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georgeakins:
I think he was drunk there.
His appearance there is still okay for a 70 year old man.

Oh.... The shayo will explain it. That movement isn't okay for any healthy human being unless he's stupid enough to be drunk.

Lee99:
Hey Nlanders, I'll be as brief as possible. So I met my current gf mid October 2021, she's sweet and loving though very stubborn and has an I don't care attitude. I'm trying to change her and she's a work in progress.

But lately, all she talks about is having a baby, she wants to be pregnant so bad, and I'm not ready for fatherhood or the challenges with it. I like her a lot but mehn I don't understand her again, she's hellbent on this pregnancy stuff.

According to her, anything that makes her take in she's gonna keep the baby whether I like it or not, when she saw her period last time it was a huge sigh of relief from my part, now I've nutted more times in her than I care to count and I hope they were blanks because I honestly don't want to deal with it, tho if it happens that way I'll have to man up and take charge of things, I only hope she gets her period soon then I can start using protection whenever we have sex, whether she likes it or not.

Bashing is allowed but try to make small sense please.

Even though I'm allowed to bash, all I can think of is, sorry eh?

E go be.

Mehn, this is evil!

Plus,

They took his "JOYSTICK"?

NOOOOOO!

Anyway, na controller we dey use now for PS.

Joystick is obsolete.

Nairaland and dumb word substitutes.....

Hashabiah:
Matawalle is just a hypocritical fool who believes in crying publicly. How can you be the chief security officer in your state and claim you cannot enforce the law in accordance to what is stipulated in the constitution.

Enforce what?

He cannot even issue orders to the COMPOL in his state without that one receiving clearance from IGP to act, to say even less of the ranking military commander.

CampussNews:
Kudos to them. They did well!

After years in Uni, Ladipo boys will still use them to mop the floor.

There's a video on YouTube where Ladipo boys upgraded a Toyota Hilux......Oyibos who watched it were freaking out in the comments section!

They better head to Ladipo for correct training.

helinues:
Reno would hear stories that his grandpa refused to tell him today.

Those people are kuku united in hating others

He kuku dey Nairaland.

He will read the posts live.

I miss when he was really active here, though..... Those were interesting times.

Thandiubani:
A video has surfaced showing the late former governor of Oyo State, Alao Akala dancing happily on his last birthday.

The politician's death was confirmed on Wednesday, 12 January.

In the video, the late, Alao Akala was pictured dancing happily with some friends and family members on his last birthday.

Watch the video below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls4TgTmwaJw

Ah......even a blind man can see he wasn't well here. His look, even his movements were worrisome.

Fiscus105:
1.DRINK.

2. FRIEND.

3.WOMEN.

Stupidity.

This kinda death is not new, but people can be that dumb.

Ademola47:
Obasanjo used the man (then Deputy Gov.) to destabilize Ladoja who was the governor...

The man had ambitions. Nothing like "used".

I watched his interview where he asked the interviewer "can you have 2 Obas in the palace?" 3 times.

Well, he's gone. The rest of us, we move on.

Uniqueness789:
FTC for me this year 2022

Lol...who is he? I don't even know him


Well, Rest in peace to him.

You are not supposed to know him. He's not Wizkid.

This thread is for the elders.

Slynation:
It's very possible and rare and this case is just one outta thousands of permutations

Very possible.

Rare, but possible.

₦400k might be peanuts to the guy, right?

For some people, giving out that amount is like giving a girl ₦2k o.

He might even be "paying forward" a far bigger kindness someone did him.

UncleKoboko:
I heard Kim killed all the people he later learned to have dated this woman before...

Women and lies have put many people into grave in this life.

A girl with one dozen body count will swear on the Bible, Qur'an, mother's or father's grave to have just slept with her ex-boyfriend who "forcefully" "disvirgined" her....

Most girls can only offer sex in a relationship, yet they'll have the guts to share that thing that made them relevant with Many other guys and still expect you to love and cherish them.
How can one cherish a used product or leftover

Even while they're cheating on you with reckless abandon, they'll always play the victim card, manipulate and guilt-trip you.
You can sleep with other people's boyfriends and husbands...
You can manage 2- 3 men at a time without getting caught, yet you want to keep your own boyfriend ONLY to yourself

WHENEVER YOU CATCH A CHEATING GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE, NEVER EVER FORGIVE HER. MAKE SURE YOU TAKE YOUR REVENGE, especially at the time when she's at disadvantage, because believe me, 99% of them are extremely vengeful, sneaky and hypocrites.

I fear this XX-chromosome specie...

Pictures of Kim and his wife made you come and write this long epistle.......


