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CelebritiesRe: Daniella Okeke Shares Hot Photo To Wish Her Fans A Happy New Year by JoeEeL(m): 9:08am On Jan 05, 2021
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Jokes EtcRe: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by JoeEeL(m): 8:24am On Jan 05, 2021
GayPontiff:
My classmate wey dey brag say him first us marry that year
His childnaming reach na so me and my useless mates them follow reach the guy house, one of us tell am say the pikin no resemble him and d wife o out of play o. Come dey ask am who get the pikin....the wife hear am no gree give us food. After I trek from elelenwo to trailer park towards obigbo to eat better food.
Na so i partake for punishment wey no concern me.

I still no know why d joke vex her like that.
Hahahaha, u nor well grin
Jokes EtcRe: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by JoeEeL(m):
Honestly, women can be seriously senseless.

It's one thing to cheat, but to cheat by allowing other men enter you without a condom, then to add salt to injury, allow them release inside you, knowing well you're close to your ovulation cycle? Damn!

That means they don't only cheat, but cheat with reckless abandon!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Is Ill & In Paris Hospital - Femi Fani-Kayode by JoeEeL(m): 8:15am On Jan 05, 2021
mightiersa:
Omg! Are we not all Nigerians again? Why attacking each other based on tribes?
No we are not all Nigerians.

With all that has been transpiring over the years, in your mind you think a nation exists?

If someone says this thing is blue, does that mean it is blue? If Lugard calls this arrangement a country, does that make it a country?

Make una dey reason better this 2021 abeg!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Is Ill & In Paris Hospital - Femi Fani-Kayode by JoeEeL(m): 8:11am On Jan 05, 2021
Where is the body of him lying on a stretcher with a nose mask?

Fake news.
PoliticsRe: Attack On Herdsmen In Ebonyi: Umahi Orders Arrest Of People Circulating Video by JoeEeL(m): 6:53am On Jan 05, 2021
Coronabirus:
You ppl are seriously suffering from delusional non-existing fear. Only animals live without leadership. What's wrong with installing a leader among Particular tribe ?
Why are ur religious leaders always feeding u with so much hatred that doesn't have any relevance?
There is no any emirate in the north that doesn't give Oba and Igwe chieftaincy titles to Yoruba and Igbos in the north. What's wrong with it?
Your excessive hatred reach the extent that u feel is a sin or shame to have Islamic or Northern traditional title in ur domain, bunch of uncivilised ppl.
Your taqqiyya is dead on arrival.
WebmastersRe: I Want To Go Into Blogging. Please What Are The Pros And Cons Of Blogging? by JoeEeL(m): 7:47pm On Jan 04, 2021
OP U go suffer enh!
PoliticsRe: Amotekun Arrests 120 Suspects In ‘Operation Clean Up’ Exercise In Ondo by JoeEeL(m):
AMOTEKUN TEMI. kiss

STAND DOWN AND STAND BY.

ANY IDIOTIC FUTA DJALLON HERDSMEN YOU FIND, OR ANY MORONIC YORUBA-FULANI BREED AIDING AND ABETTING THESE BLOODSUCKING SAHELIAN MONGREL TERRORISTS, MAKE SURE YOU SMOKE THEIR ASS TO ASHES AND STEAMROLL THEM


We know their plans too well, and how we lost our once formidable military outpost, Ilorin, in the 18th century.

After weaponising hunger and wrecked economy against us (political Jihad), as well as shutting Southern borders, and then inviting their brothers from all over the Sahel, we already look to the sky and know the clouds are gathered. Their men infiltrating Nigeria from all angles signifies Religious / territorial Jihad but WE ARE READY FOR THEM. We will never make the same mistake TWICE.

I know Yorubas stand in your way to your Usman Danfodio conquest map to conquer unto the Atlantic Ocean. Fulanis, Fulanis, how many times I call una? You and I know we have been fighting this war several times even before the white man stepped foot in West Africa. And now the white man has left and mischievously gave you the powers to rule over this country, you think you can use that to your advantage to revisit your conquest plan?

