₦airaland Forum

A lot of people are hailing Obama, they don't know our "Oyel" prices are rising a bit because of Trump's hardline stance.

Ehiscotch:
Fayose is currently smiling as the plan he devised is actually working in full throttle. Cut the crap, Fayose is only being petulant: If he threatens to leave he would be appeased with the VP slot.

You all should have known this man's antics by now.

If Atiku were an empty-headed lout he would pick Fayose as running mate.

I am Yoruba, but Atiku had better pick Utomi or Iweala!

Better still, if only he can toast Moghalu to postpone his ambition small......

I want Moghalu to be President!

If it will be through Atiku, then so be it!

emmie14:
You're right but take it easy with the guy because T.A.Orji didn't dig a gutter 8years in the office as Governor of Abia state. If go to Aba you cry.

OK. We need to stop doing comparisons. With politicians we need to think in absolutes.

"Good" or "Bad'', not " Better than so-and-so".

One did nothing. Another did "something" with no real impact on quality of life.

Who did well among them?

vastolord4:
These guys have compelled us to believe that any infrastructure built by them should be a sign of "I have done well" even if it is just 1 kilometer road

We understand why they do it naa....

If they build schools, their kids won't attend.

If they build roads, they will fly overhead in planes and choppers.

If they build hospitals, they and their loved ones will be too disgusted to fall sick in them.

They will never build houses but their own and call it "Government House".

But stadia?!?! Aaaahhhh!

They will build them with an opulent VIP suite behind a bulletproof pane of glass so their " fans" can't get to them!

They then sit sanctimoniously, deluding themselves and their ilk that they share this with ordinary citizens!

Oh, yes!

We understand why they build stadia!

vastolord4:
One thing I like about this guys from there is their love for sports especially football.
They also have great players but football politics in nigeria killed most of their careers.

They use Nigerians' love for football to bamboozle people!

Wetin be stadium?

Not one Governor among them will put up a housing scheme!

No housing scheme with great mortgage plans.

No equipment in govt hospitals.

Schools nko?

Yet they will build multimillion dollar stadia!

See Ambode too, constructing bus stops upandan!

Emperorone:
My Mopol friend killed this Snake earlier today. Guess what next?

You have a MOPOL friend?!?!?

Watch your back, dude!

N o
P ermanent
F riend

Biglittlelois:
Who cares about what Obasanjo thinks of Atiku, he is far better than the touts and the lifeless one in Power

Has anybody even asked Baba what he said about PMB?

Funnicator:
Is she not South South of igbo extraction?

Igbo speaking by the way?

Ngozi will be by far his best choice!

Will the Igbo leave Atiku/Ngozi for Bubu/Osinbajo?

Please, Atiku, go and beg Auntie Ngo to be your vice o!

All SE and SS with a good portion of NC and SW will vote for you!

You are a power in NE and Tambuwal can epp you with NW small, leave the gworo-chewing codeine drinking diehards, Lagos agberos and crazy herdsmen for Mr. Daddy long legs and his short vice.

Xkalaban:
Lol, the guy name na Amu

Just like there is a whole town (with a Polytechnic sef) called OKO.

Loooool!!

Changethechain:
Sarki.. NOI did not ruin the economy but the governors did... Please stop misinforming the public.. It amaechi APC current minister of transport that took Jonathan to court and forced the money to be shared and not saved

Osho-omo-ole was also among.

This man impacted Nigeria's entertainment scene in more ways than one.

For those who don't know, this man trained King Sunny Ade in his band in the sixties.

He was a great comedian and in his days he even played pranks on unsuspecting members of the public. He once parked his car in traffic, came out and addressed angry commuters "e jòó, e gbé okò yìí rù mí" (please help me put this car on my head). Everyone in the hold up burst into laughter.

He was an accomplished actor. Some of his (obviously Yoruba) movies had to be subtitled in French apart from English to reach a wider audience.

I doff my hat, Sir.

May your soul rest in peace.

qwertygeni:
People in Africa always associate snakes with evil. So weird

Did you look at the pic?

A few years ago, a medium sized constrictor escaped from a pet store and entered a nearby home. It strangled two little boys aged four and six.

Evil or not, snakes are not our friends.

Like it or not, a snake will kill a man if it is in a position to do so.

NwaAmaikpe:



She'd be missed by her family but not as a model because she's not so fine.

But what if she raped and stabbed herself just to implicate somebody?

You are mad!

Who let you in here again?

All was well till an insensible mod let this madman in here!

Must we always see this kind of nonsense here?

What is Nairaland coming to?

Wia Yeye Bello?

EmekaMD:
But I thought oduduwa and his children fell from the sky.. apparently rebelled (back-bited) in heaven and was casted down to earth

PS.. before you me mention to clap back, first answer these questions.

