₦airaland Forum

PresidObi:
LP to the world.

All I see is a sudden realization by most Nigerians about the need to jettison sychophancy and support credible candidates who will change the negative story about Nigeria.

We are voting for individuals who has the capacity to transform Nigeria in the shortest possible time, end insecurity, provide enabling environment for jobs and a thriving economy which will prioritise production of goods and services, generating the needed export goods and earning good foreign exchange.

Our youths will be so busy doing agriculture, commerce and office work that nobody will remember what is insecurity again. Salaries and wages will surge as a result of good profits, making taxes rise for the government to do infrastructural development.

Vote for Peter Obi and Yusuf Datti Baba Ahmed for president.

Nigeria will surely change for the best.

All the best to Obi/Datti come 2023, but, what I see here is an opportunist career politician and not a person who cares about the people.

sekem:
One of the evils of feminism.

The useless SIMP is even still calling her sweetheart

Sweet heart my arse.

So what would you have done differently?

I'm sure you would have dealt her a few slaps and kicks to her stomach, and been set for a long time in prison.

It's not Nigeria, dude!

Face the reality of life out there.

Kul3ger:
This one use style resemble family affair vawulence

Something tells me he's a TOP (Aregbe group) member.

VeryWickedMan:
Ordinary 40°c. Weak race.

Their coniferous trees exude sap that contains hydrocarbons, that's why it's dangerous to have heat in the 40s range (Celsius) in temperate regions.

Very easy to start forest fires.

In Africa, pipu go light fire dey pursue rat, notin go hapun.

mighty2:
‘Don’t despair over Osun, victory awaits Tinubu in 2023’
•Support group urges APC to remain calm
https://thenationonlineng.net/dont-despair-over-osun-victory-awaits-tinubu-in-2023/

Na final crashing for 2022.

Haynnie:
Many netizens online have taken to their social media page to share their experience of how their first parents found out they are having sex and some had it good while some had it bad. (My parents still believe in a virgin and yes I kept it going but they don't know what john Thomas has seen )

So have you been caught or how did your parents get to know you are have started having sex?

Let's keep the thread going.

Not only my parents knew, everyone knew o!

It was public knowledge!

My Pastor sef knew!

Guess what?

They were happy!

Because I just wedded my darling wife.

EdemIboro:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/entertainment/nollywood/543391-veteran-actress-sola-onayiga-kitchen-practical-is-dead.html

I didn't know she was that old.....Wow.....she must b above 70 to have been working 46 years ago.

RIP Ma'am.

thesicilian:
Next is Bobrisky winning the Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria

America is sick!

Now women are being suppressed in the name of LGBTQ!

Okay naa, it's their country.

Very soon, women will stop competing because they can't win.

I hope they won't bring this nonsense to the World Cup, because FIFA won't accept this rubbish!

IjapaTiroko:
The major reason Water Works in all Nigerian states barely function is because Nigerians mostly DON'T pay their water bill. While growing up, people in the area I used to live will burst water pipes, then we'll start fetching water once the Lagos Water Corporation supplies water at 4/6pm.
The corporation now supplies water 3 times a week.
Nigerians ruined the water corporation just like they ruined NEPA by owing debts and free connection.
This is not to imply that the Water Corporation boards were not complicit in some way, but I'll blame the state governors more for their lack of strict monitoring and punishment of offenders.
Throughout my stay in a Francophone African country, I never lacked water once for 3 years! I always pay my bill on time. If I refuse to pay, the board will come and take away my meter and I dare not burst their pipes. I'll have to go to the Corporation to pay a hefty fine.
My neighbours that didn't pay their bills on time cannot fetch water in my apartment beyond a day cuz my bill will skyrocket!

Francophones be like Europe for public utility o, for the urban areas wey get, den no use am play.

Their electricity is also cheap. Our office is charged like XAF 3,400 a month for electricity that almost never goes off.

Water also flowing, but you gat pay.

You can't not pay!

Odin13:
Kaduna state water board stil functions .. at least 3 Times a week

Don’t think any eastern state still has water board .. talk more of water

Why not allow Easterners to speak for themselves?

Anyway, Osun State Water Board still functions o, though their infrastructure is crumbling.

They also try to maintain pipes and stuff sha.

RedChiefPriest:
This one don mad normal
Until hand touch am

Dj! Sample me 2 pot of palmwine with vanilla ice cream
Barman! Play me "this man don craze" by Terry G and Ariana Grande.

I hope Oluomo and the boys don't hit him sha.

Eleken:
Remaining your one in lifetime congratulatory message as the President of this nation to Peter Obi.
The incoming President.

The votes and wills of the people of Osun made manifest this time.
Congrats once again Dancing Senetor.
Don't forget the people that voted you.

Herein lies the KOKO!!

The "structure" will now start telling him that they are the ones who secured his victory, and start chopping what should come to the voters.

eldoradoxx:
Tinubu is finally demystified. It took an former Senator who was described as a street dancer to decimate the entire political structure of Tinubu is Osun State. Conduct free and fair election in Lagos, APC will lose the election.
Like I said before, those who fear that next election would be rigged have nothing to fear. The new electoral law which was used in Osun has clearly shown that the only way to rig is vote buying. Results are uploaded electronically directly from polling units so that everyone can see it before it gets to INEC collation centres. Once the vote cast in a polling unit is greater than accredited voters number by BIVAS, the entire poling unit results is automatically cancelled. Great improvement

Wrong!

