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Health › Re: Doctors Performed C-section On 41-week Pregnant Woman But Found No Baby by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:47am On Dec 19, 2013
longshanks23: This is the 21st century. At some time during her antenatal visits, the pregnant woman would have had an ultrasound scan to show the fetal parameters, depending on the gestational age.
While there is such a condition as pseudocyesis, there is NO GROWING FETUS as in a normal pregnancy, all the clinical features being explained by an imbalance of hormones. lt is just impossible for a 3rd trimester live gestation to disappear prior to delivery, in the absence of any antenatal complications.
The obvious explanation would be that the delivery team did deliver the baby and did whatever they did with it.
Webmasters › Re: Google Nigeria Top Searches Of 2013 by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:02am On Dec 18, 2013
Tolexander: the expected transfer of Gonzalo Higuain to arsenal fc seems to have likely caused this. You know Arsenal FC has a large fan base in nigeria.

we aren't patriotic in nigeria at all!

Why isn't any of the Innoson motors in the list?
Imma do sumthin' 'bout that.
Googling Innoson on my fone. . .
Politics › Re: Jonathan Launches First Nigerian-Built Drone by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:38am On Dec 18, 2013
BTW, how much was spent on R&grin before this prototype was produced?

If the amount is more that is required to buy a couple of drones from USA (who can mass produce and drive down production price via economy if scale), then we have wasted money!

Shikena!

I hope not, though.
Technology Market › Re: ...... by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:24am On Dec 18, 2013
Ghadafy: Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!"

Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter"

Father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.
I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.
Sandra is actually your sister.
"The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ...

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!"

Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter."

Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,
he went straight to his mother crying.

Son:"Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!"

The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him He isn't your father".
Now that's some messed up shyte right there!
Technology Market › Re: ...... by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:24am On Dec 18, 2013
Ghadafy: Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!"

Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter"

Father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.
I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.
Sandra is actually your sister.
"The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ...

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!"

Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter."

Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,
he went straight to his mother crying.

Son:"Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!"

The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him He isn't your father".
Foreign Affairs › Re: Madiba's Burial: Isn't South Africa Most Ungrateful To Nigeria? by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:45pm On Dec 17, 2013
Anvaller: [b]This is my message to all Nigerians and Non Nigerians that are commenting on this thread. It is a shame that u are bashing, disgracing and insulting each other. Whether u are from South Africa, Botswana, Zimbabwe or Nigeria. The reason u are all backward as Africans is because u all hate each other.

I have observed the significant difference between us Africans and Europeans in terms of growth, innovation and advancement. And my conclusion is clearly that the white folks are not smarter on man to man comparison with a black man. But when it comes to working together, division of labour, team working and togetherness of purpose, that is where they are a thousand miles ahead of us. They know how to identify the positive in u in the midst of all ur negatives, they know how to respect each other but we like to ignore anything positive about others and dwell on their negative to condemn them and write them off.

Africa will go nowhere if we do not embrace each other. No African country can completely be successful on its own. We need each other. Unfortunately, we are too dull to understand these simple things. Look at the E.U, despite that they have several countries doing good on their own, they still came up with E.U trade to be more economically efficient.

Look at the U.S Canada trade relations even including mexico, but in Africa, we want to brag about how we are better than each other, while the onlookers from the west see all of u as more or less the same.

Think guys, I hate all these African vs African beefs. There is no intelligence in it whatsoever.[/b]
Foreign Affairs › Re: Madiba's Burial: Isn't South Africa Most Ungrateful To Nigeria? by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:31pm On Dec 17, 2013
Anvaller: [b]This is my message to all Nigerians and Non Nigerians that are commenting on this thread. It is a shame that u are bashing, disgracing and insulting each other. Whether u are from South Africa, Botswana, Zimbabwe or Nigeria. The reason u are all backward as Africans is because u all hate each other.

I have observed the significant difference between us Africans and Europeans in terms of growth, innovation and advancement. And my conclusion is clearly that the white folks are not smarter on man to man comparison with a black man. But when it comes to working together, division of labour, team working and togetherness of purpose, that is where they are a thousand miles ahead of us. They know how to identify the positive in u in the midst of all ur negatives, they know how to respect each other but we like to ignore anything positive about others and dwell on their negative to condemn them and write them off.

