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FamilyRe: Man Finds Out Baby Isn't His, Months After Lover Gave Birth (Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 11:04am On Jan 15, 2021
gfon:
No need to waste money for DNA.Oga no be your pikin na.see ebony couple with whitey pikin.
Abi o. Something as obvious as light. grin
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai Is Prudent, Not Stingy — Wife, Hadiza by JoeEeL(m): 10:43am On Jan 15, 2021
Who asked this one?

"Prudent" with Nigeria's money, you foool!
PoliticsRe: Biden Appoints Adewale Wally Adeyemo As US Deputy Treasury Secretary by JoeEeL(m): 10:23am On Jan 15, 2021
CeterisXVII:
In short, this long epistle proves one thing. You are certainly NOT Yoruba.

No true born Omoluábi will ever refer to his fellow Yorùbá man, as a "Yoruba Muslim." Never!

In many different households in the southwestern part of Nigeria, you will see extended relatives in a Yoruba family who are Muslims, living peacefully side-by-side with the family members who are Christians.

Nothing like "Yoruba Muslim."
Your eyes are NOT open. That's why.

Have you ever heard of MURIC before? Or their leader Akintola Ishaq?

Since Fulani herdsmen have begun raiding, killing and maiming in Oyo, has MURIC issued a statement about the current threat? Yes or no.

Why did only the governor, Makinde, issue the warning that Boko Haram and Islamic terrorists are already invading from neighbouring countries like Mali and co. Why has MURIC not ever issued a statement of warning against these terrorists in support of the Yoruba race as one monolithic group?

MURIC never praised Amotekun for their utmost done to curb Fulani terrorists. But why did they only raise their voice when Amotekun killed a civilian (which of course is wrong)?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vXeNJvU1jI

Like I said, your eyes are NOT open. That's why you talk so ignorantly.
PoliticsRe: Northern Elders To Elite: Rescue Nigeria From Failed Leaders by JoeEeL(m): 10:06am On Jan 15, 2021
post=98073487:
And your thieves you support day and night couldn't build it for 16 YEARS?
Shamelessness at it's peak!

The real definition of shamelessness. undecided
That's why you reason similarly to a Northern hilly malu-u.

First off, only a fool will reason along with someone who only sees in black and white. I don't support APC, so I must have supported PDP? What a critter logic!

Second, why conveniently leave out other indices of human development during PDP's reign like inflation rate, standard of living, cost of living, Excess Crude Account level, Debt level, GDP growth rate, GNP, Terrorism index and Foreign Exchange Reserves?

You must think you're talking to a similar fool. You're not doing your APC pysophancy and defence job properly. You are not even convincing. What a ragamuffin.

See your brain. No wonder it is like that of Buhari...


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PoliticsRe: Northern Elders To Elite: Rescue Nigeria From Failed Leaders by JoeEeL(m): 7:32am On Jan 15, 2021
[quote author= post=98073417][/quote]8 YRS FOR A BRIDGE ACROSS A RIVER.

THE BRAIN OF NO-THAN-ERS EHN.... CHAI. cool
PoliticsRe: Oyo State Amotekun Goes Berserk, Kills 11 People In 3 Weeks by JoeEeL(m): 7:29am On Jan 15, 2021
post=98074221:
So, what we have is that we have Amotekun and the personnel are hardly trained, they hardly have any orientation.
They are trained like the way you train all these private security guards.
There is no human rights component to their training.

We have not seen a human rights curriculum in terms of any training of their personnel
So that is the problem that we have at the moment right now.
And then again, we also have to answer the question of how come the Amotekun personnel are killing people because they are not supposed to be carrying arms,
and the right to bear arms is a federal right.
We are not aware that the federal government has granted any state licence for their security networks to carry arms.

Modify :
Almost exactly a year ago that we made the below post....
#DemMANNADaProphets
YOU ARE RIGHT. HE DOESNT SUPPORT BOKO HARAM AND FULANI NORTHERN BANDITSAND THEY'RE HAVING A FIELD DAY, SUCCESSFUL IN KILLING OFF NORTHERNERS.


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PoliticsRe: Oyo State Amotekun Goes Berserk, Kills 11 People In 3 Weeks by JoeEeL(m): 7:26am On Jan 15, 2021
KILLS 9 FULANI TERRORISTS, 1 CULTIST AND 1 INNOCENT.

