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CrimeRe: Stealing Of Pots Of Cooked Soup Increases In Enugu by jitolala(m): 11:02am On Nov 12, 2021
Some persons will soon accuse the DSS for stealing the pot of soup. The Eastern part of this country is fast becoming unsafe.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Navy Fires Thousands Of Pounds Of Explosives To Test Aircraft Carrier( Pic) by jitolala(m): 5:50pm On Jun 21, 2021
They should have been allowed to test these bombs in Sambisa for free...
Christianity EtcRe: Oyedepo: I Will Lay Bare Hands On COVID-19 Patients by jitolala(m): 11:22am On Aug 31, 2020
They are using hand sanitizers while selling olive oil at exorbitant prices.
RomanceRe: I Easily Lose Interest In Guys, Will I Regret This? by jitolala(m): 12:23pm On Dec 26, 2019
I'm even surprised at myself that I was able to read this. The more I read, the more I get angry at your behavior. Hisses and sign out.
FamilyRe: My Wife's Ex Wants Her Back by jitolala(m): 5:04pm On Jun 26, 2019
Very simple brother. Just change your wife's sim card. If get access to your wife again via calling, it means there is something about your wife.
CelebritiesRe: Nazareth Jesse: I Hate Adultery, So My Man Must Be Handsome & Romantic by jitolala(m): 3:19pm On Apr 14, 2019
You want a tall handsome man, that's how you will marry a tall handsome man that can be likened to a very nice looking car with a keke nape engine.
CrimeRe: I Transferred N280k & N300k From My Mother's Account To Mine Via Phone by jitolala(m): 11:41am On Jan 15, 2018
I sincerely think your mum will curse the day your dad climbed her to produce a prodigal and criminal son like you.
EmmyG012:
"Pls Help Me, I Need Your Advice On This Before I Do Otherwise"

Lalasticlal.a I really need this front page.

Guys before I write-up all I need is your advice and not insult on my error,

I will be brief, Last week Monday I transferred money (#280,000) from my mom bank acct to mine thru her fone with first bank ussd code without her knowledge hoping to gain more money nd i ll refund the money bck becos dis is nt d first tym doing it, i have been doing it nd av been working out bt unfortunately for me luck wasn't on my side dis tym around. I lose the money then last week Thursday I had to transfer (#300,000) to my acct to see if I can regain the 280k back thru bet9ja but I also lost the money. Then on Saturday I tried if I can still transfer 100k maybe dis tym around I ll regain the money back, but to my surprise wen I input the code all I get on her phone is "You have been denied access to use this service contact the bank for more information". I just don't knw maybe its due to the transfer I made becos mine dad is also using first bank and his fone is no saying dat. And dis morning my mom have gone to work n she will want to transfer money to my senior brother thru her fone, am sure she ll gt d same response wat if she decide on going to first bank to find out wat is wrong. Pls Nairalander I jst don't know wat to do. I need you guys advice n response on this asap. The worst thing is that I added first bank to screening number so she won't be able to get alert n I stored one of my number in her contact as first bank, so I gv her alert with the number I stored on her fone. But she has been suspecting that alert do come late which suppose to be immediately.... And she ll becoming back by 5pm, am speechless cos I don't knw wat to tell her I use the money to do, once my fada comes back n hear dis am dead. Pls guys your advice is all I need


