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PoliticsRe: Asia El-Rufai: I’m Ready To Die In The Hands Of Kidnappers by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:21pm On Jun 09, 2021
Madam......

They will bleep the heck out of you first!

And they have real gbolaaa, not like your husband's groundnut.
PoliticsRe: Twitter Ban Should Be Reversed Immediately - US Mission In Nigeria by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:19am On Jun 09, 2021
HopeSpencer:
Oponu op. One idiot from oyibo slowpoke aired her opinion and you called it US statement.
If you think the US is like Naija where Presidency and President are different and can say opposite things, lemme inform you:

The US Mission to Nigeria represents 100% the views and stand of their home government.
Christianity EtcRe: Howard Nyoni: TB Joshua & Oyakhilome Had Terminal Diseases, Took Drugs Secretly by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:07pm On Jun 08, 2021
Righteousness2:
Man can Deceive Man!
Nobody can Deceive GOD
The Prophet is gone to render his account to GOD.
He is either in Heaven or Hell as we speak based on what GOD knows about him.
What Matters is not what people say about you.
What Matters is what GOD knows about you.
Scary, but true.
Car TalkRe: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:03pm On Jun 08, 2021
OfficialDJ:
I was cruising round town slowly with my car, before i knew it, a 2014 toyota highlander came screeching with high speed, almost scraping my fender... angry

If it was an old man I could have let it slide, but alas; it was a young guy with beards feeling funky...


Thankfully it was a clear and smooth road.

I put my cls in sports 2( it’s an airmatic), gassed down the throttle pedal, and i was on grin cheesy The guy was gasping for air. I flew pass him after he must have exhausted every power the toyota lowlander got.
He played catch up till we reached a traffic point.....
We were head to head together, and the only thing that stopped us was the red light. As soon as it turned green; we both hit the throttle, and as expected, my car was far gone before his could pick up enough power..
Toyota car users are the most uncouth set of airheads on the Highway, and I’m glad I taught that dunce a lesson.

Maybe he'd sell his car and get a 2008 c-300 grin

Just maybe..

I attached a random highlander from Google to depict the car I was racing with...
Truly ; mercedes benz and others...
My cls pic 2 cool
No need to gloat, Bro.....

How many such European cars can get outrun by a Japanese SUV?
CrimeRe: Troops Repel Bandits’ Attack, Neutralise Many On Kaduna-Zaria Highway by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:23am On Jun 08, 2021
Daveambition:
Audio...

Elrufai & his co cankerworms just made this news up to further brainwash their gullible online miscreants, period..
The worst part of this news is that the bandits, who were retreating from troops who had already killed many of them, still had enough time to kill a traveller, attack 3 villages and steal livestock!

Were the soldiers not pursuing them?
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Experience With Risk Takers by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:44pm On Jun 07, 2021
Sebastine1994:
i am jealous of my friend, that guy is a risk taker. some people are so bold, but I fear public speaking. God has loaded some people with boldness overdose.

let me give you the gist. Stanley was my room mate back then in Abuja. he is a christain but would run into all these big men mosque to be converted to Islam every week.

Every week he is either converting from Islam to christainity or vice versa. He even made it a business. All those big mosque in Abuja he has visited all of them. they would give him gift and cash. he even visited the central mosque to be converted and they gave him a car, clothes, Koran and gifts.

One day he ran out of luck. he wanted to convert to Islam inside one mosque at Abuja. they told him that they would take him to their grand mufti or something at another mosque.

On the way to see the mufti, he discovered that he has already converted before inside that mosque before and he tried to excape, they went after him and brought him before the mufti who recognized him instantly and they dished out some good beating to him. they took back everything they have ever given to him.


he was hospitalized for a week at my expenses. I just said I should share this experience, I tear up with laughter when I remember that guy, the guy is a real Hussler . I envy him.

Do you have this type of friends who love risk more than life. share the experience.
I was hoping to read about a risk taker, not a swindler.
PoliticsRe: Pat Utomi Inspects Aba Automated Shoe Factory by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:27am On Jun 07, 2021
post=102457247:
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I hope Malami won't move to close this factory claiming they are making boots for terrorists.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Nigerians In Diaspora Endorse Yahaya Bello, Set Up Office In Germany by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:48pm On Jun 06, 2021
Oluboh:
Not surprising how this guy is gaining support everywhere
He has managed the security situation of Kogi so well. Major reason for my support of his Candidature
Nigeria needs someone who is brutal with security
grin

He's sponsoring all these "clamours" for him to run for president, even this your post.

grin

Bye-bye!

Oh, and stay safe!

No app for Covid o!
Christianity EtcRe: Guys, Beware Of Demon-possessed Ladies Out There by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:45pm On Jun 06, 2021
Ishilove:
It goes both ways. There are demon possessed men out there too
Gbamsolutely!

