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Politics › Re: See Governor Ambode’s Bulletproof Cars by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:13pm On May 14, 2018
Is it not Fashola that bought that Range Rover, or this is a different one?

Anyways, it's needed in the Nigeria we're in today.

As long as he doesn't carry the cars home when handing over.
Events › Re: Lady Finally Attends Wedding Where Food Was Shared To Everybody by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:38pm On May 14, 2018
Omo!

So that's what it takes! Ask men to direct food sharing!

Issokay!
Sports › Re: Jay Jay Okocha And Usain Bolt Pictured Together by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:40pm On May 13, 2018
Honestly,

I came for the height difference.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Sam Adeyemi Graduates With A Phd From Regent University, US (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:55pm On May 13, 2018
flyca:
How do non-smokers end up with brown teeth? embarassed


Please don't quote me and say rubbish. I'm a very quiet somborry o cry
1.Coffee

2. Ofe mmanu

Just 2 possible ways.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Dotun Popoola Creates 'Dog And Chicken' From Scrap Materials (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:55pm On May 12, 2018
Harmoony:
Unfortunately talent don't mean anything in this part of the world cry
That's what the internet is for.
Celebrities › Re: Praiz: "Ladies Who Want To Date Me Should Try Their Luck By Applying" by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:32am On May 12, 2018
Slay queens are gonna have a field day with this niggah....

Rape accusation loading......
Fashion › Re: Princess Chinenye Of Awkuzu: Australian Women Went Gaga For My Attire In UK by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:18am On May 12, 2018
With the colorful pattern, her hair and complexion, she kinda looks like a Native Australian (Aborigine)
Crime › Re: Notorious Cultists Who Killed 11 People In Kwara State, Arrested By Police. PICS by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:59pm On May 11, 2018
congorasta:
dirty afonigrams
Look dem well.

These guys are fulanis.
Crime › Re: Illegal Private Guards In Osun Arrested By Security Operatives During Raid. Pics by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:05pm On May 11, 2018
NSCDC regulates private security companies.

These guys neva settle!

Dasall!
Celebrities › Re: Abimbola Ayeni: I Can Allow My Boobs To Be Touched In A Movie, No Big Deal by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:01pm On May 11, 2018
Beht,

Dis geh no fine na!

undecided
Celebrities › Re: Lizzy Anjorin Exposes Omoba Adeleke For Calling Her A Prostitute - Pictures by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:31pm On May 11, 2018
They got history.
Sports › Re: Super Eagles Vs Atletico Madrid In Uyo - 2 - 3 (Full-Time) by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:29pm On May 11, 2018
grin

Please!

DON'T WATCH!

Nna, na wit basket we go take pack goals set day.

I'm shuddering already.
Crime › Re: Man Charged For Rape After Sucking Lady’s Breasts by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:26pm On May 11, 2018
shocked

She was hypnotized by the suction!

That guy must be a vulcanizer!
Crime › Re: 56 Bandits Responsible For Kaduna Killings Arrested (photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:09pm On May 11, 2018
iAudio:
All 56 of them live in the same house, so Nigeria police went there with their sophistication and arrested them all.
I just weak, I swear!
Celebrities › Re: Leo Babarinde Dasilva Looks Dapper In New Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:44am On May 11, 2018
undecided

I look dapper too, but no one cares.

So, why should I care about this?
Education › Re: Cornell University Student Strips In Class To Defend Her Presentation In NewYork by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:06am On May 11, 2018
GreyLaw:
Unserious kid.

Who comes to make an academic presentation wearing rubbish?

I support the professor; she's right.

This is not about religion or morality, but about professionalism.
She's not "unserious".

She did her research, prepared her slides and came ready for the defence.

The problem is in the American society, where morality has long died.

They are coming for us in Nigeria too, you know.

That's why your eyes will pop out of their sockets when you hear BBNaija prize is N100million!

Molester Kemmen
Fornicators TeddyA, Bambam, Miracle, Nina, all of them have been glossed up and fools are celebrating them. Even that pile of junk CeeC was able to confidently declare "you will celebrate me", and why not?
Romance › Re: Five Things A Woman Can Offer In A Relationship Apart From Sex by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:27am On May 11, 2018
ItzBIM:
I'm pretty sure you have heard a statement like this before "After sex some girls have nothing else to offer" well I am here to tell you ladies some things you can offer in a relationship apart from sex.

1. HUMOR

No man wants a girl with no sense of humor, some girls think a relationship is a one-sided affair, as long as he is making me laugh and happy am ok. Wrong. It should also be the other way around. A sense of humor is a necessity in life and you should enjoy using it to its fullest extent. Don't get angry over every little thing learn to laugh at yourself once in a while.

2. EQUAL CONTRIBUTIONS

You should be able to provide for your man as much as he provides for you because he deserves to feel safe and loved too. Strive to match his ambition, not stand on the sidelines while he does all of the work. No reason why you shouldn't be able to assist during difficult times, taking him on dates.

