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1Sharon:
Where did it say those things are forbidden in your Bible?

See ya eye!

Where did it say heroin was forbidden?

Hope you're an addict because of that?

NwaNimo1:
https://gazettengr.com/sss-killed-igboho-relatives-in-line-with-buharis-shoot-on-sight-order-presidency/

Garuba,

You and your cohorts keep carrying on like you won't leave Aso Rock.

Sorry to break it to you, but, you'll be outta there sooner than later.

cPapaAjascO:
Well it didnt take up to an hour asking her out and she gave me a yes. But I am lost and confused as to what to do next.

This would be my very first real relationship and I dont want to screw it up. This babe is special and well versed in almost every topic of discussion. She tickles my brain with her intelligence and I want to quit old odd escapades with desperate girls and start a real relationship.

Thing is, I dont know how to go about it.

Day 1 she said YES

Day 2 I dont have an idea of how to get it started.



Do I call her or text her or send her money or gifts or take her out shopping or swimming


I m already scared that my relationship with her may end even before it starts. I need ideas guys.

Help me!!!

Wahala no dey finish !!!

Take her out on a first date, to an ATM.

I tell you, that will cement her love for you.

If e no work, ehn......make Buhari pack in load comot Aso Rock for 2023.

Thank me later.

Afriqan:
Some of these so called "pastors" are deeply entrenched in lustful desires. That's the lustful desire speaking.

There is no way a woman who has the holy spirit inside of her would want to dress slutty wearing beads, leg chains etc. What's bad is bad. If he has any desires he should limit it to this bedroom, not to tell us what he thinks is a sin or ain't.

He doesn't need to back any rubbish he vomits with scripture, because he's a pastor.

That's why he began his statement with "I AM A PASTOR".

Once na pastor tok am, just believe am, because pastor don replace God for Church.

May God have mercy on people who believe everything their pastor says.

Mbataku96:
A pastor has said it is not a sin for women to look sexy and he encouraged them to keep slaying.

Oluyemi Fasipe took to Twitter to say that though he's a pastor, he likes waist beads, leg chains, and multiple ear piercings on women.

"Women looking sexy is not a sin. Slay it," he added.


See his post below.

Yemi Fasipe @YemieFASH: "I am a Pastor; I love waist beads, I love leg chains, I love multiple ear piercings and light makeup. Women looking sexy is not a sin. Slay it."

"I am a Pastor; I love waist beads, I love leg chains, I love multiple ear piercings and light makeup. Women looking sexy is not a sin. Slay it."

This "Pastah" dey furckk.

Confam.

How many "waist" he don sample? How many legs e don open wey make am get dis spec?

Mmmmmmmmmmm?

Shellsploit:
You rejected his proposal and yet accepted the car he gifted you
Gender inequality sef!

That car will be her albatross.

jbreezy:
So the story goes like, my gf and I have been dating for 2 years now. I really love her cos she's so interesting, extremely caring and so good to me. She's a pretty one too. So I finished school ahead of her (We were in same school).

But we couldn't let each other go because we already love each other, so we continued the romance. I loved her after and I really gat plans to marry her even though I'm like 5 years older than her. I was going to wait till she finishes school (She was in 200 level when I left). So I went to visit her in school and out of curiosity, I checked her whatsapp chat...I read her chat with her very close friend (the best place to find the truth) Well well well...There was this gist about her having sex with a friend. Then another was about her trying to date a guy..It really broke me, but till today, I haven't challenged her...

Actually, I would have broken up if I dont love her up to this level cos I hate it when I'm being cheated on... But I don't think I'm ready to lose the girl..

So I met a very pretty lady lately... We've been talking and she's really been giving me all the greenlight a normal guy needs to see... This one is more mature (I felt like my gf is still probably at what y'all call the hoeing stage cos she's 21)... So I've been contemplating on leaving her for this one, by bringing up the cheating part (something like a chess game)...

Seriously, I still think I love her, and would have married her if she didn't do that... So I'm lost between challenging her and giving her another chance (cos she's going to obviously beg) or challenge her to leave her...Thanks and sorry for the long essay

When motor dey go, if you press brake, e go move small before e finally stop, abi?

Na so love be sometimes.

Bros, as na cheating matter, you press brake, abi you still wan dey cruize?

CilicMarin:
Hold Nnamdi Kanu trained bingos called ESN Terrorists responsible for this gruesome murder.

I learned they accused him in May 2021, of sabotaging their war against Nigeria...

Nnamdi Cownu's crime against Ndigbo will hunt him from jail to his grave..

Learned.......

Ok.

