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Sports › Re: Real Madrid Protest Plans For Barca La Liga Game To Hold In The US by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:49pm On Oct 17, 2018*

What a shitty deal!

1. LaLiga made the deal, for goodness knows what reason. They will be obliged to, for reason of satisfying the US Soccer League, play matches involving high-profile teams (Barca, Real, Atletico, yada yada yada).

2. Playing an El Classico in US will deprive fans in Spain the pleasure of watching the matches live.

3. I'm sure neither Madrid nor Barca will agree to play their "home" El Classico game in the US.

4 The US games have to be between teams with the big stars against some other "small" team, with no big team playing their home matches away from home turf, hence such a game as is being proposed.

Real Madrid have a point in protesting this as it places Girona at a disadvantage with a better chance for Barca to take maximum points. The only way LaLiga will get out of this "somehow-ly' is for Real to also play Girona in the US.

Two home matches away from home for a team against the biggest teams in the league equals losses with possible huge goal deficits and a date with relegation.

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Politics › Re: Fayemi Lacks Integrity To Say The Truth – Fayose by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:40pm On Oct 17, 2018*

A man who declared free education in less than a day of being Governor should be watched closely.

He said the state is in 170+billion Naira debt, yet it can afford to pay teachers and maintain schools while doing away with school fees?!?!

Fayemi must be a magician!

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Politics › Re: How Saraki Stopped Akpabio From Speaking At The Senate (VIDEO) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:23pm On Oct 17, 2018*

If Akpabio was breaking protocol, then he deserves what he got.

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Sports › Re: Short Guys Turn Asisat Oshoala Off by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:05pm On Oct 17, 2018

Noel1:
5'11 ?

Narrowly escape short

Yes o!

Sports › Re: Short Guys Turn Asisat Oshoala Off by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:37pm On Oct 17, 2018

Kingwizzy16:
Nah I'm not brah

I'm 5.4

I'm 5'11" and can't be called "tall".

Put me beside a 6'6" dude and I'll be like, "OK. Not funny, Brah!"

Is the bolded a typo?

Politics › Re: Ganduje Bribery Scandal: Kwankwaso Speaks On Alleged Involvement In Bribe Videos by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:34pm On Oct 17, 2018

Did Ganduje collect $$$$ or not?

Celebrities › Re: Davido Flaunts His N90 Million Watch With His Lover, Chioma by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:27pm On Oct 17, 2018

Oshey! N90million!

Just like the jet, abi?

Yet gullible people will come here to hail him and to type "Baba God pick my call" as if that's what it takes to be rich!

This guy is a jobber walahi!

Deceiving lazy youths since he was born!

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Celebrities › Re: Lady Gaga Confirms Engagement To Christian Carino by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:04am On Oct 17, 2018

CAPSLOCKED:
MY GUY HOW DOES GETTING MARRIED TO A GUY SHOW SHE'S DISLOYAL TO THE LGBT?

SO BECAUSE I'M AGAINST CRUELTY TO ANIMALS MEAN I "MUST" MARRY AN ANIMAL?

No Sir.

It means you should not eat meat!

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Celebrities › Re: Lady Gaga Confirms Engagement To Christian Carino by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:01am On Oct 17, 2018

bidemz:
So she is the one that stole that GOLIATH suit we've been looking for centuries.....

**Dialing GOLIATH's number**

Sports › Re: AFCON Qualifiers: Nigeria Beat Libya 3-2 To Top Group E by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:57am On Oct 17, 2018

jamaicabakare:
Like for Super Eagles Share for Atiku

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Webmasters › Re: Paul Allen, Microsoft Co-Founder Is Dead by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:37am On Oct 16, 2018

alignacademy:
RIP

Indeed this forum probably wouldn't have been in existence without the pioneer efforts of people like Paul Allen...

In place of the bolded, I'll go with CERTAINLY.

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Food › Re: Disappointed Woman Murders Caterer With Words, After Seeing The Cake She Made by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:31am On Oct 16, 2018

mayskit4luv:
If you ask me, I’ll say it’s staged.

Yes na!

Look at those lines!

"Too Minnie Seizures!"

"Is Mickey abusing her?"

It's all meant to be a joke.

Besides, make that kinda cake and get sued for much more than the money paid for it.

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Politics › Re: Jaafar Jaafar Behind The Ganduje's Bribery Video - BBC by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:52am On Oct 15, 2018

hucienda:
The governor is a 'chop' alone learner.

