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PoliticsRe: Rice Production: Audu Ogbeh Lied - Thailand Ambassador by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:23pm On Mar 07, 2018
Oga Ambassador,

We already knew the old goat lied.
He and his kind lie all the time. They lie to survive.

Thanks, anyhow!
PoliticsRe: Dan Orbih Storms Edo Police Station With Crowd Over 'Rice Diversion' by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:21pm On Mar 07, 2018
Reference:
And what is a crowd Einstein?
The topic was "see the crowd..... "

The focus was the crowd. I thought Edo people were really behind this guy so I came to see a crowd.

English language describes this motley group as a "crowd", though, but in a city of more than a million people......
Car TalkRe: Look At How Someone Converted A Mercedes Benz To A Rolls Royce (photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:50am On Mar 07, 2018
Don't doubt it if you discover these our "yeyebities" are fabricating cheap knock-offs Like these to "oppress".
PoliticsRe: Dan Orbih Storms Edo Police Station With Crowd Over 'Rice Diversion' by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:45am On Mar 07, 2018
Wey de crowd?

I came to see a sea of heads and, what do I get?

Like, 70-80 people?
CelebritiesRe: 9 Nigerian Celebrities Who Stylishly Rocked The Trending Tracksuit Pants by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:24pm On Mar 06, 2018
shocked

Why den come dey do leg like cripple naa?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: When Does Your Grade No Longer Matter To Employers? by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:25am On Mar 06, 2018
When you have good experience, soft skills and certifications.
PoliticsRe: Saraki Presents Africa’s Map-Painted Ostrich Egg To President Nana Akufo-Addo by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:45am On Mar 06, 2018
shocked

See head!

Are we sure this Ghanaian President is not a Fl...no?
CrimeRe: 6-Man Kidnap Gang Gunned Down By Police In Agbor, Delta State (Graphic Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:41pm On Mar 05, 2018
rentAcock:
There's hunger in the land. A 70k per month minimum wage for all citizens will reduce 60% of all crimes in Nigeria.
Let FG implement 70k minimum wage and watch garri go to 1k per mudu.
EducationRe: Super Long Building In Obafemi Awolowo University, Ife (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:05pm On Mar 05, 2018
rickyboss333:
exactly! then what will third mainland bridge be na
Correct!

I just brought forward an example of a structure longer than that building.......so.....
EducationRe: Super Long Building In Obafemi Awolowo University, Ife (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:53pm On Mar 05, 2018
greypencils:
but the auditorium is not a building. Its more or less a shed
It's a structure.

The poster I quoted said that building is believed to be the longest STRUCTURE in West Africa.
CelebritiesRe: RMD Hosts Uduaghan, Don Jazzy, Dele Momodu, AY Others To Exclusive Dinner(pics) by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:47pm On Mar 05, 2018
WaffenSS:
Time.

The enemy of all women.

Omotola is fast losing the battle.
Kate seems to be holding on to a tenacious draw.

CelebritiesRe: RMD Hosts Uduaghan, Don Jazzy, Dele Momodu, AY Others To Exclusive Dinner(pics) by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:45pm On Mar 05, 2018
That RMD's shoe eeeeeehhhhn!

shocked shocked shocked

Baaaaaad treads!
EducationRe: Super Long Building In Obafemi Awolowo University, Ife (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:26pm On Mar 05, 2018
HighIQ:
The building is said to be the new building for the the faculty of environmental design and management (EDM) believed to be the longest structure in West Africa.
Longer than the auditorium in RCCG camp?

I doubt that.
CelebritiesRe: PHOTOS: Dr Sid Imitates The Famous Ebuka Agbada At Bbnaija Live Show by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:44pm On Mar 04, 2018
Etihadstore:
I belong to the 1% nigerian's that has never seen a second in this bbnaija show

Dedicating this first to comment to everyone that had their account banned because of this useless bbnaija
Another proud one-percenter here.

I'm happy to identify with you.

BTW, an appeal to all Nigerians, please stop calling that "robe" an Agbada.
BusinessRe: An Open Letter To Folorunsho Alakija For Accepting Oil Well By 'Faith' by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:14pm On Mar 04, 2018
Nice one!

The Madam won't tell us how it happened that she was even considered for an oil block.

How many Jane Does can actually just happen on an oil block, even one without prospects?
CrimeRe: Exercise Cat Race: Soldiers Arrest Herdsmen In Nasarawa State (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:58pm On Mar 04, 2018
These are not the guys they should be after!

