₦airaland Forum

Caseless:
yes, he's cramjones.

Heheheeeee!

#Nigeriaonthebrink!

Even don change mouth!

Damsman10:
I dnt know if my calculation is right or not because I think in dis chain, d last person ends up with 1 demon or 0.0demon... sebi

That's not how it really works.

The Bible talks about how demons actually invite other demons to exploit their victims.

We are not talking about pests like lice or dust mites here. We're talking about intelligent beings able to hoodwink the wisest of men!

Now I'm really late!

Ciao!

AllNaijaBlogger:
When the average Nigerian is ignorant, what do you expect? I don't blame the Nairaland admin. If you notice, the top blogs in Nigeria are gossip blogs. Compare this to the USA or UK where tech, political and hard news blogs are the most popular.


Not to derail, the op is rubbish. I am a christian as well and I don't subscribe to this paranoia over spiritual matters. I am a spiritual person but I believe that the devil is in the heart of men (what men do) and not in sex or food or dreams

Believe it or not, there is no part of human endeavour where people haven't studied to expert levels, if you will.

In the "developed" countries you so idolise, you will be surprised at how much attention demonism, spiritism and the paranormal receive.

Seances, Ouija boards, dreamcatchers, tarot cards, palmistry, Satanism.....don't get me started!

I am a Christian too. If you are really one, you gotta believe in a literal, organized kingdom of darkness, and you must be mindful of its operations so you will not fall victim to it!

Now, I know some people are given to flights of fancy and tend to over-spiritualise issues, but, if you have ever seen a young girl flung to the ground writhing like a snake or heard a little boy talking with an old man's deep bass voice, you may get a little paranoid too!

I have seen these things happen, and I know that we cannot be too careful about how we live so it doesn't happen to us. That's what this post is all about.

However, it's not only in the dos and donts, it is in really belonging to God and living by every comandment in His word. Check everything the OP said can lead to evil covenants and you will see they are all in contravention to God's word.

I gotta go get ready for Church now.

ritux:
Yea...one of his goals in the 3-2 victory against Chelsea

Yeah!

For those who didn't watch that match, Kanu scored all three goals within 15 minutes!

Babayaro was turned into Babangurgu in that match!

emmygzy:
obasanjo started all those power stations. he started most of them during his second tenure. power stations takes at least 5 years to complete. obasanjo wasnt able to complete most of them when he left government. and wait why does it took jonathan too long to complete them. because with all the facts i have, jonathan never initiated any new power stations. yet the obasanjo started. hes yet to complete them. even the mambilla hydro. jonathan seems unserious about them.

Yet Neanderthal men come here and scream GEJ till 2019.

Too bad.

Ignorance is death, yet it is bliss.
Nigerians..... Blissfully going to the slaughter slab since 1914.

visalo:
Son of propaganda. Continue your master job

It's actually true, you know.

Nobody is paying me to vomit poo on NL.

I'm an Engineer and I have worked on so many power projects in Nigeria.

It's true. Believe it or not.

LordCenturion:
Guy wake up,olorunshogo power plant is OJB project ,I worked there in 2005

I hail o!

No mind these ignorant people.

NIPP 2004 Lot Project.

Few of us know better!

If only these Politicians can tell the truth!

deebee13:
Fayose seems to have a personal vendetta with Buhari.

More like an instintive survival posture, like shutting your eyelids when someone is trying to poke you in the eye.

Only thing is GMB in Aso Rock is muuuuch more than an eyepoke to Fayose and his fellows.

danypoolson:
do you really have sense or you are just a fool?GEJ is the president and you can't compare him with an aspirant..he his supposed to move with an escort..think before you comment

Do you remember how many people followed GEJ to the last UN Summit?

Photogaruba for no see place stand to snap sef.

Won't you like to see someone do things differently from how it's being done now?

natureblack:
and the collection in the trouble-laden North-East is higher than that of South-East.....hmnmmm

If efribodi go corret PVC.....





Who go lemain for shop?

akilo1:
you need brain surgery

Na we Landlord u dey yab so oooooo!

The thing is speed.

It's all about SPEED!

Speed affects your perception/reaction time once you see a problem on the road.

Speed increases your braking distance when you need to brake the most.

Speed determines the extent of the impact once it happens.












Now if only those NURTW and RTEAN dudes could read!

Na waa o.

See panel beating!

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Hmmmmm, I smell grass cutter o!

RevDesmondJuju:
APC is Boko Haram and Boko Haram is APC

The original statement was "PDP is Boko Haram and Boko Haram is PDP"


"They" killed the nigga who said it.

Just a reminder.

Jega,

We are praying for you.

Really?

KanwuliaJara:
Then go and control that one!?
Simpoooo!

It will be our pleasure, Sir.