Na waa o.

Notryme80:
If you fail to buy this clothes just know that you are going to hell fire straight....

I'm not joking with you.

This fabric design has been around for years. She just made them popular again.

OldNairalander:
Someone should please recommend a drug that will specifically kill the X sperm cell.
I don't wanna birth a bitch

You don't need any. Just stay away from them. Do guys, just like you!

Komolafe89:
Eagles for the trophy

Sorry, ehn, just forgerabourrit.

ruggedboy01:
all the innocent people him and his colleagues killed a day to their wedding revenged, is called karma, I have no pity for any uniform man in Nigeria, very wicked souls, he should burn in hell where he belongs

I tell you!

The bride should please do better next time and not go for a policeman if she wants to have joy in this life.

Nigeria Police.......tueeeeh!

FERNANDEZISBACK:
She might not have understood that Oba of Benin Omo N’Oba N’Edo Uku-Akpolokpolo OGIDIGAN, Oba Ewuare 2, ain't your regular politically appointed king..you don't joke with him..
Now that she acknowledged her mistake and tendered an apology she is forgiven...
Oba ghato kpere
Iseee..

Chai!

Please don't accept this!

That creep needs to be wiped off this planet!

Bobrisky is an aberration that needs to be scrubbed of our memories!

abumeinben:



Sidney Poitier is dead?

He was not just the first black Oscar winner, he was the first black in Hollywood. Read that in his book, This Life - an interesting piece. Men don dey japa since 1753 BC

All the black Hollywood heavies look up to him......Morgan Freeman, Denzel Washington, Samuel L. Jackson....... He was the pioneer.

viyon02:
I think we are getting it on this issue, let us celebrate our own culture.

The Church and priest sef na dia cushure, abi?

Why den no just do traditional wedding, rest?

yesloaded:
1yr 4months to go

May we have a President with human feelings come 2023

Don't worry.

Asíwájú Ojúyọbọ́ is coming to soothe your pain.......

Yeeeeh!

Who stone me?!?!

Sammy07:
Omo, you guys self.
Something you suppose spread Chemicals that kills animals for there.


If the cows died on their way home, in their life they won't trespass again

You no dey follow news, Bros!

Someone did that and got arrested!

We're in a cow Republic, man!

Who says you can't do both?

Xscape1993:
Funny country. Full of surprises.

What surprises?

Sanwoolu crossed the line!

The policemen are there to enforce a SUPREME COURT judgement.

He went out of line by trying to countermand the Supreme Court.

It's not about the IGP and AGF this time.

SmellySperm:
She's my future wify. I can go to hell for her matter

Okay!

You can fly Bello Turji Airlines. They have a hot banging promo for New Year.

Free one-way ticket to hell!

ayindejimmy:
Or to meet a virgin at 200 level upward in a Nigerian University.

Some private ones excluded. Those one's are secondary schools

What's with you guys and your fascination with virgins?

Una be Fagin?

Yes it will.

It's a rift between Ojúyọbọ́'s nephew (Oyetola) and his loyal poster boy (Arẹ́gbẹ́).

Dovegrey:
https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/1/banditry-we-should-carpet-bomb-the-forests-and-replant-the-trees-after-el-rufai.html

Can this borrow-borrow government afford the ordnance to carry this out?

To carpet-bomb millions of hectares Na beans?

Wokenaija:
that’s your problem?!
You be HISBAH?!

I'm a Christian. It has nothing to do with religion, though.

I don't believe a real man needs substances to enjoy life.

Ayobami7:
This guy never get tired

Is he 40 yet?

No?

He's still a "kid".

Wait till he hits 45, with all his wild living.

All this fanfare to lead the youth to drink more alcohol......

Alcohol wey den done leave behind tay-taaay!

Na Mkpurummiri levels den dey now o.

Star, go with the flow with Star Meth!

grossintel:
1. Make more money than ever before.
2. Stay away from broke people and their mentality.
3. Stay away from reading bad news, what you digest affects your beliefs.
4. Read one verse of the Bible everyday, I need to get closer to God.
5. Give to people in need especially my extended families. I cannot be cruising town and spending money on the fish brain gender while my aunties in the village sleep hungry. Even if na 20k it would go a long way.
6. No more borrowing to female friends, they don’t ever pay back and am not interested in pvssy for money exchange!

Na now ya day don break.

Do good to people who need it, not those who feel they have earned it in some stoopid way, like sex.

E neva too late sha.

FIFApresident1:
Saw it this afternoon on Lagos-ibadan rail line.

Beautiful.

What's your own new year resolution.

Dude has probably lit a few already.