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CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Storms Burna Boy Concert! (Photos, Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:14am On Dec 27, 2018
mynairaland2018:
What is in Burna's pocket? 2nd to last picture. lipsrsealed
Toh. You also saw it!

Looks like a piece.
PoliticsRe: 2019: Don’t Betray Public Trust, INEC Tells Staff by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:52pm On Dec 23, 2018
Oh, the INEC staff won't betray Nigeria.

That's the job of the Commissioners and RECs.
EducationRe: ASUU Strike : No End In Site - Chairman by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:00pm On Dec 23, 2018
highness25:
wetin consign me as far as puna de for knacking
Yes o!

Even if food no dey, na to starve happily, abi?

angry
Christianity EtcRe: Kumuyi Speaks On His Death Vows Not Not Hand Over To Rascals by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:46pm On Dec 23, 2018
maticdamian:
A Student of Unilorin I am Stuck in school for this Xmas no money to eat all my friends have gone for holiday but am the only one left in the hostel I don't want to die of hunger I have nothing to eat as of this moment I speak anything be it just #500 I don't ask much just so that I can put something in my mouth please help


0072808222
Diamond Bank
Ayodamola Olaosebikan Segun
This one is strong!

Car TalkRe: All-electric Cars Can Now Swap Dead Batteries With A Fully Charged One by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:34pm On Dec 23, 2018
Decryptor:
They should bring the Battery swap stations to Nigeria
Robbers go just show wipe all de batteries! Next day den son show for Alaba as "Tokunbo"
RomanceRe: Moses Brave Pempelani Sakala: Zambia Man With 23 Girlfriends by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:27pm On Dec 23, 2018
It is very possible if it is one's goal in life.....like this nitwit here.
RomanceRe: Moses Brave Pempelani Sakala: Zambia Man With 23 Girlfriends by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:04pm On Dec 23, 2018
tsephanyah:
Love is always the special ingredient. Also antifreeze. And pesticides. With just a hint of rat poison
grin

Auntie, you dey vex ni?
HealthRe: Tragedy As FAAN Staff Collapses And Dies At Lagos Airport (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:45pm On Dec 22, 2018
Gistvic:
shocked

See more photos>>>> https://www.gistvic.com/2018/12/staff-slumps-dies-at-lagos-airport.html
Biko, bia,

Why would anybody like to see pictures of a dead man?
HealthRe: Tragedy As FAAN Staff Collapses And Dies At Lagos Airport (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:33pm On Dec 22, 2018
shocked

Maryland fire also comes to mind.

December is packing its luggage.

May we not be packed with it.

Amen.
TravelRe: Many Burnt Beyond Recognition In A Terrible Accident In Kogi(graphic Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:31pm On Dec 19, 2018
iamJ:
wonderment and some were carrying money for Christmas in their bags cry

december is jesus birthday, wonder why his angels allow anyone to be killed

abi calendar no dey heaven?

Science/TechnologyRe: Amy Jadesimi And Funke Opeke On 50 World's Top Women In Technology List - FORBES by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:21am On Dec 19, 2018
Wow!

Dr Amy is just 42!

I thought she was older than that...

Na big madam be dat o.
RomanceRe: A Candid Advice For The Young Unmarried Ladies by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:13am On Dec 17, 2018
grin grin lol @dump him, as if the guy na trash, you think it's easy to let go of someone you deeply love?Okay about the premarital sex, you're right, but dumping a guy because he refused to say anything about marriage doesn't make sense to me sha, what if he's trying to know you more?you think it's easy to plan the future with someone you hardly know, even people that has been dating over 3yrs are not planning to get married talkless of 1yr,a lady must be patient with her man instead of rushing him, apart from trying to know her better... What if the guy is not financially stable, even mentally too, you think marriage would be the first thing on his mind, na marriage go put food on his table? Marriage is not for kids, it's for people who are ready in every aspect,, So dumping a guy does not make any sense to me, patience is golden cheesy
Why a sane girl would date a MENTALLY UNSTABLE guy is totally beyond me.

A financially unstable one is even understandable, but if after a year, the man seems not to be making efforts at improving his station for your sake, but likes to keep enjoying your kpekus, then the alarm bells should start ringing.

Before you begin to shout "kids, indomie generation" and all that stuff, I'm a real MAN, married for TEN YEARS now to a REAL WOMAN.
Car TalkRe: Peugeot 504: The Ultimate Car For Nigerian Roads by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:28pm On Dec 15, 2018
My Dad's 504 GL is still going strong since 1976! That's 42 years, people!
He fixed it up and gave it out, it's still live in the village.
He also used the 5-Speed SRII (Argentina); that one that won 4 consecutive Paris-Dakar Rallies.
Now that one is the ultimate!
SportsRe: Mikel Obi And His Daughter Go Fishing (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:50pm On Dec 14, 2018
BOOMnaija:
Just a psychological deduction from her reaction....

As dis girl detest fish so much, e mean say her kpekus no go dey smell rotten fish if she start to dey nack....unlike most naija girls.

Meanwhile, if u av bleeped vagina with rotten fish odour, hit like. If d lady in question happens to be ur wife/girlfriend, u can also hit share.
Eléríibú
BusinessRe: Volatility Persists As Stock Market Plunges Further By 0.24% by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:46am On Dec 14, 2018
nairaman66:
Determinant of the market will always be unreliable as long as the terrible conditions of doing business in Nigeria remains the same!

