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The confusion now is between wifey and sidechick, who should I go on the cruise with.

Nah, I don't think this is wise.

Na she I love, no be her shyte biko.

Biglittlelois:
There are virgin men and it is not a crime.

Thank you for acknowledging us. #Teamvirginmen

Spectators at soccer stadium always seem to have more knowledge of the game than the real players in the field until when they are asked to go in to field and play.

Don't blame your friend, blame yourself for not knowing exactly what you wanted and for allowing yourself follow the band wagon without understanding the music.

Start living for yourself and never allow advice from just anybody on things that are personal to you.

RIP to him by the way.

Some people call it luck, I call it smart decision.

pyyxxaro:
Cut off one of her finger while she’s sleeping , sharply take it to were rings are sold , once u get the exact size , quickly rush back home , gum the finger back accurately 😎


Thank me later 🤔

I need to elevate the status of my sidechick and I'll follow this your advice.

I believe a good superglue will gum the finger back effectively after I don buy the ring finish.

Thanks for this your wonderful advice sir, I appreciate.

seguno2:
When the people of the abroad told them to think well before voting for more suffering continuity, did they listen?

You are even going too far.

A relative reached out to me the other day for help via WhatsApp saying his family was starving. I called him later on and he was at a bar drinking. I said haa, uncle you still see money to dey drink beer and he responded saying "I'm drinking to forget the too many problems in this country".

I was furious at that point. I respectfully told him, do you know if you had saved money you spent on two bottles of beer, that's dinner money right there.

The thing is that Nigerians hate to make adjustments. Small thing, they start begging for help when all they need is just little adjustment and everything will be fine.

What they don't realize is that their family members abroad work round the clock and deny themselves some good things of life just to make extra and send back home whereas they the recipients don't want to deny themselves anything.

They do owambe all the time and still expect you that don't have the liberty to do an owambe to sponsor their own owambe. No be juju be that?

And those living abroad, who will reach out to them or you think it's all bed of roses for them?

With all the natural disasters happening around the world daily, how many of our people have reached out to their relatives abroad just to check on them and ask how they are surviving?

All Nigerians do everyday is expect everyone else to pity them when they themselves don't have any atom of empathy for anyone else.

There's suffering everywhere and I advocate that people lend helping hands to each other but don't just single out those living abroad because they themselves are also facing hardship too.

People at home are even better off because they have villages to run to and arable lands to cultivate in the event of extreme hardship unlike people abroad who become homeless so easily.

It depends on her location but a reasonable woman can make do with that amount since all major expenses are taken care of by oga.

I guess she goes about buying things without pricing just because oga dey obodo oyibo dey pick money for streets.

crackhouse:
This one get pride, she no fit beg davido and olamide. She even have target, 3m to 5m target...
A berger is saying how much she need.

Lol.

If I speak my mind now, people will come for my head.

She is even begging an amount 3-5million, like she gave someone that amount to keep for her.

Nigerians and entitlement mentality eeh. Well...

saintjimos:
The poor masses continues to suffer

The same poor masses that sold their votes for as low as 5k back in February?

Sometimes, I find it hard to pity Nigerians.

That's one of the sad risks associated with being an irresponsible gun owner.

If you can afford guns, be sure to also afford safe box with passcode.

RIP to them, especially the unborn baby.

I remember playing soccer on a saturday alongside a friend who migrated from India.

I told him about the legend in naija that his home country beat us 99 against 1 one time during the world cup. He was surprised to hear that and afterwards, we laughed at the joke.

When the game ended, I said to him "is this nonsense you played today how your country beat us 99 against 1?"

For oga to say you can stay back in Ibadan after marriage and visit him twice a month in Kwara, two things are involved.

He is either making a promise he can't keep or he has resident sidechick there in Kwara.

Another scenario is if oga no too trust his job and don't want you to lose yours that seems to flourish at the moment. But in this case, he should be talking of moving to Ibadan instead.

New marriage suppose too sweet for couples to be thinking of staying apart even for a second.

If I ever use this my mouth tell my wife that eeh, just know that one of my numerous sidechicks don move into an apartment close to my house.

ednut1:
explain further

He don come spoil awa sisters finish.

Shebi you don hear wetin you wan hear, oga Ednut.

Oya rest.

And naija came first again, hurray!!!

First position na first position jare, it all depends on where you start to read the list. Me I started from bottom.

Story is about foreigner, a Dutch in particular but writeup smells Nigerian, the one that lives likely in Ogbomosho, not even Lagos or Abuja.

It's just like the case of "voice of Jacob but hand of Esau".

I'm fed up with fake stories here.

sisisioge:


Legends of the street....I wish you good luck fa.

Why do I find this hilarious even when I'm not sure of the meaning.

I normally do little giveaway to people around me today in remembrance of him but this year, I'll drink Hennessy and toast to his life's legacies.

HFD & RIP to you, Colonel. You raised your boy well.

