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Politics › Re: Rapper Erigga Vows To Vote For Peter Obi As President by Johel(m): 12:00pm On Jun 07, 2022
coputa:
Your ass stinks.
I'm glad u were there atleast,cos you a poo.
Politics › Re: Rapper Erigga Vows To Vote For Peter Obi As President by Johel(m): 10:09am On Jun 07, 2022
coputa:
What is now your business,
Ask my ass...Dickhead.
Politics › Re: Reverend Yinka Yusuf: How Peter Obi Bruised My Ego & I Felt Embarrassed by Johel(m): 9:00am On Jun 07, 2022
kettykings:
It seems Peter Obi will get the seat
By God's grace.
Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye: No One Is Allowed To Visit My House Or Office Without A PVC by Johel(m): 8:10am On Jun 07, 2022
EBMedia:
Popular Nigerian singer, Peter Okoye has said no one is allowed to visit his house or office without a Permanent Voters Card(PVC), IGBERETV reports.

According to him, Nigerians including his management team and entourage must get it right this time by voting out bad leaders.

He wrote on Twitter;



https://twitter.com/PeterPsquare/status/1533784775726620672?t=Swp9vkF9fq4CSDxLPW3CGg&s=19[/quote]Good move.
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua: SCOAN Worshippers Celebrate Founder’s First Memorial, Legacies. by Johel(m): 7:44am On Jun 07, 2022
IgweBUIKE1:
you better choose wisely..
I will chose him again even in the after life.
Travel › Re: Nigerian Man Speaks On High Rent In The United Kingdom by Johel(m): 7:41pm On Jun 06, 2022
HRprof:
A Nigerian man living abroad got people talking after he revealed the cost of rent where he lives.

According to him, the rent per month is between N562k and 975k.



https://twitter.com/IamOlajideAwe/status/1532240778776428544?t=ltrI-xaqxwW2mC3HYE736g&s=19

He said: "Get it right: Things are better here but you will not sit down and hope you will make it here. It depends on what you do and how well grounded you are sha."

NairaLand in UK what’s your take on this huh
He's mad,shey light no dey?,road no good?,water no dey? Good infrastructures?,good weather?...come back Naija if e no pay u Na...ode Omo.
Politics › Re: Banky W Wins PDP Rerun Primaries & Reps Ticket For Eti-Osa Federal Constituency by Johel(m): 7:37pm On Jun 06, 2022
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua: SCOAN Worshippers Celebrate Founder’s First Memorial, Legacies. by Johel(m): 5:13pm On Jun 06, 2022
Mrkcee:
One-year after the demise of Prophet Temitope Babatunde Joshua, known as TB Joshua, his followers yesterday thronged the Synagogue Church of All Nations (SCOAN), Ikotun, Lagos, to celebrate his legacies.

The event, also attended by followers from diverse foreign nations, was filled with nostalgia of glamorous and spirit-filled worship in the people, as it was during the days of TB Joshua.

The church has been operating on low-key since the passing on of the founder, in honour of the departed preacher and philanthropist.

The service had the theme: “Celebrating the Life and Legacy of Prophet TB Joshua”.

It featured some Nigerian celebrities, including popular comedian Ali Baba, K C Brown and Tee Mac, who entertained people.
Many foreign gospel ministers who also attended the service included Pastor Freyle from Colombia, Pastor William Ghaltas from Bethlehem, Pastor Obispo Elvis from the Dominican Republic and Bishop Trevor Williamson and wife from Bahamas.
Others included Pastor Bernard Mulder of South Africa and Bishop Steven Ogedengbe from Nigeria.

Apart from the Museum that was to be unveiled later at the event, Mrs. Joshua stated that one of the church’s next biggest attention will be to complete its prayer mountain in Arigidi in Ondo State.

She said that was one of the late prophet’s biggest dreams.

Governor Babajide Olusola Sanwo-Olu, represented by his Special Assistant on Christian Affairs, Rev Bukola Adeleke, congratulated Mrs. Joshua for preserving the memory of her husband and especially on the inauguration of the museum.

Deputy Governor of Ondo State, Lucky Ayedatiwa, representing Governor Rotimi Akeredolu brought Mrs. Joshua and the congregation greetings from the governor and the good people of Ondo State.

Deputy Speaker of Cross River State, Joseph Bassey, also delivered message from his state governor and people, stressing: “As long as God lives, Synagogue Church of All Nations will not die.”