Unlike "Mama Aso Rock" whose ADC is a freaking billionaire!

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Crime › Re: Anita Akapson Shot Dead By Policeman Near Her House In Abuja. Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:41am On Oct 15, 2018

Killed a woman because of "mistaken identity".

Yet they did not kill Evans that is a confirmed criminal!

They preserved the lives of the Offa robbers and mass murderers because they had a political case to build!

Even if the cops were indeed searching for and apprehended a notorious female kidnapper or bank robber, should they kill her?

Mistaken identity kee you dere!

Na stray bullet go kee you and your family!

Wicked pipu!!

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Politics › Re: 2019:atiku And Peter Obi Visit Obi Of Onitsha by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:52pm On Oct 14, 2018

Muckross1122:
>>
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NIGERIAN LADY’S NUDE PICTURES LEAKED ONLINE BY LOVER, SEE PHOTOS HERE
https://nairaplus.com/2018/10/nigerian-ladys-nude-pictures-leaked-online-by-aggrieved-lover-photos/

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Politics › Re: Peter Obi: South East Governors, Leaders Meeting Deadlocked by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:56am On Oct 14, 2018

supereagle:
Crack in the camp. Buhari is favored to win. God is working for him.

Calabar - Itu road. May looters not have access to rule us again.

The vegetation in both your pics, though.....

First pic looks like its in the North. Look how far you can see into the distance.

Are you sure its the same road?

Politics › Re: Peter Obi: South East Governors, Leaders Meeting Deadlocked by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:55am On Oct 14, 2018*

These guys have started again.

Can the Igbo unite?

Ever?

Politics › Re: Southwest On Standby As Igbo Leaders Protest Obi’s Choice As Atiku Running Mate by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:59pm On Oct 13, 2018

HungerBAD:
Here we go again.

The leaders of the region were not consulted?I want to believe this report is the figment of the writer's imagination to attract traffic to their paper.

No sane Igbo person or group will protest that their son has been picked as a vice Presidential candidate.

If really Umahi said this, then the enemies of the East is within the East, and not outside the East.

It has been thus since the beginning of time.

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Celebrities › Re: Davido And Chioma Visit Atiku Abubakar (Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:56pm On Oct 13, 2018

resurgent4oodua:
I don't even know what to say about Davido and PDP. He doesn't have anything to lose as he's already made but if I were him, I would steer clear of Nigeria's politics.

Eeerrrmmmm..... You do realise he's a scion of a political dynasty, right?

The Adelekes are a family of politicians. He was born into it.

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Car Talk › Re: The Most Expensive Police Car In Various Countries by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:59am On Oct 13, 2018

durubennie:
Okay
We use hilux in nigeria
Price 100 - 300k
Model 1996

Na dis kind tin dey wan use chase thief

For we Naija road?

Yes o!

Crime › Re: Gunmen Kill 28-year-old Lagos Engineer After Robbing Mother (photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:28am On Oct 13, 2018

How much did the poor old woman make that day that is worth her son's life?

Politics › Re: Why Atiku Picked Peter Obi As Running Mate – Daniel by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:09am On Oct 13, 2018

CilicMarin:
He is no better than the professor who is likely to become President in 2023!

Yorubas are not foolish.

Igbo vote your own

Hausas vote your own

Why Yorubas protect their own interest.

Likely?

Nice try!

Tell me......which president in Nigeria ever let his vice take over?

And please don't insult our intelligence by saying Yar'Adua, because that happened over hi dead body.

And what ever happened to "Igbo President in 2023" APC ~~lie~~ promise?

Celebrities › Re: King Sunny Ade Visits The Family Of Late Baba Sala To Pay His Last Respects by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:15pm On Oct 12, 2018

enemyofprogress:
na dat same clothes KSA wear go greet dem

If na so, na evidence say na in get de cloth true true!

Politics › Re: Pipeline Explosion In Osisioma, Abia Kills Many, Burns Down Houses (Graphic Pic) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:08pm On Oct 12, 2018

Shuku0kukobambi:
Ordinarily, you didn't need to say this but the current atmosphere in the country almost makes it imperative. Some will use any and everything for politics.

This is tragic!! I wonder what caused it. Sabotage, vandalism or equipment failure?

May the departed find peace.

Those dark patches of burnt/melted plastic were jerrycans, Bro.