One month is the first trimester, very fragile, very risky and an ike gwuru situation.

Oga biko hold body mek baby form finish before you use your preek abort your own baby.

People will advise you to do it gently but we all know that if the spirit of harder harder no enter you, e go everly enter your wife and you must respond to it. To avoid stories that touch, hold your preek gallantly biko.

Gosh, this is why I keep sidechicks.

The ashewos pay taxes and contribute to their economy meaning Nigerian men's preek acted are catalysts for growth in Kenya's GDP.

Tell me, which foreign policy pass that one?

If nobody will appreciate us, we Nigerian men will appreciate ourselves jare.

You insulted her family and they got to know about, you'll have to apologize to them.

Likewise if you had told your family about your wife's insults on them, they too will be expecting an apology from her. But you didn't tell them, good job on that.

This is why couples need to do their thing and not get others involved to avoid escalations like this. If you two had just insulted each other and leave it within your boundaries, there wouldn't be all this nsogbu.

Oga, you owe them an apology and after that, your wife owes you one for being radio without battery.

As for them previously abandoning you guys and suddenly reaching out now that you have money, that's an issue for another day.

There's a word in the dictionary known as IGNORE.

Use it on them and continue to enjoy your day.

Happy Father's Day to you.

There's more to the story I presume.

I don't think he would kill himself over customers' loan defaults if he hadn't given out the loans illegally or hadn't failed to follow due process.

A relative of mine who was a bank manager in the 90s had this kind of problem and was later fired.

Everyone cursed the bank because he worked really hard only to learn later on that he had been giving out loans to his friends illegally and pocketing the profits.

The bank found out after some of them didn't pay up as at when due. I was a kid but I remember the story vividly.

Has she not heard of Nigerian men and African men in general?

Why sleep with a minor and forcefully too when we are here with better preeks looking for whose iPhone to charge for free?

Well I have special hate for rapists of all kinds so I hope she rots in jail.

She is very right except that she said he instead of we.

The burden of making money should not be on one person when there are two adults in the home.

Even a stay at home should involve herself in some kind of business especially online so as to add value to the home no matter how little or she can just be a home internal auditor to save cost in running the home. It all adds up as income.

No autopsy needed.

Na something must kill a man kill am mek everybody go rest.

Tayorshd87:
Can I divorce a wife full of stretch mark all over her body after birth?
because presently i don't feel attracted to her anymore because anytime she is naked her arm thighs laps etc are all full of stretch mark and she added fat after birth which caused all this like am not interested again 😭😢😭

Although she be 99% wife material but 🤔

What can I do on this case cos am feeling like getting married to someone else.. 😡

Yes, biko divorce her asap.

She deserves to be with a "simp" that will accept her and her body full of stretch mark.☹

madridguy:
Blame our wicked government.

They created mass poverty to be able to control people.

After what happened in the last elections, I stopped blaming the government and politicians.

The people are to be blamed for everything that happens to them forthwith.

Some collected ordinary 2k from politicians and voted them in only to go back and continue drinking garri with their family after the 2k finish. I saw video of a girl boasting about collecting 5k from a local politician and guess what, she voted for him without considering what he had to offer to the community.

Also, should the government cut poor people's preeks and stop them from mass breeding like rabbits?

Recycling of poverty lies solely in the people's hands, government has little or no influence in that.

If you and your spouse don't have reasonable income at the moment, don't think of having kids yet unless you plan to continue your lineage in poverty.

Plan for the kids before having them, else they'll just be another burden on the already volatile society.

Being that most of my trips locally are not planned, I always end up with Dana air as they are always available and the difference between their business and economy class is in the packaging of puff puff.

Business class people have their own puff puff and few cookies in nice takeaway bags while economy class have theirs in nylon I guess, not sure.

Even the extra leg room sef I no see for the business class but the few beauties among their "not so beautiful" air hostesses serve in the business class shaa and as man with eyes for sidechicks, na the only advantage I see for there be that.

Take what I term ME TIME.

Disconnect from everybody, take a vacation and spend on yourself for once.

Draw monthly budget and increase spending on yourself. That way, you'll have less to spend on others.

The first time I damned the consequences and spent almost $5k on me in one shopping, I realized I've been living and working for others for too long.

Do the spend on me thing and regain your senses, trust me.

Nobody will die or become homeless if you don't feed them or don't help pay their rents. They will only learn to fend for themselves and you'll be bad person but only for a while.

Modified:

Being a student who fends for himself, I'll advise you focus on you for now and disconnect from everyone else. Direct all you have towards your education and upkeep in school.

Shalom.

If faithful wives have all those characteristics as you claim, biko I want unfaithful wife.

Who faithful wife with all those defects epp?

If unfaithful wife will give me peace of mind, I go use sidechicks dey endure her unfaithfulness mek everybody rest.

This life is too sweet to dey have worries biko. 😄