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KidPaku:
Reply with bars. . .and don't call this beast wack

Don't get tired, cause am just beginning to get you riped and stitched back

Leave this thread all over your weak back

Open you from the top and peel gats!

If you talk too much, I'll be the first to put goods in you like a new sack

After loosing to me, you still got mouth to talk?

This joe a hoe that's about to get fvcked

No 'business studies' joe is getting the method

So when I give him ' short hand ' , its because I want him to help me point digits in a clock

This over worked stereotype still has value?

Nah. . I'll rip to shreds the weezle and drop his corpse at 62 park avenue

If you set up a rematch, a hoe won't show up, cause I already owned the venue

Don't be suprised! Cause this aint a strip club, so don't expect to see a hoe in the menu!

What I cook up in venom mixed with spaghetti taco's and beef

What a hoe got is condom, vasline, pregnancy pills and a bunch of creams to help rub a d!ck

No offense but I think I just called you a b!tch

For banging on my door too long. .I'll steal your meals with a chainsaw and make you loose your fist!

Joe is wendell? Joewendell is wendell joe, stupid punk, am keeping him cold

Icekid is helping me freez joe, am bringing shit cold

Joe never comes fresh, for I have stored him in coolers for decades, he's coming out old

Hoe is a cougar and a pedophile, just give him a dollar. .his pvssy for young and old

Walking the streets at night simple means hoe a hooker, it aint mean hoe bold

He a scared pvssy, that ride d!cks, he literally a homo

A hundred niggas gang banging him, still doesn't do the trick for the bozo

Its clear he 'can't get enough' like the hip hop star, that's why he joe cole

Joe my worst enemy, guess who is my fvcking idol

Joe my worst enemy, I gave you the fvcking tittle

Joe my worst enemy, you can run but you can hide from this fly dude

247 shots coming out my uncle's rifle

Joe run, hoe run, slowpoke, what the Bleep you on?

Naty nasty nasty! Joe d!cked you, in that match you won

Nic nic nic! Please lend me your cannon

Joe gonna get blown in church tomorrow during the sermon!

Come on joe, what's gonna be your next reply?

Is it wack? See what too much gay shit bee making you look like?

You stay straped to an airplane in mid air and you still aint fly

I would say your gay, but no need since you would denfinitely deny.

Me vs joe, you'll see him at the pit end

Battling a celeb, only means hoe wanna be famous with kid's friend

No cool! No good! Wizkid knows paku gonna kill wen!

And you'll hear 'star boy' when I finish joe and relax to sing with ' the weekend ' !!

You made your point don't make another, else you'll loose your life

Joe get bantered, hoe gets scattered before I screw your wife!!

Joe said it, paku didn't hear it,
But when paku said it, joe clearly heard it, and if joe aint heard it, then gawd damned it!!

Wack!

don't get Joe vexed/ save your bars, it might help you escape death/ cos in battleground, your getting disgraced/ with your bones misplaced/ thank flux, cos he the one getting your crucifixion delayed/ I'll remix your death track and feature iyaz, just to make sure that ish is replayed/ Joe is the one you choose to brawl with/ wrong pick! Cos he will get your balls kicked/ twist and turn you with all flips/ it's gonna be babies day out, when I make the kid crawl streets!/ am the punch king. . your the urchling/ the slowpoke with no ambition the dumb kid/ you got flattened and pummeled with drum sticks/ and now you clearly looking like coogar who didn't suck seed/ you a dog, a Rottweiler/ a foolish club dancer/ a pole worker a snot sucker/ a mob ducker/ a thug f:cker/ I aint started, and you already dead/ I'll leave you with an open mind, when my clips bust your head/ am done with you/ so done with you/ it's obvious I already gave you the lead/ let spray all over you, let it destroy your lips/ cos you say f:ck too much, and that word is censored for kids!!

fluxmind:
Ayy Joe, if I may... I always got the flow right, that's why I'm Flux, last 4 bars nau. Wordplay? The Blue ink is actually Blue Inc going with Twisted Soul, Clothing lines bruh

Hahahah,
You are breaking rule 8!
I done vote, the way I like
Your flow fell off bro, due to too much stretching!
Why not just make your shid short and simple?
You stretched too much in all the bars, it made your punches look weak, if not that soul didn't bring something above yours,
You could have easily lost this because you stretch too much!

