₦airaland Forum

Beckham14:
Whether a Fulani herdsman or jihadist, he is far better than the Thief called Tinubu, so keep your stories about him to yourself.

All of them no good, chairman!

Can't we Nigerians manage to find a really great leader among our teeming millions?

Why settling for comparisons between terrible options? Saraki himself is no Saint, and I wonder how you even manage to conclude he's better than Tinubu! Do you know his secret dealings?

Don't ask me to choose between two criminals! Let's find us a good person to do right by us for once in this country!

Haba!

Who do us dis tin for Naija naa?

Kandeed:
He should have done what my grandmom did to my mum the day she caught my Dad walking my mum down the village square

Father shoulda open that her near loosed Anus and garnish it with Cameroon or Sokoto dried pepper

So how did the bolded happen?

Beckham14:
If Bukola Saraki emerges as the PDP flagbearer, then he has my full support. I just love this man so much.

I choose not to forget his actions leading to a Buhari victory in 2015. He is one of those who made it possible

Plus, he's probably another Fulani Jihadi. Forget that Yoruba name o. Na camouflage.

Luckydubby7:
When senator smart was crying and complaining about insecurity in Nigeria, one woman senator and landlady of Lagosians turned it to party affair just because of 2023.

And the crazy governor is strutting about, parading himself like he's the best thing since sliced bread.

unity004:
guys are also wearing skirts so no big deal

Those are called Quilts.

FYI, Scottish women don't wear them. Quilts are meant for men only.

I was expecting him in an empty hall, because we don't have security.

Perhaps the OP made a mistake and omitted the "in" before the "security".

post=101253006:
Someone's wife babymama and mother?
But, what manner of kids do we have on this forum for krissake
This is so appaling!
Don't you guys have shame at all?
You and your ilks liking your jargons.
Na wa o!

Dude.

First of all, traditional "marriage" without signing any legal documents is no marriage.

We too dey deceive ourselves for Nigeria.

Secondly, what self-respecting "wife" of a real man will dress that way and display her body for sundry eyes? I challenge you to mention ONE woman who does such and is enjoying her marriage.

Lastly, kindly stick to what you're known for. You're hardly any good at anything else.

Thank you.

lastempero:
@jumia or where else

All of Social Media, including Nairaland.

She's now on the market.

She has to display her goods.

Sunnybay7:
It's not impossible

Not only is it not impossible, it's stupidly easy.

Nigerians don't know their leaders have been taking them for a ride all their lives.

Power, roads, education, health, etc are actually not difficult goals to achieve, but our self serving politicians turn it into rocket science through their corruption and ineptitude.

SKhanmi:
Looks like a peregrine falcon. The orange color is off though. Please do not burn it. Release it.

It's either a hawk or a kite.

Elfaris:
Being pro-active in curbing crime is the way to go. But I do hope that innocent people are not being bundled up all in the name of fighting bandits.

Innocent people like Iskilu Wakili, right?

Philipponzaghi:
I like how Amotekun, OPC, and VGN are working hand in hand.

The SW governors should invest more in these guys to curb the menace of insecurities.

We won’t burn policemen buildings in the SW, we will reason with the police for them to see that we are all in this together and there is need to secure our land.

The police have their families in the SW, if they betray the state then their family will share in the insecurities. We are together in this.

Most Policemen, Amotekun, OPC, and VGN are fellow Yorubas and we must all come together as one to curb the insecurities.

Odua land must be secured and God bless the Yorubas.
God bless lovers of the Yorubas.

Until these good people do the right thing and turn the bandits over to the police only to get locked dafuq up for their trouble.

The trouble with Nigeria right now is, good acts like this are rewarded with punishment, so people have less qualms about doing evil.

We should also be mindful of the fact that the Fulani would have murdered their captors to a man had they won the battle.

Let's see if the police will lock the yoruba guys up and, if they do like in the case of Wakili, maybe the yoruba will change tactics and begin "disappearing" any Fulani bandits they catch.

These are the people for whom Gumi is advocating amnesty.

A fanatic doesn't just "repent".

He only pretends to do so when it suits him.

PlayMaker14:
Princess has alot of questions to answer...

-What kind of "help" was she rendering to the notorious pedophile?

-Why wait all that long to call out the useless child molester?

I am not in support of what the Baba Molester did, but this clout chasing must stop...

Most of our long forgotten artist now use clout chasing to peddle their way back to limelight.

The bolded means the man was known to be a pedophile and Princess was helping her in spite of that.

soberdrunk:
I don't support dismissing policemen, they eventually become a bigger threat to society, a dismissed policeman is a potential 'armed robber'.....

Yeah, you're very correct.

They shouldve been demoted to constable and posted to Borno....Sambisa, to be exact.

stacyadams:
Transportation and feeding on d First month of ur job?

Simple.

Borrow money.

E no hard, naa.

Just enough to get through and PAY IT ALL BACK once you get paid.

Don't start changing phone soon after you get a new job o!

Be disciplined.

wunmi590:
Good day nairalander.