Africa will go nowhere if we do not embrace each other. No African country can completely be successful on its own. We need each other. Unfortunately, we are too dull to understand these simple things. Look at the E.U, despite that they have several countries doing good on their own, they still came up with E.U trade to be more economically efficient.

Look at the U.S Canada trade relations even including mexico, but in Africa, we want to brag about how we are better than each other, while the onlookers from the west see all of u as more or less the same.

Think guys, I hate all these African vs African beefs. There is no intelligence in it whatsoever.[/b]
You made my day!

Best quote of the thread so far
Phones › Re: Tecno Or Gionee: Which Will Thrive In Nigeria In 2014? by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:15pm On Dec 13, 2013
I think Tecno issue has been overthrashed on NL.
I'm using a Tecno myself, but only till economy improves! grin
Personally I'll jump back to HTC (Desire 600 Dual Sim) as soon as I can, buh meanwhile, my Tecno dey serve!
Back to the topic: any brand that rolls out phones that make sense will rule 2014. Tecno should wake up and stop cloning phones with different camera for us.
Jokes Etc › Re: Saka Rejects Ministerial Position by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:32pm On Dec 03, 2013
Those who don't know Hafiz Oyetoro aka "Saka" or "Kayus" as he was known in the eighties may think the gentleman is just some joker like the other comedians.

Years ago, I knew him as a lecturer, already with a Master's Degree. I won't be surprised if this man is a PhD like our Presh and Prime Minister. He is not a small boy.

While I doubt he was offered a Ministerial position for real, he's just as qualified as those there. Truth be told, I think he'll outdo Maku as Info. Minister.
TV/Movies › Re: Paul Walker Is Dead, Fast & Furious Actor by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:54pm On Dec 01, 2013
crazygod: I pray for anyone reading this post, in the remaining days to end this year,
YOUR PICTURE WILL NOT BE USED FOR RIP IN JESUS NAME
IMO, this is one of the best posts in this thread.

God bless u Bro.

RIP tho, Brian.

What I love most about you in fast and furious is the way you look when at the wheel: Stone Cold; Ice water in your veins.

We'll miss you.
Business › Re: Six Under Consideration To Replace Sanusi As CBN Governor by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:04pm On Oct 29, 2013
nerodenero: Let us wait until a coc.k grows teeth before thinking of when Arsene will leave Arsenal.Sorry for your lossgrin
Prof ain't going nowhere!

What?!!

The man who put the A. RSE in ARSEnal?
grin
Business › Re: Six Under Consideration To Replace Sanusi As CBN Governor by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:56pm On Oct 29, 2013
tomakint: It will be good if the female, Dr Sarah Alade is considered for the job. She has been an insider in the day to day runnings of the Central Bank of Nigeria so she will definitely deliver if picked.
I hope she will not buy N600m modified armoured bullion van for use in transporting her kids to school.
Politics › Re: Multiple Auto-crashes In Kwara Kills 17, Injures 10 by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:34pm On Oct 12, 2013
I don't think it's possible to travel on Nigeria's roads without missing an accident by the whiskers at least once during EACH trip.

Travel in Nigeria is like something out of jackass.

RIP, that's all, folks!!
Business › Re: Nicon Hilton Abuja Back In The 80s ! by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:35am On Oct 07, 2013
okpara ugo: is that what you call development. how has it impacted the common man? a hotel with the least room going for 20000 per night...

real businessmen don't build hotels. ask dangote and adenuga
I dunno about N20k, buh some rooms go for N210K, sha. Take a drink @ ur own risk!

Common Eva water na N700, Maltina N800, if you want a bottle of Henessey na you know o! Just prepare for N2m!

Don't believe? Na forum we dey. Peeps go dey NL wey don bunk for dere dis year.
Business › Re: Nicon Hilton Abuja Back In The 80s ! by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:22pm On Oct 06, 2013
Back then, the name was NICON NOGA HILTON HOTEL. BACK then, Guinea fowl and cattle readers name dem full Maitama!

