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Travel › Re: Nigerian Driver In Canada Loses License For Insulting Gay Men Kissing In His Cab by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:16pm On Jul 10, 2015
Na waa o!

This world is really goin' bunkers!
Politics › Re: Nigerians’ll Beg Us To Return In 2019 – PDP by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:21am On Jul 07, 2015
They have activated their terrorist cells...... lipsrsealed
Celebrities › Re: Rita Anuku Is Dead (Miss Nigeria 1986) by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:06pm On Jul 03, 2015
What is beauty?

For those who worship it above all other attributes, see the pic of a 47 year old ex-beauty queen after 4 kids.

Rip Rita Anuku.......

Those close to you love you for more than your looks.
Health › Re: FUNAAB Says Fishes In Lagos Lagoon Poisonous, Warns Nigerians To Beware by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:00pm On Jul 03, 2015
dearpreye:
My people and I have been eating fishes from those Lagoon for decades now. We go still eat am!

We boil am wella......
angry grin angry

Boil heavy metals?

lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: Cleaning Pdp’s Mess Requires Painstaking Planning – Presidency by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:02pm On Jun 28, 2015
freshness2020:
Very good question.. this present government are just incapable to run this country.
..their vision and mission was just to kick GEJ out.
Nothing more nothing less.
A noble aspiration backed up by Nigerians who feared for their future!

Operation Kick Out Joe!
Politics › Re: Cleaning Pdp’s Mess Requires Painstaking Planning – Presidency by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:00pm On Jun 28, 2015
opiloper:
ApC please stop complaining get to work!
Don't you get it? They are already working to salvage the wreck PDP made of Nigeria.

At least that's the summary of the whole long thing up there.
Christianity Etc › Re: Always Thinking Of Sex, Sport Bet Among Others, How Do I Stay Focused In Church by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:51pm On Jun 28, 2015
vokalguy:
This is the dumbest statement I have read on nairaland.
Really?

Read it again.

Still don't get it?

Take a nice cold shower and have a cup of hot cocoa, then read it again.

You'll get it.........Someday.

grin wink
Health › Re: Anal Fissure, Hard Stool. Please Help by Jeezuzpick(m):
martyns303:
U won't die in Jesus name.

That been said, get a laxative it will soften your stool and induce bowel movement, and please stop pushing hard, else you will push out a tiny stuff that looks an intestine.

From your explanation you may already have internal hemorrhage, pushing may make it external.

If left untreated other complications may arise such as IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome) and you will be spending around N2000 every week to buy Imodium to help hold it.

Please see a doctor soon.
Laxative may be a little late in this case; the mass is already lodged in his rectum.

Na hospital sure pass.
Christianity Etc › Re: Always Thinking Of Sex, Sport Bet Among Others, How Do I Stay Focused In Church by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:37pm On Jun 28, 2015
emrain:
It's all about priorities. You value money, sex and other things over whatever the pastor is saying. It is the pastor that is distracting you.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Advice, abi?

Make de guy just stay house dey expect de babe!

Haba!!

Real misplaced priority! Wetin he find come church sef?
If na Davido concert now we no go distract o!
Politics › Re: PHOTO: Former Senate President David Mark's HELIPAD In Benue by Jeezuzpick(m):
seunmsg:
The Tanoids are only making an issue out of nothing. Apart from David Mark's helipad shown above, former president Goodluck Jonathan also had a helipad constructed for him at his otuoke country home and nobody made an issue out of it.
OMG!!!!!!

David Mark own pass helipad o!

The entire building surely had to be specially designed and constructed to take a helicopter on its roof!

Someone puts a helipad on the ground.....GROUND O!!!!!
dem no wan make all men rest again!!!!
Politics › Re: Nigerians On Twitter Angrily React To Buhari Building A Helipad In Daura by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:20pm On Jun 28, 2015
ShowYourCertificate:
So you are justifying the Daura President's actions with that of David Mark? So if David Mark shits in his trousers buhari should shit in his trouser too? SMH
It goes without saying that what you guys are screaming about is not a case in isolation, hence the David Mark comparison.

