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Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Begs Court Not To Entertain Suit Seeking To Probe Him For Corruption by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:42pm On Oct 23, 2018

Oooooohhhhhh, Nigeria!

Travel › Re: Osinbajo Receives Dana Airplane Model At Nigerian Economic Summit by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:25pm On Oct 23, 2018

So this is news?

undecided

Politics › Re: Osinbajo: What Surprised Me Most As Vice President by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:24pm On Oct 23, 2018

I'll bet the Prof isn't surprised by corruption anymore.....

He's swimming in it now.

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Sports › Re: Rashidi Yekini's 55th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:50pm On Oct 23, 2018

October the 23rd....

Pelé's birthday (1940).

Yekini's birthday (1963).

Kanu scored 3 goals in 15 minutes in epic win for Arsenal over Chelsea (1999).

This day is interesting as far as football is concerned.

Celebrities › Re: Tania Omotayo Shares Her Traditional Wedding Picture by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:44pm On Oct 23, 2018

Nigerian-used!

Romance › Re: Couple Rocks Wizkid’s Starboy Jersey In Lovely Pre-wedding Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:25pm On Oct 23, 2018

No just shock if una first born resemble Wizkid!

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Crime › Re: Man Who Was On His Way To Lock A Church Among Those Killed In Kaduna Crisis(pics by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:19pm On Oct 23, 2018

GoTV:
Nobody is killing Christians. Kaduna crises broke out and alot of Nigerians irrespective of tribe and religion were unfortunately killed. Why do we Christians like to claim victims of every misfortunes? Why make it seem like Christians are the primary target? We Christians should be careful of causing religious crisis with our misguided talks.

I just can't wish you and yours to be slaughtered like this, so I won't.

Revel in your madness, because.....
You are a confirmed madman!

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Food › Re: Photos: Nigerian Man Wins Spicy Food Challenge In China by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:29pm On Oct 22, 2018

Olohunjedalo:
Sunday CJ
What kind of name is that?

The OP cannot read.

There is a full stop between the day (Sunday) and the name (CJ).

The guy just gave his initials or a shortened form of his name.

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Politics › Re: Okonjo-iweala Asks Politicians To Stop Using Her Name by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:18pm On Oct 22, 2018

bankyblue:
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U guys should hug transformer for all I care

Yeah, right!

And what could you do for all I care?

Dive into a volcano?

Just....... do the world a favour and do it already!

Health › Re: 5 Dangerous Pregnancy Complications That Can Destroy Your Home by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:05pm On Oct 22, 2018

addicted268:
Thank God for his mercies.my story is quite similar to your wife's (except the jaundice part).they had to give me an injection cos i could go into seizure any moment according to the doctor.my husband isnt home too.my bundle of inestimable joy is one month old.

Thank God for His many mercies!

Say hi to baby for me.

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Politics › Re: Sadik Adam Resumes As NHIS Acting Executive Secretary by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:48pm On Oct 22, 2018

I hope this new guy will not receive teargas and get "Transmission-Transmission'ed" to Kuje.

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Politics › Re: "Nnamdi Kanu Is Not In Jerusalem" - Israeli Government Responds by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:13pm On Oct 22, 2018

Roger3D:
Lying Jews. If it turns out the isrealis are harbouring one of our country's most wanted fugitives Nigeria should cut off diplomatic relations with the isreali state. Isreal a peaceful nation? Hahahahahah

Has it not happened before? Did Israel cry because Naija "severed" ties? Last-last, no be Naija still go back go meet den?

Gwagwalada Specialist Hospital was built by Israelis. What has Nigeria ever done for them?

We need Israel a million times than they need us. For one: a treaty with Israel for equipment and personnel to aid the war in NE will snuff out BH in a few days.

These dudes turned a desert into a flourishing food basket! They are number 1 in the world in desalination technology, yet a lot of Lagosians are drinking faecal-contaminated water in the name of boreholes!

Instead of going to Israel, our ogas went to China.

embarassed

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Health › Re: 5 Dangerous Pregnancy Complications That Can Destroy Your Home by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:43pm On Oct 22, 2018

drTOO:
Az inn, I no understand. Destroy home bawo??

It can turn a couple with a baby on the way into a broken, newly-widowed man left to pick the pieces of a shattered life.

Nearly happened to me. Thank God it didn't.

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Health › Re: 5 Dangerous Pregnancy Complications That Can Destroy Your Home by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:35pm On Oct 22, 2018*

My wife was alone in the house (I had just traveled) when she measured her BP and it was off the charts. She was just about nine months pregnant.

I was on the road to Abuja when the SMS came in. She went to our famiy physician who told her to go to the hospital. She was placed on admission and had the C-section the next day, while I was in a meeting hundreds of kilometers away. Mother and child were not doing too well; he came out jaundiced, she was managing hypertension.

Fast forward almost ten years and another son later, I look back at the turmoil and know that had she not measured her BP at that moment, she could've collapsed and been history with the baby! I thank God that didn't happen.

Preeclampsia is something else o.

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Sports › Re: "We Are Worried About Lionel Messi's Injury" - Barcelona President Bartomeu by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:49pm On Oct 22, 2018

Messi is the most important player in Barcelona football.

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Entertainment › Re: Osaze Musical Group, Benue And Raunchy Dance Got People Talking (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:22am On Oct 22, 2018

Where are the herdsmen?