It is a shame that we cannot even keep the price/flow of common petrol steady! What about the power sector? Nothing to write home about! If we continue in our selective systems of things based on tribe and religion, Nigeria will remain comatose! Just saying
You are very correct, Sir!
CelebritiesRe: It’s Been Very Difficult For Me!!! – Tekno Cries out by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:38pm On Dec 13, 2018
Zimazee:
You are simply uneducated

Who told your gutless sense that his parents are not married

Go back to school Mook
You accused me of needing education because of my definition of the word "bastard".

I gave you proof that you are the uneducated one......so what are you yammering about again?

This thread has gone cold..... Please feel free to reply, but I've moved on.

Bye.
CrimeRe: Police Threatens "Blind" Beggar With Tear Gas, See What Happened Next. Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:24pm On Dec 13, 2018
See an e dey happen for Naija.

Hmmmmm......na waa ooooo!
CrimeRe: Bricklayer Who Led Gang Members To Invade Students’ Hostel, Arrested. Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:22pm On Dec 13, 2018
Xisnin:
grin
Are you a regular customer huh
grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Bricklayer Who Led Gang Members To Invade Students’ Hostel, Arrested. Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:20pm On Dec 13, 2018
grin

So with the listed weapons they engaged FSARS in a "fierce gun battle"?

What were the FSARS men carrying?

Sticks and catapults?
CelebritiesRe: Adediwura Becky Adesegha Stuns In Cleavage-Baring Outfit by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:08pm On Dec 11, 2018
See her face like something Rochas built.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo In Germany, Says Grand Corruption Nigeria’s Greatest Problem by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:46pm On Dec 11, 2018
ManirBK:
We've created a vacuum for corruption to thrive in this country. Bear in mind, the foundation of this country was built on corruption by PDP!
What PDP?

In case you don't know, corruption has been around since before the Civil War and blew up to the grand scale during Gowon to OBJ Military rule (1970 - 1979).

Have you heard of NPN? Adisa Akinloye, Wahab Dosunmu? Richard Akinjide the Lawyer Mathatician? Jim Nwobodo, Adamu Attah of Kwara? Kano's Barkinzuwo? Now that was a real clown! Ganduje is a learner!

Please!
CrimeRe: Ilesanmi Boluwatife Anuoluwapo: Maid Wanted For Theft; Steals Employer's Items by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:10pm On Dec 11, 2018
oluwasegun007:
Being tomboy alone would make it difficult to identify her
All she has to do is fix braids and start wearing dresses and, poof! Vanished into thin air!
RomanceRe: Lady Wears Cleveage-Baring Gown In Pre-Wedding Photos With Her Man by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:26pm On Dec 10, 2018
So this skank ho is the same girl in the last pic?
shocked
Ladies don't know decent dressing makes them look a whole lot better.
TravelRe: Residents Rescue Crates Of Beer After Tanker Exploded In Enugu. Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:58pm On Dec 10, 2018
Gboy101:
95% of tankers on the road in Nigeria are not road worthy.
95% of the roads are not tanker worthy either.
TravelRe: Residents Rescue Crates Of Beer After Tanker Exploded In Enugu. Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:57pm On Dec 10, 2018
grin grin grin

See warriors protecting what matters most!
CelebritiesRe: Comedian Woli Arole Poses With His Mother In New Photo by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:54pm On Dec 10, 2018
I know the old woman must have grown tired of complaining about his unruly beard.
SportsRe: Odemwingie, Mercy Akide-Udoh And Michael Essien In Adorable Photo by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:40pm On Dec 08, 2018
naptu2:
Don't you know Marcel Desailly
Imagine o!

Desailly is the biggest star in that pic, a World Cup winner fa!
CrimeRe: White Man Attempts To Shoot A Yahoo Boy Making Jest Of Him On Video Call. by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:40pm On Dec 05, 2018
All these posts should be traced by EFCC/Interpol.

Someone got the video from the source naa.
RomanceRe: How Men Greet People's Girlfriends Vs How Ladies Greet People's Boyfriends by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:32pm On Dec 04, 2018
HungerMustGo:
=> I wonder oh!! They will wear all kinds of seductive outfits, use all types of seductive words, languages, eye contacts and body movements on innocent men. Now when the men make moves on them, they shout "HARASSMENT" and society says "YES"

=> Same way they hurt and humiliate men with all sorts of demeaning words that'll make anyone commit suicide and when the man reacts or slaps her out of pain, then it becomes "PHYSICAL ABUSE & BATTERY"

Not Fair!!!
A colleague once brought herself and plenty cleavage to my desk at work. I was working on my system and she bent over.

I looked up from my monitor, looked straight at her bazooms and said: "Mmmmmmmm....mehn! Those look sumptuous!"

She became self-conscious and tried to adjust her clothing. I asked her if she knew what she just did to me was sexual harassment. She actually apologised.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Arrested For Dating Fraud In India (PHOTO) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:51pm On Dec 04, 2018
Hoodbilonia:
are u sure u know what u are bogging u noob
5.45 indian rupees
to whr

convert 5.45 indian rupees to naira
dumb report
The OP said the lady paid Rs 5.45 lakh

1 Lakh = 100,000 Rupees

Rs 5.45 lakh is Rs 545, 000. Somewhere in the neighborhood of N 2.8 million!
PoliticsRe: Rashida Bello Covers Vivian Lam Glamour Magazine..special Edition by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:20am On Dec 01, 2018
Emmzy201:
I will use pillow to cover her face and do my thing
grin

At this point it's no longer about her. It's about you!
PoliticsRe: Rashida Bello Covers Vivian Lam Glamour Magazine..special Edition by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:13am On Dec 01, 2018
Emmzy201:
This woman go sweet die
Meanwhile if she comot all de packaging and formwork wey she take hold all de flabby parts in place you go run o!

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