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RomanceRe: Advice Needed For A Complex Situation by johnkey: 4:13pm On Aug 25, 2020
You must be an aba\alaba\onitsha trader
CelebritiesRe: Instablog Trends On Twitter After Handler's Face Was Seen On Live Video (Photos) by johnkey: 4:04pm On Aug 25, 2020
My love for big boobs
HealthRe: Lady Jumps Down From A Bike And Starts Misbehaving In Ado Ekiti (Video) by johnkey: 12:42pm On Aug 23, 2020
Won ti lo werey lol. Tokunbo Lexus ES350 loading
Nairaland GeneralRe: Kemi Olunloyo: Guess Who Just Died???? by johnkey: 8:23pm On Aug 22, 2020
I hope it's a naija politician
CultureRe: What Are The Best Gifts For Your Girlfriend? by johnkey: 8:22pm On Aug 22, 2020
Dick oko
RomanceRe: Eight Signs To Tell You Your Wife Or Fiancee Is Sleeping With Her Pastor by johnkey: 5:05pm On Aug 22, 2020
Thread for SIMPs
RomanceRe: His Friend Is Blackmailing Him, Should He Pay? by johnkey: 11:11am On Aug 22, 2020
The problem I have are with the people believing this post, like are y'all that daft? Different people dey these world sha
CelebritiesRe: Koko Pat: I Want To Have A One Night Stand With Wizkid by johnkey: 11:03am On Aug 22, 2020
The mentality of the above poster is why I don't have female friends (except fuckmates). imagine gisting with a girl with no thinking capacity, I'll be frustrated I swear.
TravelRe: Wickedness! HIV Positive Tourist Elopes After Uploading Photos Of Over 30 Women by johnkey: 10:58am On Aug 22, 2020
Serves them right. Na their boyfriend's I pity
HealthRe: Should I Allow My Daughters Go For Female Genital Mutilation ? by johnkey: 10:45am On Aug 22, 2020
Mehn what kind of weak men do we have these days? imagine my parents walking up to me to tell me that my 'own' child should be circumcised as a female to the extent of arguing about it, na see finish be that. I'm sure they also chose your wife for you. A man that can't make decisions on his own damn
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Calls For Immediate Release Of Malian President Keita by johnkey:
Who pays the Piper plays the tune
CelebritiesRe: 19-year-old Instagram User Commits Suicide For Not Getting Enough Likes by johnkey: 11:48am On Aug 20, 2020
if true rot in hell
FamilyRe: Simsify (A Nairalander) Gets Married by johnkey: 9:43am On Aug 20, 2020
SimSify:
My Brother may God give you peace..

God bless you abundantly..

Cheers to a Good life..
Peace be unto you my bro and may your days be filled with blessings.
CelebritiesRe: Samuel L Jackson & Wife Celebrate Their 40th Anniversary by johnkey: 9:41am On Aug 20, 2020
Wumi261:
Good... Please, can you name the title of his movie he acted as a leader of a military group that went on a rescue mission to save a US diplomat but the leaders at home want to make him the fall guy?

The leaders burnt all evidence to save his ass but he was saved by his lawyer friend whom has served as a combatant with him.

I really need that movie title
Rules of engagement
RomanceRe: “My Wife Has Been Sleeping With Her Doctor For 10 Years” – Heartbroken Man by johnkey: 8:17pm On Aug 19, 2020
Normal level
CelebritiesRe: Samuel L Jackson & Wife Celebrate Their 40th Anniversary by johnkey: 8:15pm On Aug 19, 2020
My favorite actor ever I've seen all his movies
RomanceRe: I Simped Smh by johnkey: 8:13pm On Aug 19, 2020
Go and Simp no more
FamilyRe: Simsify (A Nairalander) Gets Married by johnkey: 8:07pm On Aug 19, 2020
SimSify:
If been married makes me a simp then I'm afraid your father is the Lord of simps..

Or probably you were given birth to out of wedlock or you don't even know your father..

Shame.. I pray you never find happiness if you ever marry..