Mods pls promote this to FP
CrimeRe: Cultists Stripped Unclad, Killed In Rivers State (Graphic Photo) by jitolala(m): 3:33pm On Jan 05, 2018
If these cultist have harmed your love ones, you dare not say what you just typed man.
Edopesin:
This Is Wrong Jor Judgement B4 Trial
CrimeRe: 4 Fake SARS Officials Killed In Rivers State (Graphic photos) by jitolala(m): 6:53am On Dec 17, 2017
The dead stay dumb.
talk2percy:
Who certified them fake or is it because the dead don't talk?
CrimeRe: Anambra Teacher Dies After Flogging Student In Her Class (Photos) by jitolala(m): 10:43am On Dec 01, 2017
No wonder you cannot even spell the word "sweeping" correctly.
slimfit1:
If you pay school fees why should you be swiping the school again they should employ someone to do that .
FamilyRe: Why Do Some Guys Spend Lavishly On Women But Fail To Take Care Of Their Parents? by jitolala(m): 9:34pm On Nov 20, 2017
Because a man would leave his parents, get married and they will become one flesh.So he invariably spend on himself when he spends on his woman. However, that shouldn't stop him from helping his mom.
Christianity EtcRe: Akure Baby Who "Spoke 2 Weeks After Birth" (Photo) by jitolala(m): 10:02am On Nov 11, 2017
Nigerians are very gullible and deluded.Just imagine the thinking of our race.
CrimeRe: Suspected Child Kidnapper Apprehended In Ado Ekiti, Ekiti State. by jitolala(m): 4:21pm On Sep 04, 2017
SMAN.....SKULL MINERS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA. A.K.A Afonja....Kidnapping and armed robbery...SE....Millitancy....SS.........Ritualist....SW......Terrorism.....N
RomanceRe: How To Make A Man Admire You, Chase You, Fall In Love With You And Marry You. by jitolala(m): 12:35am On Aug 16, 2017
MhizzAJ:
Ahan!
Women should do this..women should do that..too many rules just to attract a man..
Unfortunately,men are rare breed and are going extinct in the marriage market.
CrimeRe: Delta Police Arrest Pastor For Defilement Of 2 Underaged Girls Of His Church by jitolala(m): 12:27am On Aug 16, 2017
Raeynique:
doesn't even look like a pastor
How do pastors look? Yuppie yuppie I guess....Pastors been deceiving you guys since 1800AD
CelebritiesRe: Ray Hushpuppi Says Kcee’s Wristwatch Is Fake by jitolala(m): 3:06pm On Jul 28, 2017
This is not all about stupidity or what concerns someone.Why buying fake items and at the same time cry fool about pirating their musichuh
WebSurfer:
People are really stupid though... what is your business if someone decides to wear fake in the first place.. did he come around boosting for you it's real ?

People need to learn how to be humble because to dust you came and to dust you will return..

After foolishly acting a big boy all your life. You will still end up same 6ft like everyone else when you die without going with anything..