Yup. That pic's real.
Education › Re: The Deplorable State Of Infrastructure In Nigerian Universities (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:26am On Oct 05, 2013
All of Una wey dey post foto of building for hia dey form "my skool beta", make I no talk wetin dey my mind; mod fit ban me.

Na only building be skool?
Which kain tools dey una lab?
Una lecture room no dey overflow?

Go look obodoyibo uni prospectus first, come meet me for hia!!

mttttttssssseeeew!
Politics › Re: Peter Obi In Tears, Buries 4 Family Members Killed In Kano Blast by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:11am On Sep 28, 2013
The greatest harm that can come to the people of northern Nigeria is the total and irreversible exodus of the Igbo from the North.

If only the Igbo can do this.......
Christianity Etc › Re: Let All The Saints Get Ready For The Rapture by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:03am On Sep 26, 2013
KC, God bless you!

The question we should all be asked is: How badly for you want to go to heaven?

If you want to go really badly, I mean, you're really desperate to be there, you'll not mind letting go of a few creature comforts.

Truth is, all required of us by God as written in the Bible constitute a test to know how crazy we are about getting there. Why would a person be surprised at being turned back when all his life was spent declaring his disinterest in making it to Heaven?
Christianity Etc › Re: Let All The Saints Get Ready For The Rapture by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:02am On Sep 26, 2013
undecided
Phones › Re: The Worst Phone You've Ever Used Or Cant Recommend. by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:31pm On Sep 11, 2013
Una welldone o!!

1. Bird (one had a wallpaper that was a plastic sheet with a picture on it!!)
2. Dat Sagem Y'ello Fone
3. NEC E313 (dat one wey u go roll de camera for top)
4. One old Ericcson flip fone like dis wey in charger dey like laptop own...
5. Trium Geo / Trium Mars
6. Motorola Talkabout

Feel free to add more.

Cheers!
Politics › Re: Suntai Sends Letter To House Of Assembly Asking To Resume As Governor by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:46pm On Aug 26, 2013
Can't we be sincere to ourselves in this country? Just for once?

Are Suntai's medical records classified?

Aren't we entitled to know what procedures he had done on him? He suffered BRAIN damage! I wonder if he had a LOBOTOMY??!!?!!? meaning PART OF HIS BRAIN OS GONE?

I mean, you don't really need brains to be a Gov in Naija, but you need A BRAIN, right?
Science/Technology › Re: Google Maps Trick Shows You The Inside Of Doctor Who's 'TARDIS' by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:04pm On Aug 15, 2013
AjanleKoko: Greatest show ever on TV, yes. wink

Almost as great as Supernatural, nonsense. Sam and Dean? You gotta be kidding me angry

Tennant is a junior doctor jare. Tom Baker is the icon of Doctor Who. His jaunty appearance, weird clothing, and his unforgettable scarf . . . too badt. All the modern day doctors look like stoned lounge lizards to me embarassed
Tom Baker indeed is the greatest Doctor Who.

The old series we watched on NTA Ilorin in my opinion beat the ones on BBC.

I find Baker's wacky appearance and acting unforgettable after thirty years!
Celebrities › Re: Chris Brown Suffers Seizure At Studio by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:14am On Aug 11, 2013
They live fast and die young.

Tha' fallen angel's calling!!
Politics › Re: National Assembly Member With His Feet Up On A Chair During Recess by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:21am On Aug 04, 2013
I really don't know why all the tribal sentiment on NL, but we're avoiding some basic things:

1. Does cap colour really tell you where a man comes from?

2. Even if the cap does tell us where he's from, can we, by affirming that he's from one part of the country or the other, excuse his act 'cause he knows no better?

3. Do we know why he's putting his feet up? I once had a boss who did that on occasion maybe because his feet would swell up after prolonged sitting.

That said, I know it's wishful thinking, but how lovely it would be if each tribe is respected for its virtues and not derided for its faults. What we even call faults may not be faults in a broad sense, only things we see as wrong in our own culture. We have both saints and criminals from all tribes, right?
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Francis Has Changed My View Of Homosexuals by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:44pm On Jul 31, 2013
italo: Which of these is not to be obeyed by a Christian?