We are far more enlightened than we were 200 years ago. I tell you we the gallant Yorubas may be steady, but surely dangerous! BRING IT ON, I DARE YOU! Let us continue that war we have been fighting from where we stopped. Make we end am once and for all. E e ni duro wo tan!

Their conquest map :

CelebritiesRe: Uche Ogbodo: I Almost Died In 2020 And You Say I Shouldn't Show My Chest by JoeEeL(m): 6:36pm On Jan 04, 2021
ubee:
Is your mother and sisters and daughters among?
Yes o. The brains of your mom, sister and future daughter.
CelebritiesRe: Uche Ogbodo: I Almost Died In 2020 And You Say I Shouldn't Show My Chest by JoeEeL(m): 5:14pm On Jan 04, 2021
The brains of women enh, e just dey somehow.
TravelRe: Joe Abah: "If You Have Opportunity To Leave Nigeria In Your Youth, Do So" by JoeEeL(m): 5:01pm On Jan 04, 2021
benjackugo:
Former Director-General of Bureau of Public Sector Reform, Dr Joe Abah has advised young Nigerans to leave the country if they have an opportunity to do so, IgbereTV reports.

In tweets he shared, Abah recounted seeing a clear path on how he could own a car, buy a house and build a career when he arrived the UK but couldn't see such in Nigeria. He also advised those who want to return to Nigeria, to do so by choice.

He tweeted;


https://twitter.com/DrJoeAbah/status/1345696052658249728?s=19[/quote]Stupid man.

Britain created the zoo and the consequent hell that it is today. Very likely your parents, siblings or some people dear will still remain in that country. So what's the joy in only you getting out while those close to you remain in it with the torture and pains?

If you want to brag about a decent country, try to find another example.
Foreign AffairsRe: 117th US Congress Prayer Ends With "Amen And A Woman" by JoeEeL(m): 4:55pm On Jan 04, 2021
THIS IS THE HEIGHT OF CRAP

OYINBOS, AS SMART AS THEY ARE, CAN SOMETIMES BE AS FOOLISH ON THE SAME SCALE.
PoliticsRe: Attack On Herdsmen In Ebonyi: Umahi Orders Arrest Of People Circulating Video by JoeEeL(m): 4:50pm On Jan 04, 2021
Miracle1991:
hahahaha. I hope you still have grand parents that will tell you some history.
Don't mistake the calmness of the lion to cowardice.
Your threats mean nothing u cow! Ordinary Ghanaians killed many of you and flushed you irritants out of their borders.

Oh you think we don't know. Even Togo did the same -- sending you guys packing with your tails in between your legs. Hence the sudden influx of idiots like you in this unfortunate country but just prepare cos the music is about to change.

It's our turn to give you all the final sending back to the bowels of the Sahel and Sahara.

Mumu
PoliticsRe: Lagos, Rivers, Akwa Ibom Lead In N4.19tn Subnational Domestic Debts by JoeEeL(m): 4:45pm On Jan 04, 2021
Sultanofbenin:
I appreciate all members of this forum.

On a serous note someone should please,assist me with 2k before two days hunger kill me here.
Nothing to chop oh.
Did you protest during the #EndSARS?

Do you have the contact of your councillor or governor?

We are all victims of bad governance and we keep begging and collecting the meagre we are all managing instead of facing the monsters who rule over us once and for all.

I wont even be surprised if ure an APC or PDP supporter.

