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RomanceRe: My Mum Should Have Disowned Me by johnkey: 3:39pm On Aug 18, 2020
Lol
CrimeRe: Bandits Kidnap Bello Dankande's Children In Zamfara, Kill Neighbour by johnkey: 3:27pm On Aug 18, 2020
Why the former and not the present?
CrimeRe: Babatunde Qudus Ovation Accused Of Kidnapping & Raping Zainab, 21-Year-Old Lady by johnkey: 3:20pm On Aug 18, 2020
SegFault:
Yes and it's not my fault you were born to be a fool who can't reasonably sit on the fence in the absence of evidence but conclude like a slowpoke. Still I wonder sometimes...
the only fool here is you with your stupid ranting, go and shoot the rapist if you are really touched and fück off my mentions I don't owe you shït
CrimeRe: Babatunde Qudus Ovation Accused Of Kidnapping & Raping Zainab, 21-Year-Old Lady by johnkey: 3:17pm On Aug 18, 2020
Parisian:
Nice one. Accurate description of your mother.
you are dumb fück off
CrimeRe: Babatunde Qudus Ovation Accused Of Kidnapping & Raping Zainab, 21-Year-Old Lady by johnkey: 3:15pm On Aug 18, 2020
SegFault:
Sometimes I just wonder... What kind of human beings are given the chance to exist.
It's not my fault that your reasoning is shallow
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's Your Take On Relationship's These Days? by johnkey: 1:31pm On Aug 18, 2020
One thing is certain, Love is dead in this part of the world.
CrimeRe: Babatunde Qudus Ovation Accused Of Kidnapping & Raping Zainab, 21-Year-Old Lady by johnkey: 12:15pm On Aug 18, 2020
She won't tell us he was her sugar daddy who has spent loads of money and feel entitled to the pussy so took the wrong way to get it. They will never put that in the story, hoes everywhere! Trust these naija bitches at your own peril.
TV/MoviesRe: 21 Ridiculous Nollywood Subtitles That Cracked Us Up (A Hilarious Thread) by johnkey: 2:35am On Aug 18, 2020
coolmagng:
Just in case you want to confirm
I remember this. Eni toh pa ti ku ooo
RomanceRe: The best romance story ever on Nairaland by johnkey: 10:42pm On Aug 17, 2020
Pass me a blunt, and one more for the road.
RomanceRe: You're A Bloody Cheat! by johnkey: 10:40pm On Aug 17, 2020
Once I catch you cheating you're relegated to a sextoy until you get tired of my dìck
CrimeRe: Top 10 Worst Prisons In Nigeria by johnkey: 6:02pm On Aug 17, 2020
Whatever you do son, avoid prison!
RomanceRe: Think Twice Before You Throw A Birthday Party For Your Girlfriend by johnkey: 10:20am On Aug 17, 2020
Only fools throw birthday parties for naija girls of nowadays.
RomanceRe: REDPILLER = Association Of Bitter Men. by johnkey: 10:14am On Aug 17, 2020
Chii59:
Yawnnnsss
How may I help you ugline? please fück off my mentions
RomanceRe: REDPILLER = Association Of Bitter Men. by johnkey: 1:52am On Aug 17, 2020
april2018:
How I go take DM Oshomole sister, na me kill Jesus?? See wor worness huh huhAbi you sef na SIMP? tongue
lmao Bros you wicked o, but the lady sef ugly small make we no lie. Just passing by
FamilyRe: Divorce Are Now Celebrated As Weddings by johnkey: 12:13am On Aug 17, 2020
faithfull18:
Be deceiving yourself. You think those who live such lives are happyhuh
who are you to choose what makes others happy? look at your calendar in case you forgot it's not 1960
RomanceRe: How A Nigerian Super Star Proposed To His Fiancee At The Middle Of A Main Road by johnkey: 11:43am On Aug 16, 2020
Someone please put a bullet in that Simp head
RomanceRe: This Thing Called Marriage by johnkey: 11:41am On Aug 16, 2020
fùck marraige
FamilyRe: Divorce Are Now Celebrated As Weddings by johnkey: 11:19am On Aug 16, 2020
Baby mama all the way, I nack you belle, you breastfeed my baby for one year, I collect my baby by crook or by hook send to my mama, I carry my baby when he\she is 5 to live happily ever after, my pikin must play ball boy or girl.
CelebritiesRe: Waje: “I Got Pregnant In SS3 And My Church Banned Me From Singing In Choir” by johnkey: 11:12am On Aug 16, 2020
Hoes everywhere you go (someone help with that senator adeleke meme)
HealthRe: Man Who Took Girlfriend For Swimming Drowns In Anambra Hotel (Disturbing Photo) by johnkey: 10:51am On Aug 16, 2020
Foolish man, I'm sure his wife and kids will be home, they might even be hungry sef. impressing useless girls that will get another sugar daddy before next weekend
BusinessRe: What Can I Do With 3million by johnkey: 5:07am On Aug 16, 2020
Go into logistics biz
TravelRe: Airport Officials Collecting Money In Place Of COVID-19 Test - Sahara Reporters by johnkey: 4:58am On Aug 16, 2020
Normal naija way
CelebritiesRe: South Koreans Call Out Lyta For Plagiarizing Music Video Of Their Artiste, GOT7 by johnkey: 4:55am On Aug 16, 2020
Lighter might not be aware
CrimeRe: REVEALED: Full Names Of The 23 Nigerians On Death Row For Drugs In Saudi Arabia by johnkey: 4:02pm On Aug 15, 2020
every man with hin problem
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How I Got 120k Cash And 75k Worth Of Foodstuffs With Just 1,000 by johnkey: 2:24pm On Aug 15, 2020
Lmao
Christianity EtcRe: Photo Of A Pastor Praying Over Anointed Face Mask....#2,500 Each by johnkey: 9:46am On Aug 15, 2020
Make person nack am kondo for back of the head
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Narrate Scary Encounters With Women Who Slept Over by johnkey: 2:07am On Aug 15, 2020
Missyford31:
Lol
What time best works for you beautiful?
CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija: Meet Praise’s Sister, Favour, A Beautiful Model With One Arm (photos) by johnkey: 11:05pm On Aug 07, 2020
who cares
TravelRe: Photos Of 34 Nigerian Domestic Workers Living In A Small Room In Lebanon by johnkey: 6:11pm On Aug 07, 2020
You mean sex workers?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Aisha Buhari Flown To Dubai For Medical Treatment by johnkey: 6:08pm On Aug 07, 2020
Hope she dies there

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