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Righteousness2:
What GOD cannot do does not Exist!
The Spiritual controls the Physical !

This Instant Judgement by the GOD of CHOSEN must have a Physical Castarophic Judgement on places, kingdoms and People.

When you see the People of GOD serving their GOD, stay away else you become a Symbol of Disatrous Disaster and Destruction.

Hmmmmmm.......

It is well.

People forget that every breath they draw is a gift, every day survived is a miracle!

The heart beats 100,000 times a day and never fails, year after year.

Our very being, our existence, is a miracle.

You realise Christians don't recognise their God anymore when they need six dead ducks on an altar to praise Him.

MufasaLion:
Stop disrespecting BigWiz!

Yeah, he's talented, but ain't nothing big about the scrawny little git.

He's about as big as Don Jazzy's poop.

Macgyver1:
Submitting my RESUME immediately.

Best of luck!

Just accept wetin your eye see o!

Tobadessss:
Best way to settle shit-talkers.

Naija own na "see you in court."

Aunty Kemi (deluded female journalist) should take note.

Even she sef gentle when she go cell for small "excursion".

BigYash:
You're a wicked somebody... U wan injure person with laugh abi.. E go shock you say Wizy survive too..

Nah.... Wizkid will gas out in 20 seconds.

Olivyabrown:
Lol. Won't that be a sight?

Nobody would face Putin, though.......

Urbanchampion:
Davido and Burna may survive, Wizkid won't!

Even Simi will paste Wizzy!

Olivyabrown:
Nicely done.

I think if people start putting their "fists" where there mouth is, the world would be better off.

Yes o!

Let presidents themselves go toe-to-toe instead of sending the nation's youth to war.

Let our celebrities adopt same here, Biko!

Ogbuefi2020:
The northern grand strategy unfolding. The north will be free from blame by making Tinubu's ambition fail naturally

Why should party primaries be included in the electoral act?

What is the concern of internal party politics with our constitution?

If it is Tinubu's ambition that has led to a bid to alter the Nation's constitution, then I am happy that it has failed!

This is the one thing I can applaud Buhari and Lawan for.

Gbaja and his Reps should take a hike!

Beebah2000:
Masquerade wan knack
Egungun be careful na express u dey go.

It's obvious that the girl and the guy know each other.

The girl won't act that way if some random goon in a ghilly suit just up and grabbed her.

Hmmmm.....a pill is the best way to go.

Now I'm wondering if the PCR test and other vaccine people will be happy about this.

HeDied:
Very soon. People no go like work with nepa again.

AEDC will carry crane and remove the transformer in that area or just cut off the feeder to that side.

After buying diesel for 6 months, the general will have sense.

Dailymice:
Can we repeat in Nigeria, let's see what the leaders would dk

Lai Mohammed will land in the bottom of the ocean even before the chopper hits the water.

rezy15:
Nigerians love to discuss wts not on the table. The issue isnt on side effects of IVF but on its efficacy. By the way don't make unsubstantiated claims abt IVF side effects. Its a safe procedure.

The very bad experience of a person very dear to my heart calls bullshit to the bolded.

WibusJaga:


Wetin be the difference between 6 & half-dozen?


This is where she erred. She was carried away by love.


Abeg make una release her. She should go & sin no more.

The funniest part is, I'm sure the couple didn't meet in the orientation camp.

They were probably together even before the girl joined the military.

Moeman:
see how this one has wasted his future

Only his future?

Pauldollars:
I recently bought this plate of rice for #100 from a roadside vendor in Bauchi State. Food items in most restaurants and eateries in Bauchi State are still very cheap compared to other parts of the North and Nigeria in general. A well known eatery in Bauchi State: Shukurah restaurant charges N500 only for specially prepared Fried rice, jollof rice, pounded yam, semo with other special exquisite cuisines.

The borders are not closed up North.

rezy15:
Off point. This one no fail.