BE SPECIFIC PLS.
PoliticsRe: Benue Imposes Dusk-to-dawn Curfew On 2 Lgas by JoeEeL(m): 6:56pm On Jan 14, 2021
NaijaRoyalty:
Benue, home of criminals and cultists .
And Fulani herdsmen. cheesy
FamilyRe: My Ex Said Her Son Is Mine - Please Advise by JoeEeL(m): 6:05pm On Jan 14, 2021
[quote author=charles009 post=98018196]Good people of nairaland,
Everything you are about to read is not fiction but certain reality.

The intro of this post lasan... cool
CrimeRe: 18 Kano Traders Kidnapped In Kogi by JoeEeL(m): 4:11pm On Jan 14, 2021
truthfulparrot:
It still beats my imagination how these gunmen kidnap with impunity and there is nothing our military and police can do about it. When will PMB demonstrate selfless leadership by sacking the present service chiefs, inspector general of police and head of DSS for these obvious security failures?

Let us call a spade a spade, PMB's failure to be proactive and assertive as Commander in Chief is responsible for Nigeria's security challenge
Calling for service chief sacking is already too late jare. After how many deaths?
CrimeRe: 18 Kano Traders Kidnapped In Kogi by JoeEeL(m): 4:06pm On Jan 14, 2021
FOR THIS ONE-NIGERIA SO, EVERYBODY MUST COLLECT.

NEXT!
CelebritiesRe: Ibinabo Fiberesima Celebrates Her 50th Birthday In Lingerie (Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 3:41pm On Jan 14, 2021
sylve11:
which one be that? shocked cool
Lol, u be olofofo. cheesy

Na this girl na : OAP Makinwa o.

You no sabi say her hips dey unequal ni?
PoliticsRe: #Endsars: Court Stops Trial Of Davido, Adeyanju, Yesufu, 47 Others by JoeEeL(m): 4:21pm On Jan 13, 2021
Oya court begin this one:


BORN FOOOLS!
angry

PoliticsRe: Armed Forces Remembrance Day: Retired Veterans Protesting In Abuja by JoeEeL(m):
Hahahahahahahahah. MUGWUS!

You people don't fully understand the Northerner mindset. The North runs what I term Almajiric-Feudalism. The Almajiris are at the lowest rank; it's a pyramid system. In fact, na MMM style. The typical Northerner is purposely stripped off education and enlightenment, while brainwashing him with Islamic ear-tickling fantasies and strange doctrines (e.g. destined to be poor).

The years of weaponised ignorance against the populace of the North (mainly Hausas and Fulanis) for generations is what makes them argue or reason in such a way that will leave you bewildered. That is why you'll see them own only a mat and a T.V and he will say glory to Allah. Don't blame him; he's been defeated already by childhood weaponised ignorance.


How does it relate with this? Well, if you're the observant type, you'll observe something: the Nigerian (Fulani) government is gradually turning everyone into Almajiris, not just the North. They make you beg for everything. The moment you have to go to Sokoto and kneel and beg before becoming a governor, you're already an Almajiri. If you have to beg before you're paid your salaries; what separates you from the Almajiri up north?

Idiots cahooting with the Oligarchy, begging for presidency as if their lives depend on it? Pure almajirism.
Look at these ones naw: retired war soldiers begging for their retiree benefits. Again, what separates these ones from Almajiri? Begging the silly government for them to open your own borders in the south. Is this not the height of Almajirism?

SOUTH, YOU ARE TURNING TO ALMAJIRIS RIGHT BEFORE YOUR VERY OWN EYES WITHOUT EVEN REALISING IT.
CelebritiesRe: Ibinabo Fiberesima Celebrates Her 50th Birthday In Lingerie (Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 2:57pm On Jan 13, 2021
Frustrated007:
they don't improve much with age yet some idiots here would advise men to wife up an older lady grin
Age doesn't do shit to a woman's wisdom. grin
I can't argue against this.

They always want to get attention by display of their over-used bodies.

Nigerian women, always seeking cheap fame. From DJ Cuppy, to that olosho with dislodged hips, and now this one.


Even Genevieve revealed her own slight stupidity a few weeks ago; she too been wan form boss woman, been wan lord over these mushrooming attention-seeking women.

Also notice that most males on NL don't use display picture but not the same for females. They always want to be seen; always want to show themselves.
CelebritiesRe: Ibinabo Fiberesima Celebrates Her 50th Birthday In Lingerie (Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 2:33pm On Jan 13, 2021
The brains of women scare me.