Sequel to the topic, would you pamper them just like our abroad parents or spank them just like our nigerian parent?

They will eat that indomie!

post=101158416:
They should better get down fast to business right now.
How many people will still have to die before they finished understanding whatever?

You try.

We know what you are, though.

Bubu till 2023!


Just try to retire with him, and when he's good and ready to pack up, give your life so he can live on.

I know you love him that much.

Are they expatriates?

Chai.......Naija!

helinues:
Are you a painter that's probably angry because they did not give the car painting work for you

Still no logical reason.. aswear

I know better than to bandy words with a full time Nairaland tout like the infamous helinues, but I got a little time before I go to work.

I'll be off and leave you to people in other time zones soon enough. You're always here, earning your pay.

Anyways, you might enjoy the smell and taste of excrement, but please don't assume we all must be like you. Some of us do use our brains.

Good luck posting!

helinues:
Oh no stop.

Which kind of gibberish did I just read this morning..

The color of the car is too bright... Jesus?

Outpost painted in garish colours, WHITE pickup trucks!

Take a good look again, bro.

He's bought them, why not a better paint job?

At least a drab brown will be better than this. I won't wanna be in the bush in these trucks searching for bandits with AKs.

You politicians aren't very practical in your thinking.

Professorcplus:
This one just want to promote YouTube channel. You tell us your story first

Just visit the channel.

It will cost you little and you might learn something.

helinues:
Nice one Gov Seyi

He established a target for the bandits to strike, painted in bright colours for easy visibility from far away.

Yeah.

YOU would applaud him.

TheGiftedOne:
That famous goal against Cameroon is still fresh in my memory.

The equaliser though.....

A rare example of a well-executed set piece by the Super Eagles.

Done by the book.

thesicilian:
They'll not succeed. Last last it will end in tears for them. God has His own way of doing things.

First line of action is to take the presidency away from.the north for 8 years or 16 years.

Nigeria go well during that time.

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
This guy took many Nigerian soldiers.

Oh yeah?

Still I wonder, why has Shekau taken many more and is still taking more and more lives?

uc4uandc:
NEVER DATE AT WORK PLACE
(A personal experience)

It was early August of 2020 when I got an invitation text to come for an interview in newly established entertainment industry here in the East.

We numbered over 300 who came for the interview and after much screening, 62 staff were selected.

The daily training was intense and interesting too because of the Manager we had, he was so detailed and funny also.

Amongst trainees were beautiful ladies of all shapes and sizes and intelligence.
The first day I saw my girlfriend, I didn't feel anything, she's very young and beautiful and opposing too (one of my likes about women). I realize she's a little opinionated, hence she got my attention.

We were all given appointment letter to our various positions. Mine was what I applied for but my gf didn't get hers, she was rather given something else. She came to me to complain since we are now friends and I told her that maybe the reason why she wasn't given the position she wanted was because she's short (Sarcastically, but I meant it)

She got angry and opposed me (I have a thing for women who oppose actions, especially when they have reasons). I apologized and we got along....... Boom we started dating.

#FASTFOWARD#
The next month, I got promoted to one of the managers, everyone was happy for me.
I have been a senior staff for like 8 months now and I must tell you that it has been a terrible experience.

My girlfriend is choking the hell out of me at work. She's very lukewarm in terms of carrying out her duties, when I confront her to do her work, she will tell me that I'm being too harsh on her. How can you litter your department like this and go home? she will tell me she's tired, I will have to assign someone else to do it, but it's her duty.

This keeps happening all the time, if I shout at her at work (when she gets on my nerves) she won't talk to me again for weeks and she won't greet me at work. If I ask her questions about sales, she won't reply me.

The most recent one was her and her colleagues misbehaving and I queried them, others replied my query, but she didn't. I wanted to let go, but one of the senior staff asked about her own reply to the query. I was forced to surcharge her N5,000 since she didn't reply, that means she's guilty.
After I served her the letter, she got angry and said "all the managers in this company are stupid" she said this to my face. Something she can't say to other managers.

Mehn! I was so furious and I was walking away when she threw her book at me, in front of other junior staff. OMG!...... I just walked away.
She's still keeping malice (her specialty) with me. I am not happy with her either.

I keep avoiding her so as not to get into more of what we are. But the work is suffering because of her dereliction.
Currently, I don't know how to tell her I don't want to be with her again, but I love her.

My advice
Never date at your place of work especially when you are bossing over her!

Oh. She's your subordinate.

You're lucky she's not your boss.

MrIcredible:
Champ!

Effect of

Àmàlà
Ewédú
And
Gbẹgiri...


OSUs can't understand...

He's not Yoruba anyway.

triple996:
.
he don de red

And it's a good idea to laugh about it?

nedu666:
I doubt it, he is not that popular. Most people are even hearing about him for first time

Oh, come on!

Do you know everyone the Governor knows?

Do you know everyone benefitting from a state government?

Did you know most of the current crop of governors during OBJ or Yar'Adua's rule?

Come on, man!