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SportsRe: Ronaldo's Rape Documents Were Fabricated- Lawyer by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:00pm On Oct 11, 2018
myfootballface:
As for this case I don't know if Ronaldo is guilty or not. But I've noticed that a very large percentage of women coming out with rape accusations are always against rich and famous men. So are they the only ones that rape?

What this should teach everyone is this- if you're someone with dreams and aspirations of becoming big in life, you MUST pay attention to your dealings with women and be extra careful in your exchanges with them. A career it took 10-15 years to build could be brought crashing down with just one compromising photo that you took innocently when you never knew you could become someone of high value and public scrutiny. Love women but use your brain! Know where you're going!
Very good question!

Meanwhile some married women seduce the plumber while hubby is hard at work!

You will never hear that on the news.
TravelRe: LRU Rescues Fatal Accident Victims On Berger Bridge, Lagos (photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:40pm On Oct 11, 2018
davodyguy:
Ambode Sanwoolu at work
Fixed!

By decree of the Midget of Bourdillon.
FamilyRe: Peruvian Man Uses Google Street View To Get Direction, Catches His Wife Cheating by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:34pm On Oct 11, 2018
IamPlato:
Even Google Is Not In Support Of Cheating.


Anyway, All The Wife Is Trying to Do Is Called LivingFree
She should've stayed single and "lived free" to the "maximest''.

Abi?
FamilyRe: Peruvian Man Uses Google Street View To Get Direction, Catches His Wife Cheating by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:34pm On Oct 11, 2018
grin

She thought she had escaped uncaught!

Her village people must have helped her to cement her destiny!

angry

Lying, cheating.......
PoliticsRe: Issues Delaying Choice Of Atiku’s Running Mate by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:11pm On Oct 11, 2018
TundeBricklayer:
Ngozi Okonjo Iweala to me is the best option for VP.

Meanwhile I wonder how BMC Lagos/Ibadan branch will react if bubu change Osibanjo to southeast candidate grin grin their lover PMB will change to their worst enemy grin grin just like Ambode
I wish PMB will just shed Osinbajo for Akpabio or Okorocha and Atiku picks NOI or Peter Obi.

That would be shooting himself in the head, not even foot again.
PoliticsRe: Issues Delaying Choice Of Atiku’s Running Mate by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:10pm On Oct 11, 2018
TundeBricklayer:
Ngozi Okonjo Iweala to me is the best option for VP.

Meanwhile I wonder how BMC Lagos/Ibadan branch will react if bubu change Osibanjo to southeast candidate grin grin their lover PMB will change to their worst enemy grin grin just like Ambode
I wish PMB will just shed Osinbajo for Akpabio or Okorocha and Atiku picks NOI or Peter Obi.
PoliticsRe: 2019: Presidency Accepts Atiku's Challenge, Releases Buhari's Achievements by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:02pm On Oct 11, 2018
aydought:
This simply shows how "unatikulated" the response to this challenge can be. The intelligent "atikulated" questions are categorized basically into the 16 categories below. What you will expect as smart response is to take one after the other, and provide the answers. ALAS, TOTAL FAILURE!! Therefore, the rating for this first challenge is:- PMB Team - 0; Atiku Team - 16.

Congrats to Atiku Team. We await next round.

In order to give Nigerians the answers they want, we urge the Buhari Campaign Organisation to take the #BuhariChallenge and answer the following questions.

· Name one project initiated, started and completed in the last three years by the Buhari administration.
· Name one youth in President Buhari’s cabinet.
· Name one campaign promise President Buhari has kept.
· Name one Southerner heading a National Intelligence Agency under Buhari.
· Name one terrorist arrested, tried, convicted and imprisoned by the Buhari administration.
· Name one Buhari government official arrested, tried, convicted and imprisoned by the Buhari administration over their many budget padding scandals.
· Name one member of the Buhari administration fingered in corruption that was fired, arrested and currently facing trial.
· Name one former President or Head of State that has not been blamed by President Buhari for the precarious state of the economy he led us into.
· Name one year that Nigeria’s GDP grew faster than her population under Buhari (for 16 years of PDP administrations, Nigeria’s GDP always grew faster than population growth).
· Name the initiatives the Buhari government has put in place to address Nigeria being named the world headquarters for extreme poverty under Buhari.
· Name one initiative the Buhari government has put in place to address Nigeria having the world’s highest number of out of school children (13.2 million according to the United Nations Children Fund).
· Name the date the Ogoni cleanup will begin.
· Name what President Buhari has done with the ₦13 trillion loans he has taken in 3 years (compared to the ₦6 trillion borrowed by the PDP in 16 years).
· Name the real owners of the Ikoyi Apartment billions.
For those in doubt, here is the challenge once again!