Cutlasses? Every farmer carries one in Nigeria naa.

It's the AK47 toting ones we want to see.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Falls On Stage In Kigali, Rwanda (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:55pm On Mar 04, 2018
Emilokoiyawon:
grin grin grin As long as he still gets paid - owo ni koko. Who standing epp? grin grin grin
Go ask Yinka Ayefele.
CrimeRe: MTN Mast Thieves Caught In Enugu State & Beaten (Pictures) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:36pm On Mar 04, 2018
grin

I came here to look at the faces.

I'm not too disappointed, but I just wish they were caught in Mushin.

OP, how can someone steal a whole MTN mast?

Are they planning to dismantle de tin or.......

Ayam not understanding ooo!
Car TalkRe: Toyota Develops World's Most Thermally Efficient 2.0-liter Petrol Engine by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:49pm On Mar 04, 2018
mfm04622:
Look, don't mix things up! You claimed we should NOT prospect for oil again since electric vehicle is getting mainstream and Toyota introduced a fuel efficient engine. When I pointed out other countries are still prospecting for oil, you should have just accepted.
There is nothing wrong in FG funding the prospecting for oil because FG is always part owner of the oil blocks. For US, the block belongs 100% to investors. And who told you we don't make money from oil? What have we been using to fund the budget?
I'm not mixing anything up.

The future of the world has less and less going for fossil fuels.

Private investors may prospect if they feel they can make money, then the Govt performs oversight functions and collects taxes.

Our Government has been looking for oil in the North on and off for decades. Do you know that? They have not found any, yet they keep at it.

Why is ExxonMobil or Total not doing it? Could it be because there may not be profit enough to make it attractive?

UAE turned their economy from oil to tourism. Japan has only electricity in abundance, and they used that to build their nation.

We have gold, nickel, coal, iron ore, precious and semiprecious stones, vast arable land, large rivers and a very long coastline, yet the Govt is chasing more oil.

The price of oil has fallen, and nations are looking to wean themselves off oil as much as possible, as soon as possible. Why not look at developing our other resources? Oil may be vital for our present as a nation. Can we boldly say it can sustain our future?

These questions need answers badly, and soon!
SportsRe: Jay-jay Okocha Inducted Into Bundesliga Legends Network by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:12pm On Mar 04, 2018
Mathematical:
I still wonder why Okocha was never crowned African footballer despite his illustrious career lalasticlala
African nonsense naa.
CrimeRe: Momohjimoh Idris 'Always' Kidnap: Soldier Killed During Rescue Operation by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:08pm On Mar 04, 2018
poseidon12:
You are funny. I know some nice people from there though.
If an Okene person likes you, he or she will go to the ends of the earth for you, though they might not be nice about it.
CrimeRe: Momohjimoh Idris 'Always' Kidnap: Soldier Killed During Rescue Operation by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:06pm On Mar 04, 2018
Young03:
Mr nice guy
Nothing "nice" about it.

He died doing his job.

Look for Fela's "zombie" and listen to it.

".....go and kill (joorojaarajooro)
......go and die (joorojaarajooro)...."

That song is about the army, a sad song about the truth of obeying orders.
SportsRe: Fiorentina Captain Davide Astori Has Died In His Sleep by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:00pm On Mar 04, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

So sad.

Research has proven that people who die in their sleeps apparently had a terrible bad dream and died of the shock from it.

The worst thing that can happen to a person is to have a heart attack while having sex in the dream...

Conji is a devil.
Please post links so we can assess this your research, biko.
Car TalkRe: Toyota Develops World's Most Thermally Efficient 2.0-liter Petrol Engine by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:31pm On Mar 04, 2018
Originalsly:
What should they be doing?...importing oil? ... how can we ever progress when we think and act like crabs in a barrel?
All the oil we have, what have we made of it?

Oga crab, why not build other sectors?

Ajaokuta is there, 98% completed. Why not finish it and use our vast steel, limestone and coal to feed it and make something of a great asset?

Do you know the meaning of prospecting? It means they have NOT found oil! They are SEARCHING for oil and left the many resources we do have and know where they are!

Do you think your reasoning is sound? Do you think your education was not a waste? Do you think you have made sense?