Crime › Re: Hawa Yinusa, The Woman Who Leads Kidnap, Robbery Gang Arrested by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:13am On Oct 22, 2018

Proffdada:
What a man can do .....

A woman will try to do by force!

Crime › Re: Hawa Yinusa, The Woman Who Leads Kidnap, Robbery Gang Arrested by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:12am On Oct 22, 2018

I hope "Transmission-Transmission" has searched under that burqa for IEDs......to avoid stories that tosh.......

Politics › Re: Okonjo-iweala Asks Politicians To Stop Using Her Name by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:15am On Oct 22, 2018

MallamJackson:
Babu qarya aboki na.

dole ne sai ya koma...

#DauraDole

Yanzu,

Ba hanya,

Ba wuta,

Ba aiki,

Ba abinci,

Baba maikarya, da'allah ka tace ka je gonan ku!

#Dauradolene!

Politics › Re: Okonjo-iweala Asks Politicians To Stop Using Her Name by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:06am On Oct 22, 2018

MallamJackson:
Buhari and crew please stop using and or misusing the womans "good name" for your political maneuvers

You want a good name?

then get one of your own

how?

by earning one

shikenan!!

Da mai magana?

Daura dai baba!!

Sosai!

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Politics › Re: Okonjo-iweala Asks Politicians To Stop Using Her Name by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:04am On Oct 22, 2018

bankyblue:
Why she they feel to important?

Abeg make she go sitdon for sh*t

She's not "feeling important". She is.

That's why people are using her image upandan.

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Crime › Re: Maiwada Galadima, Agom Adara Kidnapped In Kaduna By Fulani Gunmen (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:57pm On Oct 20, 2018

vertueptime:
Correct it to kidnappers, what evidence do u have it was fulani heardsmen?

Yeah.

"Kidnappers" take their victims and then kill scores of innocents.

How market?

Crime › Re: Maiwada Galadima, Agom Adara Kidnapped In Kaduna By Fulani Gunmen (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:53pm On Oct 20, 2018

No ugly Turban.

A Christian, eh?

These guys are so cocksure of their continuity in government that they are not reining in their guys in spite of the imminent election.

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Politics › Re: Hamman Tukur Is Dead by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:34pm On Oct 20, 2018*

wink2015:
When I saw the subject title I initially thought it was Bamanga Tukur, former Presidential aspirant.

Little did I know that it was another TUKUR!

Life is so short let we as human live the best of it while it last and be good to one another.

Rest in Peace to the departed!

This one appeared to have been a good man.

I met him once, in 2006 in TCN HQ Abuja. He had retired even then. His visit was like Santa Claus storming kindergarten.

He was loved and respected by everybody.

Among other things, I was told he supervised the construction of Egbin Thermal Station.

What is the one thing Bamaga did for which he should be remembered?

Yet politicians somehow get all the attention in our Nigeria.

Politics › Re: See moment Obasanjo mocked Tinubu over leadership position in APC (VIDEO) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:29am On Oct 20, 2018

TheOdd1sOut:
obasanjo should go and sit down.
He's just a bully who attacks anybody who doesn't act or say anything nice to him
I don't blame him sha. The guy who quoted me below is right. Both of them are greedy political cabals

Tinubu is a bully too.

Ask Osun State indigenes.

Culture › Re: Why I Married Moronke Naomi Silekunola - Ooni Of Ife, Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:01am On Oct 20, 2018

NwaAmaikpe:

That is apparently the blood from an unlucky mined skull.

They say she is a prophetess. Don't get it twisted,
White garment churches are fetish traditionalist who use Bibles.

Did someone steal your phone?

Family › Re: Woman's Wedding Ring Refuses To Be Removed, Finger Set To Be Cut - Facebook User by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:42pm On Oct 19, 2018

GAZZUZZ:
An easy cut with an angle grinder

Family › Re: Woman's Wedding Ring Refuses To Be Removed, Finger Set To Be Cut - Facebook User by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:18pm On Oct 19, 2018

Do I need to say anything?

undecided

Celebrities › Re: Ola Omonitan Is Dead! Ajimajasan Dies Of Prostrate Cancer by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:04pm On Oct 18, 2018

Omeokachie:
Wow!

So sad.

Not too sure now, but I think he was part of that sitcom featuring Jacob, Papalolo and Aderupoko back in the day.
Well, for those old enough at the time.

Guy!

You be fada o!

Jacobu......Papalolo.....Aderupoko........

Those were the days!

Haaaa!

Nigeria yaff spoil.........

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Travel › Re: Khalid Al-makura: Drunk Governor’s Son Crushes 6 Persons In Motor Accident by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:08pm On Oct 18, 2018

Gossiplover:
stop deceiving yourself. Muslims drink very well and fornicate also AS DO OTHERS. I was born in Sabon Gari in Kano state, I know what I am talking about. They even drink and smoke substances from gutter. a quick search on Google will show you that the north has the highest number of codeine consumers. argue with the internet.

For your information, GoTV is a loon. Don't quote him again. He's not worthy of 1kb of data.

I wouldn't have bothered to tell you this if I didn't suspect you don't know the truth about his mental state.

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Celebrities › Re: Wizkid On Daddy's Duty As Zion Falls Asleep In His Arm While Watching Cartoon by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:21am On Oct 18, 2018

Fathers are carrying babies the world over, no big deal, right?

Wizkid makes it a big deal because, to him, it IS a big deal!

Like, something he does once a year or something.....

undecided

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