SangoOlukosoOba:
CR7 not on the list

were re oooo

This Op don get Mental problem

Officialgarri:


You think the Government is dumb and doesn't have anything to gain when they declared the border be closed?

Government policies are beyond what you read on Nairaland.
Infact, it's a shame that a forum as big as Nairaland doesn't promote intelligent discussions, advantages and disadvantages of various policies.
Rather, it promotes mediocre, ignoramus and "first to comment" people.
No dedicated threads for experts in certain fields, no philosophy, no critical thinking.
I think twitter is better than here

Then they go your Twitter we won't miss you

samuel19222:
[b]A son took his old father to a restaurant for an evening dinner. Father being very old and weak, while eating, dropped food on his shirt and trousers. Others diners watched him in disgust while his son was calm.
After he finished eating, his son who was not at all embarrassed, quietly took him to the wash room, wiped the food particles, removed the stains, combed his hair and fitted his spectacles firmly. When they came out, the entire restaurant was watching them in dead silence, not able to grasp how someone could embarrass themselves publicly like that. The son settled the bill and started walking out with his father.

At that time, an old man amongst the diners called out to the son and asked him, “Don’t you think you have left something behind?”.
The son replied, “No sir, I haven’t”.

The old man retorted, “Yes, you have! You left a lesson for every son and hope for every father“.

LESSON: Do not neglect your parents because they do things old people do. The young shall grow, the grown ups would get old one day.[/b]

waiting you they try talk for so long

haffaze777:
Seyi makinde is typical PDP man nah.what do u expect from PDP if not agberoism and stupidity?curse d day oyo people voted this nuisance,quote me negatively and be visited with ayilala

Keep short shey professor they do NURTW Ni na agbero be NURTW for Nigeria

If you die you die, you die for nothing them go carry your body go police station you die wrongfully . jeje jeje jeje.. in Fela's voice

GreenArrow1:


Lol. Be there and be doing riff raff matters. No wise up o. Until you leggo on top useless matters. Frat no go pay u if u no useful in other areas of life. Stop taking it personal d wrong way.

Na fool way you be they make you self they argue on riff Raff matters you coward

GreenArrow1:


You wet enter bush wetin you gain?
If you like, don't go and make a life for yourself. People wey collect ordinary palace bamming go still use you as cheap material in the future. Upon all d bush wey u enter.
Secret? Which yeye secret? Everything don cast yagayaga

Na still the mumu way you be. My own point is no they talk waiting you know no. Shey them tell you say na one place me I stay put if you like do office baming na ur picking or you them go use as cheap material in the future

alexola20:
You cultist too?Ok so you be korofo axeman too.

I pity you.
@saynotocultism is coming for you.

I no be Aye bro,but you no go believe, but why him go they talk waiting him no see base on say you read one mumu story. Make himself enter bush come back na.Secret na Secret

Georgekyrian:
And he be back ass No 1 (black regalia), arrested with him Chief priest(red regalia), wey the chairman dey (white regalia) na so he go take over No 1 temple (Bunch of fools). There Korofo munye no help them this time.
Cultism can never gain anybody anything, if they tell you that it will make you strong man na lie, you're loosing your life cheaply, it a red life (your life is not guaranteed), Abhor cultism
No gain
Shun cultism

You be fool saying rubbish because of the stupid tread you read with your mumu DSS. Idiot

