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Family / Re: Ladies, Can You Leave Your Husbands Here by JeffreyJunior: 3:14am On Mar 14
Proserpina:
Like the husbands can't take care of themselves or what?

How do you expect us to take care of ourselves when the ladies call us babes even as we reach womenopause?

Biko, I can not take care of myself. I need pampering and I don't mind staying few hours days or weeks in that place.

Going there is not for my benefit sef, I just want my woman to enjoy small peace alone, away from the usual Junior, you don't listen to me complaints. I guess this kind thought makes me a good horseband. cheesy
Family / Re: Why Do Some Women Change After They Stopped Giving Birth? by JeffreyJunior: 2:19am On Jan 26
Lol, try to look at it from another angle.

When you guys were dating, she had some expectations from you, even in the early part of the marriage.

As soon as kids start coming, the expectations increase and if you don't meet those, that's when she gets mad and frustrated.

Naija men should learn to help out in their homes. Gone are the days when wives didn't work, stayed home and looked after the kids.

Now they work too just like men. It doesn't make one less a man when he feeds his kids, change their diapers, help with some chores at home and run errands for the family.

I believe every reasonable wife who gets her husband's attention at all times and gets litlle help here and there from him especially at home, will have little to complain or nag about.

Kids problems frustrate young moms a lot but young moms who regularly get help from their husbands have less burden and less burden means less frustrations.

Shalom.

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Family / Re: My Little Niece Got To Experience "The No Gree For Anybody" Energy Today by JeffreyJunior: 3:02am On Jan 07
Lol, I had a good laugh.

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Family / Re: What's The Best Advice On This Matter? by JeffreyJunior: 3:39am On Dec 28, 2023
Kooldon:
He has been fathering this baby with his resources for ten years without issue. So why is it an issue now when he demanded this money for proper savings?
Lol.

Proper savings indeed. grin
Family / Re: Please Help My Family With Accomodation by JeffreyJunior: 3:37am On Dec 28, 2023
You don't have a home but your preek had the audacity to intensively knack your wife to the extent of giving her two pregnancies, one of the results barely 3weeks old?

I hate to see poverty being recycled but it seems some people get special orgasm from seeing such so I'm done complaining.

I hope and wish you get the help you seek if your story is true. sad
Family / Re: Mass Wedding In Kano State (pics) by JeffreyJunior: 4:52am On Oct 15, 2023
Why didn't someone tell me about this. sad

They even gifted them bed for knacks, chai.

I'm always late in this kain benefit but you see next year own eeh, I'll mark the date in my calendar because I no go miss am.

The only thing remaining now na for a very nice lady to come pay my groomprice. She must be rich because I want to be pampered like a babyboy babyman. grin
Travel / Re: How Long Does It Take To Get A House Of Your Own In Abroad by JeffreyJunior: 12:03am On Sep 10, 2023
If you have cash, you can land in US today and buy a home tomorrow naa.

But if you wan go the mortgage route, then you need good credit to get good rate and good credit means good financial history in the States.

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Family / Re: If A Man Doesn't Marry When He Is Broke. Marriage Becomes Difficult When Rich by JeffreyJunior: 11:39pm On Sep 09, 2023
Wealth corrupts people who are already bad but humbled by poverty and also those who acquired it through unjust means.

I was telling someone the other day that if I have Bill Gates kind of wealth today, I will be more humble and disciplined than I already am, no lifestyle changes may be noticed by people.

If every Nigerian bride decides to follow money and won't let you differentiate between mechanic and mad people, then a little disguise will suffice.

However, I will not give out my daughter to a man of limited resources. You are either comfortable or I will need to see your long term plan on how to become comfortable.

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Travel / Re: My Friend Just Got Convicted In The USA, Will He Be Deported? by JeffreyJunior: 5:41am On Aug 30, 2023
Orlando Man Sentenced To Federal Prison For Mail Fraud And Aggravated Identity Theft

This case was investigated by Homeland Security Investigations (HSI). It was prosecuted by Assistant United States Attorney Ranganath Manthripragada
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If you're talking about this one, he is already a goner.