My dear.. Your life is finished if you continue like this..
You won't have happiness in your marraige simply because you are a simp who got a hoe do the maths, like I said before don't come here to disturb us when she starts sleeping around. I'm sure her sugar daddies were guests at your show of shame. I owe you no explanation on my background lol. you can go die now simp
PoliticsRe: Kashamu Begging Adebutu Kessignton ‘Baba Ijebu’ From Sick Bed (Leaked Video) by johnkey: 5:57pm On Aug 19, 2020
No pity for any politicians present or ex they'll all keep dying shamefully
FamilyRe: Simsify (A Nairalander) Gets Married by johnkey: 5:55pm On Aug 19, 2020
SimSify:
may that be your potion when you get married..

Will it kill you to say something positive..

That's why nothing good works in your life..
oloshi nothing good will work in your life, fück off Simp
FamilyRe: Simsify (A Nairalander) Gets Married by johnkey: 1:48pm On Aug 19, 2020
Congratulations hope you won't come here later to post how she's sleeping with your neighbor, I no get advice to give o
EducationRe: How Can I Master Chemistry by johnkey: 1:46pm On Aug 19, 2020
First year futa chemistry 101 I had 90A after cramming so much for days and nights, I can't remember shit now.
CelebritiesRe: #BBNAIJA: Nigerians Drags Lady For Saying She Wants Laycon Dead by johnkey: 1:36pm On Aug 19, 2020
I wonder how many mouth have sucked those boobs
CrimeRe: Babatunde Qudus Ovation Accused Of Kidnapping & Raping Zainab, 21-Year-Old Lady by johnkey: 10:37pm On Aug 18, 2020
Rebuke:
Yhu see, responding to yhur mention right now isn't because yhu've said anything meaningfull but gebberish as usual.

I've delivered my message and it stands. It's either yhu get some sense into yhur skull and act responsible or keep fooling yhurself around - yhu dirty pig!

Mehn, kinda wonder where yhur types are raised and who raised yhur kind, damn it!

Yhu know the only place yhur type can have a chance with me is here on NL, yhu cretin!

Yhu got the attention yhu seek, now crawl back into yhur rattry abode. Chai!
koshi danu you're disturbing my peace, if you are pained go and shoot the rapist not fighting here online you mentioned me first and in the one looking for attention you obviously lack sense in your akamu brain. Bye Simp
CrimeRe: Babatunde Qudus Ovation Accused Of Kidnapping & Raping Zainab, 21-Year-Old Lady by johnkey: 8:05pm On Aug 18, 2020
Alexaonfleek:
Pls don't be unfortunate
You have been noticed thanks, now fück off with your unfortunate self before you rub me with it. I don't talk to naija bitches except we gonna fück and you're too ugly and shapeless for me so bye
CrimeRe: Babatunde Qudus Ovation Accused Of Kidnapping & Raping Zainab, 21-Year-Old Lady by johnkey: 8:03pm On Aug 18, 2020
joyandfaith:
do u know meaning of kidnapping and raping using gun? it is crime against state. I can bet it you have at least a girl in the past. we know your kind.
Thank you I have noticed you now fück off my mentions, stick with your kind
CrimeRe: Babatunde Qudus Ovation Accused Of Kidnapping & Raping Zainab, 21-Year-Old Lady by johnkey: 8:02pm On Aug 18, 2020
Rebuke:
I am short of words! See yhur comment, if yhur sister was the victim, would yhu have said the same thing?

Yhu and everyone liking yhur comments are the problem we have in Nigeria, justifying wrong; something that should be frown at.

A man kidnapping a lady at a gun point and yhu hopeless fool have the guts to defend the idiot. Karma is real, watch out.

One should be very careful with yhur kind; those who liked yhur comment ain't different too.

Useless set of people, silly lots, bunch of fools!

Get the hell outa here, yhu idiot.
Thank you! you have been noticed, now fück off stupid SIMP you can go shoot the rapist if you are so pained. Ewure!
RomanceRe: My Sister, a Nairalander's beautiful pre-wedding photos. by johnkey: 4:13pm On Aug 18, 2020
"There's a simp for every hoe". To the topic: Very beautiful pictures wish them a happy home in love and unity
RomanceRe: What Is The Fastest Way To Recieve Money From USA by johnkey: 4:07pm On Aug 18, 2020
FantomGreenz:
My friend wants to send some money to me from the United States but I don't have a domiciliary account.

So, please what how can I receive the money through Western Union. I could use really use like, a brief procedure.

Abeg make una help a brother before this guy change him mind. Thanks.
I can pick it for you swiftly for 15%

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