Rap Battles / Re: •°• Complete Massacre : Fluxmind Vs Souloho19 •°• by JoeWendell: 9:40pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
Opener - flux ! Soul, your rhymes na die Rhymes - flux, this dude is always good at this Similes/ Metaphors - flux, he had more Punchlines - flux, he was better! Flow - tie Personals - soul Wordplays - tie, nothing impressive. Closer - flux Mvgt - fluxmind! |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Complete Massacre : Fluxmind Vs Souloho19 •°• by JoeWendell: 9:24pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
Nice shid guys! Saving the spot for my verd, after I read the verses over and over again, I go drop my verd ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Complete Massacre : Fluxmind Vs Souloho19 •°• by JoeWendell: 9:07pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
Open for votes!!!!
Your votes ninjas:
Emaprince Ibime Airmark Coogar Giyazz Glacierz Jason21 Guykhena Limerick Kr0ne Ksslib Captainflash Elymaxiimus Funlordjnr YoungDaNaval Obainojazz Dj5naira Jigsawkillah ZachHugo Geoxpress Gottoboy Sosiqdude Liricyst Obesemf Sinizia Dklef Heywhizzy Iceskidd Hydrog3n Whiz10 Kineticist Fluxmind Paayne Mrkang Nastynic
And other credible members! |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Complete Massacre : Fluxmind Vs Souloho19 •°• by JoeWendell: 9:02pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
Fluxmind Come and post, so judges can start voting. Souloho19, next time don't break rules, smh |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Complete Massacre : Fluxmind Vs Souloho19 •°• by JoeWendell: 8:43pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
fluxmind:
U sef always active while hyper where souloho19? ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) Souloho19 report asap!!!!!! No show attracts a ban |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Complete Massacre : Fluxmind Vs Souloho19 •°• by JoeWendell: 8:31pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
fluxmind: Souloho19 I'm here o. JoeWendell wey u? Put weed down joor Weed? Hype you mean? |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Complete Massacre : Fluxmind Vs Souloho19 •°• by JoeWendell: 8:12pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
Souloho19 its almost deadline, post for checking last, and fluxmind would post after you |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 6:48pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
nastynic:
please set it ASAP!
SCRIPTING..... Will do so. 3 Likes |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 6:44pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
nastynic:
yep
how many barz
is it still ur six??
Fabsdecrayvet
Yes 6 |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 9:49am On Feb 04, 2017 |
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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 7:17am On Feb 04, 2017 |
You malnourished punk/ who's getting fake f:cked/ like a strapon dick f:ck/ you aint rhyme, you just said jargons/ you aint drop a single line, wanna be snoopdog, tell me how you gonna make your album?/ ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 7:09am On Feb 04, 2017 |
fabbsDcrayVet:
both of them, i'll have dem in turns.... Ok. Nastynic vs fabbsdcrayvet Monday 6th february? Or Should it be pushed foward? Reply asap |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 10:32pm On Feb 03, 2017 |
souloho19:
Den I'd reannihilate dem corpse ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) Hahahah! Please do ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 9:49pm On Feb 03, 2017 |
fluxmind:
Yea 5 bars. Make it strong for them especially Joe ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) I doubt if you retardds can win ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) Me alone will annihilate you both ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 9:46pm On Feb 03, 2017 |
KidPaku:
I was on some og sh!t, when I say this sh!t joe typed
See what yu niggas done, why you dawgs get this hoe hyped?
Why not tell him sh!t straight as it is? Why pretend that joe's dope, when he aint half a weed.
Who aint buck sixty in the fvcking joe?
tell me sh!t. Who aint talk filthy to a fvcking hoe?
who aint smacked beat jumped on a fvcking hoe?
joe be a dirty hoe. . .and who aint deepthroat a dirty joe?
Flux fvcked and raped a dirty hoe. . . Nic fvcked a hoe nasty, cumed all over a dirty joe.
Who's next to fvck a dirty joe? Paayne is you? Soulho19 is it you or even zachhugo.
Pak aint down for some super sh!t, unless its mad hero's
I got a bad ego, that bat negro's, joe aint never prevailed in life
My thugs and street dawgs gonna bust in you home tonight and invade your wife
Oooops! You aint married, am even sure you don't own a girlfriend
Too much masturbat!on gon get your d!ck bent to an extent
You smoke and get high? And you still aint dope, brother what's the essensce
At the age of 28, you still have the brains of a toddler, bros when you go get sense?
Haven't I advised you enough? Check rappers styles, you'll see that they have all evolved
You still stagnant, and looking for guys to suck, like a hooker in a club
You talk more sh!t to me, you'll get owned by the mob.
Fvck you, even flux called you average
U still propaganding? Niggas already ended their parades
You still being a fool, keep up the good work, god bless your charade
Hope you give birth to wisdom, since you and stupidity did a marriage
I don't blame you hoe, since your a fool who had his brains damaged
But I still blame you hoe? You know why?