Solorrman3310:
No we are talking abt Jesus Christ,the guy u all worship. Jesus Christ was the first said God to come with fully functional carry go follow,-come anus and penix,he was the first said God to visit toilet in history. Mohammad was never a God he said it himself the same way Jesus said but dump and deaf like u can never even read the fake scripture u have in ur possession all u know is mocking Muslims not knowing all of Christianity is nothing but a drama and fictional movie. Tell me a single religion where a God come out of vagiina ? No where on Earth does such a pathetic shameful unholy event ever happened and witnessed by living beings ever. Yes Jesus has no father but mother and he did not come down flying no,he came out of vagina,ur religion is full of vaginal stuff all around,u have so many mess to put in place though we know no matter how decorated u may make it ,it would never be right because there is no way u can convince a sane man that a hard guy is somebody having only a jacket without trousers ,just stop talking (mocking) abt virgin and concentrate on how to amend the bublia to suite sane men. A God in toilet abi u wan tell me say Jesus never get anus or may be say he never use the anus and penix to shiit and urinate,dare say it's a lie if u can,and if u can't then convince us why would a super pure almighty God creat such a nasty structure on himself it's shameful,can't u see even ur father is hiding if he is in toilet let alone a God ,no wonder that's why u know nothing in the Bible all u know is baseless dialog,singing and dancing what would even obasanjo going to do with singing and dancing every sundays let alone God. Do u think God will carry ur mama and ogogoro smelling papa to heaven just because u know how to sing and dance. Let me tell u even gudlok Jonathan would not give u a penny for years singing and dancing in church,how can God offer u a ticket to heaven while ur mother's use mini skirt ? How can u even convince us that u are not illegitimate child ? 85 percent of ur people had premarital sex and getting marriage after u grow bia bia. 60 percent of u area boys are children of the northerners who usually came trading and serving as trailer conductors ,they met most of ur mother's on the street in the name of freedom and being educated alcoholism is not more than a water to u while sex can be carry out even in church session because it's nothing just a thing of educated people.

Ode I can't read your epsode not that jobless . We don't argue over religion here

[quote author=Solorrman3310 post=86521701]No we are talking abt Jesus Christ,the guy u all worship. Jesus Christ was the first said God to come with fully functional carry go follow,-come anus and penix,he was the first said God to visit toilet in history. Mohammad was never a God he said it himself the same way Jesus said but dump and deaf like u can never even read the fake scripture u have in ur possession all u know is mocking Muslims not knowing all of Christianity is nothing but a drama and fictional movie. Tell me a single religion where a God come out of vagiina ? No where on Earth does such a pathetic shameful unholy event ever happened and witnessed by living beings ever. Yes Jesus has no father but mother and he did not come down flying no,he came out of vagina,ur religion is full of vaginal stuff all around,u have so many mess to put in place though we know no matter how decorated u may make it ,it would never be right because there is no way u can convince a sane man that a hard guy is somebody having only a jacket without trousers ,just stop talking (mocking) abt virgin and concentrate on how to amend the bublia to suite sane men. A God in toilet abi u wan tell me say Jesus never get anus or may be say he never use the anus and penix to shiit and urinate,dare say it's a lie if u can,and if u can't then convince us why would a super pure almighty God creat such a nasty structure on himself it's shameful,can't u see even ur father is hiding if he is in toilet let alone a God ,no wonder that's why u know nothing in the Bible all u know is baseless dialog,singing and dancing what would even obasanjo going to do with singing and dancing every sundays let alone God. Do u think God will carry ur mama and ogogoro smelling papa to heaven just because u know how to sing and dance. Let me tell u even gudlok Jonathan would not give u a penny for years singing and dancing in church,how can God offer u a ticket to heaven while ur mother's use mini skirt ? How can u even convince us that u are not illegitimate child ? 85 percent of ur people had premarital sex and getting marriage after u grow bia bia. 60 percent of u area boys are children of the northerners who usually came trading and serving as trailer conductors ,they met most of ur mother's on the street in the name of freedom and being educated alcoholism is not more than a water to u while sex can be carry out even in church session because it's nothing just a thing of educated people.[/quote Ode and you believe I will read this we don't fight over religion here .

imran147:



YOU ARE FOOL AND ONLY GUESSING WITH WRONG PERSPECTIVE....YOU ARE A CULTIST ALSO EITHER EIYE OR BUCANNER OR PIRATE FOR YOU TO KNOW LITTLE CODE BUT STILL YOUR WRONG IN NAILING THEM.....SAY NO TO CULTISM

No mind the fool

Georgekyrian:
And he be back ass No 1 (black regalia), arrested with him Chief priest(red regalia), wey the chairman dey (white regalia) na so he go take over No 1 temple (Bunch of fools). There Korofo munye no help them this time.
Cultism can never gain anybody anything, if they tell you that it will make you strong man na lie, you're loosing your life cheaply, it a red life (your life is not guaranteed), Abhor cultism
No gain
Shun cultism

Are you a cultist for you to know all this too? You are just saying rubbish for your mind you know something,you don't know nothing you spit rubbish. Shun cultism you talk too much

Mistaicey2288:
Cool.. But what's with this number 9 sef.. Tiwa released a track last year titled 4999 and now Olamide releasing EP titled 999.. I don't wanna believe it's anything related to 666 sha cos i really don't believe in 666 itself...

