₦airaland Forum

Tablechair:
you are so me... Personally, when ready I'll love to get married to a woman who will prefer we have one or two kids!!!

Like can't people see overpopulation?! well it all boils down to the fact that parents just want to give their selfish love to their biological kids. end of story.

Benbellamor:
even the yoruba Muslims hates him
I mentioned Muric to one immam here in lagos mainland The immam called isaq asinwin (abnormally) he said if he try those nonsense in lagos they will beat him...

seunmsg:
The rebels will keep fighting until they are defeated or the military loyal to the government is defeated. If the son can quickly crush the rebels, he will consolidate and start another era of sit-tight dictatorship. The rebels either regroups or another one is formed to start the war all over again. It’s an unending cycle that leads nowhere. Nothing is ever going to change for the ordinary folks.

Babara1994:
One Tuesday morning on my way to work, I decided to buy some akara and bread. After purchasing my akara, I saw this young beautiful lady staring at me with a simple smile. Me that no lady has ever smiled at me, I almost went crazy and began to thank God for bringing this beautiful lady to me on a platter of gold.

She kept on staring at me for about 2 minutes. I was ready to shoot my shot. So I decided to walk up to her and tell her how sexy she was, flirt with her and get her number.

As I put my akara and bread in my bag, she made the move and began coming to my direction. Omo, my head wan blow. See as I dey thank God. I decided to first comment on the size of her boobs before any thing else.

Tears rolled down my cheeks as she first said to me, " You are Mr Seyi, my husband's
new employee, right?" I replied, " Thank you ma"

That's how I would have lost my job if she didn't speak first. God is good.
Patience is key.

heendrix:
Public nuisance definition in a picture.....where are the so called Operation burst?? it's time to deal with these jobless miscreants

Parachoko:
The Nigerian police would have gone after the person who recorded this video

Faber:
Las Las Unknown Gunmen Uzoakoli branch don announce say them dey o

Wey Okezie Ikpeazu the curfew declaring governor.

"I pray to God every day for the Unknown God men. They are angels of God sent by heaven to fight our battles. If you are against them. May Elohim punish you" - Nnamdi Kanu

As I heard this 2 days ago I off my radio run. Na that time I know say Jungle don mature.

This one na tasting Microphone sha

Anaerobi:
hahahaha... cut soap for me too...

Congratulations to Leicester City, but I personally want Chelsea to Win the FA Cup.


Congratulations to me to for being here again after sometime....

Though no special feelings as it was on the 1st-4

blamingthedevil:
I love it.. The so called parasitic status of Kano and Kaduna are no longer there with their efforts on IGR going by recent reports. No State in the South East was even close to the duo

Ammishaddai:
Public outcry will put pressure on this government. Just watch and see

Dotunking01:
His time don come...no need for investigation

Venusman:
This insecurity is really a thing in Africa

Meanwhile, let's crack the ribs with this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnkEoxOVlZI

NwaAmaikpe:



Mumu, this is exactly how Esau gave away his birthright. They gave you 200k and you collected to secure your life.

If only you knew how many millions your family would have gotten in damages and compensation if you had sued them or even allowed yourself to die.

pacesetter042:
Servicing a rifle and thereby killing himself?

Story doesn't add up

Who services a loaded rifle?

The muzzle , barrel and Front Sight of the gun was pointed right at him and he proceeded to pull the trigger, accidentally hmmm?

It is well with this Country

opalu:
Is this guy a learner? To plant something in your pocket or car or house and then show Nigerians is so easy. Anyways I am not saying he is innocent or guilty since I dont know him. Neither am I say NDLA can do such because I trust their new Oga Marwa who is a strict disciplinarian

Henrydonland:
He would not face the problems in his own con3 which he hasn't solved.

Wait o has he returned back.

I dedicate this FTC to all hard working Nigerians,no worry your beans go soon done.

prof2007:
https://punchng.com/hoodlums-take-over-lasu-axis-attack-rob-students-at-will/

Mightyhaiz:
Big meme..

like.. 'wetin kwansan me'

TheCalculator:
Still wondering what could possibly have caused traffic on Ikeja road on a Sunday, not until we got to the scene of this accident

It appears fatal but no death confirmed; Security officials and other citizens were on trying to salvage the situation. The cause of this accident is yet to be accertained

See photos below

incogni2o:
What shall it profit a Man

Scrap of Metal...

SMH

Cutehector:
You kwanu, havent you fûcked people's future wives.. All these niggas sef

Papertrails:
Please nairalanders I need your advice on something that has been bothering me for sometime now.

I am a young graduate who graduated from the university almost two years ago and am done with my youth service too but am still trying to get a job or put up something maybe a business that will be fetching me money considering the situation of our country in terms of availability of jobs.

Then there's is this girl I have been dating for three years and everything has been going well but recently she has been really disturbing me to come and see her people or get her pregnant, am someone that will do everything within my power to make sure my kids don't pass through the hardship I have passed through being someone that wasn't born with a silver spoon, and another thing is that I really love this girl.
Am really confused and don't know what to do.

Fahdiga:
Even before opening the thread I knew it would be an Igbo man. while others are only good at skull mining and throwing bombs after sipping kunu. I'm ashamed to be a Yoruba man

Jamesbally:
The bolded na big lies. NA only so so 190s, v-boot and Keke napep full Aba. The motor wey big men Dey drive there na CAMRY tiny light.