3. HUMILITY

A woman should possess the humility needed to set aside her own needs and give support to her man. This can be as small as giving him control over the remote or as big as choosing what kind of car to buy. Of course, you would have your preferences. You will voice your opinions. But overall, you know making your man happy will ultimately help you, and the relationship thrive.

4. SUPPORT
"Behind every successful man, there is a woman"
A man needs someone who has his back. A woman is great at this because she falls into the role of chief supporter. Women naturally encourage and support. They tell their men they are doing a great job, and that they are good at what they do.
When your man has issues with a co-worker, you should be able to help him understand how to deal with it. Give him the extra push he needs to take care of business. When he succeeds, you celebrate with him.

5. LOYALTY
You should be loyal to your man. Make dishonesty repulsive to you. If you make a commitment, make sure you stick to it. Mean what you say and stay loyal to your man no matter how far away you are.

Thanks for reading

Feel free to add yours
Any man demanding all this shii from a woman should put a ring on her finger like a boss.
Crime › Re: 4 Secondary School Boys Arrested By Delta Police For Cultism. See Items Recovere by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:11pm On May 10, 2018
Cutlasses?

You sure shay no be farm dese boys dey go?

Police dey lie o!
Politics › Re: Dipo Bode George Dies At 42 by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:30pm On May 10, 2018
Too bad....
Celebrities › Re: Checkout Efe 2014 Throwback Photo by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:59pm On May 10, 2018
How is this rubbish news?

Efe snapped a picture in 2014, so what?

Is it that he is no longer snapping or what?
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Struck By Thunder, Hospitalized (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:48am On May 10, 2018
ShyCypher:
grin grin

OMG

So na true? This "thunder fire you dia" dey work oh.
On a serious note, this your flashing GIF is dangerous to some o. It can induce epileptic fit.
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Struck By Thunder, Hospitalized (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:47am On May 10, 2018
Thunder fire her!

grin
Properties › Re: Anambra Youths Use Pure Water To Quench House Fire In Onitsha (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:41am On May 10, 2018
grin

See lazy yoots!

They have too much time on their hands, thanks to Bubu's failure at job creation, so they could use pure water to put out a fire that Bubu's failed fire service couldn't.

Odimma!
Properties › Re: Anambra Youths Use Pure Water To Quench House Fire In Onitsha (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:41am On May 10, 2018
grin

See lazy yoots!

They have too much time in their hands, thanks to Bubu, so they could use pure water to put out a fire that Bubu's failed fire service couldn't.

O dinma!
Politics › Re: 'Stop Herdsmen Killings, Release Leah Sharibu': Christians Protest In Lafia (Pic by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:41pm On May 09, 2018
obailala:
For all these folks calling out Osinbajo, is there really any adult Nigerian who doesnt know vice presidents in Nigeria are more like zero-authority APPOINTEES of the president?... Why do we have so many people acting so ignorant of this simple fact lately?
It shouldn't be so, and we're calling for the ideal situation. It's not like things should just keep going the same way in this country.
Politics › Re: Senators In Closed-door Meeting Over Ig's Non-appearance Today by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:19pm On May 09, 2018
These guys can hit police in their budget allocation o.

Idris won't smile by then.
Politics › Re: 'Stop Herdsmen Killings, Release Leah Sharibu': Christians Protest In Lafia (Pic by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:17pm On May 09, 2018
Good.

Final protest is in 2019.

PVC is the best placard.

If Osinbajo will not speak for his people, let him go back to.his parish.
Nairaland General › Re: How Hausa People Raised Alarm After Sighting Fulani Trucks In Cross River. PICS by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:24pm On May 09, 2018
tragergeorge:
how many have you reported to the authorities since you know their movement huh
If na you, you go report?
Romance › Re: "Your Boyfriend Deserves To Know Your Body Count" - Joro Olumofin To Ladies by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:23pm On May 09, 2018
angry

E go fear confession, na!

IamaNigerianGuy:
How did you answer ? Lying in confession is another sin entirely grin grin grin
Romance › Re: "Your Boyfriend Deserves To Know Your Body Count" - Joro Olumofin To Ladies by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:22pm On May 09, 2018
grin

Body count!

Na serial killer?
Celebrities › Re: Davido "Bought" A Private Jet !!! - Check His Reply by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:21pm On May 09, 2018
airminem:
Davido, I Advice You Join Politcs And Add Value To Your People/constituent Like You Uncle.
What uncle?

The dancing bug?
Celebrities › Re: Moesha Boduong Suspected Of Butt Surgery As Throwback Photo Surfaces by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:19pm On May 09, 2018
Shedrack777:
do women with big behind and big chest ever sit down and realize they are nothing but men's intimacy gadgets. ok, let them continue squatting and enhancing it. while we'll be suck/bleeping them
.....and vomiting dollars into their account, which is what they care about.

Dude, that butt job is an investment!

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