Even at 50? angry
PoliticsRe: Itsekiri Protests Against Ijaw Candidacy In LG Elections In Asaba, Delta by JoeEeL(m): 11:33pm On Jan 12, 2021
IGBOpigs:
PLEASE CAN YOU QUATE THE BIBLE VERSE WHICH ALLOW DRINK BEER ?
I'm neither a Christian nor a Muslim. I don't know the kind of dumb brains you mofos have. Will everyone believe in the silly foreign religions of yours?
PoliticsRe: Itsekiri Protests Against Ijaw Candidacy In LG Elections In Asaba, Delta by JoeEeL(m): 7:30pm On Jan 12, 2021
Yankee101:
I dont think katsina has a hibah office as active as kano

Niger Republic is a drive away where anything goes

Infact katsina women smoke with their husbands
Lol this guy.
PoliticsRe: Itsekiri Protests Against Ijaw Candidacy In LG Elections In Asaba, Delta by JoeEeL(m): 7:17pm On Jan 12, 2021
Yankee101:
And someone thinks the north is the only problem facing naija?

And dividing the country will make everything perfect?
Their homogeneity is still similar and at least debatable, but the difference between the south and the north is as clear as night and day.

If you doubt me, go and drink beer in front of Hisbah office in Katsina. undecided
PoliticsRe: 2023: INEC To Review Card Readers, Introduce New Technologies by JoeEeL(m): 6:59pm On Jan 12, 2021
So Nigerian and APC Terrorist government will tell me they were not able to fish this guy out but they could fish Sowore out, right?

RomanceRe: Stingy Men Association Of Nigeria Funniest Pictures So Far by JoeEeL(m): 5:43pm On Jan 12, 2021
StacyO:
Another epistle of trash.

Who I be??
Must you know??

What makes me special??
Ask google

What type of girl are you??
Soon you'll know

Did you invent supercomputer??
It has been existing even before you were born.

Girls full everywhere, pussîes everywhere.
Does that mean all you see in this life is pucci?

Brainpower?
I just got you to salivate over my comment without even looking into it.


In as much as I don't demand from men,I would still want my man to willingly spoil me silly.
Not cause of entitlement shit or whatever but,cause of the end product of it.
Trust me,an independent woman equally knows how to spend on her man.



I know it will be hard for you guys to understand but,it is well cause,our thinking faculty isn't the same.
No nah, shebi you dey argue that we deceive ourselves with the kind of girls we roll with? Accepted. But my point is, you're no different.

You are nothing special. Nothing and absolutely nothing! Just another bimbo living somewhere in Southern Nigeria. Wan come deh form like say she be one superwoman... undecided

CelebritiesRe: Governor Diri Removes BBNaija's Nengi As Face Of Bayelsa Girl Child by JoeEeL(m): 5:12pm On Jan 12, 2021
Haah,

Sanity at last in this part of the world. shocked
FamilyRe: Why Aren't Today's Marriages Lasting Like Those Of Our Parents And Forefathers? by JoeEeL(m): 4:34pm On Jan 12, 2021
HRHQueenPhil:
Marriages are not lasting because many don't recognise the devil strategies to destroy the home. The long hours at work, the gadgets , the new satanic mentalities on marraige i.e women refusing to submit and men having extramarital affairs. All these are subtle but the devil key strategy on killing marriages. The couple must take conscious effort to make sure it works by all means Evry single day kiss
You never even complete first sentence, you don start dey find devil blame.

Chai. The brain of a black man. cry
CrimeRe: Saki Youths Burn Cattle-Laden Truck For Killing A Boy In Oyo (Disturbing Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 4:24pm On Jan 12, 2021
AuwalYusuf812:
E shock me
I read a publication somewhere that they uphold cows as a deity.

You know there are some cultures that worship and preserve certain animals as deities e.g. pythons, doves etc.

For Fulani, na cow.
CrimeRe: Saki Youths Burn Cattle-Laden Truck For Killing A Boy In Oyo (Disturbing Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 4:22pm On Jan 12, 2021
ResistEvil:
Are you sure you are Yoruba? Or you are just a very gullible senseless Yoruba?! Do you know the number of Yoruba hands that has been cut off by Fulanis in Yoruba Land/Farms within the last few months? Do you know how many Yoruba families are starving to death now as we speak because Fulanis have killed their husband and chase them off their Farms? Do you know so many Yoruba wives and girls are being daily raped and killed by these evil souls?! Many here that worship cow meat as their God shall never die well. Just because if their cow meat you don't want them to be dealt with TILL THEY SIGN an MOU Never TO TOUCH ANY YORUBA AGAIN!
I have been saying that there is a growing number of foolish Yorubas these days. See what that one is saying.