A. God: "do not judge."

B. Pope: "I will not judge."

C. Segeggs: "Anybody can judge."
Yup. You're right.

Buh please remember God said "I will judge"

Democracy and "civilization" will not justify ANY sin.

Dem go fear fear when God go judge.

Lord, have mercy on my soul.
I do not claim to be perfect, neither will I justify my wrongdoings.
I confess my imperfection and seek your justification and salvation.
Help me to live to please you, and love you with all my heart.

Amen.
Science/Technology › Re: New Teeth Grown From Urine - Study by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:37pm On Jul 31, 2013
Hmmmmm....

Wondering how they arrived at URINE as a possible source of stem cell material for TEETH of all things!

Food for thought....

You wan doubt say oyibo na winsh?
Science/Technology › Re: New Teeth Grown From Urine - Study by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:35pm On Jul 31, 2013
huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Christian Benitez Dies At 27 (Ex-Birmingham Striker) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:42pm On Jul 29, 2013
RIP, Poor guy, parents, siblings, loved ones, may God grant you the fortitude to bear the loss.

Feeling REALLY grateful for Kanu right now....
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Francis: Who Am I To Judge Gay People? by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:30pm On Jul 29, 2013
ichidodo: The Holy Father is spot on. Stop persecuting Gays, Condemn the sin but not the sinner, Give the sinner a chance and he just might turn his life around, afterall you no holy pass my brother.So who are you to judge?Bishop Oyedepo?!
I don't think a gay who will not change while being hounded will change once he is allowed to roam free.

Those of us guys who pester and even harass girls in the name of "Toasting" will get to know how it feels to say no and still be ignored. Closet gay lecturers will fail "pretty boys'" and demand sex, 'cause it's no longer a taboo! after all, heteros are already doing it.

You'll probably beat up a guy who hits on you, buh what if he's a local gangleader or campus cultist?

We'll really feel our sisters' pain then, I assure you. Those guys ain't gonna change.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Francis: Who Am I To Judge Gay People? by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:18pm On Jul 29, 2013
andyallor: i agree with the pope. fact like it or not homosexualism is here to stay, and according to d black americans 'its the new black'. theres nofin we straight pple can do but pray 4 them (the homos) and being a homo doesnt make u less of a human. live and let live. shikena
Y'know, at the risk of soundin' like some peeps carping "end time tingz" on NL, pls remember, God told us in the Bible that the end will be "like the days of Noah".

What do those days as recorded have in common with the days we now live in?

Sin had become acceptable, the "in" thing, and even worse, we who call ourselves good people or "straight" (meaning homos are bent or skewed) are so snug in our conceit that we don't realise we're just as bad!!

What am I saying? To all who care to listen: sin no get grade!!

From the occasional "fibber" to the gay to the serial killer, we're all on the same level. We all need help!

So, Lady, pray for yourself, too!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Francis: Who Am I To Judge Gay People? by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:01pm On Jul 29, 2013
judano: I guess Jesus also spoke in 'unstraight' words when he allowed the fornicator to escape from those that would have stoned her? I guess he also spoke in 'unstraight' words when he chose a tax collector as one of his disciples? It is very easy to miss the essence of religion, it is easy to forget that we are to love sinners and hate sin.
What part of "go, and SIN NO MORE" don't you understand?
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Francis: Who Am I To Judge Gay People? by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:55pm On Jul 29, 2013
ledafaze: Christianity is not loosing it... Vatican HAS lost it.
Help me tell dem....

CATHOLICISM IS NOT CHRISTIANITY!!

Jesus never said we should make graven images.

Jesus only called God HOLY FATHER!!

Now this unholy impostor has said you can do what God clearly hates and said so, and still seek Him??!!

Well, I don't fully blame catholics.
They don't read the bible for themselves, or do they?

Do they know Peter (so-called "first pope" and supposed founder of a "celibate order of sodomites) was a faithful husband of one wife? or can a Revd Fr. have a mother-in-law? mmmmm?

Read the scriptures fir yourself, catholic brothers and sisters.

Jesus loves you!

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