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Education › Re: See The Leaders Of Tomorrow In An Exam Hall(pics) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:03pm On Mar 21, 2015
mikporch:
Ode others dey write exam u dey snap picture
Ur failure has been signed in heaven
E no mistakenly enta ur tiny mind say e fit be invigilator,

abi?
Career › Re: Top 100 Best Companies/firms To Work For In Nigeria by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:43pm On Mar 21, 2015
OK....


We don hear.


And how many people in total do these companies employ?


Not enough.


So much unemployment in the land.
Politics › Re: POLLS: Ijaws Table Jonathan’s Re-election Before Amasiekumor Deity -(PIC) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:13pm On Mar 17, 2015
Am I the only one that saw the deity described is likely an APC member?

Check the post. The preceding masquerade is described as BROOM WIELDING shocked shocked shocked grin grin angry cool

I wonder what Tompolo would've done if the masquerade had screamed


SAAAAAAIIII BOOOOOOHARRRRRI!
Politics › Re: ICC To Investigate Patience Jonathan by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:47am On Mar 17, 2015
babyosisi:
So APC is now this desperate


Really?

Did the woman say those words or not?
She did.

What happens when her people accept her words?

They stone people, abi?

Is ICC now this desperate for taking this issue serious?

Politics › Re: Pictures From PDP Youth Townhall Meeting In Ilorin Kwara State by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:37pm On Mar 16, 2015
OK.



NEEEEEEXT!
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Has Not Killed Chibok Girls - President Jonathan by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:10pm On Mar 05, 2015
MARKone:
Speaking what!!! Who told him, is he there, is he a Boko haram member?, if not, is he in communication with shekua, is the presidency keeping the chibok girls?. Nigerians has the right to know

#Bringbackourgirls
Don't worry Mark.....

Our girls will return.

However, the question our ogas must prepare to answer is: how did you manage to free all the girls alive when they were being held by bloodthirsty and suicidal goons while they were being soundly defeated by you?

Under normal circumstances, terrorists will use hostages to force negotiations, abi? If negotiations fail, how will the hostages escape unhurt, especially if you don't know where they are?
Politics › Re: Lieutenant Tobi Cohen, The Nigerian in Israeli Army by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:48pm On Feb 24, 2015
thaoriginator:
We don't throw blows anyhow. We are the Originals
OK.

I'll go sleep now.
Politics › Re: Lieutenant Tobi Cohen, The Nigerian in Israeli Army by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:21pm On Feb 24, 2015
visalo:
Your sickness is incurable.
Give me a "sickness" that credits my account each time I post any day!
Politics › Re: Lieutenant Tobi Cohen, The Nigerian in Israeli Army by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:16pm On Feb 24, 2015
thaoriginator:
Me I maga pass dem for krav
I dey feel your confidence, Bro!

On a serious note, if you face someone like her, assuming she is trained, you will throw your blow, miss, then be rendered BLIND!!

She will then systematically dismantle you while you are groping about trying to see!
Politics › Re: Lieutenant Tobi Cohen, The Nigerian in Israeli Army by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:37pm On Feb 24, 2015
thaoriginator:
If I give this babe one blow, she go faint if not die.. Who give her uniform? huh
Before you wake up from your dream, please google "Krav Maga".

That "Babe" will tear you to pieces!

You think say na Nigeria Police be IDF?
Politics › Re: Lieutenant Tobi Cohen, The Nigerian in Israeli Army by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:31pm On Feb 24, 2015
sinkhole:
Yoruba don get Jew again? its OK ooo!
Judaism is a religion!

Not even all Israelis are Jews, did you know that?

Ever heard of Samaritans?
Politics › Re: Lieutenant Tobi Cohen, The Nigerian in Israeli Army by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:25pm On Feb 24, 2015
Big ups to you, Tobi C!

Nothing do you!