Poo in pants? Not so extreme. If PMB has a helicopter as the president, why allow swirling dust to endanger its engines and probably the whole craft and all it's passengers?

It's not about abuse of privilege, IMO. It's about what is expedient.

Question: is the helipad only for PMB? What about others who may need to get to Daura ASAP?

You don't think it possible?

Now, what justifies David Mark building a gigantic structure of a "country home" that can park a helicopter on the roof?

Does he receive the Inspector General? Service Chiefs? Ambassadors of other Countries? other Presidents?

SMH right back @ya!
Politics › Re: Nigerians On Twitter Angrily React To Buhari Building A Helipad In Daura by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:03am On Jun 28, 2015
ShowYourCertificate:
I guess the helipad is for himself and his cows grin

Daura is now trending on twitter
David Mark has a helipad on top of his house!!

He was never president of Nigeria!
Politics › Re: Aregbesola Begins Payment Of Osun Workers’ Salaries by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:25pm On Jun 27, 2015
E GO COME REMAIN DE ODA 17 STATES WEY STILL DEY OWE!

AT LEAST WE GO REST FOR OSUN MATTER!


angry angry angry angry
Travel › Re: Photo Of A Foreigner Carrying A Well Maintained Nigeria Airways Bag by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:32pm On Jun 25, 2015
martyns303:
Looks like corn market street, oxford city centre. And that will be the building where Lloyds bank is.
You try.

So kasuwan masara dey England?

Wonderment!
Travel › Re: Photo Of A Foreigner Carrying A Well Maintained Nigeria Airways Bag by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:29pm On Jun 25, 2015
A classic example of other nationals rocking what Nigerians won't be caught dead with!
Business › Re: N25.7bn Fraud: Court Frees Francis Atuche by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:56am On Jun 23, 2015
onyedikachukwue:
E be like kworruption go plenty in dis dogoyaro tenure.baba one chance
For once I see an Igbo man not happy his brothers have been freed!

Perhaps he passed that for an opportunity to cast a barb at the President?

That's kinda twisted!
Politics › Re: Photo Of President Buhari In His Office This Morning by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:04pm On Jun 22, 2015
ECOTERRORS:
He still Looks DULL
Eeeeyaaaahhhh......



















NTOOOORRRR!
Music/Radio › Re: Dan Maraya Jos Is Dead by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:27am On Jun 22, 2015
cococandy:
shut up and mind your business
You try eeeeeeeehhhh!
E pain you say I be bisibodi?
Sorry o.
W plenty for Nairaland.
Music/Radio › Re: Dan Maraya Jos Is Dead by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:42am On Jun 21, 2015
cococandy:
Iconic? I don't know him.
Rest in peace
You know Wzkid, Yes?
Does the fact that you know him make him Iconic?
Dan Maraya was a Musical Icon!
Next time just write "RIP".
Politics › Re: Akpabio, Udom, Mbang Meet With Obasanjo by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:31am On Jun 21, 2015
ShineuEye:
Tinubu is in trouble, every one is ganging up on him. Seems obj is about to annoint Saraki leader of the Yorubas.
Let OBJ first get Saraki to declare publicly that he is Yoruba and not Fulani.
Politics › Re: What Saraki Told Obasanjo - Premium Times by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:52pm On Jun 19, 2015
OREMUSSANCTUS:
Cabals!!!!!!!!
I belong to everybody and I belong to no 1
Dat statement go put Buhari for trouble
Not true!

No be beg dis man come beg naa?
Politics › Re: Buhari Has Already Surpassed Jonathan's Achievements - APC by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:13am On Jun 19, 2015
vislabraye:
Too early to say anything now. Enough of propaganda. We want to see the change you promised us, as simple as that.
As it is right now, BH is busy bombing innocent people.
Power is still irregular.
There's still poverty.