He promised to come to the church to give testimony after the election.

Worshippers at the event also prayed for God’s direction on the leadership of the church.

TB Joshua, Nigerian pastor, televangelist, philanthropist, leader and founder of The Synagogue Church of All Nations, passed on June 5, 2021 at the age of 57.

He would have been 58 on June 12, 2021.

https://thenationonlineng.net/tb-joshua-scoan-worshippers-celebrate-founders-first-memorial-legacies/amp/
My daddy embarassed embarassed....Rest on sir...I know you are with the lord...Yes I'm sure.
Health › Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Johel(m): 12:50pm On Jun 06, 2022
Dorwadora:
I know this is not the right place to put this....

Mods pardon the offense

My people, Mosquitoes or heat, which one can you manage while sleeping in the night?

I recently went to visit my mom at Sango ota and the visit was hell for me.... After one month I packed my bag and ran back here.

The heat was always bad in the night so I take my bath and dress light in the night to cool myself but alas my doom grin grin grin... Immediately those mosquito fukas detects my entrance in dreamland, they start mining my blood. So I'll wake up and cover myself but heat go still show me shege, then I'll uncover myself and my blood get mined again ... So was the routine for one full month.

The worst part of the mosquito's battle is their wack 'humming' sound close to the ear angry sad.... I was so traumatized that I imagine hearing a mosquito singing Kiss Daniel 'Laye' song to my ear.

While naturally Ekiti is cold in the night, I can still manage Sango's heat but ladies and gentlemen I can't manage mosquitoes.

Which one can you manage grin grin grin?
I can't manage both abeg....I rebuke every spirit of poverty and adaptation to suffering.
Foreign Affairs › Re: UK To Send Long-range Rocket Artillery To Ukraine Despite Russian Threats. by Johel(m): 12:46pm On Jun 06, 2022
RedScorpion:
Britain is to supply long-range rocket artillery to Ukraine, despite a threat on Sunday from Russia’s president, Vladimir Putin, to bomb fresh targets if similar weapons from the US were delivered to Kyiv.

The UK will send a handful of tracked M270 multiple launch rocket systems, which can hit targets up to 50 miles away, in the hope they can disrupt the concentrated Russian artillery that has been pounding cities in eastern Ukraine.

Ben Wallace, the UK defence secretary, argued the decision to ship the rocket launchers was justified because
“as Russia’s tactics change, so must our support to Ukraine”.

The move risks further provoking an already irritated Kremlin.


Before the British announcement, Putin told Rossiya state television that Russia would retaliate further if the US went through with the delivery of Himars rocket artillery that the White House promised last week.

“We will strike at those targets which we have not yet been hitting,” said the Russian leader, who has been closely involved with operational military decisions throughout the three months-plus of the war. He did not specify what those targets were.

In the small hours of Sunday morning, Russian cruise missiles struck a railway depot in the eastern Dniprovsky suburb of Kyiv. Ukraine said the strike hit a rail car repair works; Moscow said it had destroyed tanks sent by eastern European countries to Ukraine.

It was the first time anywhere in the capital has been hit for over five weeks. One person was hospitalised, and a plume of smoke rose and was visible from high points in the capital.

The UK, in conjunction with the US and other western nations, began the war by promising only to supply “defensive weaponry” to help Ukraine repel the Russian invasion.

But as Russia has made gains in the east and the south of the country, western countries have gradually sent more lethal arms.

London said it had been cooperating closely with Washington. The British announcement comes a few days after the US said it would send four similar truck-mounted Himars systems.

The US and UK systems are intended to be complementary. The ranges of both are far greater than any land weapons Ukraine currently has.


Like the US, the UK has sought assurances from Kyiv that the M270s would not be used to strike targets within Russia. A British defence source said the weapons will be used “to defend Ukraine, in Ukraine”. They added: “We have confidence that the weapons will be used appropriately.”

Britain did not say how many M270s it was sending, although the number is small and will be comparable to the US decision to send four Himars.

Ukrainian troops will be trained on how to use the launchers in the UK, the MoD added, and Kyiv’s forces will be supplied with the appropriate rockets “at scale”.

However, Putin said he believed the west’s goal was to prolong the war in Ukraine, which has now gone on for over three months, after the Russian president launched an unprovoked invasion on 24 February.


“All this fuss around additional deliveries of weapons, in my opinion, has only one goal: to drag out the armed conflict as much as possible,” Putin added.

