Since 1999 (SEE PHOTO) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:57pm On Jun 09, 2022
TheStakeHolder:
Not peculiar to Nigeria alone.

The decline is due to the global economic recession ocassioned by the pandemic.

lipsrsealed
Pandemic start in 2016 for ya village?
Education › Re: Moment A Graduating Lady Ignored Handshake From Her Teachers by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:56pm On Jun 09, 2022
lockheed55:
V
For Vawulence.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Western Artillery Is Helping Ukrainian Forces Push Back Russian Invaders by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:46pm On Jun 09, 2022
RichProminent:
Norway is wasting its energy in a war that is clearly benefiting the US.
Bruh......

Norway is protecting itself.

If Russia rolls over Ukraine, Norway, Finland and others are in danger.

It's like Nigeria helping Chad to fight Libya, because if Chad falls, Nigeria is next.
Politics › Re: Daddy Showkey Reacts As LP Factional Presidential Candidate Emerges by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:41am On Jun 09, 2022
Easyvibez:
Igbo should unite for once- says Daddy Showkey

Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gat-_cwXh7Q


https://www.instagram.com/tv/Cek1FxTAB2m/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Showkey no sabi Ibo pipu?

I am Yoruba and I'm not only voting for Peter Obi, but I'm campaigning for him.

However, if this other guy scuttles Obi's chances, then guess what?

No Obi to vote again.
Crime › Re: Man Kills Pregnant Wife, Stabs Self In Lagos (graphic Pic) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:17am On Jun 09, 2022
[quote author=Urheadmasterpost=113617460 Why marry when you know you will eventually kill the person huh
Depression is a disease[/quote]Not very logical.

You made it sound like getting married is like buying Christmas goat that you know you will definitely kill.
Politics › Re: APC Primary: Atiku Abubakar Congratulates Bola Tinubu by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:22pm On Jun 08, 2022
dboo442:
Atiku that was waiting for a toddler like osinbajo to defeat considering is not from north neither a Muslim
Now Ojúyọbọ́ has another hurdle to face: choice of running mate.

1. Pick a northern muslim (Muslim-muslim ticket).

2. Pick a northern Christian and have northern Muslims vote for their fellow Muslim.

He is now at the mercy of the real betrayers: the northern Muslims (Gandollar, Hell-Roofie and co.).

It's only a matter of time. We will see how it goes.
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Receives Hostile Reception From South-West Delegates by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:33pm On Jun 07, 2022
StrongandMighty:
If this is true then southwest delegates must be made up of bunch of dafts and clowns!

How can you reject a sound man like Osibanjo who's eloquent and well learned for an old man?
something is definitely wrong somewhere! This is not ordinary..
Naija is on a long tin!
Politics › Re: APC Governors Narrow Consensus To Amaechi, Osinbajo, Tinubu - THEWILL by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:32am On Jun 07, 2022
Truthisunique2:
Buhari no go open eye choose tinubu, he won't choose osinbajo the tilumbu urchin

It's really interesting how buhari is now dealing with the northern governors headed by our men bagudu and lalong

They are the only organized group with access to him at the moment and urchins don't know they are doing buhari script
You give too much credit to Booboo.

If he's so damn smart, why is Nigeria in such a mess?
Politics › Re: APC Primaries: Adamu Accused Of Altering Delegates Lists, Group Alleges by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:44pm On Jun 06, 2022
Shalommy:
Always see you in politic session. Are you a politician?
She's here for the vawulence. grin
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Sierra Leone: AFCON Qualifier (2 - 1) On June 9th 2022 by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:36pm On Jun 06, 2022
Cmexy:
This team is no longer of any interest to me...

I love football, but I'm tired of frequent emotional disappointment.
Seriously, I can't remember the last time I watched a Super Eagles match.

I think most of the players back then have retired.

Victor Moses, Mikel and the rest..... Y'know, that bunch.
Romance › Re: Should I Shoot My Shot Or Let Her Be? by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:39pm On Jun 04, 2022
Joezinho:
My guy, let her be. Nothing is more dangerous in this world than getting entangled with a lady that young.

Besides, It's easier to see chilled water in hell fire than to meet a good Nigerian girl..Live simply, but don’t be a SIMP..

Peace of mind is bliss..
17...... Possibly still living with parents, or something.

Na de guy sabi o, make e go enta wahala.

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