Maybe likely he's a mixed breed of Fulani-Yoruba in Kwara.
CrimeRe: Saki Youths Burn Cattle-Laden Truck For Killing A Boy In Oyo (Disturbing Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 4:11pm On Jan 12, 2021
johnmartus:
Do you have sense at all? We are talking of human life you are saying nonsense.
So u don't understand that they value cows more than humans?

You don't know Fulani worship cows? You think its a lie when we say this? You may be thinking its a joke

[https://dailypost.ng/2018/02/10/worship-cows-fulani-herdsmen/#:~:text=They%20worship%20God%2C%20but%20they,it%20they%20eke%20a%20living.]
PoliticsRe: Miyetti Allah Seeks Inclusion Of Fulani In Amotekun: Afenifere, PANDEF Kick by JoeEeL(m): 3:53pm On Jan 12, 2021
Patrioticman007:
One country, One Nation, under God.
Intolerance will only divide us further,
United we stand & a house divided must surely fall.
Single sense u no get.

All the submissions from PANDEF, Miyetii Allah, Middle Belt Forum and Afenifere all point to the obvious fact that Nigeria is not one, yet you're forcing a phantom Unity.
PoliticsRe: Miyetti Allah Seeks Inclusion Of Fulani In Amotekun: Afenifere, PANDEF Kick by JoeEeL(m): 3:40pm On Jan 12, 2021
DO THE FOOOLS CARRY US ALONG IN THEIR SILLY HISBAH AND SHEGE KA FASA MOVEMENT?

I REMEMBER HOW THIS MIYETTI ALLAH KEPT KICKING AGAINST AMOTEKUN AND CRYING FOUL DURING ITS INAUGURATION. THEY NEVER WANTED THIS THING TO SEE THE LIGHT OF THE DAY. NOW THEY'VE DECIDED THE BEST WAY TO PULL US DOWN IS TO WORK FROM WITHIN?

As long as we kept the mirage that Nigeria was one, I knew a time like this would come. I kept warning and warning; sounding the alarms: we were Oduduwans before any nonsense like Nigeria was set up. If we revert to our nation, we can set up our own laws and security architecture in a pure way, devoid of shenanigans, to mount a credible affront on these marauders, invaders and terrorists.


But some rather fooolish unbelievably myopic party supporters here kept libeling me. I told you this nonsense affiliation with the north, playing nonsense politics will come at a huge cost. You people kept shouting Tinubu 2023. And I was saying, what is the benefit of a stupid, unsure presidency when we will have to keep putting up with the excesses of Fulani ravages? Has Tinubu even accounted for what the toll gate levies he's been collecting all these years?


I don't even understand. Are we now so dumb that we only have to think of silly rotational presidency and the illusion of "supporting-our-own"?

The submissions of both Afenifere, Pandef and the Middle Belt Forum all underline the obvious fact : that Nigeria is not one. Yet foools will still preach One-Nigeria. One-Nigeria kill you baggars!
SportsRe: Is Cristiano Ronaldo The Greatest Goalscorer Ever? by JoeEeL(m): 2:33pm On Jan 12, 2021
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CelebritiesRe: Stingy Men: Toke Makinwa Needs To Sign Up For Close Legs Association by JoeEeL(m): 2:02pm On Jan 12, 2021
CocaineLord:
It is the women that would suffer most..

A man can masturbate or pay a hoe grin grin grin
Its like they're becoming demystified.

They are almost beginning to realise they are really nothing special.

I keep saying it that it is a woman that should humbly be begging a man or subtly make the moves for sex, not vice versa.

Men keep failing to realise the kind of power they wield.

Its almost like the state of the nation. The citizens keep failing to realise the power they have, until they come together (just like the #EndSARS)
CelebritiesRe: Stingy Men: Toke Makinwa Needs To Sign Up For Close Legs Association by JoeEeL(m): 2:01pm On Jan 12, 2021
People dey talk, grandmama olosho sef dey open mouth

She has already tacitly admitted her legs have been open all along
grin

So na at age 40 she remember say e fit close... cheesy

How she go come born? What a Muftau!
RomanceRe: Stingy Men Association Of Nigeria Funniest Pictures So Far by JoeEeL(m): 1:58pm On Jan 12, 2021
iamhorpey:
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One of the urgent 2k people spotted. grin grin
That one is writhing in pains.

I am now becoming seriously convinced that its only punna these Nigerian ladies have as the best offer for a man o.

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