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PoliticsRe: DSS Launches Manhunt For Sunday Igboho After Recovering Arms From Him by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:55am On Jul 02, 2021
Nbotee:
Hahahahaha... Where are those yorubas celebrating Kanu's arrest and claiming Igboho is smarter??
I can bet you those so-called "Yorubas" are not what they claim to be.

Anyone with a brain should realise that SW and SE must unite to win against the North with all its fakery and bloated population statistics.

So, guess what?

Divide and conquer tactics come into play.

In fact, I hope you aren't one of the tools being used to divide the south?
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Writes British Commission, Asks For Consular Services by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:50am On Jul 02, 2021
Monogamy:
grin

Before FG could arrest Kanu and repatriate him, British government must have been fully and duly informed, not only British government self, FG must have seek the advise from other world leaders on how to handle the delicate situation regarding Kanu.

If Kanu likes, He should write UN, FIFA, CAF, NBA, he over beaten his drums with the UGM activities. Nail in the coffin

All this are aftermath of the twitter suspension and google app review war between SE and North in general.

FG would use adjournment of court cases to frustrate Kanu as there would be series of situations where the judges would miss some of the court cases...The first adjournment is almost a month..

Langba Langba should be restricted to Alangba.. If you are not one but yet doing langba langba, na O.Y.O
"Must have"?

Please......

If you were not part of the meetings where FG and UK officials agreed to pursue the arrest of Kanu, please keep quiet and join the rest of us as the certified spectator that you are.

Legal proceedings are underway. Social Media speculation is completely irrelevant.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Are To Blame For Injustices, Not Ethnicity, Religion – Buhari by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:37am On Jul 01, 2021
SenecaTheYonger:
He's right though, abi the people involved involved in this injustice are they American?
The Fulani killing people in Nigeria, are they Nigerian?
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Are To Blame For Injustices, Not Ethnicity, Religion – Buhari by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:33am On Jul 01, 2021
Gondonu:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/nigerians-are-to-blame-for-injustices-not-ethnicity-religion-buhari/%3famp
Why can't this man just stop stinking the whole place up, finish his tenure and go?

We don't need his blame laying and excuses.

This is a man who managed to reserve all key appointments for his kinsmen and whose government cannot arrest any of his kinsmen killing people in Nigeria but can arrest Kanu outside Nigeria.

He, himself, is a glaring example of ethno-religious bias, in fact, he's the prime example globally.
PoliticsRe: Anambra Guber: APGA Faction Elects Edozie Njoku As Candidate, Rejects Soludo by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:29pm On Jun 29, 2021
See?

I once told a friend, even if the whole of Nigeria decides to vote for a candidate from onlyUmujima Community in Abia State, 1000 candidates will show up and not one will agree that another is more suited for the position than him.

I wonder if the Ibos themselves will allow an Ibo president if SW and SS agree to vote an Ibo candidate.
CrimeRe: Chidinma Ojukwu: Fake Drivers’ License, Intl Passport, Other Items Recovered by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:56pm On Jun 25, 2021
richeeyo:
Date girls you know their origin
Yeah.

One day a married man will come to do background check on your daughter, that he wants to date her, based on the wisdom of your words.

Imagine if you're a father and that happens.

Just imagine.

I'll leave the reaction to you.
CelebritiesRe: Remembering Michael Jackson 12 Years After His Death by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:30pm On Jun 25, 2021
wunmi590:
cool


You are a legend and you will continue to be a legend Miko.....

But truth be told, you killed yourself just because you want to belong....

Beyonce, jay z, west and co are black and they are great musicians today and have also written their name in gold in the history of music....

RIP
What "truth"??

Trying to "belong" to what?

If you think he was deliberately turning his appearance to be one white? Better think again.

He suffered from vitiligo, a skin condition that makes the skin lose all pigmentation in patches.

He was forced to deal with it in the only way he could and still maintain a public image.

Except wearing heavy makeup which can run or rub off because of his vigorous dance routine.

"Jay Z" this, "Beyonce" that.

You forget that:

Stevie Wonder
Billy Ocean
Lionel Ritchie
Tina Turner
JAMES BROWN!!!!
Eddie Murphy
Prince

And many more belong to his generation and they were all famous.
CrimeRe: Usifo Ataga: Chidinma's Father Arrested, Lecturers, Classmates Shocked by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:26am On Jun 25, 2021
nairavsdollars:
Why are her classmates shockedhuhhuh? Birds of a feather
What do you mean, "birds of a feather"?

Didn't you read that she's the very quiet type?

A person can't be violent by nature and still be termed "quiet".

She must have come across to all who know her as quiet and gentle.
PoliticsRe: Fidelis Nweze: Accident Pictures Of Wrecked Vehicle Of Ebonyi Commissioner by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:20am On Jun 25, 2021
MansoryMX:
That’s a 2019/2020 bulletproof Toyota land cruiser. Anyone who died inside that car as a result of that accident must have suffered internal bleeding.
Sudden deceleration can kill by damaging the internal organs.

