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Look at these smartstingy men, abeg allow us to reap what we didn't sow in peace jor  We women take a ton of crap from society everyday, get less than men, the way I see it, my enjoying his money is just God's beautiful way of balancing the equation 

On a serious note, though I'm against prenups in general, I guess someone of Tiger's stature has to have one.

SeanT21:
U are wicked.

Wicked and proud of it 

A subjective view that happens to be held by a vast majority of people all across the west. This is not a coincidence Ibime. Mosques make people uncomfortable in this era of terrorism, its unfortunate but true.

if I ever see you in person, na koboko I go take greet you.

and by the way, what is a love song doing on your profile? you Ibime are familiar with that alien feeling called love? say it ain't so?

bawomolo:
why didn't the pats adjust in the 2nd half? Isn't that what bellicheat is known to do?

This is not the same Pats D that won 3 superbowls in 4 years. Rodney Harrison, junior seau, bruschi, asante samuel and seymour are gone. The flaws that were there early in the season are still there. This pats defense can't be trusted.
We need to get over the patriot mystique. They are a good team but their era of dominance is gone. The pats are a team that can only win by outscoring you. this was obvious when they went for it on 4th down in the 3rd quarter.

I hate that that is true. This is the first real year of this group of defenders playing together, I said at seasons start they needed six games to get accustomed to each other, I think it may be an entire season, hopefully by the playoffs they'll be a solid fence. And we also need to buy or lease a running game, dreadlock slim and Taylor ain't cutting it.

^Gracias


It looks like there's a mighty wind blowing in the windy city . . .
  Brian Urlacher:

We used to establish the run and wear teams down and try not to make mistakes, and we'd rely on our defense to keep us in the game and make big plays to put us in position to win," Urlacher told the Web site. "Kyle Orton might not be the flashiest quarterback, but the guy is a winner, and that formula worked for us. I hate to say it, but that's the truth."

Bawo, so will you be spearheading the new website campaign demanding Kyle Orton be brought back?

Says I, and a few million other Swiss citizens.

Political correctness cannot correct that unfortunate truth which is that any icon or symbol of middle eastern/islam origins will invoke equations to terrorists/terrorism. Me I don't want any mosques in my neighborhood - whether or not that makes me intolerant I could care less, na them sabi.

Foximoto, so Megan has released you for a few hours today so you decided to grace us with your presence abi? 

I am waiting on Mrs. Max Craig to pop out of the woodwork too.

spikedcylinder:
Lol. Okporoko feeling funky.
Isn't your favourite actor Jean Claude Van Damme? Abi Steven Seagal?

what's wrong with either of them?

Lol. . . I say siddon. Just go one generation up, and all your numerical issues will be solved. Well maybe the Igbo quarter is a little watery, didn't stretch far enough to the east . But in any case, if you see me, you have seen Nigeria

Even if they want to ban mosques or churches for that matter - that is their business.

As long as the process was democratic and the[b] citizens[/b] of the country voted, then no biggie. Personally I don't want to be driving around seeing those minarets or whareva rising up from the landscape, unfortunately they are symbols of something associated with evil and make me nervous!

See this boy stop confusing me jare . . . I was happy I had an egde over you only for you to take it away from me

Naija na triangle now - Yoruba, Hausa and Igbo - abi no be so?

naliakar:
YOU BETCHAA!!

well it is Cambridge afterall! one cannot be surprised at the atrocities that emerge from there

Ikomi:
I knew you two were up to something since you always agree.

Then I shall make sure that I only rain 1SOS (Somali Shillings). 1,387.77 SOS per US$1

That would make sure you two wont get enough, and if you get enough where would you hide me. I dont come easy you see.

Kai this boy you cheap oh! I think at least it is better than Zimbabwe dollars

Ibime:
Dont deceive yourself. I only set that statement as a booby-trap to reveal your delusions of grandeur. So you no be Naija again?

JJC like you wey just land yesterday dey claim Yankee. lol.

Me wey be fully born and bred Jandon guy never denounce Naija, na you want denounce Naija? I laugh in auto-tune. 