Lai Mohammed should stop talking and start working.
Please read your post once again.

Is there anything wrong now in Nigeria that Buhari caused?

You want him to clean up a mess of 16+ years within 3 weeks? Who can do that? grin grin Jonathan? Mama Kpiss? grin grin angry angry

What is wrong with you people?
Politics › Re: Nigeria Spends N4.62 Trillion On Security In 5 Years, Yet Widespread Insecurity by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:52pm On Jun 18, 2015
OREMUSSANCTUS:
Buhari has done it again
Yes.....Buhari has opened your Otuoke lord's fat smelly nyarsh!

Do you think you're funny anymore?

Some of the things you TANoids post here make me wish I could lead a lynching expedition on Nairaland!
Politics › Re: 100 Killed By Boko Haram's Booby Trap In Monguno, Borno State by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:37am On Jun 17, 2015
bushdoc9919:
OK...let's play comparison.

Under Goodluck....Abuja and Kaduna were bombed 3 times each.Kano was bombed twice

Under Buhari....no bomb went off in any of the parts.

So...either Buhari is really better luck for Nigeria.....or you are just being facetious.
No mind dem jare!

Nyanya bombing comes to mind.

I even heard the guy they arrested walked.
Politics › Re: There's A Limit To What I Can Do At 72 - Buhari by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:22pm On Jun 16, 2015
DULLARDipo:
Finally, baba acknowledges he's too old to do what only young and healthy men can do
Young men with healthy brain cells unfried by ogogoro.
Politics › Re: Nkpor Express Way Anambra State About To Be Washed By Flood Pics by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:18pm On Jun 16, 2015
abrahimzy:
The NIGERIA CUSTOM internal recruitment is on to apply call MR Ibrahim on: for assistance on how to proccess the form. Please beware of fraudsters
If you call this guy, you are on a 'long thin'.
Politics › Re: Unassailable Facts About Pipeline Vandalism by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:12pm On Jun 16, 2015
temitemi1:
Baba has promised us 'change' grin
Which is more than the Otuoke deity could do in almost six years.
Health › Re: Becareful When Holding Or Carrying A Child By His/her Hands Only. by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:53am On Jun 16, 2015
koligs:
Personally, I don't touch little kids until they are 3-4yrs and above...
You gotta have kids, right? Kids of your own?
Politics › Re: OPC Pulls Out Of NNPC Pipeline Surveillance by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:03am On Jun 16, 2015
barcanista:
The FG should fulfil its own part of the agreement
Which FG?

Wake up and smell the coffee, my dear!
Family › Re: Men Sleeping With Their House Maids...who's To Blame? by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:24am On Jun 16, 2015
mbulela:
So if you office post you come kaduna for 3 months job rotation and I house you as a good friend, my sixteen years old maid is not safe? The konji holding you will put the young girl at risk? Thanks for informing me.
If my office posts me, they will house me. Besides, read my post well. I made a case of the maids themselves being already sexually active and a disaster in the making. Perhaps you don't believe a sex starved teenage maid is not far-fetched.
Family › Re: Men Sleeping With Their House Maids...who's To Blame? by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:46am On Jun 16, 2015
While everyone is busy bitching on Nairaland about maid or no maid, I have woken up to fetch enough water to use for the day. My wife is still in bed!

I told her No! When she brought up maid issue when we were courting years ago. As such, I cannot leave house chores all to her so she can collapse under the strain.

I blame both man and wife! They are both selfish!

Man no wan help around the house, woman no wan cope, go separate one konjiful fifteen year old from her "hardworking" bf for Villa come unleash am for her husband head!

Abi you think say de girls na saint? Most of them deliberately dance around the house in short shorts and braless in worn T-shirts! After masturbating for weeks, they are ready for oga's "long thing"! Even dreaming of it! Bringing in almost any teenage girl as maid is a recipe for disaster!

Me I no want am sha. I dey happily pay de price.

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