His deportation is as guaranteed as my morning coffee and donuts.

The idiot is one of the many idiots bringing shame to Americans of Nigerian descent who work hard day by day to prove themselves to be trustworthy.

As e dey vex me now, if they hold him one more day after his jail term without deporting him, I will petition ICE to know why they are wasting taxpayers money feeding the idiot. sad

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Travel / Re: My Friend Just Got Convicted In The USA, Will He Be Deported? by JeffreyJunior: 5:31am On Aug 30, 2023
There's a good chance that he will be deported after serving his sentence.

ICE will definitely be notified of his conviction especially with the name fraud and Nigeria on it. In fact, they will be having erection by now. grin

Dude will not have the opportunity to do the restitution which will be on file to fight him when he plans to return to the US after a possible 10years ban. Also, he may likely not be able to enter US ally countries ever again.

If his Nigerian wife loves him and wants him to smell the country again, she should join the US military immediately or push one of their kids to join.

Doing so will help make his re-entry a reality. If not, he should come to Obosi park and join us keke drivers. We are not doing badly you know. wink

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Family / Re: My Wife Sleeps With A Tipper Driver - Man Cries Out As He Divorce His Wife by JeffreyJunior: 3:11am On Aug 16, 2023
Chai, our ladies haff run mad again.

If the wife is as old or at least within the age bracket as the man I see in that picture, what else would she be looking for bikonu?

Won't she be in her menopausal age by now? undecided
Romance / Re: Who Poor Pass by JeffreyJunior: 3:03am On Aug 16, 2023
Number 2 needs to quickly be referred for heaven's intervention. grin

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Properties / Re: The Nigerian City With The Most Outrageous Accommodation Fees by JeffreyJunior: 9:30pm On Aug 13, 2023
Someone said Enugu agents of darkness. grin

Enugu is a home to me, biko the so called agents of darkness should steer clear of it. grin

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Food / Re: My Yummy Ofeakwu/banga Stew (maureensylvia Style) by JeffreyJunior: 9:21pm On Aug 13, 2023
Chai, I have finally seen the lady I truly rove and want to marry.

I'm not gonna marry her because of her food but if she wan give me small food chop, I won't say no. grin
Family / Re: How Some Men Package For Marriage And Deceive Women by JeffreyJunior: 3:23am On Aug 12, 2023
If it's an addiction then I support the divorce.

A serial borrower and debtor fit go borrow from fulani bandits one day and not pay back. grin

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Family / Re: You Need To See These Photos If You Think Your Kids Frustrate You More by JeffreyJunior: 3:13am On Aug 12, 2023
jonero4:
My little nephew was crying because i refuse to eat sand he cook ,in d name of rice.
Lol, this one is an ike gwuru situation.

Son of man can not eat sand to please pikin naa, mbanu. grin

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Travel / Re: America The Good Sides And Bad Sides You Need To Know Before You Relocate. by JeffreyJunior: 1:22am On Jul 25, 2023
davillian:

Even if you must own a gun
Buy one and keep it at home for self defense.
Do not carry gun around
I repeat do not carry guns around...
I was gonna warn him about this until I saw your comment.

Even with license, It's not wise to carry on as a black man unless you are an off duty law enforcement officer or working in a related field.

Yea, my house is well "fortified" and the NRA logos are there for everyone to see.

As a matter of fact, the inscription on my front door and on my garage door reads "If you can read this clearly, you're already in range" grin

I wish Naija will pass the second amendment law to curb home invasions and armed robberies.

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Family / Re: Trouble On The Home Front- Translation Needed by JeffreyJunior: 5:54am On Jul 24, 2023
Chai, our brothers have done it again.

Ma'am, I advise you sit Peter down and have a heart to heart talk with him. Look him in the eyes and ask him to please let you go if you're not enough for him.

Shalom.
Family / Re: Why Do People Who Borrow Money Find It So Difficult To Return In Due Time? by JeffreyJunior: 4:00am On Jul 24, 2023
To most people, borrowed money from friends and family na free money naa or las las, na trade by barter.