WE MUST ALL SUFFER COLLECTIVELY TILL WE GET PROPER SENSE.
PoliticsRe: Attack On Herdsmen In Ebonyi: Umahi Orders Arrest Of People Circulating Video by JoeEeL(m): 4:38pm On Jan 04, 2021
Miracle1991:
if they can not stay in your bushes then you should be ready to leave their towns. Since a fulani man cannot force to stay in the bush, you also cannot force a fulani man to stay in the town.
The Constitution of Nigeria said every Nigerian have the right to live and do business in every part of the country.
YOU CANNOT DRAG EVERYONE INTO YOUR BACKWARDNESS

ALL SANE SOUTHERNERS IN THE USELESS SECTION OF THIS COUNTRY CALLED NORTH ALL PAY RENT OR BUILD HOUSES WITH LEGAL PAPERS!

YOU CAN DO THE SAME IN THE SOUTH. I KNOW OF MANY HAUSAS IN MY STATE THAT ARE LANDLORDS, AND WE ALL GET ALONG.

BUT IF YOU ARE CAUGHT IN OUR BUSHES HENCEFORTH, LIVING FREE OF THE LAND, FRUITS AND VEGETATION, RAMPAGING FARMLANDS AND AT THE SAME TIME KILLING, MAIMING AND KIDNAPPING, JUST KNOW YOUR OWN IS FINISHED!

YOU WILL BE SMOKED AND ROASTED

CRITTERS! angry
PoliticsRe: Attack On Herdsmen In Ebonyi: Umahi Orders Arrest Of People Circulating Video by JoeEeL(m): 4:35pm On Jan 04, 2021
Miracle1991:
do you forget the igbo man that decieve plateau girls including a married woman to act a blue film?
Do you know how many crimes the igbos are committing in the south west?
Do you forget the 21 children stolen from Kano to anambara by Igbo Man?
So if every region should send the igbos back because of the atrocities of few Igbos I hope you will not start crying to US, U N, FIFA etc.
GO AND LIVE IN THEIR CITIES AND STOP LOOKING FOR EXCUSES YOU E-RAT!
PoliticsRe: Attack On Herdsmen In Ebonyi: Umahi Orders Arrest Of People Circulating Video by JoeEeL(m): 4:30pm On Jan 04, 2021
etrouble:
We are waiting for you. We the Yorubas will mine your heads and we will not let those useless heads to waste, we will use them for money rituals. Our brothers from the other side of the Niger the Igbos and Niger Delta too are waiting patiently for you, the few of you that will escape being used for money rituals, when you get to Igbo land, you will be used for pepper soup and suya, I hope you still remember that some sections of Akwa-Ibom, Calabar and Igbos eat human flesh. Though you people have no flesh but useless bones, but my brothers from across the Niger will still manage your bones for pepper soup.

When we Yorubas and Igbos and Niger Deltans finish wiping you blood-sucking herdsmen from the South, then we will continue our intra-Southern fights. For now, we will unite and wipe you vampires off from the South.
Yio da fun o jare, omo iya mi. Ko si time fun iranu cool
PoliticsRe: Attack On Herdsmen In Ebonyi: Umahi Orders Arrest Of People Circulating Video by JoeEeL(m): 4:25pm On Jan 04, 2021
Franking:
Shut ur stupid mouth. Do Igbos in ur north constitute a nuisance to u like the herdsmen do in the South? Are the bushes and forests a no man's land? Can't they rent houses and shops like other human beings? Whay hide in the forest? Will u be comfortable with dangerous strangers hiding in ur forests and bushes? Talk is cheap, do ur worst.
Tell them. No one has the monopoly of violence.

For so long, these idiots keep using intimidation and bullying on all other tribes on this country, fueled by their religion.

Na all blood dey run for man. That thing wey wan happen in 100 years time, make e happen now!

Iyalaya anybody! angry

I've never seen such a group of backward nuisance in my entire life!

Them wan follow backdoor enter Oyo, THEY ARE FINISHED!
PoliticsRe: Attack On Herdsmen In Ebonyi: Umahi Orders Arrest Of People Circulating Video by JoeEeL(m): 4:07pm On Jan 04, 2021
Jaazz:
Herdsmen can not carry their hundreds of cows to stay in your face me and face you apartment in the east.