Why deny? Why lie? When we all know your a clone
You call kang a clone, when its obvious your the fake one, the flesh without its bones.
You gon deny again, your a 2go textbattles, bros no vex o! Pls what's your nickname?
Is it joewendell, and don't try to claim someone else's nickname
Who are you guy, why are you not willing to tell?
Reasons best known to you right? I bet zh is ringing a bell!
Am with k on this one, I thing that dude was saying the truth
Facebooker's please come here and identify hoewendell the crook
2go mafias, abeg una know joe the vet?
He say e be 2go glad? Abeg who knows the elf?
You are a ghost. . Am about to call the ghost busters
The pain I'll leave in a hoe, can not be treated by dope doctors
You made you point, don't make another or loose a spine
I'll set hoe on fire, and have his blood for wine
Vampire sh!t, I'll then ask his corpse to dine
Paku said it! This time, hope y'all heard it, if y'all aint heard it, then gawd damned it!!!
Wack 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 11:56am On Feb 03, 2017 |
nastynic: Nd where do i fit in??
I need to battle ASAP....
SO callout Joe
16barz
Joe? Hahn hahn, now now,
You don dey find rematch? |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 6:42am On Feb 03, 2017 |
fluxmind:
Hol up, 10 bars each team.. . That's 5 per person right? One team goes first, one battler drops after the other & next team
OR
One battler from one team, then a battler from other team, then next battler from first team & then last guy from 2nd team
Which format? Second format, to give niggas chance to do rebuttals, One battle from first team drops, one from second team drops, then the second from first team drops, and the second for second team drops! |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 11:41pm On Feb 02, 2017 |
fluxmind:
Oh like save am for the 2v2, è fara buruku bale ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png)
Haha ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
Save that sh:t for the 2 vs 2,
No way
I got enough days to script! |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 11:38pm On Feb 02, 2017 |
fluxmind:
Nah make it 12th, we gotta prep well for this... Cos I ain't taking a L for shít Alright 12th february it is, Until someone says otherwise! |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 11:31pm On Feb 02, 2017 |
fluxmind:
Paku... Nice, I'm down with that! Ayy Joe why you put January this time? What kinda weed you on, you tripping ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) Haha, Na oshogbo weed o, ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) So your ok with february 9th? |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 11:23pm On Feb 02, 2017 |
souloho19:
Digging d concept...sld help improve my rhymes..I'm down yo Right, Fluxmind and Kidpaku vs Joewendell and souloho19 , Are you guys ok with it? If not holla at me, so I can substitute you with nastynic or paayne if they are available Its gonna be 10bars each team Thursday 9th january 8pm deadline Any opinion would be accepted, those involved kindly make suggestions And you should pick a date, if that one isn't ok |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 11:17pm On Feb 02, 2017 |
KidPaku: Its paku again
Advanced in the game
Spitting all them hot lines, my bars can never be the same
It sounds like eminem's rap god track.
Its a power house full of hard loaded macks
About to bust, stating the obvious that the kid doesn't give a fvck!
Its not because a kid got a small d!ck, and can't fvck quick. . its because paku a god. . .B!tch!
Don't quote me wrong brothers, read carefully and understand the punch under
Don't come out and make a worse blunder.
Cos when paku say he a god, he's zeus in human form, the god of thunder
I've decided to rehabilitate myself
Too much crack is now beginning to make me hate myself
If I battle paayne, them am tryna heal my wounds
When I battle hoe, I made sure to fvck her up good
Am certainly street niggas, you can tell am from the hood
But niggas like flux, aint from the hood, they aint hold glocks
They know nothing about taking a damn shot
They aint heard a pistol, until I made my glock talk
Now am like project b in this b!tch cos am making you chickens cluck cluck
I aint diss nobody, but killed everybody. . .am from buffalo city
Put my pistol is hoe's mouth, made the B!tch swallow fifty
In broad daylight, I made the gay cry, I won't say I 'fvcking beat him' . .cos that would sound like a gay fight
But I'll storm cities. . May 9th,
And if niggas already bought that wack city ticket, that sh!ts about to take flight
Who told you I aint killed a nigga? Giyazz be looking like is this dude a nigga?
Limerick gon tell him, that dudes a nigga Mrkang gon say he a bold as$ nigga.
Zach gon say he own dem niggas. . Jigsaw gon say he told them niggas. .
Already killed tiers and I aint pull damn triggers
Why cock and shoot? When you could load an arsenal full of clips, its non stop when you shoot.
You say you own a rifle, and you cock and shoot?