If Jafaar like, make e no run.

FreeStuffsNG:
Cc Myndd44
Lalasticala

Hmmmm. This kind of posts will eventually be used against Nairaland. No matter what you do, remember that you have a social and legal obligation to clean your platform of this kind of hate speech. This 'new' nairaland has turned to a breeding ground for youths who hide behind the anonymity you created here to spread hate. It's your job to stop them before government suspends Nairaland. This is not freedom of expression, it is not exercising freedom of expression when you make hate speech and then hide your identity to temporarily avoid being held to account for the consequences of spreading hate. This issue of Nairaland being used to spread hate and bigotry will be presented as a serious case of urgent public importance.

Do you remember "Jona-daft"?

"Ineffectual Bofoon"?

CilicMarin:
Kanu and Igboho will be crushed since they decided to pick up arms against The Federal Republic Of Nigeria....because their party is not in power..

Please when did Igboho pick up arms against the Federal Government?

Shay na you pick up arms for am ni?

Abi Fulani Herdsmen are now your FG?

Noneroone:
https://thenationonlineng.net/secession-controversy-vp-apologises-for-crush-option-as-nba-stands-by-rule-of-law/

Maybe den no gree pay de he-goat again.

Kastonkastroll:
POS business is cool when you have enough capital and a good location(proliferation of the business doesn't matter here). You can assign a trusted person to handle the POS business for you while you still continue your bank job.

I knew a wise person will write this, so I was carefully reading through before posting the same thing.

No need to write again because this is enough advice.

So we should dance zanku, abi?

Oga Zulum,

Please we welcome you as a sensible Harbowkey to run for VP to an Ibo President.

Please consider being a Vice to Moghalu, Utomi or Peter Obi.

You may need to leave the terrible party you're currently in, sha.

Meanwhile, to those who may wish to quote me,

Ọmọ Yorùbá pọ́nbélé ni mí

Ìyẹn ò ní kí ndìbò ̣f'ójúyọbọ́ torí pé ój'ọ́mọ ìrágbìjí.

It's time for something new.

The same old stuff hasn't given us a different result.

It's the height of foolishness to keep doing the same thing and expect a different outcome.

If you keep soaking garri in water, you cannot get fried rice and chicken. What you will get is garri each and every time.

Prayer alone won't give you a miracle if you don't go out and vote.

dederocs:
Bleep you, stupid enemy of the state, we all know bokoharam is an insurgency, they attack and hide, they don't gather one place, but you must be stupid to try to say bokoharam members and bandits are not being killed in engagements. Your biased mind against Nigeria will kill you, unless you change. The location of the simulation is irrelevant, bandits can attack any soft target they see...it is the quality and capacity of the exercise that counts. Bloody small brain.

Yeah.

Insults and curses.

Carry on.

dederocs:
The enemies are all those killing indiscriminately and those seeking to throw Nigeria into chaos...is it you that is fighting bokoharam, bandits, kidnappers etc?

Please use your brain and stop asking questions with obvious answers

https://www.nairaland.com/6638823/boko-haram-attacks-adamawa-villages

Read this.

Then USE THAT BRAIN OF YOURS.

Attack in Adamawa. Scores killed.

Response is simulation in Abuja.

Well, we don't need to agree.

Have a nice day.

dederocs:
You ain't doing shit but promoting the enemy, you didn't give any solutions, you were only mocking them...we need solution providers not jokers or sabeouters.

You admit there's an enemy. That's progress. We're getting somewhere.

Now, if only you can honestly say WHO the enemy is and WHERE they have been carrying out attacks, we might agree that a simulation in a stadium is not quite what we need.

Plus, when did ordinary criticism become an act of sabotage?

I'm no saboteur, just a concerned Nigerian wondering why the Bleep our government is running round in circles.

dederocs:
If you don't have anything positive to say about the military that protects your miserable ass, it's good to just be quiet. Are you a kid?

How did you just conclude on how the simulation exercise will go?

Go and tell them in Niger, Benue, Kaduna, Borno and parts of Oyo that the military is protecting them and see if you won't get your scrawny neck broken for your pains.

Doing counter-terrorism simulation in Abuja when there are living, breathing terrorists killing people not a hundred fucking miles away in Niger State!

Please, someone just wants to line his pockets!

Na today?

Anyways, I don't begrudge your doing your job, though......


Someone's gotta do it.

That's how much the spend.

According to him.

joe54:
Gumi is a peace broker but you can't compare him with KANU. A violent separatist, arrogant, greedy and a bigot.

I'm sure you love the "peace" he's "brokered" so far in the North.

