₦airaland Forum

Mayng01:
Damn! He ruled for a very short time. Rip to the monarch

He was already ancient before ascending the throne.

SankaraSo:
Someone that earns above N500,000 a month choosing to die a shameful death.

May God give SIMPS self control in this new year. She is even a Mother of 2 children, so her toto would have slacked.

That's what a Major went to drink 4 tablets of viagra for?

That Major should have joined RP thread and live long.

Posts like these make me lose hope in the youth of Nigeria

whatalife:
I guess the Buhari led APC government is done with this terrorist/ bandits hence the need to start disposing them before the next election

This kind of news is for people who can believe anything.

Ocholu:
Let me use this opportunity to wish my fellow Nairalanders and Nigerians a happy new year. May God bless us all.

So, this post may be a little bit lengthy. There's no sugar coating, neither is it fiction.

In 2021, yesterday was the first day I went to Church for a full service. In as much as I as I don't go to Church regularly, I have a personal relationship with God. As the last day of the month, I promised myself that I must go to the Altar of the Almighty and Glorify his Name.

I am a Catholic, but I wanted to attend another Church for reasons best known to me. So I choose one of the popular Churches in Naija. I freshened up, prepared myself and went to the Church 1 hour before time (I have a phobia for late coming). As one of the first persons in the Church, I had the liberty to choose a spot I like. Since it's cross over, and for the sake of crashing, I chose a spot that'll meet my many demands.

People started trooping in and wetin my eyes see ehn, hmm. Na young, classy, rich and foreigners de come this Church oh! I immediately noticed that, what you wear to the Church doesn't really matter.

I was still admiring the people coming in, especially the ladies when two girls came in. One of them wore a really tight dress and oh, she wasn't wearing bra and you know bruv, her nip**les were showing. Haa! My Mr Niger D immediately caught signal from in between my laps were it was resting peacefully. I had to calm it down and reassure myself that I came to Church, to rededicate my life to God.

Also, by wearing my senator attire which I invested 15k to sew. I thought that my fashion game would be top notch. But 15 minutes after people started coming in, I realized that I fvcked up! Because, e be like say na only me wear that kind cloth.

At this point, the Church was still welcoming people and also projecting beautiful Gospel renditions on the screens. One woman with her family came and sat close to me. More people came in. Another woman, immediately she met the entrance of the Church busted some amazing dance moves. Omo! "Today na today" I concluded in my mind.

I was still trying to grasp the atmospheric condition when some dude who won Big Brother; I think the African edition came in. He sat two rows in front of me. And this begs me to ask this very important question, what'sup with Nigeria celebrities wearing heavy sunshades even in places wear the really need their bear eyes to see? Even for darkness person go still carry heavy eyeglass chook for eye.

Church service started properly and I must confess that I had one of the best time in the presence of the Lord. The praise and worship was wonderful. I noticed that all the big boys, Celebrities, slay mamas etcetera were all overwhelmed in the spirit of the Lord.

The woman that sat beside me, even after having four children gave me a serious dancing assignment because, I couldn't match her dancing skills.

Lastly, I also realized that mehn, God loves all of us. Regardless of what you do, what you wear, how you choose to worship him. The main thing be say, make you hold and know him.

Mods please help project to front page;

Pictures, or you lyin'.

See the strangeness of it all?

Some are currently fasting and preparing to go for marathon prayer in Church for 2022 while, in the same moment, it's already 2022 for others.

GodIsBiafran:
Nigerian footballers no get level again o! I only know Awaziem on that list. Chai!

You don't know Joseph Enakarhire?

vickydevoka:
He believes in bàbymamarism

Maybe his Mom was a babymama.

finishmatter:
WOMEN are INCAPABLE of Love.
They are intrinsically selfish.
Marry them at your peril .

I'm happy for you.

Because your Dad didn't heed such advice in his time.

Rather, he married your Mom and they had you and your siblings.

There are other men like him, so the world still has hope.

puyol005:
This one want date gods

Na evil spirit she go date las-las.

WNRblog:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CYEev0ErGSn/?utm_medium=copy_link

Stupid geh!

Go and ask Grimes or ex-Mrs. Bezos.

Men gave them more money than your entire generation can make till the end of time.

fati2001:
BUT THIS IS ROMANTIC Haterz gonna hate and CRY ME AN OCEAN

Yeah, it's romantic.

No kids yet. That's why they can drink alcohol openly at home.

They should do this in ten years time.

Ibime:
This is funny

Yeah, it's funny.

It's also pathetic.

Divorce a woman and she gets custody, then carries her kids off to another man's house, and some cretins actually think the ex-husband is the winner.

Wow.......

Maybe in this our shithole, sha........ Over there, the Nigga is paying child support and can only see his children by permission.

He's the real loser and he knows it.

The olodos here saying he's better off know nothing. They should get themselves into his position to learn the truth.

Iyaebe:
redpillers won't like this

Redpillers can take a hike.

The nigga here must have been a top-grade A-hole to his ex-wife. She walked, and found her a stable, REAL man (real men take care of their women, no matter what).

Now wey nigga brain don reset, e jejely come appreciate de real OG, because e no fit drag woman with real man. See as e stand with respect and de Oga dey seat.

