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Politics › Re: Yahaya Bello Doesn’t Deserve NCWS Gender-sensitive Award — Natasha Akpoti by JoeEeL(m): 6:25pm On Jan 17, 2021

Kellyelly1:
This useless Natasha should keep quiet. Yahaya Bello is the trendy guy at the moment. He's the choice of Nigerian youth for 2023. Nobody can stop him because we the youth are solidly behind him.

He's the choice for your family youth.

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ZOMBIE undecided

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Celebrities › Re: Iya 2d Joins Naira Marley's #KoleyewonChallenge (Video) by JoeEeL(m): 5:02pm On Jan 17, 2021

When they want to sing a stupid song, or a song they are unsure of its reception to the public, they will tag it one useless "challenge" title.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Born Again: This Is The Only Way To Make Heaven by JoeEeL(m): 9:02am On Jan 17, 2021

VictorUSA:
if it was about politics people will patronize but because it's about christianity everybody will skip to the next topic

That is because more people are becoming less dumb.

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Christianity Etc › Re: When Your Girlfriend Is Disturbing You For Sex by JoeEeL(m): 8:57am On Jan 17, 2021

pocohantas:
Oxymoron...

Naija men are very generous and willing to please. You don’t need to DISTURB them.

A willing penis is always available, way more than portable clean water.

But above 35, the slack already worn-out p*ssy begins to be stigmatised cool

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Christianity Etc › Re: Something You Should Fear More Than The Mark Of The Beast! by JoeEeL(m): 8:44am On Jan 17, 2021

CheedyJ:
Mark viduka I guess

I see what you did there.

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Travel › Re: Passengers, Azman Air Officials Exchange Blows Over Cancelled Flight by JoeEeL(m): 8:01pm On Jan 16, 2021

Rayfield:
You may think it is well, but it is not for every other person because a lot of people are already frustrated with the happenings in the country. All they need is a little negative trigger to "Spark"and pour the frustration on the you.

As in every body head dey hot. Lol

Na small thing remain wey civil war go start so.

Politics › Re: ISWAP Terrorists Seize Military Base In Borno by JoeEeL(m): 6:05pm On Jan 16, 2021

mystery22:
we warned them but they call us hater.. This is just the beginning, it will consumed them all in the north east and north west...

ESN is here to stay...The security that will protect us from Yemen slaves called fulanis

I picture ESN as something that will still have to metamorphose into something even bigger because in the next 100 years, the remaining parts of Nigeria would bow to this steady influx of terrorism -- and totally become a full Islamic state.

Biafra would have to neighbour the remains of Nigeria which by that time would have become a violent Islamic state, and they will make multiple plans to invade. This will be quite a threat given the sheer landmass of the remains of Nigeria. I pity Central Nigeria.

I believe Kanu sees beyond the current nonsense that is happening today. Herdsmen is not yet real danger. I believe Kanu foresees the real danger in more years to come. Easterners have to solidly stand behind Kanu and IPOB.

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Politics › Re: ISWAP Terrorists Seize Military Base In Borno by JoeEeL(m): 6:01pm On Jan 16, 2021

Nwodosis:
Boko Haram are only tactically defeated and not militarily defeated

As in ehn, utter fools in the helms of affair! Chai.

Politics › Re: ISWAP Terrorists Seize Military Base In Borno by JoeEeL(m): 5:59pm On Jan 16, 2021

Kabakaa:
Just read comments and see how happy ipob members are...

Why is this toilet forum not posting about the current situation in the East??

The ipob militant are on rampage! Attacking security agents and burning down police station.

Just this week police men were ambushed in imo state.

Same this week a police station was attacked and burn down in ebonyi!

Why is this news not here?

Do you know that their is records of killings by ipob members in the east... Killing their own people who they perceive as enemies or saboteurs??

Do you know that there is an upcoming Boko Haram in the east??

The karma that is about to hit the East will be worse than what the north are currently defeating!