Hamas will not sight you in Jesus name.
Politics › Re: AIG Mbu’s Utterances Throw Reps Members Into Rowdy Session by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:10pm On Feb 24, 2015
byesense:
I weep for my felllow country men, I weep for my people, the informed and non informed, wise or foolish, weep, oh weep is what i do for u. Look at pdp fans jubilating over what mbu said. He said he will kill 20 people for every police man that dies, and you are talking about mbu tormenting APC since 1920. Oh weep, i weep for u. So when mbu's men start shooting at you, they would first ask you if you support pdp or APC? Oh, I weep for my people. RIP to common sense.
All it takes is for some PDP goons to arrange IED for a truckload of cops, say, 30, and the "keystone cop no 1" will commit mass murder of 600 to 3000 people!

Why not utter those slowpoke words first: "Investigation is ongoing....... "
Politics › Re: AIG Mbu’s Utterances Throw Reps Members Into Rowdy Session by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:05pm On Feb 24, 2015
sparkleRed:
The guy didn't say citizens oo! Read d quoted thread by d op,he said those involve in d killing of policemen! So if they get involve, na their concern
Shay dem dey write "THUGGZ" for forehead?

Make e kill people first. Na dat time e go sabi say na innocent bystanders im kill!
Politics › Re: AIG Mbu’s Utterances Throw Reps Members Into Rowdy Session by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:48pm On Feb 24, 2015
visalo:
Half Mbu is enough to destabilized their rigging plan. The man don put fear for AP and C camp
Assuming APC need to rig any election in the southwest, which I doubt.

We Yorubas actually love APC more than PDP.
That party show us pepper!

We are just seeing development now.
Politics › Re: AIG Mbu’s Utterances Throw Reps Members Into Rowdy Session by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:44pm On Feb 24, 2015
NDPVF:
Recklessness: For the good of all,specify what you actually tagged recklessness as regards Mbu's ways.

...what he is capable of causing to our democracy
In democratic setting all around the world, police is vital part of Democracry(make inquiries).

A police officer saying he will kill twenty civilians for a police officer killed..
1. Lets look it from human angle; are they not humans?.If they are,why must you kill them at first instance?.
2.Mbu never said he will kill "civilians" for any offices killed.he said,he will kill "them",(the miscrants) that killed the officer.
3.when you turn a miscrant,and got armed,and kill a police officer,you are no longer a "civilian",but an armed criminal/terrorist/miscrant,etc.and hence,you and your group must face the full wrath of the law,death inclusive.

Have you thought abt the fact that you or someone close to you could become a victim of that lawless act?
No.reason is that,neither i nor anyone i know,will turn electoral miscrant.
BTW,miscrants killed by police,are not and never victim of lawlessness,for them themselves,are lawlessness personified.

As for your insult,i av' proven you otherwise,and hence,you are the one whose education is a total waste
How many civilians were killed in retaliation for the one killed in okrika?

At least he is a human being too.
Politics › Re: Buhari's London Meeting Was In Transcorp Abuja - Fayose Claims (Pictures) by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:49am On Feb 24, 2015
BlackPeni5:
WTF...please take your medication
I asked a question.


And your answer is.......?

Don't tell me you actually believe Fayose's stunted logic.
Politics › Re: Buhari's London Meeting Was In Transcorp Abuja - Fayose Claims (Pictures) by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:47am On Feb 24, 2015
EUROBOMBER:
grin grin grin Ayodele Fayose, the nightmare of the APC grin grin grin
The Dude is nothing but a Kunnu-drinking airhead who thinks all Nigerians are fools!

This is an insult to Nigerians, na!

So you are praising him because he arranged some furniture and pictures to look like a photo he saw. Anyone can do that!
Politics › Re: Buhari's London Meeting Was In Transcorp Abuja - Fayose Claims (Pictures) by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:43am On Feb 24, 2015
BlackPeni5:
But the location seems to be the same. Too many similarities.
Have you watched "Air Force One?"

Will you think me in my right senses if I came here after watching said movie and gushed:

"OMG!! Air Force One has crashed!! Thank God Harrison Ford escaped!"

Huh?
Crime › Re: A Teenager Caught Having Carnal Knowledge Of Child In The Church by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:50am On Feb 24, 2015
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Tell Baba Olowo to place this information on the company website.

That is.... if he knows you from a hole in the ground!
Crime › Re: A Teenager Caught Having Carnal Knowledge Of Child In The Church by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:49am On Feb 24, 2015
angry angry angry angry
Crime › Re: A Teenager Caught Having Carnal Knowledge Of Child In The Church by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:49am On Feb 24, 2015
This kind of story has been heard before, and will be heard again.