The angel number 999 indicates that you are closing a major chapter and moving towards something new. You are leaving something behind and looking forward to receiving something new.

DownChelsea:
One question. Are 999 and 666 THE SAME NUMBER? If they are not, why the show of stupidity by majority of nairalanders on this thread.

The angel number 999 indicates that you are closing a major chapter and moving towards something new. You are leaving something behind and looking forward to receiving something new.

[quote author=Godpikin4real post=86518557]Anti-Christ somtin. Once 999 is turned upside down, what does it give The angel number 999 indicates that you are closing a major chapter and moving towards something new. You are leaving something behind and looking forward to receiving something new.

justnock:

Bro, it could have been anyone. Kindly shut your mouth or go to the market and buy yourself some manners.

Mugun na Mugun

Lamanii22:
Y'all stop scaring people with tribulations... Just preach the gospel.. That's what Jesus said.. He didn't send anyone to talk about end times...

You don they fear

AntiChristian:
As for the Christians whose aim is to tell lies on Islam let their Bible curse them.

May the curse of telling lies from your Bible be on you

Proverbs 19:5
A false witness will not go unpunished, and he who breathes out lies will not escape. (You will be punished and won't escape)

John 8:44
You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, and has nothing to do with the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks out of his own character, for he is a liar and the father of lies.

Revelation 21:8
But as for the cowardly, the faithless, the detestable, as for murderers, the sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars, their portion will be in the lake that burns with fire and sulfur, which is the second death.”

Proverbs 19:9
A false witness will not go unpunished, and he who breathes out lies will perish. (You will perish with your likes)

Exodus 20:16
“You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

Colossians 3:9
Do not lie to one another, seeing that you have put off the old self with its practices

Proverbs 12:22
Lying lips are an abomination to the Lord, but those who act faithfully are his delight. (You all become an abomination for your lies)

Just say Aamin if you're truthful!

Your mumu never end still

Dominiondominio:
I’m a 26 years old woman married to a 37 years old man. We have been married for almost 3 years.

We don’t have kids yet and 6 months ago I ended up in hospital with sepsis. The doctors originally thought it was caused by a kidney infection but later found that it was caused by Pelvic Inflammatory disease.

They repeatedly asked about my sexual history but I have only slept with one person in the past 3 years - my husband. I ended up having to have emergency surgery as the infection would not respond to the IV antibiotics they were giving me. I was in hospital for 10 days and have potential long- term damage which will affect my ability to have children.

I recently found out that my husband has cheated on me a number of times throughout our marriage and that the Pelvic inflammation was caused by untreated Gonorrhoea.

When I was discharged from hospital, he admitted that he has been cheating on me with a single mother of 4 (unprotected sex ) And he got the gonorrhea! How irresponsible! I am completely devastated and don't want to believe that the love of my life could be so callous. I very nearly died and if it were not for the brilliant doctors who quickly recognised my symptoms.

Of course the woman my husband got the gonorrhea from denied everything and I bet she won’t go get treated and will continue to spread this nasty and dangerous disease! She is done with having kids so why would she care, right?

Well, I do want to have kids and I won’t let my fertility and health taken away! the emotional damage caused by the infidelity itself is horrible. I feel angry, dirty, and ugly. All I want to do is cry all day. I can’t talk to anyone about it because I feel so ashamed. The person I trust the most is my mother but i don't want to break her heart. I know that to her my happiness matters the most and I think she would be angry at me the rest of her life if I told her that I still love my husband.

My husband feels remorseful and said he would never cheat on me again. He said he would choose me over any lifestyle and that he would give up everything for me. I have a very hard time trusting him again and I still don't know what I want from this whole thing. I just can't understand why my husband would have sex with a disgusting, nasty woman and betray me on so many levels. My pride got hurt so badly. I feel so ugly and worthless. My libido is absolutely gone. I feel empty inside. Then all the sudden I feel horrible, horrible anger and I want to break everything in sight. On some nights I can't sleep and sometimes I want to sleep all day. Most days I'm not even hungry and I have to force myself to eat something.