The police ran into them. That's no ambush.

By the way you seem to be in severe pains? Are you an uncircumcised Fulani? cool

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Politics › Re: ISWAP Terrorists Seize Military Base In Borno by JoeEeL(m): 5:50pm On Jan 16, 2021

There is Ansaru, there is ISWAP, there is Boko Haram, there is Miyetti Allah, there is Fulani Herdsmen...

But somehow someway, Nigerian government tagged IPOB and #EndSARS protesters as terrorists. Nice one.
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I SAY THE ZOO IS FINISHED

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Christianity Etc › Re: "God Changed My Genotype To AA After I Attended A Church Program" - Lady by JoeEeL(m): 4:41pm On Jan 16, 2021

Some people just don't have single sense. undecided

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Next!

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Phones › Re: Whatsapp Delays Privacy Changes After Backlash by JoeEeL(m): 12:47pm On Jan 16, 2021

Too late.

Travel › Re: Edo Accidents Kill 15 People, Including 4 Girls & 2 Boys Of Same Parents by JoeEeL(m): 12:42pm On Jan 16, 2021

BAD ROADS : ONE-NIGERIA REWARD VISITING EVERYONE

SO SAD BUT NEXT PLS.

Romance › Re: I Set My Boyfriend Ablaze After Forced Sex – 17-yrs Prospective Law Student (pic by JoeEeL(m): 11:16am On Jan 16, 2021

UncleKoboko:
Unfortunate Idǐot!

Many of this so-called adults and parents of this generation are completely USELESS and TERRIBLE parents.

Most children of this age grow up being MANNERLESS, WAYWARD, and lacks proper home training.

I know girls between 15-25 years that can't cook, wash their own clothes, clean and do many simple chores. How do you now raise your own children?
But they have 3 to 8 body counts already.

- The only thing most boys know how to do is gambling, doing drugs, playing video games and pressing phone from morning till night, while the girls go around about havinh sex with Different men in the name of boyfriends, stay on social media all day posting rubbish and lazying about.
Most of them don't know how to do anything properly except spreading legs about.

I blame the parents 90%!

The crazy thing is, most of these parents won't even tolerate nonsense from other people's children living with them or maids. That's why most of this maids grow up to become better than their useless children.

Imagine a 17 years old has already done 3 ABORTIONS
Useless generation.

Were u a virgin at 17?

Had u ever touched a woman's breasts at 17?

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Politics › Re: How Katsina Became Hotbed Of Banditry by JoeEeL(m): 9:35am On Jan 16, 2021

The first lady of a certain country called the Zoo, flew to Dubai for over a month.

And she cited "security reasons" as her excuse.

But the thing is, not everyone has the luxury of flying out. But I think we have the luxury of common sense.

And one aspect of the common sense is this : that man in Aso Rock CANNOT be Buhari.

While releasing the pigeons, I got to see the back of his neck in this video : and no wrinkles at all -- unlike the real Buhari. I got to see his hands, very young. Very young and light-coloured. shocked

All presidents of first world countries grow old and have formed serious wrinkles including : Putin, Trump, Merkel etc.
But in Nigeria where we have dumb brains leading us, all of a sudden they have the key to a "forever-young" panacea for the Presidency abi? All of una head no correct! angry

Pay attention to his hands and the back of his neck, and also take note of how his plastic ears bent under pressure of nose mask, while the ears of all others around him stood firm :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsrDlyQNHbs

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Business › Re: Shell Sells Stake In Nigerian Oil Block For $533m by JoeEeL(m): 9:28am On Jan 16, 2021

omoluka:
I support what is on your profile 101% bro

Yio da fun o jare baba mi (shall be well with u).

It is more than Nigeria just being a failed state; we are against neocolonialism and foreign-power suppression. Most countries in Africa (esp. sub-saharan Africa) were formed for mining purposes, mineral resources, offshore drilling and all manner of resources you can think of, at the expense of one thing... just one thing: the consideration of the people.