Your 1 bar, be looking like 4 of mine

@ souloho19, you did good bro,
You just need more time,
Nice shid you brought here,
Pls note, you also stretch too much!

fluxmind:
Kai stop am! see this guy! No bias abeg, with the 2 on 2 coming, you're not eligible bruh

So my vote is null and void then?
If so kidpaku should be debarred from voting also

Opener - flux !
Soul, your rhymes na die
Rhymes - flux, this dude is always good at this
Similes/ Metaphors - flux, he had more
Punchlines - flux, he was better!
Flow - tie
Personals - soul
Wordplays - tie, nothing impressive.
Closer - flux
Mvgt - fluxmind!

Nice shid guys!

Saving the spot for my verd, after I read the verses over and over again, I go drop my verd

Open for votes!!!!


Your votes ninjas:

Emaprince
Ibime
Airmark
Coogar
Giyazz
Glacierz
Jason21
Guykhena
Limerick
Kr0ne
Ksslib
Captainflash
Elymaxiimus
Funlordjnr
YoungDaNaval
Obainojazz
Dj5naira
Jigsawkillah
ZachHugo
Geoxpress
Gottoboy
Sosiqdude
Liricyst
Obesemf
Sinizia
Dklef
Heywhizzy
Iceskidd
Hydrog3n
Whiz10
Kineticist
Fluxmind
Paayne
Mrkang
Nastynic

And other credible members!

Fluxmind
Come and post, so judges can start voting.
Souloho19, next time don't break rules, smh

fluxmind:
U sef always active while hyper where souloho19?

Souloho19 report asap!!!!!!

No show attracts a ban

fluxmind:
Souloho19 I'm here o. JoeWendell wey u? Put weed down joor

Weed? Hype you mean?

Souloho19 its almost deadline, post for checking last, and fluxmind would post after you

nastynic:
please set it ASAP!




SCRIPTING.....

Will do so.

nastynic:
yep how many barz
is it still ur six?? Fabsdecrayvet

Yes 6

fabbsDcrayVet:
6th is ok

ok, nastynic you cool with 6th?

You malnourished punk/ who's getting fake f:cked/ like a strapon dick f:ck/ you aint rhyme, you just said jargons/ you aint drop a single line, wanna be snoopdog, tell me how you gonna make your album?/

fabbsDcrayVet:
both of them, i'll have dem in turns....

Ok.

Nastynic vs fabbsdcrayvet

Monday 6th february? Or
Should it be pushed foward?
Reply asap

souloho19:
Den I'd reannihilate dem corpse

Hahahah!
Please do

fluxmind:
Yea 5 bars. Make it strong for them especially Joe

I doubt if you retardds can win

Me alone will annihilate you both

KidPaku:
I was on some og sh!t, when I say this sh!t joe typed

See what yu niggas done, why you dawgs get this hoe hyped?

Why not tell him sh!t straight as it is? Why pretend that joe's dope, when he aint half a weed.

Who aint buck sixty in the fvcking joe?

tell me sh!t. Who aint talk filthy to a fvcking hoe?

who aint smacked beat jumped on a fvcking hoe?

joe be a dirty hoe. . .and who aint deepthroat a dirty joe?

Flux fvcked and raped a dirty hoe. . . Nic fvcked a hoe nasty, cumed all over a dirty joe.

Who's next to fvck a dirty joe? Paayne is you? Soulho19 is it you or even zachhugo.

Pak aint down for some super sh!t, unless its mad hero's

I got a bad ego, that bat negro's, joe aint never prevailed in life

My thugs and street dawgs gonna bust in you home tonight and invade your wife

Oooops! You aint married, am even sure you don't own a girlfriend

Too much masturbat!on gon get your d!ck bent to an extent

You smoke and get high? And you still aint dope, brother what's the essensce

At the age of 28, you still have the brains of a toddler, bros when you go get sense?

Haven't I advised you enough? Check rappers styles, you'll see that they have all evolved

You still stagnant, and looking for guys to suck, like a hooker in a club

You talk more sh!t to me, you'll get owned by the mob.