This guy is constituting nonsense on the Nigerian youths
PhonesRe: Whatsapp Now Lets You Pin Your Favourite Chats On Top by jitolala(m): 3:01pm On May 01, 2017
Category1:
Good....
But sometimes these social media owners are overdoing things thereby spoiling the platform.
Your IQ level is very low...Technology is evolving and you need to acquaint yourself to it if you must blend globally.
CareerRe: Nigerian Breweries Salary Structure: Salary Of Nigeria Breweries PLC by jitolala(m): 10:03am On Apr 23, 2017
When I am receiving seven digits as salary, you are here comparing them with multinational...gerathere joor
InvestmentRe: GHW Has Finished Me! Members Asked To Recommit Before Accessing Their Funds! by jitolala(m): 9:51am On Mar 24, 2017
Naija..get some sense....Say no to Ponzi scheme...yahoo yahoo boys on the prowl guys...
CelebritiesRe: "Mr President": Chiwetalu Agu To Release A Music Album by jitolala(m): 5:02pm On Mar 23, 2017
grin....Uwanputu putuku
FoodRe: The Crocodile My Mechanic Killed And Ate This Morning by jitolala(m): 6:22pm On Sep 02, 2016
Since the military are on code name;"Crocodile Smile"....Militants say[b] "crocodile Tears"[/b]...Your mechanic own will likely be "Crocodile die"
PoliticsRe: Why Is Fuel #87 In The North And #120 - #130 In The East? by jitolala(m): 4:45pm On Jan 13, 2016
Greed and self centredness of the average Igbo man.That is why I will prefer to be under the rulership of an Aboki without certificate than a greedy Eastern man who hate his own brother and even call them Osun...
99100:
I'm a resident and indigene of Orlu geopolitical zone.
After a turbulent week as a result of fuel scarcity and hike in Imo state , I'm compressed to ask this question ; Why do we buy fuel between #120 -130 and the same fuel is being sold #87 in the north? Does it mean that the govt only subsidises fuel that goes to the north.... and easterners can buy high.
CareerRe: Is It Possible For OND Holder To Earn Upto 80k Per Month? by jitolala(m): 7:20pm On Nov 04, 2015
It is possible to earn 1.5million per month with your OND.I know more than 50 people in oil and gas industry.
RomanceRe: UNILAG Girls Classified According To Their Hostels by jitolala(m): 11:24pm On Dec 15, 2013
Prostitution is what is mainly sustaining our economy.Just imagine an aristo fending for her parents and her siblings.In asmuch as I don't support it but engage in it (lol)...if prostitution is ban in Nigeria,there will be a swift revolution.My take joor.
tpacalipse: I thought I knew unilag babes, now I have someone who knows them better. Gawd! Those babes are horrible whoress. Damn man, those asssholes love money. Damn man, unilag, the level of aristo practised therein would take a whole century to over take by any other school.
angryProstitution is what is mainly sustaining our economy.Just imagine an aristo fending for her parents and her siblings.In asmuch as I don't support it but engage in it (lol)...if prostitution is ban in Nigeria,there will be a swift revolution.My take joor.
tpacalipse: I thought I knew unilag babes, now I have someone who knows them better. Gawd! Those babes are horrible whoress. Damn man, those asssholes love money. Damn man, unilag, the level of aristo practised therein would take a whole century to over take by any other school.
RomanceRe: UNILAG Girls Classified According To Their Hostels by jitolala(m): 11:24pm On Dec 15, 2013
Prostitution is what is mainly sustaining our economy.Just imagine an aristo fending for her parents and her siblings.In asmuch as I don't support it but engage in it (lol)...if prostitution is ban in Nigeria,there will be a swift revolution.My take joor.
tpacalipse: I thought I knew unilag babes, now I have someone who knows them better. Gawd! Those babes are horrible whoress. Damn man, those asssholes love money. Damn man, unilag, the level of aristo practised therein would take a whole century to over take by any other school.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Employment Test: 1+1=? Justify Your Assertion by jitolala(m): 3:48am On Sep 16, 2013
What thy heckhuhSo we don't have gurus who can prove that1+1=1 ?........Mathematical, 1+1=2 but when it comes to the work environment, 1+1=1.....Synergy. One team, One goal and one objective , PROFIT
PoliticsRe: 43,400 PHCN Workers Cleared For Payment Of Severance Entitlement by jitolala(m): 11:56am On Jun 25, 2013
Nice move smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Spending Easter In Hotel Or Church Which Is Better by jitolala(m): 4:50pm On Apr 06, 2012
Most hotels are fully booked yesterday against today and today likewise.A population of over 160 million with over 60 million different worship centres are known for celebrating christ with sex.This is a time for sobber reflection peeps
EducationRe: Is It A Sin To Be Intelligent? by jitolala(m): 6:22pm On May 29, 2011
My friend,do not be demoralized by unwholesome comments.You are truely brainy from your write up
but you just need to slow down abit.People would appreciate you more if you are not very loud.You said someone who resume that lesson of yours will immediately recognise you same day because you are brainy.Boy,if you are truely brainy as you are saying,then you should'nt be attending extra moral classes for jamb preparations(Mr. Endowned).Lastly,you do not correct a teacher on the board boastfully or sharply,rather you must apply tact and wisdom for you to gain the trust and respect you deserved.It actually worked for me wayback in school.
AutosRe: Free Vin Checks And Reports by jitolala(m): 11:12pm On Apr 19, 2011
Pls help me with this machine :JNRAS08U95X102739. Tans broder
Car TalkRe: Tinted Windows In Nigeria And The Police by jitolala(m): 2:29pm On Apr 18, 2011
pls can u help me by forwarding it to itoomuchboo@yahoo.com.

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