Look at the OP again.

Was that list written up there a true answer to the challenge as quoted?
PoliticsRe: NEWSBREAKING: President Buhari Releases Executive Order 8 by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:06am On Oct 11, 2018
caybee007:
To be honest, the level of ignorance among Nigerians is appalling and exhibiting it on a forum like this is disheartening. How would read about a new executive order and the first thing is to start abusing the president and his advisers. Have you tried to do any form of research on income and how it is taxed. Instead of doing that people continue to display their level of ignorance, vacancy and dopiness. To be practical with you, an American with a property in Nigeria which earn him income must declare that income for taxation purposes. If he fails to then he can be sued for tax evasion. A brother lost his job in Citibank US and is facing charges because he fail to declare income from cars he exported to Nigeria for sales. I have another friend in Aussie who had to pay tax arrears after earning from abroad for a long time without declaring to the tax authorities.

Why do we think with our feet in this country. That's is why politicians can twerk us as they like because they understand the level of dumbness among us. I think it is high time we tried to always cross check issues, policies and ideas of others before forming an opinion.

A trait that is apparent among Nigerian youth is laziness and ignorance. I think we deserve the kind of leaders we get. Please do not quote this comment if you do not have anything reasonable to say.

I weep for the future of this country.
Monies made abroad and repatriated should be taxed. It's income, provenance irrespective. That's what happened to both dudes you mentioned.

Investing stolen funds abroad and repatriating the ROI is money laundering. No wahala. It should be combated by international policing and extradition treaties.

Someone who owns a business outside Nigeria will now pay taxes to Nigeria even if profits of said assets are banked outside and there is no traceable funds repatriation? That's bollocks!

The executive order has loopholes and trust Nigerians naa, they will exploit them.
PoliticsRe: NEWSBREAKING: President Buhari Releases Executive Order 8 by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:58am On Oct 11, 2018
theoldpretender:
1.Fitch, the ratings agency, is the source of the break-even price. It varies by country.

2.Oil has been above $80 for a long time, and has fallen below 75 too, between 2008-10, and 2014-18..From 2010-14, oil was above $90.

3.Buhari govt is not doing well because low oil prices. They are not doing well because they keep us dependent on oil
Robust argument based on facts!
PoliticsRe: NEWSBREAKING: President Buhari Releases Executive Order 8 by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:31am On Oct 11, 2018
quentin06:
no you can understand why our govt does nothing to protect its citizens abroad and nothing to encourage their retun home.
The US, for instance, does more to protect Nigerians legally in that country than FG can ever do for its citizens in Nigeria. The Benue dead can attest to that from their mass graves.

That much I understand.

Those out there will not be encouraged to return home unless things actually get better.

Since all the money Naija has ever made has rather made things worse, somehow, even if they pull this nonsense off, it'll just be more money down the drain while things get even worse.
PoliticsRe: NEWSBREAKING: President Buhari Releases Executive Order 8 by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:49am On Oct 11, 2018
Which kind of tax is this?

Offshore assets are in a different country!

Please, anyone, tell us which country is doing this successfully, mbok!

How will someone have a hotel in South Africa and pay tax to Nigerian Government?

huh

This seems like a mad scheme to me o!
CelebritiesRe: Toolz: 'Don't Allow People Rush You Into Marriage' by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:31pm On Oct 10, 2018
Deepfreezer:
She can't be like me.
shocked shocked shocked

Na waa o!

So we get Deep Freezer for Nairaland!

Sorry Sah!
PoliticsRe: Again, Buhari Meets APC Governors Inside Aso Rock by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:25pm On Oct 10, 2018
If una like meet for under Olumo Rock!

Nigeria don tire for una!
CelebritiesRe: Toolz: 'Don't Allow People Rush You Into Marriage' by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:21pm On Oct 10, 2018
grin

See as she full ground like deep freezer!

I hope say no be secret confession she dey do sha!
PoliticsRe: "Kwankwaso Behind Video Of Governor Ganduje Receiving $5m Bribe" - CSOs by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:20pm On Oct 10, 2018
seunmsg:
Opponents not opposition party. The people behind the video are obviously close to him. They could be members of his party who want to push him out for various reasons.
Whatever!

