₦airaland Forum

Onyiiobi7735:
So NP men can be fearful like this, but when extorting and intimidating people, they become bold as a lion.

The worst part is, that serpent of a man can end up roping in the guys that allowed him to hide in their shop.

I guess that's where this video can be a lifesaver.

Carot:
I thought it came out in the 2000s

Naaaaah!

chukwuma0000:
I stumbled on this picture somewhere and have forgotten the name of the book we read back in my primary school.

Sugar Girl.

Ralia was the girl's name.

I won it as a prize in the 80s

ukaface:
The real alpha man
NL guys be claiming Alpha on top woman matter

Not an Alpha.

A Sigma!

Alphas need people to boss around.

A Sigma needs no one.

That's why he stood alone when others ran.

Southernigbo:
it's not like that. If they swear in atiku, then buharis 2nd term would be scraped from record and be forced to return all his earned salary and probably be free to contest for a 2nd term just like GEJ is free too next time

You're right.

It's even worse!

Hmmmm.....

Nullify an election at the eleventh hour to swear in another thieving numbskull that will finally suck Nigeria dry, then cut and snort the dust........

Aren't things as bad as they can be already?

Oh, no.......

I forgot.

Ojúyọbọ́ is also waiting in the wings.

mike404:
AND I ASK AGAIN, WHAT IS A SINGLE FEMALE STUDENT DOING WITH PREGNANCY TEST KIT

I ALSO ASK,

WHY DO WE HAVE NEANDERTHALS IN OUR POLICE?

headSmasher:
They were working for Jonathan the ineffectual buffon

He got big from the Abacha years, Sir.

He was used because of his contacts. The bigger thieves got even more loot, but they are not even being looked at because they are politicians.

sholatech:
CHOCHOCHOCHO....So thats how this Alhaji take blow with that his eye-catching Mansion in Abuja..Its not even from retailing Petrol in Filling Stations like we thought.

You only know one Mansion.

He has several.

I know of 4 huge edifices in Maitama alone.

One was being occupied by the U.S Ambassador.

You would never know he was having such dough. He rode a RAV-4 and had a limited wardrobe of mostly white and blue kaftans.

I remember him as one seriously coded guy from my days in Abuja.

The best way to stop disintegration is if Fulanis don't run!

Why does the North want to rule for 16 years straight, when it's obvious that insecurity came from the inability of a largely Northern government to curb the excesses of Northerner criminals/bandits/terrorists?

Lordshoggy:
After so many failed attempts trying out different relationships, I finally found a woman whose attitude is similar to my mother, someone who understands me, matured and encourages me.

During my failed relationships attempts, I started to think that, I am the one who had attitude problems making this girls to break up, until I met this girl in my country of residence and I can conclude that MY OWN LOVE WAS THERE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY WAITING FOR ME.

Well, she said yes to me. I have a wedding to plan.

Yours is the only public proposal I've seen that hits me in the right spot.

You look like you know what you're doing.

Plus, you're both mature.

Congrats, Bro!

thesicilian:
Everyone knows Lewandowski deserves both the FIFA and Ballon D'Or awards.

Ever since Ronaldinho won it back to back, I'd always wondered if the awards weren't overrated.

Before then, a player won once. That's all.

Suddenly, CR7 won FIVE TIMES and Messi won SEVEN?

lebuhsi:
You're just making beer parlor gist allegations here, the CBN knows exactly how much Is in circulation and how much is in the Cash reserves(7.5% of all deposits).

you should pay attention to MPC meetings if you want to keep to date with Nigeria's monetary policy

everyone against going digital with legal tenders would be dishonest. "paper" cash wear and tear.
the CBN spends billions of Naira "mopping" up dilapidated notes, disposing of them, and minting new ones

Okay, Einstein.

Since you're such a genius, tell me, if I withdraw ₦500k, can CBN find out how much I spent on fuel or rent?

If I gave my wife ₦100k cash, can CBN trace it? If I gave ₦200k cash to boys to cause trouble in my area, can CBN trace it back to me?

If, however, I transferred the money using my app......

You gerrit?

If you don't gerrit, forgerabourrit.

These people should stop smoking weed.

This idiot is consoling herself.

Lots of men richer than you, ho.....they just have good taste

bablon20:
Na overnight pirates will invade and vandalize everything thing. I'll like to see what this edifice will look like in d next 2 years because our maintenance culture is zero.

No be Naija government get am. Na NBA. Besides, say e dey float no mean say e go dey go high seas naa.

WowSweetGuy:
Wait o. Ball no go dey enter water so. Hope they have divers or are ready to forfeit many balls.

Anyway looks good.

It sure looks good.

Anyway, the ball floats. No divers needed. A couple boats with guys carrying nets on poles will suffice

FreeStuffsNG:
Why mint so so much when cash payment does not necessarily have to be in cash? I just don't like how others set agenda for us to compete on the level of their own priorities. We can achieve better outcome if we use such huge money spent on digital payment hype on just winning the war on overpopulation thst keeps pushing our population growth rate over our GDP growth rate year on year.

To get more people to embrace family planning and supporting the delivery of 24-hour family planning line and intervention costs far far less yet can help bring our growth rate at parenting or lesser than out GDP . This digital payment is not really our priorities and I am not suggesting it's not without its merits.

Corruption is the reason the government keeps minting cash. The disbursement of cash is virtually untraceable.

Can you imagine the outrage that will ensue if it can be traced that Tinubu transferred ₦2 billion to MC Oluomo who now shared ₦10 million each to known Lagos thugs just before an election?

It's much safer to just drive the cash in bullion vans, Bruh!