1. Where did Satan fall down from?
2. Where did oduduwa fall down from?
3. Why was Satan sent parking from heaven?
4. Then why do u think oduduwa was sent parking from where he fell From?

The ancient gods of the Yoruba fell from the sky which ties in nicely with those worshipped by Nimrod or Namrod or Lamurudu as posited by Reno.

Oduduwa had a father, right? And his father had a name (Lamurudu)......so where did you get your own story from?

SolutionMee:

The robbers messed up big time. The last time a deacon stole my phone during a church service in Nigeria, nothing was done to him. Those robbers are undergoing this present predicament because they stole in a shrine. There's God's grace in Zion. Unlike in shrines. Let's be mindful of where we steal and let's be smart in whatever we're doing. God's grace will always abide with us and help us in all our doings.

Good advice.......for thieves..... .

Those first two pics, eeeeeeeh!

Bubu look like say Thabo don tell an strong tin!

Nbote:
It is only ppl in govt dat can brazenly bring in military hardware and paraphernalia... Those items will still be released to d owners

It is for 2019 election tins, naa.

Knox123:
Na tattoo dey d wife hand abi na wetin?

Called "lali" or sumfin like that.

It's a dye mostly used by northern girls. It wears off.

Babyforever:
the 1st is my landlord always asking stupid questions is that guy your boyfriend

Well........ Is he?

WawaIPODJew:
Lmao .
Your wailing just start .
So, The judge will remove the winner and give it to the loser .
When the election was even obviously a free and fair one to the blind and deaf!
Your wailing just start

Free and fair!

Tell that to voters who fled from bullets in Alekunwodo or those beaten and chased by hoodlums in Orolu.

They all made videos of the acts o.

Tell that to Bray and friends from UK and EU who testified of violence, interference and manipulation to the whole world.

I'm not saying the tribunal will do what is right, though.

It's the penchant of men for insisting to always do wrong that gives people like you the boldness to speak as you just did.

PS. I voted in that election, so I know first hand what I'm talking about. I'm not some keyboard warrior on this one.

henrydadon:
western world are passed this level.

this is basically a toy for white people child.

it called an RC plane.

high time we stop celebrating mediocrity.

Not a drone by any means, unless it can do something else apart from flying.

If it can fly, it's just an RC plane or chopper. If it takes pics or videos or delivers a bomb, it's a drone.

buhariguy:
The fear of not being sack is the reason for hiding their identity.
That means premiumtime must reveal the source or something will happen again.

Seyeifa must be arrested for sabotaging the country because of his personal gain,

So seyeifa bribe those jobless aggressive lazy idiotic pigs of leaders for tribal incitement.
And Those senior officer working for opposition party to be sponsoring Boko Haram must be fish out.

Nigeria must be great again,
Buhari till 2023.

Keep talking.....

akphrat:
Let's vote Buhari again, all this killing will stop

Though it looks like sarcasm, I'm probably gonna have nightmares of that man ruling for another 4 years now.

Thanks a lot.....

iluvdonjazzy:
osaze the fine boy

One of the few Naija footballers whose age is correct.

After all these years, he's still looking young and fit despite being older than Taye Taiwo! ( )

Don't be surprised if Uzoho sef na Osaze Age mate.

HaileSelassie:
Like if you like Dube's music

Abeg, guys, epp me like dis guy post!

His ministry must move to the permanent site!

spiceadole:
Why did he come back?
I plan going for my Masters in UK soon.
I will write PLAB too while abroad and qualify to practise medicine in the UK.
I have no plans of stepping foot in this country anymore.
Never again!
So help me God

He left a wife and child. I'm sure there must be plans to take off with them once he's through with the programme. A PhD in his early thirties, he's gotta he in some demand over there.

You also have loved ones you will leave here. Plan to come back to visit.

That's more realistic than saying "never again".

I wish you success.

This madman's community youths should set his father's compound on fire already!

What a bastard!

mespusinglez:
women always get the credit
if you don't know you won't know

This one decided to make noise naa.....

I know a guy who just came back last week from PhD research work sponsored by DfID. He went and came back to UI quietly.

De geh try sha.

Others ma dey try with less noise.

Yambee:
He has shown his true character.

You know the true character of a man when (A) he comes into sudden money (B) When he holds a position of Authority and feels threatened about losing the position.

For his supporters here on Nairaland. Even the Buhari you guys call a terrorist and wants his head,has never threatened any journalists once to leave his town. When we called Ambode a vindictive person, you guys did not agree, but I hope you guys are seeing his real character?

Do you realise that ''Ambode's 'Aide' " is most likely Tinubu's certified goon?

Nice car.

One of the catchiest brand names ever!

INFINITI

OK. Lemme just drop this screenshot.

No need to type. Ms. Corsi's reply speaks my mind 110%!