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RomanceRe: Benefits Of Wearing Beads On Your Waist As A Lady by johnkey: 5:15am On Jul 29, 2020
my love for beads, seeing naive people on this thread makes me want to slap someone
RomanceRe: How Feminism Was Viewed By Men In The 1900's by johnkey: 4:35pm On Jul 28, 2020
wetin concern agbero with overload?
TravelRe: Pregnant Woman And Her Child Crushed To Death In Ebonyi (Disturbing Photos) by johnkey: 4:30pm On Jul 28, 2020
the crime scene is confusing, I can count 5 bodies abi I dey see double ni
FamilyRe: Need Your Advice On What To Do About My Late Sister Children by johnkey:
your mom is stupid for considering marking those innocent twins face to be scarred for life, rubbish. and to that fake prophet na ogun go kill am, useless family na so my useless older cousin with her dead prophetess mark my face too that year in the absence of my mom.
Modified:if my insult no touch you abeg maintain your lane
@ishilove
oh I'm senseless because I replied your insult with an insult when na my lane I dey jeje abi na your mama OP dey talk about? shows how much sense you have in that your akamu brain, mumu writing insult in italics lol I can imagine how dumb you are like your words are supposed to freeze my fingers from typing or what, olofo na you shoot insult first na you still dey call me warrior, OH! you were never expecting that lmao you're used to getting your smelling ass licked by the stupid simps on this site well I don't give a fück about you or anyone on this site, in other words koshi danu and stop mentioning me, I don't have your time dumb bïtch, it's your stupid mom I blame cos if she had flushed you away I wouldn't be here talking back at a dumb hoe or we can blame your useless father for not being able to afford a condom, well you got my attention you can choke on my last ever mention of you and don't bother quoting me cause I won't be reading it or you can as well waste your time seeing you got nothing better to do with your wretched life
CelebritiesRe: 7 Facts About Festus Fadeyi, The Billionaire Funding Toke Makinwa’s Luxurious by johnkey: 5:23am On Jul 28, 2020
stupid man, money miss road.
CelebritiesRe: He’s 83 And She’s 84 — And They Model Other People’s Forgotten Laundry.⁣ ⁣ by johnkey: 4:31pm On Jul 27, 2020
This could be us but you too like money and you no wan work
CrimeRe: Cultist On Rampage by johnkey: 3:57am On Jul 27, 2020
4 less idiots to worry about
RomanceRe: I Am Cheating On My Lovely Cute Fit Husband With A 2 Min Man. by johnkey: 3:36am On Jul 27, 2020
fake
Christianity EtcRe: Angry Youth Humiliates Pastor For Sleeping With A Married Woman(photos) by johnkey: 6:12pm On Jul 26, 2020
stupid youths
EventsRe: Osun Holds Festival Amid COVID-19 Pandemic by johnkey: 6:04pm On Jul 26, 2020
what pandemic?p please shoot anyone beside you still believing this Stoopid virus
FamilyRe: Teenagers Dedicate Their Newborn Son In Delta Church by johnkey: 5:57pm On Jul 26, 2020
everybody with hin own destiny
RomanceRe: Sympathy Or Simp? by johnkey: 5:45pm On Jul 26, 2020
Even doing that online still don't get them the pussy, maybe back then in the days of our mother but nowadays na who carry ba get the pussy, if you like simp online all day all you get is likes.
FamilyRe: 22 Illegal Names That Are Banned All Over The World, Is Your Name Among? by johnkey: 4:32am On Jul 25, 2020
I don't care I'm naming my first child Paris
PoliticsRe: Burial Of 28 Years Old soldier Who Was Killed In Maiduguri (photos) by johnkey: 4:04am On Jul 22, 2020
Zero pity for any mumu soldier fighting for a failed nation
CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija: Meet The Boss Lady Who Owns A Mini Estate And 9freezed Embryos In SA by johnkey: 3:39am On Jul 22, 2020
Pussypreneur you meant
HealthRe: Apologise To A Part Of Your Body For Over-use, What Part Will It Be? by johnkey: 4:27am On Jul 21, 2020
my Cockerel
CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija Season 5, Meet The Billionaire's Son Among The Housemate by johnkey: 3:38am On Jul 21, 2020
is that kiddywaya son of terrywaya?
TV/MoviesRe: Laycon, From Shame To Fame: Meet The BBNaija Housemate Who Was Mocked Online by johnkey: 3:15am On Jul 21, 2020
paulolee:
them don start another rubbish...donjazzy doin what he is paid to do because once he tweets, Nigerians go join..
am i the only one thinking that he collected past questions from that efe guy and he is jus playing according to scripts..
which Nigerians? abeg dey signify o angry
paulolee:
them don start another rubbish...donjazzy doin what he is paid to do because once he tweets, Nigerians go join..
am i the only one thinking that he collected past questions from that efe guy and he is jus playing according to scripts..
which Nigerians? abeg dey signify o
RomanceRe: A Nairalander's Journey To Marital Life, Covid 19 Style. by johnkey: 2:54am On Jul 21, 2020
Offpoint:
I lost interest when I saw the Kneeling in the proposal pictures...

Nothing special, just another S.....



Let me stop here before I get ban.




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The urge to complete that sentence is to strong, I can't control it any more..
Just another si.... God please help me.

Fxxk shxt meen... Just another sim... Oh no
bruh you got me laughing out loud at 3am lol
CrimeRe: Nigerian Men Killing Their Wives In The United States. by johnkey: 11:07pm On Jul 19, 2020
They got what they deserved, ungrateful bastards
CrimeRe: Man Beheaded His Friend Who Received N13m For Building Project [LESSONS] by johnkey: 6:16pm On Jul 18, 2020
Damn again
CelebritiesRe: All Nigerian Politicians And Their Children Deserve To Die - Cubana Chief Priest by johnkey: 6:14pm On Jul 18, 2020
Took the words out of my mouth
CelebritiesRe: Do You Remember The Ugliest Woman In The World? See Recent Pictures Of Her by johnkey: 6:13pm On Jul 18, 2020
fhuck
CrimeRe: Colombian Cartels Executing People Who Break Coronavirus Lockdown by johnkey: 6:11pm On Jul 18, 2020
See finish
FamilyRe: This Boy Was Thrown Out Of Home After A Prophet Told His Parent He's a wizard by johnkey: 6:01pm On Jul 18, 2020
unbelievable
CrimeRe: Painful:three Policemen Buried Alive By Cultists And Oil Thieves In Rivers State by johnkey: 6:00pm On Jul 18, 2020
mixed feelings
PoliticsRe: Driver Who Knocked Tolulope Arotile Is A Civilian, Had No License by johnkey: 5:40pm On Jul 18, 2020
Civilian with military backing
CrimeRe: This Lady Was Arrested By Police For Wearing This In Ibadan by johnkey: 1:01am On Jul 18, 2020
EngineerBode:
Why did she pay? Abi she no get sense
hmm pray make them no catch you, police handcuffed my hand, the left hand almost cut because it was tight and they forget carry handcuff key, imagine o even after agreeing to 'settle' with 5k we were driving around looking for handcuff key while I was in pains, my only crime was going outside to buy card after my bank failed me, I no even carry phone that day.
EducationRe: School Turned Into Poultry In Borno by johnkey: 8:12pm On Jul 16, 2020
Buhari and his ministers no just get sense

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