Yahoo plus guys (ritualists) willingly enter covenants with evil spirits. That makes them possessed.
Christianity EtcRe: Guys, Beware Of Demon-possessed Ladies Out There by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:40pm On Jun 06, 2021
dingbang:
una wey dey preach na una dey sin pass...mchew.
Really?

Go to any club on Saturday night and tell yourself that those preaching sin the most.

Read about the exploits of bandits and tell yourself that pastors are worse.

Better be honest with yourself, yes, we do fall into sin, but we do not make it our lifestyle. We ask God to forgive us and help us.

Unfortunately, your post is most popular among those willing to tell themselves anything so they can feel good about themselves.
Christianity EtcRe: Guys, Beware Of Demon-possessed Ladies Out There by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:39pm On Jun 06, 2021
What's the difference between a man who begins to pursue a girl just for her looks and body and a Billy goat that pursues a nanny goat just because it's urine smells right?

Self control is what differentiates humans from animals.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Kill 88 In Danko-Wasagu Kebbi by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:15pm On Jun 05, 2021
Kubernetes:
Very obvious that there are forces bent on destabilizing Nigeria. For why will Gunmen just be killing for just no cause.
A more important question: Why no swift action against these mass murderers?
PoliticsRe: Lagos To Build West Africa's Largest Tech Hub In Yaba by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:33am On Jun 03, 2021
EducationRe: Desen Mbachaga: FUOYE Suspends Lecturer Over Sexual Harassment - Picture by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:33pm On Jun 02, 2021
Officialgarri:
I pray he is found not guilty. Such a handsome man like this and also a professor at a young age will often get the attention of females who by nature are gold diggers. He would then be setup and accused
If a supposed genius PhD holder can be set up by undergraduates, then he deserves to be axed.

Besides, how many cases of sexual harassment must we hear to believe our females are under threat even at school?

From stupid boys who can't afford their own boxers to psychotic cultists who terrorise them into relationships to randy lecturers who won't mind wasting their time and parents' money.......
PoliticsRe: Mohammed, Ahmed Gulak Son Reveals His Father's Last Words Before He Was Murdered by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:23am On Jun 01, 2021
Abdul05:
Don't worry Son, your father was killed in the War zone.
ipob /ESN are ready to make orphans of children and render many home less
I promise you son, very soon they will feel the guilt and shame grin grin
Just manage to suppress your tears. cry cry
Just like Boko Haram, herdsmen and bandits.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Kingsley Moghalu Declares For President, Unveils SWAG Agenda by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:34am On Jun 01, 2021
chiiraq802:
Even if Sensible Nigerians vote for you EYE-NECK go still rig am go APShit or PD.Pig....

And as long as your 'Brain' is still intact APShit or PD.Pig will not allow you to run under there Party.

Wish you LUCK shaaaaa!!! cool
Don't just wish him "luck".

Get your PVC and vote for him!
PoliticsRe: Unidentified Man Ordered Out Of His SUV And Shot Dead On The Road In Enugu by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:05am On Jun 01, 2021
usecondom:
What's the meaning of all these nonsense? What's going on really? angry angry angry
Opportunistic killings have begun.

Every rival businessman and jealous husband can now order people killed and it will be a bad case of the "UGM Syndrome".
HealthRe: COVID-19 Update For May 31 2021 In Nigeria by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:40am On Jun 01, 2021
sholatech:
Oh my..what happenned in Benue??
I dont want any sign of 3rd wave..
Backlog of data.

Means not all the cases happened today. Reports from 2 states (Benue and Nassarawa) accumulated over the last 3-4 months were released today.

Still, stay safe.

Be safe.
CrimeRe: 42-Year-Old Man Arrested For Raping A 32-Year-Old Woman In Ogun by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:35am On Jun 01, 2021
sapphiere:
Never keep your girlchild with any man not even her father.
cc BRATISLAVA
With your Sapphic moniker, I don't expect you to even have a girl child, except you want to adopt one, in which case the real danger will be your Sapphic friends and lovers.

Mtsssssshew!

Lesbians...........

Rape, in any form, is evil, though, and yeah, women rape men/boys, they rape and sexually assault other women/girls. Men rape men/boys and women/girls.

The evil is in the heart of the wicked, not in their gender.

Learn this and it shall be well with you.

Oh, and lay off the dildos. They look like disgusting MALE body parts.

grin
PoliticsRe: Sowore Discharged, Returns Home by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:31pm On May 31, 2021
ThatFairGuy:
Wow. I rejoice with him.

It's not easy to get shot, hospitalized and discharged all within 6 hours. sad

God bless Nigeria
You haven't heard of a flesh wound, have you?

Some soldiers even get shot and they keep on fighting because no bones and vital organs were hit.