Appalling? Heck yeah!!

Uncommon? no....... not really.

For every one reported or even exposed (like this one, for example), there are myriads more gone by without a trace.

For those asking about age, if the said girl were to have been a little older, would it have been more acceptable?

Question: If your neighbours stumbled on a seventeen year old guy doing your twelve year old baby girl, would the dirty phrase "she was enjoying it" ever cross your mind, let alone your lips, to say even least of all on social media on the net?

Be sincere in your answer, if you dare.

I am a parent.
Car Talk › Re: Artega Gt, A Car I Saw Today At School, I Am Speechless( Veiw Pic by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:42pm On Feb 23, 2015
The car is cool.....

The school?

Eeeeeeeeerrrrmmm....
Politics › Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Interviewed By Mo Abudu (video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:27pm On Feb 23, 2015
So all the people wey don tire for dis man matter go come change dia mind?

Well, nothing concern me.

Make I see food chop na im be my own.
Politics › Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Interviewed By Mo Abudu (video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:22pm On Feb 23, 2015
jerflakes:
[size=16pt]Lovely.

Sometimes I feel like a cat.

I just want to lick my whole body.

Meow.
[/size]
Take a bath with hypo first, biko!
Politics › Re: See Ambode's CV! This Is What We Need In Lagos. by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:10pm On Feb 23, 2015
iduzebaba:
ambode, u stil don't get it, Good leadership isn't about certificate( bsc, msc, bla bla bla), it's about character, discipline, having genuine love for the masses. and actually following up project to the minute level, so ambo baba. leave ur pali for one side, we no need am, tell us say u no go chop civil servant salary.
And what does this say about GEJ/GMB?

I hope you're not PDP, 'cause you just shot yourself in the foot if you are.
Family › Re: How Do Wives Whose Husbands Work In Distant Places Cope Sexually? by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:03pm On Feb 23, 2015
erico2k2:
u av to be married to have expirience in a married environment
Actually, it's rather more difficult to remain faithful to someone you're not married to, though the thread is about spouses, not lovebirds, so you have a point.
Family › Re: How Do Wives Whose Husbands Work In Distant Places Cope Sexually? by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:52pm On Feb 23, 2015
Bonjezee:
You need to ask my mum how she has been able to cope for the past 25yrs.... I have never spent more than a month with ma dad b4, my sisters have spent less. it's not the wife alone but also the children.
Wow! Your Mom is one of the rare ladies I'm talking about!

It's really not easy!

Believe me!

I know.
Family › Re: How Do Wives Whose Husbands Work In Distant Places Cope Sexually? by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:35pm On Feb 23, 2015
rago:
YOUNG MEN WHO HAVE not TASTED THE NECTAR of marriage are here reeling out wat really they aint experienced. u think u r so smart nd d world revolves round u

u shud shut up and let married people chip in so we cud learn frm em.

sure, curiosity is a good thing

i hope u get
So married people should post and singles should shut up. Nice.

That still gives me the right to post here because I'm married with kids, for six years now.

I'm not saying your post is about me, though,

I just wonder how singles will like your post.
Family › Re: How Do Wives Whose Husbands Work In Distant Places Cope Sexually? by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:13pm On Feb 23, 2015
It all depends.

Some married corps members can't keep it together for three weeks yet some women can live with a healthy, virile hunk of man for months without ever asking for it!

Though rare, some ladies can be trusted not to cheat, not because they are good, but because they are more married to career, religion, their kids, etc more than any man.

They are quite rare, though, in my opinion.
Politics › Re: Buhari Gets Listed On Chatham House Website by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:47pm On Feb 23, 2015
I hope for the best for Nigeria, my beloved country.

The current situation is definitely not it.

All who are taking sides in this "war" of words all over the internet for their stomach's sake, I have these words for you:

MAY GOD JUDGE YOU.
Politics › Re: Rotimi Amaechi And Fani-Kayode On Politics Today On Channels TV. by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:10am On Feb 23, 2015
Caseless:
yes, he's cramjones.
Heheheeeee!

#Nigeriaonthebrink!

E don change mouth!

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