The bloodshed of a possible explosive disintegration is a point of concern to me, is all.

KanwuliaJara:
Yes ooooooooooh!
Time for parallel government in Nigeria!!!
APC govern APC states!
PDP govern PDP states!!!!

The oil stays in the SOUTH!
Change ko!
Awon OLE of the NORTH and WEST!!!!

Dude,

There is oil and LNG in the south west, Ok?

Why does feedeefee want to know how a card reader works? It doesn't matter nah, all we need is for INEC to know how to operate it.

Shay if you no fit drive, e mean say you no go eva enter danfo?


Yeeepaaaa!

They can't hide their hand anymore!

hansad:
Imagine Punch that used to be a strong mouthpiece for political restructuring of Nigeria for good governance system now clamouring for Nigeria to be handed over to a man like Buhari - a dictator, worse, a dictator who is poorly educated.

Once Buhari ever takes control of Nigeria now, he must surely strengthen the powers of Abuja politicians to lord it over all, and perhaps, this time try to control even the air we breathe, and possibly enable the retention of apex political power by Buhari clan for decades more to come..
Nigeria's democracy needs to mature, country needs political restructuring, Nigerians must not take any risks against its democracy by choosing a man like Buhari to be atop.

Should GMB win, I don't see him going for two tenures. As a 72 year old, okay. As a 76 year old......Maybe not.

That said (I may be wrong, of course), there is no politician that does not want to remain relevant after leaving power. I think this present debacle is a result of such a bid (OBJ)....GEJ will do the same, so why not GMB?

Lastly, growth comes in stages. As you were being promoted from class to Class in school, did your teacher follow you to the new class? The new teacher you met in every new class may not fit your desires, but he or she was exactly what you needed at that stage in your education. Can we as a nation continue with the present status quo? Answer sincerely. I want you to please reason with me. You may not like GMB, but isn't it possible he is what we need right now?

lookingforjob:
I EVEN THOUGHT THE STEP MOTHER IS IGBO. THEY HAVE SUCH WICKED AND HEARTLESS BEHAVIOURS. WICKED TRIBE OF THE Igbos

When you finally get a job and your boss is Igbo, will you take the job?

Just curious.

E - warriors,

Abeg no derail this thread o!

Ok.

watered:
Bros I can swear with my manhood my girlfriend na better and big asset to me.

Just 2years into our r/ship but I feel like we've been for ages cos she's d best.

She's different from d rest cos d rest dem be pest. Already I'm sold out in totality to her. I don drive all d rest dem pest cos of her. As for me n her na Carry Go✓

Whoa!

You have officially blooown my mind!

OK. Agreed. She is an asset.

Upgrade her to wife ASAP like the rest of us!

I'm blessed to have the one I've got

6 yrs and counting!

PS: Don't bet her on such a thing as Naija Politricks or ever at all!

watered:
U still dey learn for politics. I can bet my girlfriend that Buhari will lose to Jonathan

But gehfrend na liability na!

Y u no go bet am?

OK.

Na today?

Why won't we want a change of government?

eh?

Poster: "Does someone smell Ota Farm around here?"

Mod: (sniff sniff) "Ota Farm? naaah! Not on my watch!"

SmellOfMonkey:
so how many men don shine your Congo

I like you jare!

If it's appropriate she won't mind being asked, too.

ronald4lif:
I don't care to know how many men she has slept with, her past love life is irrelevant. I am no V, she's no V either, we both don f*ck, the number of times or people is baseless jare

And if you were a virgin?
Will it matter then?

That question has a lot to do with immaturity (you want to base "love" on conditions) and insecurity (you wanna be sure you're "the only one"......

My opinion: let the past be! If you want a future with him or her,that is.

Orikinla:
[size=18pt]Please, always recite and pray Psalm 23 whenever you travel.


Psalm 23 King James Version (KJV)

23 The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.

2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.

3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever.
King James Version (KJV)

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Having done that, don't forget to go easy on the accelerator.

agoadiv:
wonderful nairalands,i just wanna go straight to the point...

av been dating dis gurl for sometimes now.before she accepted me,she told me to promise her dat if we get to date dat sex is outta de booki didn't promise but i rada promised her that i won't try sex until she agrees to it...and am de kind of guy that u can hold me by my word..



now i nid sex from her and i nid it like seriously and de vexation am passing through is dat when we have a heated conversation abt sex,at last wen am getting angry she just say 'NO SEX N REMEMBER, U WON'T FORCE ME TO DO IT' ....in my house ooo...







pls how do i convince her?do i force her?cos she comes to ma house regularly or do i just..............go with ur ideas??

Rape her na!
Na so e grip you reach!

Mtssheeeew!

The girl must be a real fool not to have run for her life by now.