It's like bandits haven't yet abducted your sister or daughter or wife and furcked her brains out.

That's why you think the bloodsucker is brokering "peace".

Well.........

Enjoy your "peace", sha.

I hope bandits don't have to "cum in peace" inside one or more of your female family members before you agree to have sense.

Of course they wouldn't.

Why Obasanjo even chose to push for Yar'Adua as successor after handing over to Shehu Shagari 28 years earlier still baffles me.

He should also have kept power in the south.

naptu2:
An anti-terrorism simulation will hold at the National Stadium and Abuja Metro Station today. Please stay away from those locations and do not panic.

Yeah, please, y'all stay away from those places. Seriously. Stay away.

Well, terrorists, especially the cowardly Islamic type, like to use crowds to protect themselves because security forces won't like the cost in collateral damage.

Unfortunately, these goons we call our security forces are so misanthropic that they will shoot innocent citizens if they try the simulation in a populated area.

I'm not sure anything meaningful can be achieved through this. A few people will get richer, though, that's for sure.

I no go shock if den kill pessin for dis dia "simulation".

Fourtygees:
They even had the guts to keep or hide the abducted victims close to a police checkpoint.. see mind abeg... 9ja don cast

What most people missed is the fact that in Osun State, kidnappers were located and attacked by police and CIVILIAN VIGILANTES while in the North, bandits herd off HUNDREDS of people at a time after killing TRAINED AND ARMED MILITARY PERSONNEL, and they can't be located.

In Osun State, the abductees were rescued within 24 hours while in the North, they are NEVER rescued, only ransomed, after visits by a (renowned Islamic cleric) fanboy for "negotiations".

What most people missed is this: in the South, herdsmen are criminals. In the North, they are brothers.

Earlystar698:
Mourn in the paper...those soldier died in vain
Note: before quoting me remember those innocent youths killed by terrorist army in igboland

Real mourning will surely come to these heartless people.

He's doing fake mourning of these two young men while their poor mothers are most likely rolling on the ground wailing inconsolably.......

He should continue political mourning for now, he will understand what mourning really means when his time comes.

Very possible.

No be you go use ya hand apply?

Wetin me no fit guarantee na wetin dose HR pipu go do with dat ya application.

Dose pipu no get joy at all.......

constance500:
If another one dies next dude will have a lot to explain

Haven't enough died already?

Well, my main concern is, maybe the crew members are all motherless like Davido himself, because I wonder how the mothers of the guys still living haven't screamed, wailed and nagged their sons out of that death trap called 30BG or whatever they call themselves these days.

donbachi:
Tagbo,dj olu,chime,tunji,ahmed and now obamadmw...interval of 4years

May they all Rest in perfect peace.

And all of them young men. I no sure say any one of dem reach 35 sef.

They should just call themselves DYC........

Die Young Crew.

Workch:
u still require 2/3

One single acronym answers the question.

A.P.C.

That is Nigeria's greatest problem.

Lewisjohnson:
Gombe State University GSU, Gombe state, Nigeria..

Monday 5th July, 2021.

The pretty fulani doctor emerged overall best medical graduating student, Gombe state indigenous.

Halima Muhammad Yayajo with an excellent performance break records in Gombe state university session 2019/2020 best graduating medical student.

She surpassed her counterparts both male and female during the academic pursuit, Gombe state University". The report said, she was the best with her exceptional performances in the areas of theoretical and practical academic activities throughout her stay in the school.

Hamila Yayajo break records and bagged distinctions in different aspects in Medicine,
Which includes :
1. Best student in Medical Biochemistry
2. Best student in Histopathology
3. Best student in Surgery
4. Best student in Anaesthesia
5. Best student in Clinical pharmacology
6. Best student in Obstetrics & Gynecology
7. Best student in Community medicine
8. Best student in ENT Surgery
9. Overall best Medical student.

Here is the report from Arewa Genuis Hub Platform.
There are thousands of Halimas who couldn't opportuned to go to school most especially in the northern part of Nigeria.

Congratulations: Dr Halima.

Ritchiez

Fynest boi

Oluwalsbabs,,,,,,,,,, Abeg Move to FP

How many rules were bent for her to even get admitted?

Stupidly low cutoffs, guaranteed quota system admission, skewed selection processes ........

There has to be a "best graduating student" in any school, naa, doesn't mean the person is any good compared to "average students" in other schools.

Where is her school on the Nigerian universities list?

She should please remain up there to treat her fellow harbowkeys, thank you very much.

I don't want her anywhere near my relatives and friends. I care too much about them.