Ukraine’s nuclear energy company, Energoatom, also warned on Sunday that a Russian cruise missile had come dangerously close to the Pivdennoukrainsk nuclear power plant, in the south of the country, at about 5.30am, apparently heading for Kyiv.

It said the missile “flew critically low” over the site and that Russian forces “still do not understand that even the smallest fragment of a missile that can hit a working power unit can cause a nuclear catastrophe and radiation leak”.

https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2022/jun/06/uk-to-send-long-range-rocket-artillery-to-ukraine-despite-russian-threats
Wo...Na Una Sabi jere....Naija problem dey knack us akpako...
Politics › Re: Rotimi Akeredolu Weeps As He Visits Scene Of Owo Bandit Attack (Photos) by Johel(m): 6:58am On Jun 06, 2022
Omicronvaccine:
IGBERETV report

Ondo State Governor, Rotimi Akeredolu Visits Scene Of Bandit Attack At St. Francis Catholic Church, Owo, Ondo State

... visits survivors at the hospital.



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?istory_fbid=pfbid0B4gm8cFHz3axiHSASveT8tvNFVDGYFov9gftgF1VQHW4hXcCM2Apuyy6gnA16DTKl&id=100044230756186
Crocodile tears, person wey talk say Na pple from Mali wey train for Libya carry out the attack...These people are old and dumb...May God punish them and their families.
Crime › Re: Man Begs As Lady Confronts Him For Sexually Harassing Her In A Bus In Lagos by Johel(m): 11:03pm On Jun 05, 2022
Politics › Re: Rapper Erigga Vows To Vote For Peter Obi As President by Johel(m): 9:11pm On Jun 05, 2022
Jmichael1:
eeh....,.wait till then nah.

bt for now notin go make labour party win apc or pdp 4 dis country.....
I hope you won't bite your fingers when it's time tho.
Politics › Re: Rapper Erigga Vows To Vote For Peter Obi As President by Johel(m): 9:09pm On Jun 05, 2022
coputa:
It's not your vote that will count.
And that shouldn't be your business slowpoke.
Food › Re: How To Make Okro Stew by Johel(m): 9:09pm On Jun 05, 2022
Politics › Re: Rapper Erigga Vows To Vote For Peter Obi As President by Johel(m): 9:06pm On Jun 05, 2022
Jmichael1:
bros make nobody deceive..these men u mention dn already knw the next president,and peter obi face no cum board...
God pass dem...they will all die one day,and Nigeria will witness a new face,I will be alive to witness it by God's grace...what God cannot do does not exist.
Politics › Re: Opinion: My Permutations For Candidates For The Apc Presidential Ticket by Johel(m): 8:45pm On Jun 05, 2022
duro4chang:
You underestimated and underrated Tinubu. It seems you don't know politics and the influence of the man. But wait till the end of the primary.
Is Tinubu God?..he's a mere politician like others.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Reacts To Owo Bandit Attack by Johel(m): 8:42pm On Jun 05, 2022
Ijoh:
Yorubas are the most weak group in Southern Nigeria.

Cowards.
Very weak people...Na only to open mouth dey shout "ah ah ah" dem Sabi...dem fear pass anything but can make mouth for Africa.
Celebrities › Re: Metro Delight Hotel Abuja Sealed Over Death Of Zulee Zoo's Michael Aboh (Photos) by Johel(m): 8:37pm On Jun 05, 2022
Politics › Re: Rapper Erigga Vows To Vote For Peter Obi As President by Johel(m): 8:29pm On Jun 05, 2022
FishLaps:
Shared with Caption ...



Source: https://twitter.com/erigganewmoney/status/1533010839527104512

Shared By Blogger Donald
Only a fool and a mad person will vote Atiku, Tinubu and the other ode called osibanjo.
Politics › Re: Why There Is Drop In Electricity Generation - FG by Johel(m): 8:27pm On Jun 05, 2022
Omooba77:
Funny enough, majority of them working here will be crying about how bad Nigeria is, forgetting they contribute more than 50%......
It's a country filled with hypocrites....So saddening.
Politics › Re: ‘We Were Locked In The Church For Over 20 Mins’ - Priest Speaks On Ondo Attack by Johel(m): 4:44pm On Jun 05, 2022
Politics › Re: Why There Is Drop In Electricity Generation - FG by Johel(m): 4:41pm On Jun 05, 2022
Omooba77:
The Federal Ministry of Power has cleared the air about the dip in electricity generation.