Fvck you, even flux called you average

U still propaganding? Niggas already ended their parades

You still being a fool, keep up the good work, god bless your charade

Hope you give birth to wisdom, since you and stupidity did a marriage

I don't blame you hoe, since your a fool who had his brains damaged

But I still blame you hoe? You know why?

Why deny? Why lie? When we all know your a clone

You call kang a clone, when its obvious your the fake one, the flesh without its bones.

You gon deny again, your a 2go textbattles, bros no vex o!
Pls what's your nickname?

Is it joewendell, and don't try to claim someone else's nickname

Who are you guy, why are you not willing to tell?

Reasons best known to you right? I bet zh is ringing a bell!

Am with k on this one, I thing that dude was saying the truth

Facebooker's please come here and identify hoewendell the crook

2go mafias, abeg una know joe the vet?

He say e be 2go glad? Abeg who knows the elf?

You are a ghost. . Am about to call the ghost busters

The pain I'll leave in a hoe, can not be treated by dope doctors

You made you point, don't make another or loose a spine

I'll set hoe on fire, and have his blood for wine

Vampire sh!t, I'll then ask his corpse to dine

Paku said it! This time, hope y'all heard it, if y'all aint heard it, then gawd damned it!!!

Wack

nastynic:
Nd where do i fit in??

I need to battle ASAP....

SO callout Joe
16barz

Joe? Hahn hahn, now now, You don dey find rematch?

fluxmind:
Hol up, 10 bars each team.. . That's 5 per person right? One team goes first, one battler drops after the other & next team

OR

One battler from one team, then a battler from other team, then next battler from first team & then last guy from 2nd team

Which format?

Second format, to give niggas chance to do rebuttals,
One battle from first team drops, one from second team drops, then the second from first team drops, and the second for second team drops!

fluxmind:
Oh like save am for the 2v2, è fara buruku bale

Haha
Save that sh:t for the 2 vs 2, No way
I got enough days to script!

fluxmind:
Nah make it 12th, we gotta prep well for this... Cos I ain't taking a L for shít

Alright 12th february it is,
Until someone says otherwise!

fluxmind:
Paku... Nice, I'm down with that! Ayy Joe why you put January this time? What kinda weed you on, you tripping

Haha,

Na oshogbo weed o,
So your ok with february 9th?

souloho19:
Digging d concept...sld help improve my rhymes..I'm down yo

Right,

Fluxmind and Kidpaku vs Joewendell and souloho19 ,

Are you guys ok with it?
If not holla at me, so I can substitute you with nastynic or paayne if they are available
Its gonna be 10bars each team
Thursday 9th january
8pm deadline


Any opinion would be accepted, those involved kindly make suggestions
And you should pick a date, if that one isn't ok

KidPaku:
Its paku again

Advanced in the game

Spitting all them hot lines, my bars can never be the same

It sounds like eminem's rap god track.

Its a power house full of hard loaded macks

About to bust, stating the obvious that the kid doesn't give a fvck!

Its not because a kid got a small d!ck, and can't fvck quick. . its because paku a god. . .B!tch!

Don't quote me wrong brothers, read carefully and understand the punch under

Don't come out and make a worse blunder.

Cos when paku say he a god, he's zeus in human form, the god of thunder

I've decided to rehabilitate myself

Too much crack is now beginning to make me hate myself

If I battle paayne, them am tryna heal my wounds

When I battle hoe, I made sure to fvck her up good

Am certainly street niggas, you can tell am from the hood

But niggas like flux, aint from the hood, they aint hold glocks

They know nothing about taking a damn shot

They aint heard a pistol, until I made my glock talk

Now am like project b in this b!tch cos am making you chickens cluck cluck

I aint diss nobody, but killed everybody. . .am from buffalo city

Put my pistol is hoe's mouth, made the B!tch swallow fifty

In broad daylight, I made the gay cry, I won't say I 'fvcking beat him' . .cos that would sound like a gay fight

But I'll storm cities. . May 9th,

And if niggas already bought that wack city ticket, that sh!ts about to take flight

Who told you I aint killed a nigga? Giyazz be looking like is this dude a nigga?

Limerick gon tell him, that dudes a nigga Mrkang gon say he a bold as$ nigga.