Olympiacos:
Igbo's with fake products, e dey their blood. Stupid people. The guy dey fine recognition make innoson their brother employ am na make we see.

That's exactly how China, South Korea and Japan started.

Look where they are today.

Until Nigeria stops buying and starts producing, na "AJUWAYA" we dey.

PrinceOfLagos:
Igbo guys are doing wonderful things

All they need is support

Yes!

But they should please stop looking at government!

Government no send us!

Cubana, Elumelu and co, can't they see stuff like this?

I can imagine Emoney setting this guy up good to make bespoke cars and bikes even if it's for the African market.

Kharol1234:
Yesterday Army Personnel killed a Prison Warder today POLICE kill Army Personnel only God know who NCDC go kill tomorrow

You mean NSCDC?

Oya, what is the website of NSCDC?

Onyiiobi7735:
Hope they designed the map of Africa all over his body? Thieves and witches are all the same and deserve death penalty with no sentiments attached.

The guy might be released only to come back in force.

Maybe they ought to chop one foot off....

Turn him to gurgu.

PastorMIsBack:
The kids over here hum

Once they are of age, they simply pack out of the house sometimes without even looking back.

That's even better, because it happens before the parents retire.

Suddenly, hubby and wifey find themselves spending way less than they earn, so they can save quite a lot, buy stock, or build a business.

Just because the kids are done with college at 19, max.

In Naija, "kids" of 19 still dey write JAMB. They finally graduate at 26 and look for job for 2 years only to get one that pays ₦35k. By then Papa don clock 55 if e lucky and marry before age 30.

And that's the firstborn, o!

The younger ones still dey school.

backbencher:
But Northerners will still be higher than Southerners.

Seriously, we should take some of these openings seriously. Before pride wrecks us.

Maybe, but that remains to be seen.

Like I said, a lot of so-called "Northerners" are culturally Southerners. Just politically zoned to the North.

There are Yoruba-speaking people in Kogi State and Ibo-speaking people in Benue, yet they are "Northerners".

backbencher:
Okay, enjoy the Hausas policing you and busy pushing you around.

Don't complain, and don't cry. You asked for it.

How many Northerners do you see as policemen in the South?

Mind you, Kogi, Benue, Taraba and Nassarawa are still classified as "North", though all their culture and behaviour is "southern".

Lemme tell you something, most of the real "core" Northern Harbowkeys that applied won't make the cut. At the end of the day, na Southerners go still make up most officers. It's just that the FG knows how to make the few Northerners who manage to make it up the ladder CP, DIG, AIG and IGP.

Even then, in the past 20-25 years,

Ogbonnaya Onovo

Mike Okiro

Musiliu Smith

Tafa Balogun

Sunday Ehindero

All Southerners, have made it to IGP.

Maxymilliano:
This data gives very vital information that something is fundamentally wrong with our system

To join no be by force, nwannem. This is the distribution of the people who WILLINGLY applied.

I think it shows all too clearly how poverty and desperation is distributed in the country, because in the south, that's what usually makes people join the police as recruits.

It shows us that there are 5 times more poor and semi-literate people in the North than in the south.

DropsMic:
I have watched every Harry Potter movie atleast 200 times.. No cap. A very huge HP fan ✌..
Rip prof Snape
Rip Dudley's dad
Rip Dumbledore
Rip Narcissa
Rip Ollivander aka the wand maker.

Ollivander (John Hurt) was also:

1. The dragon Kilgarrah in Merlin

2. Chancellor Adam Sutler in V for Vendetta.

3. The Professor in Hellboy.

And many more.

I love Alan Rickman (Professor Snape) as

1. Hans Gruber in Die Hard.

2. The General in Eye in the Sky.

MrBrownJay1:
bwaaaaah! i wouldnt expect any less from a 17yr old immature child demon dating a 28yr old... hopefuly he beat some sense out of her to run as fast as she can from the yeye bastard!

A stoopid girl that should be married to a mature working man is dating a teenager. I hope you know that she's even culpable for statutory rape?

Make police catch her, den go use her catch cruise!

obembet:
Source: https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/cristiano-ronaldo-georgina-rodriguez-wedding-26072326

About six years overdue!

Kundagarten:
As fake as Buhari.
His people voted him as a hero but he ended up a zero.

Zero better sef.....

Na negative integer.

nonny1212:
That's the bitter truth, Nigerians have given them that upper hand through those skits and stand up comedy, making them feel they can oppress and intimidate any civilian and get away with it. Expecially Akpororo that always crack boring jokes on army slaps.

Anyways, an average Nigerian no sabi him right. If you know your right you won't be intimidated by anyone

The "upper hand" came from decades of military (mis)rule!

If you were around in the 70s and 80s, you won't talk about skits!

When soldiers were flogging people for coming to office 5 minutes late because they dropped their kids in school before driving to the office, stopping traffic just to beat up a taxi driver that had the audacity to not get out of their way quickly enough....

What of the people being killed right now?

Na skit cause am?

These skits are simply our coping strategies.

Right001:
I usually frown at jokes or skit of comedians that do videos of soldiers been painted as a god and there by molesting civilians and people just laugh and say it just a joke. My brother and sister it may sound as a joke but it goes a long way because most military men watch this videos and feel like if I oppress the civilian then nobody can help then and also the civilian watching it will also think there are helpless before a military unknowning to him because that video just send an involuntary message to his subconscious. It is high time our comedian start doing jokes of military men been arrest by military police for abusing human right or military people been taken to court for molesting civilians. It is not about carrying of banner and start protesting about human rights but comedian videos can go a long way by enlighten the people without hurting or destroying the peace of the country. Thank you.

Th skits come from reality, Bruh, as if you don't know the truth.