Whiplash can snap the spine and cause internal bleeding.

You're right.

It isn't until there's physical trauma that a person dies in a car crash.
CrimeRe: CCTV Footage Of Chidinma & Usifo Ataga At Restaurant Before She Killed Him by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:12am On Jun 25, 2021
Ayo2004:
Hi
The girl will also be fvcked to death in kirikiri grin
If u know,u know
Hmmmmmmm.......
CrimeRe: CCTV Footage Of Chidinma & Usifo Ataga At Restaurant Before She Killed Him by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:02am On Jun 25, 2021
Odewaleadesoye:
Fornication and adultery unleash destructive consequences into a person's life:
• Poverty;
• Lack of perception;
• Loss of respect and mutual acceptance;
• Children with shattered futures;
• Dullness of the senses and of the intellect;
• Deterioration of health.
And, in the case of Usifo Ataga, DEATH.
HealthRe: FCT On Alert As Cholera Kills Seven, 91 Infected by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:44am On Jun 25, 2021
All these Abuja residents wey dey buy sliced pineapple and watermelon from Mallam no go gree hear.

Buy whole fruit and veggies from shops, not from these dirty harbowkeys that use gutter water to hydrate their vegetables.
PoliticsRe: $430 Million Enugu-Cameroon Highway To Be Ready Before End Of 2021- AfDB by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:36am On Jun 25, 2021
obi4eze:
He was actually trying to sound sarcastic but in doing so he sounded unreasonable.
I know, Bro.....

Though this is not the place for such.
PoliticsRe: $430 Million Enugu-Cameroon Highway To Be Ready Before End Of 2021- AfDB by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:35am On Jun 25, 2021
Dmerix:
This shouldn't be coming in a time when we are batting with insecurity because or weak borders

Abeg Jari I will Design a Professional Logo or Company Letterhead for your Business for 2k Only

MY Contact Here
https://www.nairaland.com/dmerix
Kindly go to AfDB HQ and offer your services as Chief Adviser.

Thank you.
PoliticsRe: $430 Million Enugu-Cameroon Highway To Be Ready Before End Of 2021- AfDB by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:34am On Jun 25, 2021
Mynd44:
This road must be for Buhari's Nieces and Nephews in Cameroon.
Yeah.

That's why the statement was credited to Naija Presidency and Bubu's picture displayed at the end of the post.

Congrats.

You and some people believe you made sense this time.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Off To London Friday For Medical Follow-up by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:05pm On Jun 24, 2021
post=103053409:
SAFE trip to and fro to our darling President.

We pray for long life in good health for you now and always Daddy.

May you not come back to meet anyone saying you will not return.

Go and may the Almighty Allah grant your prayers for our darling nation.

God bless our President Muhammadu Buhari.
Thank you so much for all you are doing to make this battered nation work again.
Once again, God bless you Daddy.
God bless Nigeria.


Go in peace darling, handsome daddy....




That is our darling Daddy for you.
He belongs to nobody and belongs to everybody!
A man after God's heart.

Thank you sir.
God bless you too!

The animal that say he will go to Aso Rock and bring the head of the president to his brainwashed swines to turn into isi-ewu and eat, unfortunately paid the Supreme price with the lives of his innocent parents just 3 months apart,
(May God never give us an unfortunate child, that led his parent to their untimely grave.
RIP Eze Israel and Nnenne Kanu , as you rest in the bosom of the Lord)


We Rise.
grin

I knew you would run over here to jerk off as per usual!

grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Multi-Storey Building Partially Collapses In Miami, Many Feared Dead (Pictures) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:03pm On Jun 24, 2021
timesup234:
Shithole America always trying to hide their failures from the world. The building totally collapse watch the idiots deceive Africans by calling it partially collapse. America is a smelling shithole, anyone applying for a visa to go there need to get their head checked
You read the news freely. No one had to risk his life to bring it to you.

So, how is America trying to hide anything?
PetsRe: Massive Python Bites US Zookeeper's Face As He Tries To Move Her Eggs (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:18pm On Jun 24, 2021
Otar:
He's smiling while cleaning the blood from the snake bite? There's definitely a difference between the wiring of these guy's brains and ours. I'm convinced of this.

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Yeah.

He's wired different, all right

He's wired with knowledge that a python isn't venomous and this particular one isn't carrying disease, either.

One injection or two, and he's all right.
PoliticsRe: Endless Borrowing: Experts Worry, Okonjo-Iweala, Ahmed Differ On Nigeria’s Debts by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:19am On Jun 24, 2021
She needs to be banned.

She's on the Board of Twitter sef.
PoliticsRe: Imran Molaasan: Yoruba Muslims Will Suffocate If Nigeria Disintegrates by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:06am On Jun 24, 2021
Because they know they are truly disadvantaged.