They mount temporary camp in the bush to herd their cows and not to disturb locals with the movement of their cows.

Why are you people chasing them??

Why stereotyping and attacking them??

Imagine using the sin of few criminals to criminalize a whole tribe.

We have few Hausafulanis in the east compare to millions of Igbos in the north.

If anything is not done... Then we'll surely Reciprocate!
TO HELL WITH YOU AND YOUR RECIPROCATION.

YOU FOOOLS SHOULD GO LEARN RANCHING. IF NOT, THEN VACATE THE HOST LANDS.

FOOOLISH IDIOTS : YOU THINK PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW YOU OPERATE?

AFTER SOMETIME, UNA GO WAN INSTALL SARDAUNA LIKE UNA WAN DO FOR BENUE NAW.

GOD GO PUNISH ALL OF UNA!
PoliticsRe: Attack On Herdsmen In Ebonyi: Umahi Orders Arrest Of People Circulating Video by JoeEeL(m): 4:04pm On Jan 04, 2021
This one has already sold his lands to Fulani herdsmen already.

I AM SOUNDING A WARNING TO ANY USELESS SW GOVERNOR THAT MAY FOLLOW AFTER THIS FOOLISH MAN'S WAYS.

OKE-OGUN AND IBARAPA MUST BE FLUSHED OFF ANY USELESS MARAUDING HERDER TERRORISTS!

A word is enough for the wise!
PetsRe: Crocodile Attacks Woman Trying To Take Selfie With It In Ghana (Graphic Video) by JoeEeL(m): 3:53pm On Jan 04, 2021
It didnt attack her well.

Next time when she sees one of her arms off her body, she will know how to respect a creature that existed during the time of the dinosaurs but never went extinct.
EducationRe: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by JoeEeL(m): 2:40pm On Jan 04, 2021
alexvic12:
It may not be his fault. It is quite possible that the girl came to his seat and then jumped on his lap (Yes, a lot of children do this even outside school with adults they are comfortable with. That is how innocent kids are. You smile with children and make them relaxed and one day, they jump to hug you or to sit on your leg just because they feel it is okay. It isn't even limited to a school setting).
OK but he should be more professional with peoples' kids.
EducationRe: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by JoeEeL(m): 1:33pm On Jan 04, 2021
Hope ure not a Northerner and have begun eyeing those poor little females?

You are allowing female students sit on your laps? And u think its normal? shocked

Everything in Nigeria is just upside down.
PoliticsRe: Police Arraign Sowore 'With A Broken Nose' & 4 Others In Magistrate Court by JoeEeL(m): 1:18pm On Jan 04, 2021
Jaazz:
By Arrewa,

Dear igbo mod.
When your people insult and castigate my tribe I don't complain or even report cos I know that the moderators would
never do anything about that.

Why is nairaland making it normal to stereotype and castigate the whole of Northern Nigeria but will never tolerate that against the East??

Dear seun, let's assume you have strong hatred for the north.

Don't you know we have thousands of Christians and Atheist here in the north?

We have thousands of Northerners here on Nairaland who are mostly silent readers.

They don't complain or insult back doesn't mean that they are not here.

This igbo mod has been following me deleting my comments that criticize the east.

I sometimes complain but nothing is being done about that.

Now he decided to ban and silent me for absolutely no reason.

Seun nairaland is supposed to carry ever tribe, region, religion along.

Not only the the north... Other regions and tribes get attacked too.

So on Nairaland only the Igbos have the monopoly of bigotry and tribalism.

I can never be silenced!! I will never stop standing tall for my region.

My only crime is defending the north against stereotypes from people who their only aim is to paint her black, castigate and stereotype her as their region is doing any better.

Seun I need to be unban and publicly be apologized to!!

Cos I am not going to take this ban lightly...!!

We have more than a thousand of Ipob users spreading hate and insulting people with full impunity here on Nairaland.

But the only threat to the Igbo mod is Arrewa.

This is the greatest hight of injustice and hypocrisy!