Delusions? Lol, siddon dia . As much as I love my naija, this is now home to the fullest. Fully born and bred explains a lotta things, yeye boy  for starters you're not even a real nigerian like myself who can boast roots from the 3 corners of Nigeria . . . having the genes as in ur case will not suffice homeboy 

But on a serious note, I would love to be more informed on the political climate back home and even participate. But I get the impression, those of us who left and have since settled elsewhere are neither wanted nor needed. I have a relative 30+yrs here, went back and got into politics, soon after hired thugs paid him a lil visit at his house, beat him up severely and warned him to go back to his yankee and stay out of the local politics or else he would be killed.

  He came back jeje.

FBS  thanks. It seems another mod/Seun musta axed it, it was posted on several threads across the forum.

[quote author=pres-elect link=topic=358826.msg5037329#msg5037329 date=1259781487]@ikomi,

next time you use my name without respect, i will use you for ritual money [/quote]. . . don't forget to save my cut, at least 30%

[quote author=pres-elect link=topic=356747.msg5037250#msg5037250 date=1259780363]everday[b] i get more convinced that my friend obama is deluded in his stardom[/b], if any. the best he can do is pull out or push in, not hang in between trying to please both ends of the ideological divide. he satisfies no one. [/quote]Here's hoping it doesn't take an event of astronomical proportions to jar him back to reality.

[quote author=pres-elect link=topic=356747.msg5037409#msg5037409 date=1259782808]@jesoul,
are u de one rapping/preaching/singing in that youtube video? i tire o . . .[/quote]Yessir, guilty as charged

bawomolo:
that's risky politics especially with the health care bill coming up. He definitely doesn't want to piss off republicans.

Lol . . . he's about 11 months too late  . Republicans will not side with him no matter what he does. That's politics.

I don't agree with the timetable for withdrawal though.

When 2011 comes around I am willing to bet the story will not be much different from what it is now.

whiteroses:
only in naija do poor people shakara for the rich i was so annoyed, just came back on holiday in naija, if you see how rude these market women have become, they all need a wake up call on principles of business. everywhere i go , they all roll their eyes at me, i've learnt they usually increase the price and you have to negotiate, this lady told me a slippers was N700 and i said can i pay 500 and she says "auntie edakun e sun siwaju bata kini N500" what? i wanted to cry, at first i was confused and later realised i've offended her by negotiating,
i knew a small face powder is N25 and the retailer claims its 30 i said ok bye i'm gone and she lashed at me "is it because of N5, stingy! do they think they are doing me a favour by selling to me?

btw this was aleshinloye market in ibadan and before i travelled they always call you to buy from them but now they dont have any respect for anybody. and if a transaction should go smooth they wont even say thank you and always trying to scam you. But by the time i spent 4 weeks in nigeria even me i developed tough skin, one girl started abusing me at answani market in lagos when i stepped her goods to avoid a trailer from running me over, she goes "awe koshi lo" i replied, oshi ere ni? emi o makin sh'omo ile yii, maa gba oju e" she calms down instantly lol (i was happy to speak back in ghetto attitude as they do lol)
but i remeberd a funny one, when a boy says auntie buy my scotch egg and i said no thank you next time, and he said God forbid you catch me here next time selling scotch egge

sorry if you havent had this rudeness from naija market cos ibadan people are exclusively rude but i just cant help but share how gobsmacked i was at their attitude lol

ROTFLOL gosh I don laugh die

bawomolo:
You guys are disrespecting the Saints. They are making it to the superbowl

I wouldn't count on anything in football. Stranger things have happened . . . who thought Arizona was even going to go past the 1st rd last yr?

Work, but you can send now, I have the time . Besides my internet at home is down at the mo'

Sorry@Topic for going a bit off . . .

Sure, whats up? send me an email.

davidif:
OMO OYINBO WOMEN DANGEROUS O . HOW PERSON GO WAN KILL HIM HUSBAND WITH GOLF CLUB . FOR THOSE IN YANKI STAY CLEAR OF OYINBO WOMEN AT ALLLLLLLLLLLLL COSTS O.

lol 

After 3 whole months of careful, sober analysis, this is the strategy Obama came up with? satisfy both sides? I wish he would pick one side and stick wholeheartedly with it. If you try to please all you end up pleasing none.

Not to mention trying to work with a corrupt govt that hates America but still don't mind taking our billions of dollars in aid.

spikedcylinder:
^^^
This one and his yeye love for sleazy[b] pushaun pushaun[/b] movies.