That's why they always sellout to the Fulani, which is the exact same thing this quisling is doing tight now
EducationRe: Nursing Student Suspended In Borno For Not Welcoming Buhari by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:05am On Jun 24, 2021
Mrjonah:
To welcome Bubu na by force?? undecided shocked undecided
grin

YES!!!!!

On a serious note, the student was confident to release this on the internet.

Why?

Because it can't be traced back to one person.

Why?

Because there were most likely a LOT of people suspended!

Wonderment!
BusinessRe: Mcafee Anti-Virus Founder, John McAfee Found Dead In Barcelona Prison by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:11am On Jun 24, 2021
DaddyGoo:
Jeff Epstein's case comes to mind.

Plus McAfee tweeted some time last year that he will most likely die "by suicide", and that he was tweeting so that the world knows he DIDN'T kill himself when it happens!

Odiegwu and RIP shocked shocked
Nna eh,

O dikwa very sinister sumtin.
SportsRe: Ali Daei Congratulates Ronaldo As He Equals Men Goalscoring Record by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:03am On Jun 24, 2021
Highman1900:
penalty goal
If Super Eagles reach World Cup finals against Brazil and the match is 0-0 at 93 mins, then Iheanacho scores a penalty after which the ref blows the final whistle, I have a question for you:

Would we have won the World Cup or not?

I'm sure your answer will be: "No ooooo! Na penalty goal!".

Sorry, y'hear?
TravelRe: US Warplanes Fly First Combat Missions Off Foreign Aircraft Carrier Since WWII by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:48am On Jun 24, 2021
Inherent resolve.

Desert Shield.

Desert Storm.

Sensible names for operations.

Awa own na

Crocodile smile

Python dance.

Monkey somersault.

Lizard soak garri.

Nonsense!

With our semi-literate army.
PoliticsRe: Charles Soludo Wins APGA governorship Primaries by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:58pm On Jun 23, 2021
gidgiddy:
Thats not what INEC said. INEC said that if APGA does not hold its primaries today 23rd, as originally planned, it could be barred from elections as they need 21 day notice
Thank you o!

No mind de ewu!

Some pipu na for night school den get school cert.
PoliticsRe: Adamu Garba Defends Twitter Ban & Crowwe App On Clubhouse by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:52pm On Jun 23, 2021
Seun:
Guys,

Adamu Garba, the Crowwe App guy, is speaking on the Clubhouse room below right now:
https://www.clubhouse.com/room/PA0lvn4n

Enjoy.
So we should fry water, abi?

shocked

Ọ̀gá Ṣeun, ẹ̀yin ni!

Mi ò mọ̀!

Twale!

But, sha, I don't give a fork or any other cutlery, for that matter.
PoliticsRe: Policemen Flee As Soldiers Invade Station In Osun, Free Detained Colleague by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:51pm On Jun 23, 2021
SportsHD:
Unknown soldiers wey dey Selina tested.
What do you expect?

Na Yorubaland naa.
CareerRe: Can A Graduate Survive With N50,000 Salary A Month? by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:05pm On Jun 23, 2021
kaycyor:
Please can someone survive a whole month with just 50k salary as a graduate.

I had a friend that just got employed in a big organization but he is placed on contract and 50k salary. Should he go ahead to take the Job or look elsewhere considering the deteriorating economy of Nigeria.

What's your advise on this guys.
If said graduate has no choice, yes!
PoliticsRe: Thunderstrike Kills Seven Cows In Alla, Kwara; Injures Two Herders (Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:19pm On Jun 23, 2021
Several lightning strikes in Nigeria in the last 2 years.

All victims are members of the same tribe.

What are the odds?

Na only dem dey offend Ṣàngó?
CrimeRe: Woman Found Dead In Kwara Hotel, After Meeting Man With Fake Name (Graphic) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:40pm On Jun 23, 2021
MadamVanessa:
shocked

It baffles me how a girl will go and meet a man she hasn't met before all in the name of money.

I know i am stupid , but my stupidiity hasn't gotten to this level.

Rest peace.

If ever there's a next world, i believe when you come, you'll be coming with your senses.
It's called PROSTITUTION.

It's not a new occurrence, either.

It's been around for millennia.

That's a fancy word for thousands of years.

Yup.......

A lot of ladies have been that stoopid for that long.
PoliticsRe: IPOB Is Worse Than Criminal Herdsmen - Gumi by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:37pm On Jun 23, 2021
Euegene100001:
Don’t worry Buhari time is numbered all this rubbish go soon end
Just mistakenly vote APC or another Fulani and see Buhari 2.0.

I hope Nigerians are actually wiser this time!!
PoliticsRe: IPOB Is Worse Than Criminal Herdsmen - Gumi by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:35pm On Jun 23, 2021
Makes sense to the psycho.

They're the wrong tribe, so they must be bad.

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