What is wrong with Nigerians that their thinking has become so stunted?
Car TalkRe: Toyota Develops World's Most Thermally Efficient 2.0-liter Petrol Engine by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:50am On Mar 04, 2018
mfm04622:
Meanwhile, some goats don't know reasonable people all over the world are still prospecting for oil. Go research how many new rigs go online in the US every MONTH!
Guy how many of those prospectors and rigs are government-sponsored?

Are they not private endeavors who seek government licences and pay taxes?

In case you don't know, oil prospectors are meant to be a source of income to the government, not upside down like in Nigeria.

You're really funny comparing US with Nigeria.
Car TalkRe: Toyota Develops World's Most Thermally Efficient 2.0-liter Petrol Engine by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:47am On Mar 04, 2018
Cuteamigo1:
mehn our problems if you ask me appear to be insurmountable but then canada and Australia are countries with a relatively small population compared to us. dont you think that makes them easier to govern and for government to implement all thier developmental plans? compared to our ever growing population
The situation in those countries is simply that they refused to let their limitations hamper development.

If they relaxed and got complacent that all indigemes have jobs, what about their place in the global community? So they didn't relax, kept growing and so kept creating jobs.

Job creation is a growth index. Is Nigeria creating jobs with the funds being expended by prospecting for oil? I tell you, if we end the herdsmen madness and spend that money on agriculture, more people will be employed and less people will be hungry.
Car TalkRe: Toyota Develops World's Most Thermally Efficient 2.0-liter Petrol Engine by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:03am On Mar 04, 2018
Cuteamigo1:
you are right you know. but given all you said i think the problem is the leadership and not just the search for the oil because i seriously belive we need more oil to stop our dependence on oil (how funny is that). for us to grow and achieve all the things you mentioned we need alot of revenue from this same oil because for now it is our major forieng exchange earner but i belive the problem is that when the forex is saved instead of being invested in the things you talked about it gets stolen or shared as national cake.
Now we're getting somewhere!

Other sectors create Nigerian jobs. A boom in Agriculture and Manufacturing sectors (aided by a boom in Power sector) will create so many jobs.

Canada and Australia don't export more oil than us, yet they are looking for people to come do the jobs that are constantly being created in their countries.

Meanwhile some poor, myopic sod was there heaping insults on his father and celebrating himself for being an intellectual.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Question An American Asked About Nigerians Stealing Their Jobs And Reply He Got by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:55am On Mar 04, 2018
Some of Nigeria's best professionals are heading out to the US to do these jobs. The US government caused this in tandem with Naija's own.

How?

US govt created a conducive environment while FGN has assiduously maintained a horrible one as if it is their calling.
Car TalkRe: Toyota Develops World's Most Thermally Efficient 2.0-liter Petrol Engine by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:42am On Mar 04, 2018
Cuteamigo1:
bro i feel your pain but seriously what the correlation here. toyota is a private company developing a car engine and Nigeria is a country that feels oil in the chad basin will create the necessary energy security that is needed to gather resources necessary to propel us to growth and development (assuming they have the best intentions for the coubtry) so please what are you angry about?
Good question!

I'm angry because all our leaders since oil boom have become lazy, unimaginative A-holes!

Just keep selling oil! Keep sharing the money!!

The schools can turn to sh.it, the farms can be left to rot, hospitals can become butcher shops and roads death traps.

Just look for more oil to sell.

The world is going electric. We are looking for more oil.
Car TalkRe: Toyota Develops World's Most Thermally Efficient 2.0-liter Petrol Engine by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:41am On Mar 04, 2018
More efficiency means more output for the same input.
Engines of same capacity will perform like their counterparts (RPM, torque, horsepower, etc) while using less fuel.
Car TalkRe: Toyota Develops World's Most Thermally Efficient 2.0-liter Petrol Engine by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:37am On Mar 04, 2018
SLIDEwaxie:
you are the goat. What exportable product is you and your father creating that brings foreign exchange into the country?

You criticize everything. Yet, if the government bans foreign imports, you go still cry say dem wan kill u..

Idiot.
If I hear u talk there again, I will...
Is anything wrong with diversifying the economy?

Den take oyel do us?

Abi na ya papa dey do de tin?

Why the painment naa?
BusinessRe: Nigeria Moves To Recover $3 Billion From Chinese Owned Addax Petroleum by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:38am On Mar 04, 2018
Ngwanu, keep recovering.

Recover on paper.

Meanwhile, no money to fund projects.

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