Romance › Re: My Mum Should Have Disowned Me by johnkey: 3:39pm On Aug 18, 2020 |
Lol |
Crime › Re: Bandits Kidnap Bello Dankande's Children In Zamfara, Kill Neighbour by johnkey: 3:27pm On Aug 18, 2020 |
Why the former and not the present? |
Crime › Re: Babatunde Qudus Ovation Accused Of Kidnapping & Raping Zainab, 21-Year-Old Lady by johnkey: 3:20pm On Aug 18, 2020 |
SegFault: Yes and it's not my fault you were born to be a fool who can't reasonably sit on the fence in the absence of evidence but conclude like a slowpoke. Still I wonder sometimes... the only fool here is you with your stupid ranting, go and shoot the rapist if you are really touched and fück off my mentions I don't owe you shït |
Crime › Re: Babatunde Qudus Ovation Accused Of Kidnapping & Raping Zainab, 21-Year-Old Lady by johnkey: 3:17pm On Aug 18, 2020 |
Parisian: Nice one. Accurate description of your mother. you are dumb fück off |
Crime › Re: Babatunde Qudus Ovation Accused Of Kidnapping & Raping Zainab, 21-Year-Old Lady by johnkey: 3:15pm On Aug 18, 2020 |
SegFault: Sometimes I just wonder... What kind of human beings are given the chance to exist. It's not my fault that your reasoning is shallow |
Nairaland General › Re: What's Your Take On Relationship's These Days? by johnkey: 1:31pm On Aug 18, 2020 |
One thing is certain, Love is dead in this part of the world. |
Crime › Re: Babatunde Qudus Ovation Accused Of Kidnapping & Raping Zainab, 21-Year-Old Lady by johnkey: 12:15pm On Aug 18, 2020 |
She won't tell us he was her sugar daddy who has spent loads of money and feel entitled to the pussy so took the wrong way to get it. They will never put that in the story, hoes everywhere! Trust these naija bitches at your own peril. |
TV/Movies › Re: 21 Ridiculous Nollywood Subtitles That Cracked Us Up (A Hilarious Thread) by johnkey: 2:35am On Aug 18, 2020 |
coolmagng: Just in case you want to confirm I remember this. Eni toh pa ti ku ooo |
Romance › Re: The best romance story ever on Nairaland by johnkey: 10:42pm On Aug 17, 2020 |
Pass me a blunt, and one more for the road. |
Romance › Re: You're A Bloody Cheat! by johnkey: 10:40pm On Aug 17, 2020 |
Once I catch you cheating you're relegated to a sextoy until you get tired of my dìck |
Crime › Re: Top 10 Worst Prisons In Nigeria by johnkey: 6:02pm On Aug 17, 2020 |
Whatever you do son, avoid prison! |
Romance › Re: Think Twice Before You Throw A Birthday Party For Your Girlfriend by johnkey: 10:20am On Aug 17, 2020 |
Only fools throw birthday parties for naija girls of nowadays. |
Romance › Re: REDPILLER = Association Of Bitter Men. by johnkey: 10:14am On Aug 17, 2020 |
Chii59: Yawnnnsss How may I help you ugline? please fück off my mentions |
Romance › Re: REDPILLER = Association Of Bitter Men. by johnkey: 1:52am On Aug 17, 2020 |
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Family › Re: Divorce Are Now Celebrated As Weddings by johnkey: 12:13am On Aug 17, 2020 |
faithfull18: Be deceiving yourself. You think those who live such lives are happy who are you to choose what makes others happy? look at your calendar in case you forgot it's not 1960 |
Romance › Re: How A Nigerian Super Star Proposed To His Fiancee At The Middle Of A Main Road by johnkey: 11:43am On Aug 16, 2020 |
Someone please put a bullet in that Simp head |
Romance › Re: This Thing Called Marriage by johnkey: 11:41am On Aug 16, 2020 |
fùck marraige |
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Family › Re: Divorce Are Now Celebrated As Weddings by johnkey: 11:19am On Aug 16, 2020 |
Baby mama all the way, I nack you belle, you breastfeed my baby for one year, I collect my baby by crook or by hook send to my mama, I carry my baby when he\she is 5 to live happily ever after, my pikin must play ball boy or girl. |
Celebrities › Re: Waje: “I Got Pregnant In SS3 And My Church Banned Me From Singing In Choir” by johnkey: 11:12am On Aug 16, 2020 |
Hoes everywhere you go (someone help with that senator adeleke meme) |
Health › Re: Man Who Took Girlfriend For Swimming Drowns In Anambra Hotel (Disturbing Photo) by johnkey: 10:51am On Aug 16, 2020 |
Foolish man, I'm sure his wife and kids will be home, they might even be hungry sef. impressing useless girls that will get another sugar daddy before next weekend |
Business › Re: What Can I Do With 3million by johnkey: 5:07am On Aug 16, 2020 |
Go into logistics biz |
Travel › Re: Airport Officials Collecting Money In Place Of COVID-19 Test - Sahara Reporters by johnkey: 4:58am On Aug 16, 2020 |
Normal naija way |
Celebrities › Re: South Koreans Call Out Lyta For Plagiarizing Music Video Of Their Artiste, GOT7 by johnkey: 4:55am On Aug 16, 2020 |
Lighter might not be aware |
Crime › Re: REVEALED: Full Names Of The 23 Nigerians On Death Row For Drugs In Saudi Arabia by johnkey: 4:02pm On Aug 15, 2020 |
every man with hin problem |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How I Got 120k Cash And 75k Worth Of Foodstuffs With Just 1,000 by johnkey: 2:24pm On Aug 15, 2020 |
Lmao |
Christianity Etc › Re: Photo Of A Pastor Praying Over Anointed Face Mask....#2,500 Each by johnkey: 9:46am On Aug 15, 2020 |
Make person nack am kondo for back of the head |
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Narrate Scary Encounters With Women Who Slept Over by johnkey: 2:07am On Aug 15, 2020 |
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Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija: Meet Praise’s Sister, Favour, A Beautiful Model With One Arm (photos) by johnkey: 11:05pm On Aug 07, 2020 |
who cares |
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Travel › Re: Photos Of 34 Nigerian Domestic Workers Living In A Small Room In Lebanon by johnkey: 6:11pm On Aug 07, 2020 |
You mean sex workers? |
Nairaland General › Re: Aisha Buhari Flown To Dubai For Medical Treatment by johnkey: 6:08pm On Aug 07, 2020 |
Hope she dies there |