I feel like I will never be happy again. I used to be a happy, confident, bubbly person, now my zest for life is gone. Is this normal? Will these feelings ever go away?

That's not the end of life babe. Don't get depressed that will be too bad of you

Midas01:
The same Mohammed who along with his cousins slaughtered over 700+ Jews just for being Jews?

The same Muhammad that killed a woman's family and husband and still raped the woman on that same day?
What was defensive about that?

See, some of us know Islam so when you're talking, talk with facts and I'll bring mine too.

Mohamed is over hyped how come he was ate up by Pig, that's why Muslim don't eat pig

zolajpower:
What's a PR Bros?

permanent Resident

papaejima20199:
This is my first time posting NL , although I've been reading a lot in the last few months . I'll try to be as detailed as possible. I don't even know if I'm asking a question, or advice, or what. I just have to get some things out of my brain.

I’m 36 and my wife is 32. we've been married for 12 years and have two children, twins age 1. I would say happily married. As in, we don't fight, , never any abuse of any kind, no major life disagreements. I love my wife. She is a great mother, a great provider for the family, and we make a great team when it comes to raising our kids. However, she leaves me feeling undesired. Sexually, just intimacy in general, not feeling wanted or desired, missing that flirtatious quality that we all enjoy in a relationship. Our sex life has been on a steady decline, honestly since we got married. Less and less and less every year, and yes, kids make that even more difficult (and provide very easy excuses)

About 2 years ago, I was close to cheating. There was a girl at work that I flirted with often. We started hanging out , and we always seemed to end up talking, touching innocently, flirting, but nothing ever happened between us. The feeling this girl gave me inspired me to tell my wife how I was feeling, what I was missing, etc. I told her how important sex was to me, asked her what I could change, or if she needed to change something. Her response was that she "just didn't really think about it like you do" and that she would try to work on it. Well she didn't work on it, at all.

The flirty girl didn't work with me any more, and I lost that "flame" with her and let it go, and went about life as usual. I've been working a lot of hours over the last six months. I fell into this flirty relationship with one of my coworkers 22 and we just would have a lot of fun with one another. Mad sexual tension. A few months back things happen and she blows me. Its great. Best sex of my life. We set up plans to meet up off work hours and we do.

My coworker is in perfect shape. Its like my perfect woman. I love the way she loves me. She appreciates me, she satisfies me, she matches my sexual drive, and even exceeds it. She is everything I was missing in life, and I'm as happy as I've been in a long time. She is also crazy about me which feels unbelievable. Its been a while since someone has just wanted me to be happy and wanted to please me. I now consider her my girlfriend.

I don't wish to hurt my wife. But I do wish to be happy.

I do not wish for my children to grow up in a home with divorce. I want them to grow up with myself and my wife still being the team we've been so far, doing equal parts to take care of them, and always be there for them.

I realize a lot of what I'm saying are things that can't go together. I want to be with my girlfriend, I don't want to hurt my wife, and I don't want my kids to suffer . I can't have it all. Now I feel stuck

I need help because I can't seem to go through with this alone, and I have no one close enough with the time and level of trust that I can confide in, so I would really appreciate it if you'd offer me some advice.

Thanks for reading

Ogun ti bo Ori yin sir

Ogun ti bo Ori eleyi

Which musician do you know that is having AMVCA..

visijo:
We eat leftovers at the weddings, burials and birthday parties. If you need us please inbox me.�

Aye yin ti baje

Blu03:


She saw the sore and still had sex with you?
Back to your question, go for a test. Are we doctors? Most of us here are unemployed and hustling to get a job.
Meet someone who is qualified to diagnose you.

I tire ooo.how many person way get job go they get time comment for here

Shot the Bleep up! Useless old Man

May be make them call Garuba Lawal too

earthgirl:


Watch your tongue. Karma is not something you should toy with.

What you wish others and what you say to other people will always come back to you. Joke or not. Good or bad.

You've just set an action into motion.

He will not be there to read he's RIP so talk is free

I don read oyinbo people own the rest na lie remain . My people my people don't bother