ROTFLOL

Sauron you sef, how can you rate Vantage Point 95%? seriously dude? 95%?    I'm inclined to believe that was a typo. no?

Somebody needs to take away the ability to bold letterings from Davidf asap

biina:
interesting
I no know wetin I do the girl o. Infact, I no know say anybody sabi say I exist on NL. Guess this is my 15 seconds of fame
and here I am, thinking I am the new age Ralph T; Mr. Sensitivity

Lol, you'll be suprised. I recalled a couple of truly dope posts you made in the religion section a while back (I wonder why you don't post there often). IDs of posters that make an impression with top notch posts usually stick in my mind.

And as for this

biina:
Vikes Offense v Saints Defence
AP fumbling the ball (and 20th ranked Saints rush defence dont create much turnovers in the running game) wont diminish his carries 'cos he is still the best RB in the league. With AP on the field, the saints would have to respect the running game (and not the 3 man rush, sit deep they did against the Pats). AP makes the 'play action' effective, and that is the foundation for big plays.
Favre despite his age is still one of the top 5 QBs and a post season veteran. He also has Rice and Harvin. Against minnesota and its rushing game, the saints secondary will be on their own with max of 5 backs (and not the 7-8 man dropping deep, allowing McKenzie to jump routes, that we saw against NE). There is a reason Favre is no longer an INT machine, and its because the vikes have a solid running game. So the Vikes will get their points against the saints defence. If the Pats had a solid running game and/or good 3rd & 4th choice receivers, it would have been a different ball game.

Saints Offense v Vikes Defence
The saints have a potent and balanced offence. Against the 2nd ranked rushing defence of the Vikes they would likely lose the threat of their running game.
In the passing game, the saints dont have great receivers, but rather a great QB and great play calling by their coach (sean payton).The vikes should be able to get pressure on brees and make those big plays more difficult to make. A typical down field play needs >2s to develop, and I doubt Brees is going to be having that much time. Jared Allen & Co (who lead the league with 40 sacks) will wreck havoc in the back field. An example of what can happen was Saint v Miami where Brees got sacked 5x. Against the Pats, the Saints werent as much as moving the ball effectively (4/10 or 3rd down) but that the Pats were giving up big plays. That will not happen against the vikes who are quite conservative in their coverage.

The football game is all about matchups, and in the post season, I will go with the vikes. But then Arizona (looking forward to their game next week) or someone from the NFC east can deny the vikes getting that far. The saints are more or less a sure lock to be in the NFC championship game.

. . . truer words have never been spoken in football. Your analysis of both sides is quite good I must say, I am just hoping the Saints or anyone else deny Favre, AP will get his in time. Speaking of AP, how long do you think his injury prone self will last?

Allen Iverson is back with the Sixers http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4705901

Say it ain't so! lol who coulda calculated the odds of this.

chiogo:
Thanksgiving was great!! And now I'm back to murder these finals.

lol you go girl!

Celtics ppl don old oo. LMAO, I can't believe I'm saying this. But yeah, Rasheed can be really slow, sometimes he's on point though.

Seriously lol. Its a fast decline downhill from here on, which is why they need to make the most out of this year.

C2H5OH:
Haaa Mohammed was gon' knock out the bitch in KG tonight, that Nigga was finna go bananas on his ass.
mlol @ KG.

lol KG will demolish mohammed, or haven't you seen how KG beats himself, bullies and pushes his own team into submission?

naliakar:
Ooh! I mean "the Peoples Republic of Cambridge"

Oh! I hear one of your residents was campagning furiously to raise funds to do an eye surgery for a turkey last week  say it ain't so Naliakar

 

Ibime:
Tayo-D and Je-Soul ogini?

Keep waiting.

Dem lots already have their American passports.

Wetin bala them?

Kai Ibime, why are you exposing me like this now? 

^lol

muhsin:
What are you saying, please?

I'm saying anoyone who flexes their fingers and types that cannot really be taken seriously.

Are you talking about the "signature" line that appears under every post you make?

If so simply click on "Update your profile" link which is at the top of the page, then scroll down a bit to the "Signature" box, write in whatever you like and click "save".

Osisi this isn't an effective way to get an accurate headcount of christians on NL, for starters, many of them do not even frequent this section often.

Anyways make it 10 plus 1.