The ministry gave the clarification in a statement issued on Saturday.



https://twitter.com/HMPowerNG/status/1533159071385280514
To hell.
Politics › Re: Russia-Ukraine Crisis Fuelling Surge In Food Prices – Buhari by Johel(m): 4:40pm On Jun 05, 2022
Politics › Re: Ondo Church: Massacre Direct Attack On Yorubaland — Afenifere by Johel(m): 4:40pm On Jun 05, 2022
SATANICALLY:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/06/ondo-church-massacre-direct-attack-on-yorubaland-afenifere/
When Sunday was fighting for yorubas,they said he was fighting for his pocket... hypocrites.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Are Your Favourite Bible Characters? by Johel(m): 11:12am On Jun 05, 2022
blackbone989:
Elisha, Elijah and John. I love vawulences
Strong men dem!
Christianity Etc › Re: What Are Your Favourite Bible Characters? by Johel(m): 11:10am On Jun 05, 2022
Frank25:
what are favourite bible characters?


mine: david and king solomon.


share yours.
KING SOLOMON and ABRAHAM
Celebrities › Re: Mike Aboh of Zule Zoo Dies While Taking His Bath (Photos) by Johel(m): 10:15am On Jun 05, 2022
nwekeugochukwu:
Popular Nigerian singer, Michael Abo of the Zule Zoo music group has slumped and died while taking his bath today, IGBERETV reports.

His colleague, Al-Hassan Ibrahim shared the news on Instagram. He wrote;



https://www.instagram.com/p/CeY1TeTqG9z/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Zule Zoo,comprising Micheal Aboh and Al-Hassan Ibrahim came into limelight after the success of their smash hit, 'Kerewa', which was banned by the Nigerian Broadcasting Commission, NBC, for obscene content was the delight of many music lover in Nigeria in the early 2000s.
There's more to these things...death chooses its prey for certain unknown reasons...I pray it will chose me due to old age, because I no do anybody bad.
Food › Re: Who Remembers This Primary School Days Method Of Cooking 'Concoction Rice'? by Johel(m): 8:08pm On Jun 04, 2022
Channah1:
Yes. I just remembered how we used to prepare concoction rice ( after momsy handed over cooking to us) back in the primary school days before going to school in the morning.

Pics 1 Main ingredient used in this recipe.
Scent leaves
Smoked Titus
Fresh pepper/ tomatoes
Jollof spice. Palm oil was used and dry ground pepper.

Pics 2... Cooked the rice till almost done with tiny water in it.

Pics 3.
Added jollof rice spice. This is my first time using this spice. Didn't know it was red. So I just added a little as you can see in the pics.

Pics 4... Added the onion, fish and veggies.
It's concoction rice tho...from what I see e go sweet...I for like folo u Choo am sha..
Romance › Re: Can You Marry Or Date A Person Who Eats Snakes? by Johel(m): 4:37pm On Jun 04, 2022
Vinnie2000:
Was enjoying a nice convo with a Pretty, big-ass babe until she Shocked me by saying she used to chop alot Snakes as a kid.
That her father does not joke with Snake/yam peppersoup!
Baba became so weak for the Matter!huh


SO CAN YOU AS A NON-EATER DATE SOMEONE WHO EATS SNAKE?

Bros Lalasticl.ala, i know say i dey take style find ur trouble.
Still help me move dis to FP!
Never.
Phones › Re: Relocating Soon Abroad What phone Should I buy by Johel(m): 10:28am On Jun 04, 2022
Realteeyee123:
Hi everyone, so I would be relocating soon Abroad .

I just need a little advise, a little confused

I currently use an Infinix Note 7 and I've been told the phone won't do me good when I travel I'm looking at buying either an;

Iphone 11
Iphone Xsmax or a
Samsung Galaxy S20

Would appreciate your humble and honest feedback.

Country is Canada.

What phone should I get please, I'm looking at buying it Soon
iPhone Xsmax
Food › Re: Boy Almost Passes Out After trying To Eat 25k Naira Suya (vid) by Johel(m): 5:01pm On Jun 03, 2022
officialwdhtv:
Boy almost passes out after losing bet to eat 25k naira worth of suya



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq7Uw030D_k


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With Arizona...I go finish am before 30mins sef

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