It took the people of Osun State to vote, like last election.

helinues:
Even when you are not sure who that person is supporting.

You guys should try and be taking things easy. Life is too simple than this

Ilesha is Aregbe's enclave.

4teenblaq:
APC dey lose, na labour party dey pain you... Wayo

The LP candidate is washed-out APC chieftain Lasun Yusuff.....

He's a loser.

RaptObserver:
Maybe in the cities. People in rural areas don't care. They will collect cos they have lost hope in government

Hmmmmmm.....

Then they vote the same party to continue in government?

If this is the reason they accept peanuts for their votes, then they are the biggest FOOLS ever to be born!

Alexgman1:
I and my colleague at work recently got romantic. Shes a single mum but she said it was a mistake. Four years ago her so called ex got her pregnant & told her to keep the baby but after a while he travelled and till date he hasn't return neither is his line going through. She later delivered the baby and with the help of her parent shes taking care of the child and hes going to school.

Now back to us. We got into a romantic relationship & she started disturbing me to sex her because its been years she did it. She came to sleep over one night & after so much romancing she pleaded that i should flex her that she cant endure any longer. I stood up & went to my jacket to get a packet of condom. When she saw it she was displeased & asked me not to use condom on her that she doesn't like it at all. I told her i have to use it because i am not ready to be a father yet. I told her i dont know how to withdraw. We both sat on the bed pleading to each other until she got fed up & slept off. She said i dont love her.

Sorry, ehn?

Lies!

Fahdiga:
Osinbajo should dump the satanic party.

And give them a muslim-muslim ticket from now, abi?

This man only cares about his stomach.

VoteTinubu2023:
The man is not even short. He should be around 5'11 - 6'2.
The lady is about 7'2. Just too tall for a lady.

The man is short. Maybe 5'5" to 5'7".

If he's like 5'11" the kitchen worktop won't go up to his waist, but at thigh level.

Vote OBI & DATTI 2023

God1000:
Things are falling apart, Who advised Tinubu to pick a Muslim VP?

He's doing all he feels it takes to win.

All that matters to him is to become Nigeria's President.

HIGHESTPOPORI:
Peter Obi already addressed things like this.Politicians pay people to do this, we are not decieved

Correct!

We are not idiots!

How did this riffraff come by a pistol, then make a video without fear of arrest?

We weren't born yesterday.

NwaNimo1:
Joke of the century.....

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Many won't agree, but Winsor won't stand for a black PM.

Truthisunique2:
Because tinubu isn't popular enough so he needs a Muslim since his Islam doesn't meet the requirement

The best answer so far.

The truth is, northern Muslims won't support a ticket that doesn't have their own on it.

However, in the lines of ethnicity and religion, Atiku has an edge, because he's gunning for too spot himself.

immortalcrown:
Something is fishy here. Why is "Politics" mentioned in the first comment?

Whatever, may his soul rest in peace.

Politics is the #1 cause for murder in Nigeria.

All the bandits, BH and UGM killings are political.

bestofnollywood:
Source:

https://applesbite.com/five-quick-facts-you-should-know-about-tinubus-running-mate-shettima/

Is that all?

CyynthiaKiss:
it takes only a determined mind to drag a case till Supreme Court and to think such determination is coming from people that have been deceiving Yoruba Christians that religion doesn't matter in South West just to keep them subdued and naive.
I thank God many Yoruba Christians are no longer falling for that crap and have been seeing them and their tricks.
they made sure that Osinbajo's ambition was dead and maligned him in the most wicked manner ever calling him unprintable names just because he's a Yoruba Christians even when he's over qualified than their preferred choice Tinubu.
they said Muric is on his own yet Tinubu urchins who are mostly Yoruba Muslims are already here on nairaland pre-primaries telling you that it's Tinubu or nothing, meaning they don't rate Osinbajo and will never support him should he emerged.
Same people are pushing for Muslim-Muslim ticket telling people that yoruba Christians will fall in line because they knew they'll deceive them with their usual lines that "religion doesn't matter"

The same Yoruba Muslims that said religion doesn't matter are gradually pushing for Sharia laws in Yoruba land and before you know it boom it's already in supreme Court and it'll be ruled in their favour.

Dear Yoruba Christians, it's time to wake up and stop living in lies and deceit
these guys don't rate you and will never do.
the facts are there.
it's their religion first and nothing else.

Yoruba Christians/traditionalists ronu
God bless real Omoluabis and Yoruba land...


Copied from ...Gbenga Makinde

No single Christian politician has spoken in favour of the muslim-muslim ticket.

If it's justifiable, why has not one "liberal" Muslim politician taken sides with the Christians speaking against it?

The truth is, it is a touchy issue, and if Tinubu ignores it because he wants to be President, he will see how much of a big issue religion is in Nigeria.

Iyasaburi:
I dey suspect photoshop

The video dey.

It was real. It was a public spectacle. People were filming it and talking about it.

Winters23:
The man is a coward


No real man should beg for his life this way.

When a man come face to face with death look it in the face and tell to go fvck itself.


Take the bullet and die with dignity

James Bond actors, Stallone and Schwarzenegger dem sabi say na film den dey act, Bro.

Daz why den dey brave.

Na real life be diswan o.

oluseyiforjesus:
Op is wicked.
Y is d name bold?

To help Name Checkers Association of Nigeria (NCAN) to satisfy their urges.