Zach gon say he own dem niggas. . Jigsaw gon say he told them niggas. .

Already killed tiers and I aint pull damn triggers

Why cock and shoot? When you could load an arsenal full of clips, its non stop when you shoot.

You say you own a rifle, and you cock and shoot?

You let your nine hit a nigga, and you talk a dude

You say you humpty dumpty, you fall of a wall, and you talk like hood

Og shit, you a dumb damned fool, the wrong impression of jerome bettis in a bus

You walk sixty miles and you say you took a bus,

A destination that took me 2mins to reach, it took you a year

Well ama skip this good talk now that your finally here

its best you hear, the sh!t am about to say concerning you hoe

You wanna be mod, your really stupid tho

You totally destroyed me? You a pained monkey

You poped a thread and got beat in your own game and now its game over

You would bust in tears for making this great anger

You don't talk sh!t about me, I talk sh!t about you fake as$ rat head

You talk sh!t about me ever again, I'll get you chased in a box like pac man

You made your point, don't make another else you'll loose a life

Jumping from one nigga to another, is what you do in life?

You might think this is the internet and no one cares

But too much gay sh!t might actually make you love men in real life

This is like an advice to you, you can take it anyhow you real like

I aint saying you should quit battling, but dude the way you jumping after men, got me wondering if your dad fvcked you, while you was still a toddler

Made you eat his d!ck, banged you and your sisters one after the other

You could ask for a rematch

But I already killed you, 3 to 2, that's the score of a real match

Go on a little parade. .show your stupidity and still parade

While I take your life and soul away.

Paku is a god, hear the sh!t am saying

If hoe was a game, I wouldn't see a kid playing

See I don't play hoe, no one love hoe

He could say he dope, but no one loves hoe, that why he always online looking for love bros,

Paku said it, hope hoe heard it, if he aint hear, then god damned it!!!

What you feeling like now? A street thug?/ wtf dude, your a kid bug/ all this poosie raps you spitting/ gonna get you re branded and your soul handed to 19 women/ you forking kid, wanna claim a real gangster/ I'll smash you head, till you dead and still banter/ you, word for word, and spill blood for blood, ama bad pops, so this kid I won't pamper/ I'll make you do chores, torment you, till you got no future/ your existence will cease with a snap of my fingers, when I take a picture/ you a stupid useless under aged person/ rejected stone, instead of paku, you should have called yourself a bastard/ what you doing here kid? You could get lost/ sh:t wtf, where the heck is you mom?/ did she leave you all alone or your like the kid in home alone?/ that's why you on the internet? Since you googled some english words to say and because you home alone/ once your pop gets home, he gonna beat you to pulp/ he go pour oil on ya head, make it shine like a bulb/
I'm the same joe, who is vicious with the pen/ you the same hoe, who got destroyed with his pen/ his skills made you ask for help like mmm members/ you weak blows you call haymakers/ a lot of rowdy nonsense is what kids are known to render/ I should stop dissing you already/ and let flux eat you up like your spaghetti/


Call me out and quit your nonsense,
Your boring me

fluxmind:
Yo Zach you down for some 2v2 battles?
Ayy JoeWendell let these niggas know bout that 2v2 shít!

We could start this sh:t, me, you, paku and nasty or soul.
We just got to pick partners. And fix a date for a match, Next thing you know other dudes would start doing it. You don't got to tell nobody sh:t We use the available glads!

nastynic:
Someone called me??


Yo Joe lemme do this 6ix bar guy

Ok! Just so long as he accepts to battle you, fabbsDcrayVet
Your call
Joe or nasty, make a pick

.
Where are the battle goons?

Okusi:
Splinter Cell on PS 2 took me a year+

Really?
Lol

ELShehzad:
wo wo wo, havnt heard of tha b4... Pls tell Me 'bouh it

Don't know much about that bro.
But I know because my playstation two wasn't playing games like jet li, street soccer and some other mission games until I added second software,
Take your ps to someone who knows how to convert it, and ask him if your game has a second software, if not tell him to install it, it should cost about #1000.

Votes closed!

Joewendell wins via flawless victory

fabbsDcrayVet:
anytime u want bro....

Should I fix it on subday? 8bars?

Sup soul and flux,
Hope you Dawgs are getting ready?