This is an extremely serious aberration. That is a serious affront to the dignity of what we are as a race. This is the highest form of insult and racism. They just lumped people together as if we are lab rats. Yet the intruding idiots will be using one side of mouth to say they are fighting racism while the very product of racism and colonisation keeps taking the lives of people (in Nigeria) on a daily basis.

This is why I can't just stand people that say One Nigeria. I get seriously disgusted, more so when I realise that at one point in time, I actually advocated for One Nigeria. Just imagine!

A blatantly forced arrangement is somehow presented to us as freedom, democracy and independence. Consider the irony.

One thing I'm glad about is that my SW brothers are waking up but I'm not too pleased because most of the invigoration is only as a result of Fulani herdsmen encroachment. It has to be more than that! I would have preferred for it to be have been as an organic understanding of the ills of the society and how the world works, proper understanding of history, proper enlightenment and proper procrastination.

At this stage we are meant to have reached a stage wherein if another round of colonisation threatens, we should be able to effectively resist: both knowledgeably and with weaponry advancement. But here we are : ordinary Fulani useless marauders backed by a Fulani caliphate of a government giving my kinsmen headache. What then becomes of us if, say China, forcefully tries to invade and colonise?

Does that mean we will be at the mercy of foreigners a second time? Shame shame shame.

Yet foools are still shouting 2023, Tinubu... BIG FOOOOLS!

Crime › Re: 2 Women Arrested For Pouring Hot Water On 10-year-old Maid In Anambra (Graphic) by JoeEeL(m): 9:34pm On Jan 15, 2021

NextD18:
It is safer for underage maids to be captured by Bokoharam than to live in the house of a Nigerian woman.

In fact, especially from the Eastern part.

Business › Re: Shell Sells Stake In Nigerian Oil Block For $533m by JoeEeL(m): 9:08pm On Jan 15, 2021

PDJT:
-And the new “owner” will be extremely willing to sponsor the terrorist Nigerian soldiers and police to slaughter any local who dare try to stop their exploitation of the land.

We told them Nigeria was created purposely for business. But One-Nigerianists kept arguing like brainless dundees!

Nigeria must be kept as one, is a scam statement to keep business going on for the elites and for the interest of foreign brokers like what we see here. They do not want the indigenous people to really be in charge of themselves or their lands. That's why they went to war with Biafra and were ready to kill about 3.5 million of them. The evil in this world is mind-boggling!

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Business › Re: Shell Sells Stake In Nigerian Oil Block For $533m by JoeEeL(m): 9:02pm On Jan 15, 2021

They already know Nigeria is disintegrating. cool

After they have sucked us completely dry. What is left of the zoo? Only if myopic One-Nigerians understood the magnitude of this move.

One-Nigeria apologists, you let your leaders make use of your brains to benefit from corrupt proceeds in cahooting with UK-owned Nigerian based oil companies like Shell and Chevron.

To even think that during my time in school, some Excos made getting a job in either of these cesspits of corruption and exploitation a prayer request, makes me sick to my stomach!

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Politics › Re: Deaconess Emerald Udeakaji Resigns As Governor Umahi’s Aide ‘To Save Marriage’ by JoeEeL(m): 8:23pm On Jan 15, 2021

Lol, only 10% of resignation letters say the truth. The rest 90% are always pure lies, including this one.

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Politics › Re: Abubakar Malami: Criticise Buhari Again And Be Crucified - Islamic Cleric by JoeEeL(m): 7:51pm On Jan 15, 2021

FalseProphet1:
I see that clerk dying before the end of next month

I see yoh mama grinding and puttin' pepper inside her vj before the end of this week

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Politics › Re: Abubakar Malami: Criticise Buhari Again And Be Crucified - Islamic Cleric by JoeEeL(m): 7:49pm On Jan 15, 2021

Realtord43:
We have said it before, a hair should not be touch on kukak!