Why?

brandsoncharlie:
Lies, ordinary Chinese doing illegal mining in Ghana was arrested with guns wasn't handcuffed but was later released and deported. If it was USA citizens they will calm them down, such treatment will not be melted to them. Nigeria is messing up that's why.

In Nigeria, MOPOL is guarding Chinese miners.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
They can't go scot free

Time for us to be giving this stupid people an eye for an eye treatment

Do you think Togolese enter Nigeria by air?

Many of them come and go by road through all manner of smuggling routes.

DarkJeddi:
Congratulations to them..

Am sure he would forget to mention the wonders of IVF..

All the dedications of the doctors..

And the wonders of modern medical sciences..

Would be drowned under the chorus of Hallelujah!

You know IVF fails?

You know it can and does result in serious health issues for the woman undergoing the process?

The best surgeons operate and the patient still dies.

The richest don't get to choose when to die in spite of the cutting edge technology they can buy.

Abujason:
Why are some of you such a bunch of hypocrites? Your Nigerian government and law enforcement officials treat Nigerians worse than this and you celebrate because the people mistreated are from different political ideology, tribe or religion. Togo has learnt from Nigeria that Nigerian citizens lives are not even worth a dog poop. Remember the innocent young Nigerian girl who was detained unlawfully in Benin Republic until she died without this government doing anything even as of today. So don’t complain that Nigerians have been reduced to this level. Lots of you are complicit in this.

It's not about being Nigerian.

Let a bunch of Brits or Americans start a fight and see if they won't be controlled like the animals they are presenting themselves to be.

Kazeem47:
This is bad.Sometimes we need to be patient.I don't know the truth of the matter o.But sometimes Nigerians dey prove stubborn-head.And sometimes doz other African Nations no like to see Nigerians for their side.

After the video of the idiot breaking screens before he was finally subdued, you think the Togolaise will allow Naija goons vandalise their airport?

FutureDecisions:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLpJtDRpaGA

And Adekunle is still going to join.

Simi better start praying o.....

philad:
A picture of a Graduating Student from a tertiary Institution in Nigeria has been trending on the Nigeria internet today.

The usual practice of Nigerian Students is to have a signing out occasion after their final exams where fellow students would Celebrate with them by appending their signatures on their shirts.

This Graduate chose to express his joy by customizing his shirt with the caption: "Copied in All but Caught in None".

This caption has attracted so many reactions and Comments all over the internet.

Source: https://www.campusverve.com.ng/2021/12/copied-in-all-but-caught-in-none-funny.html

I pray he works in a challenging, fast-paced environment.

If he really "dubbed" in all his exams, he will by himself resign from a well-paid job from sheer embarrassment.

I once worked with a colleague who couldn't execute any of the assignments given to him. Always asking for help. Unfortunately, we were all too busy with our own work to be able to offer meaningful assistance.

Sekoni003:
I tire oh. Imagine trading a Lambo for an Honda?

Honda is too far!

Wheelbarrow!

DoggoneDogg:
Job hazards.

One thing I can never do again is fight for the right of any Nigerian after I once did so and the person I thought I was fighting for reconciled with her oppressor and they both turned on me.

Since then, I only fight for myself.

I hope you won't need someone to fight for you, sha.

Stay safe and stay low-key.

Curious345:
So?let him enjoy his life ..

Dude did well for himself .. has great vision .

He owns the entire banana island , he is their eternal landlord .

Saw a swamp , closed it up with sand , and sold parcels to criminal corrupt military officers of both babangida and abacha era .

Raked in trillions

Still has ties to Nigerian politics.

Joseph Wayas of the Shagari era.

gerrisson:
WAEC, yes. But you can't cheat in JAMB. Very, very difficult.

What of Post-UTME that is organised by the same UNN? Surely these students passed it all to get into the school

Omoslim26:
Nne ehhh Ike gwuru ��

Make this ritualist stop all this things wey dey make oyinbo call black man monkey na
watin concern head with money sef�

Even monkeys don't do such horrible things.