Six and a half dozen are approximately the same, right?
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie: ”We Don’t Care About Trump Calling Africa A Shithole" by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:01pm On Oct 10, 2018
Ajoboss:
who b dis?
Bros, you wan give me money?
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CrimeRe: Human Trafficking; 8 Ghanaian Women Intercepted At Lagos Airport. Photo by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:00pm On Oct 10, 2018
Rapoo:
one of the highest crime in the world is, human trafficking
say NO to human trafficking.
say NO to crime.
say NO to MAN inhumanity to MAN.
You mean SLAVE TRADE?
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie: ”We Don’t Care About Trump Calling Africa A Shithole" by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:53pm On Oct 10, 2018
Dis geh go just old on top matter wey no consign am!

She dey form feminist yet she dey silently receive her husband cable!

She just dey open mouth upandan!

She dey US dey enjoy still dey put mouth for our shithole wey we dey dey smell!

If I enta US no be to just miss? No be to jus dey codedly enjoy life?

Auntie, no waste your saliva dey tok empty tok, y'hear? Use an pray make booboo get small sense!
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CelebritiesRe: Christian & Christopher Bello 4th Birthday: TY Bello Celebrates Her Twin Sons by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:48pm On Oct 10, 2018
FortifiedCity:
angry

How many ringers on a single arm.

The only people I know that wear too many rings on one arm are either occultic people or mad person
As in eeeeehhhn,

The rings plenty pass "jazzified" abokie tanker driver own!

Haba! Is she a local hunter?
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Wale Olagunju Prophecies About 2019 Elections That Have Come To Pass by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:57pm On Oct 10, 2018
ArchangeLucifer:
If he claims to be a prophet, how come he couldn't predict that I would masturbate severally until I suffered temporary paralysis two days ago?

Fake pastors religious conmen everywhere.

*spits angry angry
One look at you would suffice, if only he had time to look in your direction.

*spits*

You like that?
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Cleans Juju On Saraki's Seat With Handkerchief (Photos, Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:14pm On Oct 09, 2018
ojmaroni247:
Dino... The jazz man. U Sabi were u dey my nigga cool
Seriously!
Christianity EtcRe: Is Wealth Tied To A Particular Religion? by Jeezuzpick(m):
I am a staunch Christian, and I will say what a lot of prosperity preachers will never want to say:

Wealth is not tied to religion!

Wealth is tied to faith!

By faith I mean the type a farmer has when he puts a seed into the ground; the type a shop owner has when she stocks up her shop to sell, the type of faith an investor has when he/she buys company stock.

Not the "faith" of carrying all you have to give a man who has more than you!

There is a place for giving to the Church, for tithes and offerings, but please this is never a substitute for hard work.

The "devourer" God said He will rebuke in Malachi chapter 3 is simply events over which you have no control, like sickness, theft, loss of goods, etc.

God Himself has strong words against laziness. If we are to take His words in full, we need to accept what He says about hard work. "He who doesn't work will not eat" (paraphrased). He also said "obedience is better than sacrifice".

Why not obey God who says: "Go to the ant, o ye sluggard, learn from her ways and be wise" instead of "sacrificing" by packing what you have to give to a person who promised you "miraculous multiplication"?

If you obey God and work hard while giving such as He encouraged you to, you will be blessed. If anyone tells you to pack what you have and give him as "seed", be careful, because rich, successful people have one thing in common, Christian or not: all "sowed seed" of time, effort, money, and intellect believing it will yield results, and it did.

Thanks for reading.
CelebritiesRe: Agbani Darego Announces The Birth Of Her Baby Boy by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:56pm On Oct 09, 2018
Tpave:
Where is the picture of the baby Nah? All I can see is balloon representing the baby boy
The pic of the baby will do nothing to improve anyone's life.

She wants to live as normal a life as possible after living in the spotlight for so long and I respect that. She has nothing to prove by posting pics of a newborn online, unlike one blogger who worried everyone with baby bump for months.

At least Linda did not post the delivery video!

Thank God she spared us that horror!

Way to go, Agbani!