You let your nine hit a nigga, and you talk a dude
You say you humpty dumpty, you fall of a wall, and you talk like hood
Og shit, you a dumb damned fool, the wrong impression of jerome bettis in a bus
You walk sixty miles and you say you took a bus,
A destination that took me 2mins to reach, it took you a year
Well ama skip this good talk now that your finally here
its best you hear, the sh!t am about to say concerning you hoe
You wanna be mod, your really stupid tho
You totally destroyed me? You a pained monkey
You poped a thread and got beat in your own game and now its game over
You would bust in tears for making this great anger
You don't talk sh!t about me, I talk sh!t about you fake as$ rat head
You talk sh!t about me ever again, I'll get you chased in a box like pac man
You made your point, don't make another else you'll loose a life
Jumping from one nigga to another, is what you do in life?
You might think this is the internet and no one cares
But too much gay sh!t might actually make you love men in real life
This is like an advice to you, you can take it anyhow you real like
I aint saying you should quit battling, but dude the way you jumping after men, got me wondering if your dad fvcked you, while you was still a toddler
Made you eat his d!ck, banged you and your sisters one after the other
You could ask for a rematch
But I already killed you, 3 to 2, that's the score of a real match
Go on a little parade. .show your stupidity and still parade
While I take your life and soul away.
Paku is a god, hear the sh!t am saying
If hoe was a game, I wouldn't see a kid playing
See I don't play hoe, no one love hoe
He could say he dope, but no one loves hoe, that why he always online looking for love bros,
Paku said it, hope hoe heard it, if he aint hear, then god damned it!!! What you feeling like now? A street thug?/ wtf dude, your a kid bug/ all this poosie raps you spitting/ gonna get you re branded and your soul handed to 19 women/ you forking kid, wanna claim a real gangster/ I'll smash you head, till you dead and still banter/ you, word for word, and spill blood for blood, ama bad pops, so this kid I won't pamper/ I'll make you do chores, torment you, till you got no future/ your existence will cease with a snap of my fingers, when I take a picture/ you a stupid useless under aged person/ rejected stone, instead of paku, you should have called yourself a bastard/ what you doing here kid? You could get lost/ sh:t wtf, where the heck is you mom?/ did she leave you all alone or your like the kid in home alone?/ that's why you on the internet? Since you googled some english words to say and because you home alone/ once your pop gets home, he gonna beat you to pulp/ he go pour oil on ya head, make it shine like a bulb/ I'm the same joe, who is vicious with the pen/ you the same hoe, who got destroyed with his pen/ his skills made you ask for help like mmm members/ you weak blows you call haymakers/ a lot of rowdy nonsense is what kids are known to render/ I should stop dissing you already/ and let flux eat you up like your spaghetti/ Call me out and quit your nonsense, Your boring me 3 Likes 1 Share |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 11:00pm On Feb 02, 2017 |
fluxmind:
Yo Zach you down for some 2v2 battles?
Ayy JoeWendell let these niggas know bout that 2v2 shít!
We could start this sh:t, me, you, paku and nasty or soul.
We just got to pick partners. And fix a date for a match,
Next thing you know other dudes would start doing it.
You don't got to tell nobody sh:t
We use the available glads! |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 8:17pm On Feb 02, 2017 |
nastynic: Someone called me??
Yo Joe lemme do this 6ix bar guy Ok! Just so long as he accepts to battle you, fabbsDcrayVet Your call Joe or nasty, make a pick 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Complete Massacre : Fluxmind Vs Souloho19 •°• by JoeWendell: 8:13pm On Feb 02, 2017 |
. Where are the battle goons? |
Gaming / Re: What's The Most Challenging Game You've Ever Played? by JoeWendell: 7:36pm On Feb 02, 2017 |
Okusi:
Splinter Cell on PS 2 took me a year+ Really? Lol |
Gaming / Re: PS 2 Gurus In De House Pls Help! by JoeWendell: 7:31pm On Feb 02, 2017 |
ELShehzad: wo wo wo, havnt heard of tha b4... Pls tell Me 'bouh it Don't know much about that bro. But I know because my playstation two wasn't playing games like jet li, street soccer and some other mission games until I added second software, Take your ps to someone who knows how to convert it, and ask him if your game has a second software, if not tell him to install it, it should cost about #1000. |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Blackout : Nastynic Vs Joewendell •°• by JoeWendell: 7:25pm On Feb 02, 2017 |
Votes closed! Joewendell wins via flawless victory ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 7:23pm On Feb 02, 2017 |
fabbsDcrayVet:
anytime u want bro.... Should I fix it on subday? 8bars? ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) Sup soul and flux, Hope you Dawgs are getting ready? ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Oscar Ukonu: The Nigerian Who Can Draw Everything With Pen by JoeWendell: 1:19am On Jan 31, 2017 |
Cool, that banky w's drawing got me claping my hands non stop ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Gaming / Re: PS 2 Gurus In De House Pls Help! by JoeWendell: 12:53am On Jan 31, 2017 |
ELShehzad: Its on the same flash I have PES '16 and Downhill domination and those're workin' well... I also tried ma 4gb memory card which I have PES '17, its nt playin' those games either Maybe you sent second software games into your flash, and your ps wasn't converted with a second software. |