Sure his kids may know him as their father, but they know who the real Daddy is.

Righteousness2:
Its so amazing to see how everything is falling into place.

We are racing towards the Great event known as The RAPTURE of the Church.

Meanwhile, the world is Preparing for the STRONG DELUSION, that will be used to explain the Sudden Disappearance of People world over.

People of GOD, Preparing, Watching and Praying,
Leave a note behind for your Families, Neighbours and Friends who refused JESUS Christ;
I DID NOT GO WITH ANY ALIENS. I WENT HOME WITH JESUS

It's being arranged gradually.

RawBitterTruth:
As sad as it may seem, some things has come to stay.


Dogs are pets in some places and meat in some places.


Your dairy (cows) you justify to be the legal meat are also worshiped in some places.

So what you guys are putting up here are just reeks and fetors of toxic hypocrisy.

Pretty Ironic.

Very ironic oooo.

Funny thing is, they laugh at those who won't eat beef. Even their own people (vegans).

Kriss216:
Post-Christmas breakfast.
Like I always say, only a foolish man will expect total loyalty from a Nigerian girlfriend.
Your beloved girlfriend is our community project. No reason am.

Young people and their wisdom......

So those getting married and starting families are fools, right?

In fact, everyone should remain single and just hookup like dogs.

jojofola:
This world and profanities ehn. It's an endless thing.

The reward is books and more books.

For BBN and it's likes, money and contract deals. Lol.

He's already an SA to a state governor.

Not as glam as BBN pipu, but can be just as lucrative.

Plus, BBN can only skirt the entertainment world with endorsements, adverts and "fans" gifts, but this guy has entered the political class. He can remain there for the next 50 years while BBN people usually expire within 2-3 years.

Lugulugu:
Iya awero that was like a daughter to me back then

You must be about 100 years old then, because the woman must be about 80 now.

Paragon311:
Former Governor Amosun is vision less for the State.

They all go back to Lagos after their tenure and leave the state to survive with new administration..

Do you think Abiodun is any better?

wonlasewonimi:
What an idiot

Really?

They have 4 kids together.

If he isn't doing it for her, the kids are an added incentive.

Plus, that money is just like me bringing out ₦5k for fuel.

lexy2014:
That means every married couple should be dead by now

No mind dem!

Weda e no see say e get Papa and Mama wen e dey grow up.

Na Chi be de fruit juice business.

Full of Indians.

I hope they all get flushed out.

Mrsoft3:
What can one call this now.... Lord have mercy o, make we know meet this kind of person

Den plenty for Naija.

Na dem dey take meth (meth).

It's the same drug that messed this lady up.

envoymedia:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CX-vA4WL_KU/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Mammy water, abi?

Make INDABOSKY catch you!

You go born twins!

Donedeal1:
Grandfather RMD.

If he was an American, his grandkids would be in College.

He's about 61 years old now.

sammybest889:
****TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN*****

R.M.D (Richard Mofe-Damijo ) baba name sound like R.V.D (Rob Van Dam) an American professional wrestler

beautiful family I must say, baba don pay him dues in full (one of our earliest romantic actors..him and omotola DAT year) b4 d likes of Jim ike and Ramsey Nouah etc..

I tink baba want to get d right connection with his families now! as baba is not getting younger anymore

Who says he didn't have a connection?

How do you know he doesn't have thousands of photos but only decided to publicise these?

Besides, RMD was known since the 80s. Well before RVD (fake name) and his fake wrestling.

Nojeno:
Why is wyclef looking pale

Black man looking pale?

Bodmum:
which wyclef isn't looking fresh? Wetin dey worry your eyes?

Besides, the man is 52 years old.

Faller:
Please let him collect the money by himself abeg....

Those of you calling him an ungrate, saying Poco Lee collected the song and polished it.

If una give shoemaker una shoe to polish, after him polish am finish, Na the shoemaker get the shoe

Abeg make Poco change that name format abeg

"Wiseness" overload!


Too much sense!

Thandiubani:
Ex-governor Fayose’s Brother Laments After Becoming Van Driver In UK (Video)

Isaac Fayose, the junior brother of ex-governor of Ekiti state, Ayodele Fayose has lamented on Instagram after become a delivery van driver in the UK.

According to him, in order to minimize cost, he decided not to employ a driver and do the driving himself to deliver goods to people.

He lamented that he was a big boy in Lagos, but came to UK and became an ordinary delivery van driver.

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CXzIC9cA0Pq/?utm_medium=copy_link

See video below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwUCVRqGSmc

He's STILL a big boy!

He OWNS the truck!

Change his account balance from GBP to NGN before you judge him.

Mercychen:
What kind of xmas gift can you suggest for a guy who wears and uses designer stuff.

He's not a card person. So let's not go there. He already has tons of perfs which was what I wanted to get but I don't want something that he'll abandon in his stash.

Please I'm on a budget here Biko. I already spent so much putting my house in shape.

Thanks.

Get him something he will appreciate daily and carry with him everywhere.

Get him a pair or Ray-Ban photochromic glasses

It's a bit above ₦100k.