Live your life to the fullest without cramming it in people's faces!
Car TalkRe: The 2018 Edition Of Bimmerfest Held In Grand Style (see Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:24pm On Oct 09, 2018
Errrrmmmmm......Autojosh,

What brand is that roadster?
PoliticsRe: How Politicians Deface Street Walls And Surfaces In Lagos (PHOTOS) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:18pm On Oct 09, 2018
EasterDell:
Winning ticket ...
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undecided

It's a joke, right?

huh

Right?
PoliticsRe: Babajide Olusola Picks Babafemi Hamzat As Running Mate by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:56pm On Oct 09, 2018
derbykol:
MFM?
Na so I tok.

Na MFM.
PoliticsRe: Babajide Olusola Picks Babafemi Hamzat As Running Mate by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:50pm On Oct 09, 2018
Shuku0kukobambi:
Maybe you can help us get the answer since you've raised the question
Oga I no know naa.... Daz y I ask.

We just say, for example: "Atiku is a powerful politician" and so he stands a chance against the incumbent. What are his super powers?

Abeg anybody wey sabi epp us answer!
PoliticsRe: Babajide Olusola Picks Babafemi Hamzat As Running Mate by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:45pm On Oct 09, 2018
Meti99:
Muslim-Muslim ticket
I am yet to see any member of Mountain of Fire and Miracles (MFM) who is a Muslim, shaa......

Anyways, that's the church Sanwoolu attends.
PoliticsRe: Babajide Olusola Picks Babafemi Hamzat As Running Mate by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:41pm On Oct 09, 2018
Shuku0kukobambi:
If true, this is solid...very very solid cheesy

That is 2 powerful Lagos boys combining. Mehn, APC can go and sleep. If PDP thought they had a chance before, it just got extinguished.

Fashola's camp properly integrated back into the family. Very good thinking
What made them powerful if not the people supporting them?

The question we should ask is, what are these politicians doing to gain the support of people?

That's the million-dollar question.

I don't know what Buhari or Atiku has done, so, why support either man?
PoliticsRe: Is Abdulrahman Babatunde Sidiq Holding Saraki's Senatorial Ticket? by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:46am On Oct 09, 2018
zlantanfan:
Dead meat, but why does inec allow stepping down when clearly another person won a ticket based on certain ideologies that people voted for.

The one who later takes the ticket is accountable to nobody and mostly doesn't have the basics of an ideology
If INEC can look at the death of an emerging Governor-Elect, ignore his running mate and instead give the runner-up in a party primaries (!) the mandate of the entire people of the state, then anything goes in this country!

It foisted on Kogi a Yahaya Bello who should never have seen sunlight in his twisted life and now an innocent people are suffering and groaning for it.

If said Sidiq has already won the elections and then chose to abdicate for Saraki, then it will come close to what happened in Kogi State.

As at now, it's still within the party.
PoliticsRe: PDP Primary: Tambuwal Finally Speaks On Loss To Atiku, Reveals Next Action by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:40am On Oct 09, 2018
mrakeli62:
Governor Aminu Tambuwal of Sokoto State has congratulated former Vice President Atiku Abubakar for picking the Presidential ticket of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) for the 2019 general elections.

However, Tambuwal, in a letter addressed to Atiku, dated Oct. 8, and issued on Monday in Abuja, pledged to support his presidential bid.


“On behalf of myself, my family, and millions of my supporters from across the length and breadth of the country, I heartily rejoice with and congratulate you on your emergence as the flag bearer of our great political party, the PDP.
“Your emergence through a transparent process is a testament to the fact that the PDP is now a reformed party and has sent a strong signal about our resolve to bring about the desired national transformation needed to turn around the fortunes of our beloved nation Nigeria,” he said.
Tambuwal promised to work with Atiku to ensure that he emerged victorious in the 2019 general elections, and urged members of the PDP to roll up their sleeves to ensure victory for it.

https://www.akelicious.net/2018/10/pdp-primary-tambuwal-finally-speaks-on.html
Way to go!

Give him Sokoto, Kebbi and Zamfara!
BusinessRe: Oil Prices Fall As U.S. Signals Possible Waivers On Iran Sanctions by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:37am On Oct 09, 2018
wink2015:
NIGERIA'S CRUDE OIL BASED ECONOMY WILL BEGIN TO SHILVER! with this fluctuation in pricing of crude oil.

Diversify the Nigeria economy into Agriculture and Solid Mineral including Information Technology and get the peace of mind.
Shiver?

Something wet go soon die?

If you know how far the world has gone in renewable energy.......

Floating solar and wind farms, more efficient solar PV cells, increased roll out of electric vehicles (cars, trucks, trains)...

We go soon hear am!

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