We will crucify any jihadist that touch kukak. No be only una sabi crucify people

For some reason, these idiot*c northerners tend to think na only them get weyrey.

I keep saying it, na this christianity don make us for south docile gan. Na y them just they see us as living bush meat

If na the time of our forefathers when christianity never come, who be Hausa or Fulani? People weh we dey roast on a daily...

That is why I'm telling my bros we need to go back to our roots. That war with these dumbheads need to start again. Them dey feel na them craze pass.

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Politics › Re: Abubakar Malami: Criticise Buhari Again And Be Crucified - Islamic Cleric by JoeEeL(m): 7:40pm On Jan 15, 2021

HigherEd:
Lol wehrey. DSS ought to lock this man up if they were sensible.

That won't be hate speech to the mofos!

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Politics › Re: Abubakar Malami: Criticise Buhari Again And Be Crucified - Islamic Cleric by JoeEeL(m): 7:28pm On Jan 15, 2021

Dayoebe:
Religion of peace

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Politics › Re: Abubakar Malami: Criticise Buhari Again And Be Crucified - Islamic Cleric by JoeEeL(m): 7:16pm On Jan 15, 2021

THESE ARE THE KIND OF BAKCWARD RETARDSS SOME OF YOU WANT ME TO SHARE A COUNTRY WITH.

LET ME SAY THIS LOUD AND CLEAR:

IF YOU ARE AN OMO-OODUA AND YOU SUPPORT ONE-NIGERIA, MAY YOUR DESTINY BE LIKE ONE-NIGERIA. MAY THUNDER FIRE YOU AND YOUR DESTINY. YOUR FOOLISH GENES WILL BE TRANSMITTED THROUGH TO YOUR CHILDREN AND YOUR GENEALOGY WILL BE FOREVER STUPID

MORRONS!!!

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Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh's Advice To Ladies About Sex by JoeEeL(m): 5:53pm On Jan 15, 2021

FalseProphet1:
I see that she's missing her ex husband badly. I see that she still secretly talks with him and they still have sex very frequently. This I have seen.

I see that your account will be banned in February. This I have seen.

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Family › Re: How Many Children Would You Like To Have?? by JoeEeL(m): 5:38pm On Jan 15, 2021

Hausa-Fulani man will say 100, and that's how you know Nigeria is a ticking time bomb.

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Politics › Re: Armed Forces Remembrance: Ugwuanyi Donates Cash, Food To Widows Of Fallen Heroes by JoeEeL(m): 4:47pm On Jan 15, 2021

I am seriously disappointed in Nigerians.

People saw this video and just accepted that thing as the President? Is it that people are blind or its only me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsrDlyQNHbs&feature=emb_logo

People were so fixated about the birds not flying and not even paying attention to that impostor they think is the president.

The back of his neck is so young. When he squeezed it, only one crease formed, unlike the Buhari of old. Everyone else wore masks and their ears were normal but Buhari's ears bent.

Pls why is the media afraid of speaking this obvious thing? This nonsense is getting me seriously worked up.

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Celebrities › Re: Man Rocks Mercy Eke At A Nightclub by JoeEeL(m): 2:51pm On Jan 15, 2021

Islam › Re: Stinginess: Why A Muslim Should Not Be Stingy by JoeEeL(m): 11:46am On Jan 15, 2021

swtdrms:
Some accounts need to be blocked from accessing Muslim threads, Mods need to look into that and devise means by which people who derail muslim threads can be banned from accessing muslim threads. This is really irritating. In the mean time, why not block those post making fun of the topic

OAM4J please look into this. This is too much and disturbing!

Mr man, go and sit down.

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Islam › Re: Can We Search For a Wife/husband Via The Internet? by JoeEeL(m): 11:28am On Jan 15, 2021

Drwinz:
Today shall mark the beginning of your predicament insha'Allah

Mr man, go and sit down. Blessings and curses don't work, you mugwu!

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