It could be vandalism or failure, but some of those dudes were fetching fuel.

RIP sha.

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Celebrities › Re: King Sunny Ade Visits The Family Of Late Baba Sala To Pay His Last Respects by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:02pm On Oct 12, 2018

ashjay001:
U wish!

If u know whizzy n u're his fan, then u know KSA. Their collabo, is one of my best whizkid's music.

KSA that Wizzy prostrate to greet on stage!

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Politics › Re: Concede VP Slot To Southwest, George Urges Southeast by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:53pm On Oct 11, 2018

lonelydora:
Mbanu! They can't try it. Atiku can't try it. PDP can't try it.

Pick VP from any region that is not SE, and see how we all will boycott the election. Whether you pick from SW or not, they will vote for APC because of their supremacy there. And they won't trade Osibanjo who they see as a technocrat for another Yoruba VP.

Atiku please don't allow these APC miscreants cajole you into picking VP from SW. All the people shouting for SW VP are all APC members.

You need SE and SS votes. May God give Atiku the wisdom of Solomon.

Let's ATIKULATE

God bless you!

I am Yoruba and I'm with you 150%!

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Crime › Re: Gunshots As Rival Gangs Clash In Fadeyi Area Of Lagos. Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:39pm On Oct 11, 2018

kindnyce:
Fake ganster wannabe.
If you're sure of being a real G..why not go face headsmen and rescue us from their arson?

That's the job of the Army and Police. They should have done "Python Dance" on the herdsmen.

Politics › Re: Bishop Oyedepo, Atiku And Obasanjo Meet At OBJ's Residence In Abeokuta (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:35pm On Oct 11, 2018

seunmsg:
And reverend Atiku is going to kill all the Fulani herdsmen for you Christians, right?

What we need is for the bloodshed to stop and the killers arrested and brought to book.

It seems simple enough when you look at it, but Buhari cannot deliver even that. Rather, he said through his spokesman Adesina that Benue people should give up their land if they did not want to be killed!

Ethno religious bias is the doom of Nigeria, unfortunately. That's what makes views so skewed the bloodiest killers will look like saints with halos about their heads.

All leaders have successively made Nigeria worse, however these mass murders with impunity going unchecked for so long and even supported on live TV........This is too much!

Health › Re: "I Am Having Stomach Ulcer, How Can I Manage It?" by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:39pm On Oct 11, 2018

femi4:
Oko mi le gan

Lo fi omi tútù wè.

Ó máa wálè padà.

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Health › Re: "I Am Having Stomach Ulcer, How Can I Manage It?" by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:37pm On Oct 11, 2018

Godwinnairaland:
No money for hospital bills, any idea on drugs I can buy from drug store, or any herbal remedy?

Guy, medicine for managing ulcer is not expensive. Basically antacids to control stomach acidity and antibiotics to combat or prevent any infection.

See a doctor and get a prescription.

Plus, there are things that trigger it. Mine was an insensitive roommate in Uni who loves playing loud music all day long. That and not eating well (I'm on campus, right?)

Check stress, anger issues, the like.

Diet, too, is a factor. Some foods are a no-no for an ulcer patient. Hot, spicy foods? Run, o!

Watch out for Medication. Some drugs taken for unrelated cases will aggravate an ulcer.

Mine was bad, like my stomach was on fire.

Thank God it's gone now.

Christianity Etc › Re: Man Threatens To Quit Daystar Church Over Top Member's Support For Gay Rights by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:27pm On Oct 11, 2018

BigSarah:
Gay's are people too,
Don't preach hatred towards gay's, I love them maybe it's because I've been exposed to the western world.
Nigeria legalizing homosexuality won't kill the country, I mean you can't kill what's dead already right!?
What's dead may never die

If you learn some dude's aresefuqqing your son or kid brother, you'll welcome him with a hug because you're exposed. To the western world, no less!

Oshey!

It's never real till it walks into your living room, sistah!

Politics › Re: Anxiety As Nigeria’s Fresh 25 Oil Cargoes Await Buyers by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:13pm On Oct 11, 2018

Our governments constantly refuse to diversify our economy. Rather they keep selling oil and inventing new ways of stealing the proceeds.

Gowon, OBJ, Shagari, Buhari, IBB, GEJ, PDP, APC una doh ooooo!

Way to go, guys!

_{wicked, selfish, greedy muhfuqrs.....}

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