'Yele was lucky sha.
CrimeRe: Male Scammers Use Silicone Breast Prosthesis To Pose As Sexy Women Online (Pics) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:39pm On May 31, 2021
Pochettino:
They can only scam foolish men who can't control their cocks.
Yeah, that would be, eeeeeeeerrrrmmmmmmm......






























Most men.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Expresses Outrage Over The Murder Of Ahmed Gulak by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:35pm On May 30, 2021
He's just another statistic.

He's another casualty of the insecurity allowed to fester by an inept government.

He just happened to be a politician and member of the ruling party, hence the "outrage" by the custodian of the same inept government!

Simply put, Gulak died on Bubu's watch, just like the other thousands killed since he came to power.
PoliticsRe: Illegal Oil Deals: FG To Expose Officials Behind $69bn Loot In US Banks by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:29am On May 30, 2021
Sipsum:
Get your jigs right, the value of a country's currency, is a function of her external reserve.
Just imagine the value of naira if Nigeria has a #120 billions reserve.
Just check the external reserve of a country like Norway, Saudi Arabia, their exchange rates and the quality of life, in those countries.
How was I wrong in what I wrote, or do you think I don't know the country's Forex reserve is depleted?

The coconut head I quoted was trying to make it political as usual, hence my rebuttal.
PoliticsRe: Illegal Oil Deals: FG To Expose Officials Behind $69bn Loot In US Banks by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:03am On May 30, 2021
post=102186614:
69 BILLIONS USA DOLLARS huh huh

That is almost 30 Trillion Naira huh
Jesus Christ!!!!


And you will still see some swines abusing over 15 million Nigerians that voted these criminals and looters out of power.
You will still see such sore losers supporting all these looters and criminals online.
Politicians that have looted their future and that of their unborn kids and their unborn kids kids!!!

Saying 'leave him alone, he is our brother, we are from the same place.
Calling Them their role models on their profile!!
Shaking our heads!!

E no go ever better for each and every politicians that have stolen monies meant to develop our nation and provide for our citizens no matter the political party they are.
Evil end awaits them all mofos.

[b]30 Trillion Naira ?[/b]
Would it have been up to that amount in Naira if the economy hadn't been sunk by your people?

Besides, I don't condone corruption. I am no supporter of Jonathan and PDP. All I care about is good governance, which we don't have right now.

Besides, the time this government will be exposed is coming, too.

People will still shout.
RomanceRe: Should I Still Continue With This Relationship? I'm really fed up. by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:15pm On May 29, 2021
Emotionss:
So you're still expecting us to tell you what is overwhelming obvious even to a child ?


Op don't be selfish.
you be number 8 side chick allow the young man to visit other side chick na
I doubt this is the case.

I'm getting really bad vibes from this dude the OP is talking about.

He might be a criminal, like maybe a kidnapper.
RomanceRe: Armed Bandits Getting Married And Celebrating In Northern Nigeria by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:28pm On May 29, 2021
RemoveKebab:
cheesy
Two Hellfires and one Sidewinder from 49,000 feet should do it.
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Daughter Zahra Wears Abaya In Solidarity With Harassed Student (Pix) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:05pm On May 28, 2021
DawahToTheWorld:
islam and decency mass murder is like 5 and 6
Abaya

Al Qaeda

Hamas

Boko Haram

ISIS

All na de same tin.
PoliticsRe: APC: Rally For Ayade In Calabar (Pictures) by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:04am On May 28, 2021
smith1985:
stop giving urself false hope ..PDP is dead in lagos....Oyo if makinde is not careful APC is taking back Oyo...APC will sweep south west and 80% of North ....votes from kano alone will cancel all the votes from the entire south east.
Are you a Nigerian?
PoliticsRe: APC: Rally For Ayade In Calabar (Pictures) by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:03am On May 28, 2021
muykem:
Cross River is APC, APC is Cross River.
These pipu no many naa....
PoliticsRe: Forceful Retirement Of 10 Top Army Generals Looms As Farouk Yahaya Becomes COAS by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:54pm On May 27, 2021
slivertongue:
how many of these generals are deployed for serious security work
So many paper pushers among them o!
PoliticsRe: Police Paraded My Uncle Who Works In Oil Firm As Gunman - Lady Cries Out (pics) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:01am On May 26, 2021
owobokiri:
Listen to your treacherous self..
Such a person with such a job will have the time to go and shoot up a police station?
Don't mind the certified idiot.
PoliticsRe: President Of Burundi Receives Elijah Onyeagba, Ambassador Of Nigeria To Burundi by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:49am On May 26, 2021
Deborah98:
That's how I'll be escorting my husband to official functions cheesy then I'll be smiling like fish head LMAO love is a sweet thing when you marry a sweet person....
Noble aspirations, no doubt, but do you know he can be escorting YOU to public functions, too?

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