It's true if you really look at it well. Borrow me 1k today and tomorrow you see me for bar, I buy you drinks, loan repaid. grin

If you wan become a lender, make it official by documenting it and requesting collateral.

If family and friends know you're a serious money lender cum businessman, they will always pay back their loans. grin

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Family / Re: Things They Will Not Tell You About Marriage.. by JeffreyJunior: 3:01pm On Jul 22, 2023
In courtship, a man will be begging to knack but in marriage, the same man will be begging not to knack.

Wahala dey. grin

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Family / Re: Painful Emotional Tribute Of A Mother On The Death Of Her Twin Sons. by JeffreyJunior: 2:04pm On Jul 22, 2023
That "glory be to the most high" is for what exactly?

For closing his eyes and letting her, a poor widow lose and bury her only two sons? angry

Show me a father that will close his eyes and watch his widowed daughter lose and bury her only two sons in one day and you don't have to define wickedness anymore.

If what you worship can not save me from misfortunes like this, why worship him or it?

Religious folks, avoid me and argue with the next person please. angry

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Romance / Re: Adamawa Vigilante Marries Pretty Norwegian (photos) by JeffreyJunior: 10:11pm On Jul 18, 2023
Green card Love is sweet. cheesy

Congratulations bro.

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Travel / Re: World's Most Powerful Passport: Singapore Overtakes Japan, Nigeria ranks 90th by JeffreyJunior: 10:00pm On Jul 18, 2023
Take Singapore's passport and near US or UK embassy for visa and shout say you get the world's most powerful passports, I wan check something. grin

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Politics / Re: ₦‎620 Per Litre: This Isn’t What We Voted For, Tinubu’s Supporter Laments by JeffreyJunior: 8:33pm On Jul 18, 2023
He voted for his choice, it's a pity he is not getting the services he had hoped for and I feel for his children who are paying for his mistakes.

I don't blame him for voting who he believed would change the country for good because from all indications, he might not have collected money to vote. He voted based on merits, in his own opinion.

Saying if it continues like this, he will stop voting is wrong though.
Family / Re: My Take On This FP Thread: Funny Thing Your Spouse Did... That Got You Laughing by JeffreyJunior: 6:34pm On Jul 18, 2023
You must be a very troublesome person aswear. grin

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Family / Re: How Do Men Raise Money For Wedding? by JeffreyJunior: 6:04pm On Jul 18, 2023
Some do committee of friends to contribute to each other's events (wedding/funeral etc) and it's turn by turn.

We work, earn and save for the future, wedding and marriage included.

If after the wedding and we find out the wives are not worth it, we consult Kanayo Kanayo to help us use them for ogwu ego to recoup our expenses. grin

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Trains For The 1st Time With His Inter Miami Teammates by JeffreyJunior: 5:48pm On Jul 18, 2023
Americans are already loving soccer more because of this guy.

One man changing history. cool
Family / Re: What I Saw On Facebook by JeffreyJunior: 5:45pm On Jul 18, 2023
One of many definitions of iberibeism.

Well, it's better to be homeless on earth and a mansion owner in heaven according to Islamic and Christian religions by Nigerian standards. grin

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Family / Re: Why Is Infidelity On The Rise? by JeffreyJunior: 7:28pm On Jul 17, 2023
I was far away at work thinking about this "troublesome" somebori and missing her dearly oo, chatted her to say Babe, I miss you and her only response was Come back home. grin

You see why we carry sidechick. grin

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Family / Re: Funny Thing Your Spouse Did While You Were Quarreling That Got You Laughing by JeffreyJunior: 7:03pm On Jul 17, 2023
After reading this sweet story now, a man somewhere will feel motivated to go and spice up his marriage only to be poured hot water inside the wardrobe.

Know your spouse oo and their limit when it comes to pranks and jokes. grin

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest 1 Suspect Over Attack On Apostle Suleman's Convoy (Video, Photo) by JeffreyJunior: 8:32pm On Jul 13, 2023
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Pastor way dey always tell he members to always pray to God for their own protection and sell anointing oil to members run enter bullet proof car when time reach for he own protection
His prayers can save little minds but can't save him, being a big god of man that he now is. grin

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