The only me standing tall for my region is who they want to bring down.

Dear seun, Posterity will have it that Nairaland is Anti Northern Nigeria.

Imagine banning me for defending my Heritage, my region and my people from the Igbos who their only aim is castigate and insult us even for no reason.

Dear seun, The worst investment ever is investing in hate.

It is a total waste of time, energy and resources. It makes the person you hate stronger and eventually destroys you.
Mr. man, comot road abeg. Make better people see clear.
Science/TechnologyRe: 13 Most Beautiful Snakes In The World (Facts And 4 Pictures Each) by JoeEeL(m): 12:23pm On Jan 04, 2021
You failed to add the Coral snake and Adder.

Those are exceptionally beautiful snakes.

Including the Mozambiquey yellow Cape Cobra
CrimeRe: Man Stabs His Brother To Death Over New Year Ram In Ogun (Photo) by JoeEeL(m): 11:11am On Jan 04, 2021
unshakablejihad:
ugly demon...

i'm not surprised by his looks nd mental illness majority of SW slum candidates on diz forum look like this in reality...
You this fulani mongrel desert critter. Pls drink ur camel's milk in peace and leave SW out of your banter.
CrimeRe: Gunmen Kill Businesswoman Serifat Adisa, 2 Children In Oyo (Photo) by JoeEeL(m): 11:07am On Jan 04, 2021
IS THAT OKE-OGUN OR IBARAPA?

I HEARD FULANIS HAVE ALREADY MIXED, BLENDED AND ISLAMICALLY BRED WITH THE INDIGENES OF THAT TOWN.

PLS NO ONE SHOULD QUOTE ME OR TELL ME CRAP

LET'S ENJOY OUR 'ONE-NIGERIA' IN PEACE. THANK YOU

cool
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Pushed Georgia Officials To "Find Votes" To Tilt Election by JoeEeL(m): 10:25am On Jan 04, 2021
Righteousness2:
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Foolishness abounds in the Heart of a Child but the Rod of Correction will drive it far from Him..

I cannot be Deceived by nonsense news!
I know the Facts! I know what I Expect!
GOD BLESS HIS servant President Trump!

If you are angry, look for a river and fly into it
YOU ARE THE MOST FOOLISH!
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman's 38 Prophecies For 2021 by JoeEeL(m): 10:19am On Jan 04, 2021
Kingosytex:
Power leaving north will be the best thing that will ever happen to this country.

What has this country benefitted from the north ever since they started ruling? The only thing I can remember is gross backwardness.
And is power leaving the north a long term solution?

Wont the power still return there someday?
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Wale Olagunju 2021 Prophecies: Buhari Terminally Sick, Coup If.... by JoeEeL(m): 8:57am On Jan 04, 2021
“Already the flag and map of Nigeria have been torn into five in heaven, signifying five nations. That is, five countries under the hands of God. Certainly, Nigeria will break up. Thus says the Lord; and no miracle will change the breakup,” he revealed.

This is the nectar of the whole statement.

The rest, coup, Tinubu, dead buhari, sick Buhari...

... all that one no consine me.
CrimeRe: 16-year-old Barakat Melojuekun Begs Nigerians To 'Allow The Matter To Rest’ by JoeEeL(m): 8:12am On Jan 04, 2021
texazzpete:
‘Sex and dump’ a 16 year old girl? You don’t know that’s statutory rape of a minor ?

I’m sure you’re a rapist too.
He's from the North.

90% chance, he's a child rapist.
CrimeRe: 16-year-old Barakat Melojuekun Begs Nigerians To 'Allow The Matter To Rest’ by JoeEeL(m): 8:09am On Jan 04, 2021
Allow which useless matter to rest?

E be like God wan punish you and the people wey force you to come say this trash.


Stupiid silly country. You think this fight is just against you?

It's against rape (especially child rape) and molestation!

Just imagine talk o.

Barbarians full this country Olohun!

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